eyy beautiful! you're a beautiful woman! you there!! and I'm so lonely. lonely guy. but you? no way! bee-yoo-tiful!!

Mr. Fetterman, here's your lunch. A bag of rocks, which you eat for sustenance, just like you like

get jabbed with needles dumb guy

Hey. Look. I noticed you've been posting a lot about aotus (night monkey) lately. Is everything OK?

I want to dip my brain into a big vat of ice water

They let you take a box of crayons into the coffee shop. It is permitted

Wow it's pinkie pie

Drawing filth at the coffee shop by my pharmacy

gm

typical polycule

a really funny thing about traditional roguelikes is that all of them are somehow good, even the bad ones

Gunge Vlark

Mr Gorbachev take off that condom

No no no you're doing it all wrong. Here, lemme show you (saying this to a public masturbator)

För Trump, zhe Phantom funczions sniff as a jungian imago ov ov ov zhe persecuted sovereign. sniff Grandioshe yet wöunded, isolated, a misundershtood genius. It ish a projecshion of grievance. He, töö, has conshtructed a myth around himself and cannot face rejectshion.

Fooled again by that rambunctious gangster

Trump MRI reveals one of those lumps full of teeth and hair and stuff in the place of his dang brain

Gungan Bloatum

My mod overhaul of "No, I'm Not a Human" called "Yes, I'm a Human :-)" and you just get to throw back beers and chill with randos in your shitty house.

För Trump, zhe Phantom funczions sniff as a jungian imago ov ov ov zhe persecuted sovereign. sniff Grandioshe yet wöunded, isolated, a misundershtood genius. It ish a projecshion of grievance. He, töö, has conshtructed a myth around himself and cannot face rejectshion.

Something seems familiar about the rendering for the White House ballroom

Got home, took a shower, put on sweats, heated up some Thai leftovers, cracked a tallboy, started up the personal computer. Yeah boys; it's Columbian Women's Day.

I'm sexually normal. On the census next to sex, I write down "No thank you."

I dont think he gives head at all, to men or women. Giving head is a sacremental act. It's accepting something greater than yourself.

A/C was busted at work and I've been sweating like a pig all day.

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Aotus night monkey Azara's night monkey Brumback's night monkey /Aotus/ (meaning "earless")

We love corridors We love corridors We love corridors

(when an app asks me to put in an 8-digit code to log in) mister big shot over here. 6 digits ain't good enough for him no more. he wants two whole extra digits, well la dee da (voice gets lower and quieter) you think you're better than everyone else? that what this is? think you're better than me?

adding Aotus to my bad flash fiction project

Look it's hard when you reach a certain age to maintain friendships (guy making confusing point about the Epstein-Trump relationship)

internet is crazy

Wow I guess you guys hate me that's fine I dont even care 🙂

Moody? Not really. I'm always this way.

adding Aotus to my bad flash fiction project

Aotus the night monkey is teaching me prana bindu and the secrets of gun-fu

tell me more, Aotus, night monkey

pling pling pling that's the sound of your bullets bouncing off my impervious silver sequined jumpsuit

Gourt stood in the shadows, smooth-scaled and serpentine, his silver sequined jumpsuit catching the light like a knife. The Enigma hummed on his finger, a sibilant whisper in his skull: “You play a dangerous game, little lizard. Minds that wander too far sometimes forget the way home.”

I want to live in his twilight world, learn the resplendent secrets of velvety darkness

consulting my sapient ring and it refuses to tap its well of knowledge until I get it some silver polish