Once I was hitting up the pharmacy for a few bottles of sugar free dxm cough syrup and an energy drink and the pharmacist starts to lecture me about avoiding caffeine if I'm sick. Pal, I'm not getting all this syrup because I'm sick

Premature ejaculators must get so much done

heads up

Don't post mondo huge tits in the a.m. It's not right to post mondo huge tits in the a.m.

The gringo withers and expires

Manipulating my utility jambiya to behead mummies and ghouls and villeins and assorted jokers and bozos, etc, etc, etc, with deadly precision and vorpal liquidity

The Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex needs its own tarrasque-type creature to terrify and unsettle the villeins and yeomen and so forth.

The beauty of the rat women. The sensuality of the possum peoples.

Charging into a cops' nest clutching in hand a battle axe with twin crescent blades.

pubes resembling nest of worms

Tunnels deep beneath the earth filled with foul whipped cream

feathered goon plucked

Jimmy Dean Frozen Cakes of Light

slither and slough

The human ear isn't meant to produce this much pus. [[or is meant to in dire circumstances only]]

ratbrain meltdown

tongue forked and free

I've fallen into an antlion's nest and I'm scrambling up the side in vain, slowly inching toward my doom -- it's little Friday, AKA Thursday

Sound bite? No. Sound listen.

Solutions for daddy. Daddy requires solutions.

I think you will find my jester's poniard technique extremely dope and cool

Spiritual weaponry deployed against otherwise unassailable foes

a skull ensconced within

elfs invented kinslaying and sexual perversion

POLICEMAN EXECUTION LIVE ON AIR ONE NIGHT ONLY

empty of blood full of piss

sexual bugbear encounter

The riddle of meal

crunched and splattered

placed in the contraption

wrangling with assorted freaks

Good user name: "scrotum haver"

Gurgling wound Sucking wound

I think you'll find my ensorcelled gimp suit is impervious to your spears and longknifes

One tic. I've gotta catch the light of the moon on the strings of my harp for a bit I'm doing later.

around her neck a string of glittering diamond studded teeth

Like a vast spider suspended

As time comes a close and reality begins to collapse in on itself, I find myself thinking more and more of the roller taquito (hamburger variety) from QT ("Quik Trip")

the sensuous clutching grasp of one Mr. Mime

Getting brain in the chambers and chasms and deep, dark pits known only to the slimes and oozes of the earth

Old milk for new. Old milk... for new.

sentenced to the milking chamber

The snorlax of getting pussy

grunting foaming yowling

A thousand blooded howlers scaling the cyclopean walls

I stink!

Thinking about a big fat ass

eye ball slicer is filthy. need to clean my eye ball slicer

come hither screaming freak

Kill, kill! Die!