Should I take a nap or go buy liquor and pizza

Lil pump stanky

Contemplating the spheres of creation

*sees a woman in any context whatsoever* God, I should call her.

Tummy

Being a fuckwit

She's tight like gom jabbar

Playing the pussy like a violin and the dick like a trombone

not really into the weed cannabis. Now, speed

the heart wants what it wants: nicotine

going insane with evil

I feel bad all of the time. :o)

find me in this photographic image

I wish Dwemer ruins were real. I would love to be bisected by a centurian

I work in the sewers and I can tell which houses have dudes jacking off in the shower all the time

Damn cant a dude retire

A good thing to do after you jo is make a nice bowl of cereal

bloodied dagger. blooded dagger. bloodful dagger.

finally, a parasite you /want/ to have

elf sanitarium. elf charnal house

Drinking a nutrient milk and jo-ing four to five times and then hitting they hay.

I am being killed vis a vis hammer blows to the face and head.

I hope you enjoy experiencing Hell, Charlie Brown.

kicked in the head by elf-stomper

Doing research.

I have a confession. I am the worm laid low 😞

Just another day at the freak factory pouring freak muck into the freak moulds, loading the moulds into the freak kiln

Your stupid little status-dominance game isn't going to work on me!!

the caucasian rizzler

Evil is alive and well in this Kroger

stabbed in face for truth

elf rancher. elf farming simulator.

I have live for one billion years (1,000,000,000)

I like it when prescription drugs make me feel good. But when they make me feel bad?

Claude, or "Clod," as I call it

my stomach has gone to war with the rest of my body. and it's winning

I hope it happens today.

whispering my ideas into a crystaline matrix and then smashing them with a hammer

the victim, who was ugly,

I hate being betrayed at Krondor

drinking the blessed breakfast beer

yeah, I'm gonna be screaming

Impossible crime vortex

evil murderer

open wide pig

i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time

Big mistake