obi wan voice Now there's an ape I haven't strangled in a long time. A long time.

Haven't been drinking this past week while I take a bunch of antibiotics and I feel vital in a way I havent in a while. Anyway, thinking about getting more brewskis at the Valero

Fistful of doll hairs

Your party approaches Egg-Man Splerm. "Sorta busy with all these eggs," he says. "Make it quick. Please." How do you respond.

Dundalk trump

Some might say the human body is the flared base for its head

Mitch McConnell head ripped off by eagle

Elon Musk salute controversy

The first president "into" diaper stuff

gaming, the fool's plight

The American dream is alive in Ljubljana

Saint Jiub the Eradicator — sometimes known as Saint Jiub, Eradicator of the Winged Menace and Jiub the Magnificent — is a saint of the Tribunal Temple and the New Temple. He was canonized for driving the cliff racers from the island of Vvardenfell in Morrowind.

Wow, pride month ia over. Time for pride month 2

Wearing sunglasses like robert denino

Burn it down. Kill everyone.

Nice brain. Be a shame if someone splattered it on the pavement. You fuck

Howling "what in tarnation" right as an orc blows my head off with a sawed-off shotgun

"Duhhhhh I wanna jack off to the video game character I can't jack off to this new character as good" Ok then Die. Die and go to hell

Sneaking up on Shelob from behind, grappling her stupid spider body and suplexing her down the stairs of Cirith Ungol over and over until she dies

When gandalf died they let him re spec

gandalf riding into mordor on a big eagle and launching bomb magic at barad-dûr

I could use The One Ring without any issues. Bitch.

The sun

Iron Man origin story where Tony Stark instead builds a nuclear-powered killdozer to escape capture

lol the age verification bullshit on here is busted so I cant log back in cool dope

For $9.19, you can make yourself an entertainment kit to keep you occupied for the whole week.

Dr peppy dr pepper corn candy Larry

all of this will take a generational effort to undo and no one in power has the will to undertake that effort

Slams tailgate on shitty truck closed. "Have you ever sought to heap revenge upon those who have wronged you?" Puts foot up on hay bale. "What about taking everyone out, including yourself?" A slow smile, then a wink. "Hi. I'm Wendigo Gracchus. I sell the Japanese samurai sword known as the Katana."

I'm going to have an announcement soon.

Stomping on his head til the eyeballs shoot out

Time to log in, I suppose

Andy Warhol single burger mukbang

I was playing on a burning crusade era wow server and really got into a groove

Gm, can you find all 20

Well well well, if it isn't my old friend, The Botfly Nightmare.

getting gacked on multivitamins and probiotics

Robert Eggers' Redwall

Cripes I hate the heat

Lunch doodle

The frozen dinner life I live

eat my ass, smart TVs

Huh

Wise old tree

Draft check

Becoming worse

Hello.

spitting venom from my venom-spitting pouch