slurping up some juice and crud

You don't know I'm not wielding an ensorcelled blade, buddy. You dont know shit

Turning to stone when struck by the rays of the rising sun <<<<<<<<<<<<<

Keep it to yourself, nimrod

You pig. You bug. (warming up, more fondly) You worm.

greet my glittering blade with your throat, bug

"lemurian haruspex"

Hope you like revenge being visited upon you, pig.

When I post, I enter a state of mushin (無心), thinking only of my duty to post, much like the 17th samurai Suzuki Shōsan who unhesitatingly decapitated a child lord at the Battle of Osaka. This is an extreme comparison, but a poster must cultivate “posting energy” and be ready to post at any time.

Even the slaughterhouse needs a poet laureate playboy

I trust my warriors, they are noble and honorable. - The Foolish Lord

Doodled up a quick av sorry I cant commit to any single one

A noodle meal has brought me low and I must recover before I have a lil bender-roonie, I reckon

the little gun sculpture makes this read like a police department bragging about "weapons off the streets" after arresting a caveman

They say your dick looks better when you lose a bunch of weight, but they dont say how much better.

Should I take a nap or go buy liquor and pizza

Contemplating the spheres of creation

*sees a woman in any context whatsoever* God, I should call her.

Tummy

Being a fuckwit

She's tight like gom jabbar

Playing the pussy like a violin and the dick like a trombone

not really into the weed cannabis. Now, speed

the heart wants what it wants: nicotine

going insane with evil

I feel bad all of the time. :o)

find me in this photographic image

I wish Dwemer ruins were real. I would love to be bisected by a centurian

I work in the sewers and I can tell which houses have dudes jacking off in the shower all the time

Damn cant a dude retire

A good thing to do after you jo is make a nice bowl of cereal

bloodied dagger. blooded dagger. bloodful dagger.

finally, a parasite you /want/ to have

elf sanitarium. elf charnal house

Drinking a nutrient milk and jo-ing four to five times and then hitting they hay.

I am being killed vis a vis hammer blows to the face and head.

I hope you enjoy experiencing Hell, Charlie Brown.

kicked in the head by elf-stomper

Doing research.

I have a confession. I am the worm laid low 😞

Just another day at the freak factory pouring freak muck into the freak moulds, loading the moulds into the freak kiln

Your stupid little status-dominance game isn't going to work on me!!

the caucasian rizzler

Evil is alive and well in this Kroger

stabbed in face for truth

elf rancher. elf farming simulator.

I have live for one billion years (1,000,000,000)

I like it when prescription drugs make me feel good. But when they make me feel bad?