FOR ACTUAL FUCKS SAKE #PUSB

FUCKIN TOOK YIS LONG ENOUGH #PUSB

HAVING A GREAT TIME SO FAR, HOTEL RIGHT ON SEA FRONT, FOOD GOOD WITH CHOICE, CABARET IN HOTEL TONIGHT TUES, BOOKED FOR CANNON & BALL, AND LES DENIS & DUTIN GEE SHOWS

I made a playlist

Their goalie is decent, gotta say #PUSB

Enjoying the commentator saying van Ewijk wrong every single time #PUSB

GET IT UP YIS #PUSB

Play Up You Beautiful Sky Blue Bastards #PUSB

Quote post with your favourite nic cage movie

"Like my loafers? Former gophers!" #TheMaskedSinger

That cheese toastie looks demented #TheMaskedSinger

Big Butt MILF

I'm hilarious

B&M knows how to do a price drop 👌🏻

Rebel has just walked into the front room where I'm editing, looked out the window, guffed and fucked off again. Rancid dog

I dreamed a woman punched me on the fanny at Disneyland and not in a sexy way. She punched my Fanny Fat Patch, which coincidentally is my drag name.

No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet

Dead at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Rolling Stones (early 70s version) are on the telly, followed by Led Zeppelin. Wondering which band is the most nonce-y

To quote John Belushi in Animal House: “My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”

Lol

I am watching Xmas Masked Singer. A figgy Pudding whom I firmly believe to be Ainsley Marriott is singing when a child is born and all I can think of is "when a child is born bald"

Fuck Biggins the transphobic biphobic old cunt

YAAASSS my auntie and cousin* are coming over on Monday and my cousin has said she's gonna bring me some Free Staytos and hopefully Banshee Bones 🙌🏻 *Not my real auntie and cousin

Shame Charles Hawtrey was a paedo

I am watching Carry On Screaming 💅🏻

Why can’t she use tinsel?

Passed out on the bed in full make up after having drunk three bottles of prosecco

yes you are a 'for-real bad person' if you haven't fully left the nazi app.

Oh fuck off, that's LAST year's word

As if I found out my brother fell down a man hole last week like fucking Wile .E. Coyote or someone.

Do you know who the worst cunts are? Those cunts who put their Xmas decorations up the day after Halloween and then take them down before twelfth night. You committed to this you pricks.

Hi! I'm meningitis

Fuck em up MCFC

As if I found out my brother fell down a man hole last week like fucking Wile .E. Coyote or someone.

Hooray

A points a point but fuck sake #PUSB

Throwback to 15 years ago, pop and rock star fancy dress. Behold Paul Stanley with tits and Frank Sidebottom

Oh fuck off, that's LAST year's word

Happy Public Domain Day! At the start of each year, a new set of works is freed from copyright — ready to be shared, reused, and reimagined. See our highlights — Hannah Arendt, Albert Einstein, Langston Hughes, William Faulkner, and many more. #publicdomain

GET THE FUCK IN #PUSB

Play Up You Beautiful Sky Blue Bastards #PUSB

1. Kneecap, O2 Academy, Birmingham 2. Aquabats, O2 Academy Islington 3. Ultrasound, Shiiine On Skegness 4. 5ive, NEC Birmingham 5. Oasis, Wembley Stadium

What a comedown, from a wonderful classical concert from Vienna to Bargain Hunt

BOOOOO EUROVISION

That conductor knows how to work a crowd

Another fucking belter. Gwan Johann

The Blue Danube