Coach driver not arsed when we were showing our tickets. This is gonna be a Good Day

Was debating what to wear to Oasis today. Torn between my Cribs tee or Tom Selleck titled as Che Guevara. Asked Alexa to play Slide Away by Oasis and after that it was We Share The Same Skies by The Cribs. I don't do fate but that's spooky, no?

Oasis today lads. Feeling a bit sad cos I was meant to be going with my friends but that friendship group is forever shattered now so I'm going alone. I will be absolutely fine though, I love a solo gig. If anyone else is going and you spot me, come and say hi.

youtu.be/46ht1Uei42M?... Welcome to my earworm. I'm blaming Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social

My auntie had posted a picture on FB of my uncle and a group of people. My uncle used to be in an Irish show band called The Cadets. She's captioned this picture "Brendan next to Eileen Reid" (the singer with The Cadets) but looks closer at who else is in the pic...

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH ITS TODAY

Donkeys at my local animal sanctuary having a party to celebrate one of them living there for 20 years.

One of these men was in one of the best bands ever

Birmingham City fans after losing to Coventry at the CBS AGAIN #PUSB

Tame Impala in Birmingham on my birthday next year?

I'm sorry that hetero men are lonely but I'm curious how many of them have tried simply not being fucking terrible

My Beautiful Sky Blue Bastards 🩵 #PUSB

YES VICTOR #PUSB

Hahahahahahaha fuck you #PUSB

@theblueststar.bsky.social 28 eggs…?

Off you fuck you dirty bastard #PUSB

Bidders looking like he's gonna better the Birmingham manager #PUSB

Happy 200th Birthday to the railway.

Play Up You Beautiful Sky Blue Bastards #PUSB

Went to see my mam yesterday and it was really sad to see her so tiny and frail in hospital for her birthday. Still she was happy to see us, I got her a balloon and a cake and my niece and her fiancé came down to visit too. It's hard to see your role model decline so quickly.

Twenty Eight

No YOU'RE Alexaing The Venga Boys this morning

Just picked up some essentials

Jay and Mark Duplass are wonderful human beings 🩵

I hope Bryan Ferry has had the worst 80th birthday, the fox hunting cunt

Sat waiting for over an hour and a half for a curry watching everyone else's food come out and not ours. My da has just told them to shove it up their arse. We're leaving.

Gwan Mo Chara!

The Postal Service’s Such Great Heights on a sitar is the cover version you never knew you needed. youtu.be/4_ZEsbH3iQo?...

That spam faced jelly backed cunt writing in The Telegraph is it? youtu.be/xtbul6MGhmk?...

My mam is eighty today. She's still in hospital. She's not the same mam I remember growing up but she's still my mam

MotherFUCKER

Viola should have dressed as The Ring Road or Sky Blue Sam #DragRaceUK

The time I'm happiest that we couldn't have children is when there's a screaming one in the supermarket

I'm Sainsbury's, just shouted out "FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS"

And this can also fuck off

This can fuck off

Millennials fuck off, this cringe is OUR (Gen X) cringe. Get your fucking own.

Want to impress your boss at your next big meeting? Then watch my handy guide to understanding business terminology #business

Yeah, yeah. OK.

Current view

Put on my "Fuck the Tories" tee shirt and then took it off because Labour are fucking horrible too. I need a "Fuck the Labour Party" tee shirt as well. I opted for this instead.

Current view

Iron Butt.

@theednawatkins.bsky.social @safers.bsky.social @jenbren.bsky.social @davidjcourt.bsky.social FUCKING WAHEY

Must be all the red flags he has around him.

Today I heard a Geordie saying “FYI”. That has been the highlight of my day.

Wes Streeting "Fall off a Cliff" challenge

Me when I decline Christmas cake

Gary Barlow, Nitin Sawney, Shaznay Lewis and Danny Dyer, together at last

Twelve years since I got this note