Best photo I ever took, 14 years ago today, with my low-res phone camera in a Panera.

As an old white guy, I beg you to please continue not voting for old white guys.

I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.

Like most normal adults, I'm drinking coffee and watching an Italian cobbler resoling shoes and boots on Instagram.

Is anyone else already getting flyers about the Black Friday sales at the Jerk Store? It's too soon!

1000%

It's great if the well-meaning and good-hearted are inspired, but it's even better if the soulless and calculating are scared.

I ❤️ NY

The mailman brought a copy of an incredible Hüsker Dü release, "1985: The Miracle Year," for which I wrote liner notes. This 4LP/2CD set from Numero Group comes out Friday. You can hit the Numero site or your local record retailer to get yours: numerogroup.com/products/198...

having leftovers again for dinner

Voting against any republican in a race, big or small, makes a difference and feels great. GO VOTE.

one shotgun salute

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I stole your Peepaw's sweater.

Petting my dog and watching the first 3 hours of MTV, August 1, 1981. youtu.be/hkd_3J_6nR0?...

The NYC Marathon women's coverage is surprisingly good so far!

good lord that springsteen movie looks so corny

This is tough, I have friends in LA and would love to root for the Dodgers but I'm a member of Broken Social Scene so...

Some of you are describing and giving accounts of this game, and I doubt any of you have express written consent from Major League Baseball.

also accepts Werther's Originals

straight up leaf peepin'

36 miles behind plan, 2 months to go. Let's do this!

Remember like 5 years ago there were a bunch of companies who sent "bespoke" junk like this to guys who looked like this every month? Lol.

I was ready to give $20 to any kids dressed as Hans and Franz or Jamiroquai.

a guy down the street from us is giving out garlic bread and i need a few more costumes

"Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are" Ok. BTW what's my last name? "Scissorhands"

please don’t assume that because i’m wet, i’m also wild

The Halloween Issue of Jeff's Good Good Things is not to be missed. So much good stuff here, including the photo series of teenagers' bedrooms, great music recs, a link to find your local food bank for donation or visiting, and hobbits called "filthy little creatures" lol.

ME: What’s the first rule of bite club? DRACULA: Is it biting? ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting. RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.

Hope you enjoy the last day of Spooky Season. Here's a hefty bagful of fun-sized treats (no rocks): dancing skeletons, hobbits, ska, pizza, drums, pumpkins, leaves, bangers, hilarious Bluesky posts, and more! www.gojeffgo.com/good-good-th...

No "Fun-Size" nonsense here, stop by our house on Halloween and you'll get a FULL SIZE box of raisins.

New pup alert. Meet Matilda - who is doing her best to meet all the butterflies in the park. #blueheeler

"To be completely honest, he was TERRIFIED of ghosts." - Ray Parker, Sr.

Me on my way to return clothes: “Hold on, I gotta come up with a backstory.”

[poet experiencing their first ever sunset] is this... is this about me?

Happy National Cat Day

(me on stage, gently strumming and tuning my acoustic guitar) "Anyway, here's Ghostbusters."

All of my neighbors pumpkins "disappeared" this morning and they're all blaming me because my pet hippo Chompers got loose again.

Song of the year? I know very little about musicals, but this banger reminds me of an Act I finale that will be revisited later with the entire cast joining in. Love these kids. youtu.be/j42HHzUW1H0?...

when you still haven't found what you're looking for

Helping my 79-yrar-old Dad with some non-emergency medical stuff and now I know what it's like to be a congressional aide.

THE TWILIGHT SAD New Single 'Waiting For The Phone Call' on @rockactionrecords.scot featuring @robert.thecure.com 👀📽️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9zu... Spring 2026 headline tour + shows with @thecure.com * 9.5.26 - Button Factory, Dublin 26.6.26 - Marley Park, Dublin* 28.6.26 - Belsonic, Belfast*

Congrats! Little Bob is a lucky guy.

happy big-ass leaf season

I wrote about running 50 miles, dealing with pain and grief, and scaring some hikers by eating it directly in front of them. www.gojeffgo.com/delaware-tra...

The kids did not enjoy turnip picking today. (pumpkin and apple orchards were too crowded)

You know you're getting pizza when you sit down and you're handed this...

If you enjoy making fun of the running and ultra community, there's no better follow on insta than www.instagram.com/yaboyscottju...

Pianos are one of the few things that are free or $25,000