Some beautiful words about a beautiful guy. Rest in peace Mani X

🚨Newsletter Update🚨 I forgot to mention one of the best Christmas specials is free on YouTube. Pee-wee at his best: sweet, funny, manic, and slightly deranged. Top-notch celeb guest stars, perfect for the whole family. youtu.be/NRvtOGLzpvE?...

Neighborhood run took longer than usual because I stopped 3 times to chat with Allie, Tucker, and Cosmo (all dogs).

tomorrow's shopping goal

Happy birthday, Jennifer Aniston!

There are two Rocky statues at the art museum. One at the top of the steps and one near the bottom of the steps. This is good. I think the Louvre should do this too and have 2 or 3 mona lisas to help spread out the crowds.

Don't mean to stir up trouble during the holidays but people using a "5" for an "S" on a vanity plate, it ain't happening bro.

(Iggy Pop returning a bunch of shirts after Christmas) Sales clerk: "Do you want to exchange these for another size?" Iggy: "no"

A couple of large weird ducks gave me the old "Okay buddy, nothing to see here, keep moving..."

you know when someone is speaking to a crowd and says “good morning!” then the crowd mumbles something back and he says “let’s try that again. GOOD MORNING!” fuck that guy

when it's thursday night and you have off on friday

The new "Good Good Things" newsletter has dropped. It is filled with holiday delights, so if you want to be delighted, this is probably the best place to go. Thanks for reading and sharing this past year, my cursed Santa doll and I really appreciated it. www.gojeffgo.com/good-good-th...

Cold Night Running Tip #1

me & my cat

Five actors who sang their own TV theme songs: “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” – Will Smith “The Fall Guy” – Lee Majors “Alice” – Linda Lavin “Gimme a Break!” – Nell Carter “Walker, Texas Ranger” – Chuck Norris More NEW music fun facts! www.gojeffgo.com/more-very-go...

"Please invite me in, I'm Drac-u-luh Drinking blood is not a sin, I'm Drac-u-luh Being a little bat for the win, I'm Drac-u-luh" - my daughter and I singing along to the new Tame Impala song on the way to school

I not a gloves guy (I always lose them) so when the first snow rolls around I'm usually out there scaping ice wearing one filthy gardening glove and an oven mitt.

if you happen to break into/steal my car today, do NOT use the fork that’s in there - i had to scratch my foot with it while i was driving to work

when it happens, the amount of piss that's gonna be on that grave...

So very sad. Thank you for this a perfect movie.

"I'll do it!!" - Kevin Hart answering the phone

(me coming into town riding on a pony) You: "hell yeah" (me sticking a feather in my cap) You: "um, uh okay" (me calling it macaroni) You: "dude..."

Knocking on all my neighbors' doors to let them know it is snowing.

The way Santa behaves in the Rudolph story is shameful. Rare L for the big man.

Happy 25th Anniversary! 🌭🎄

My wife rarely misspeaks but last night she asked our daughter about her friend Leanna and called her "Lasagna" and oh boy, did we enjoy it.

Just learned this was a thing 👍 youtu.be/ZN2bcS9shuY?...

My dirtbag friends and I snuck beers into the Bradley Beach Theater to see Young Guns & I dropped an unopened can during a quiet part & the whole theater heard it roll for a long time then it stopped and a guy yelled "thanks for the beer!" Much laughter.

I played Christmas songs on my acoustic guitar for wolves in captivity and their reaction will surprise you! (instagam photo caption) They attacked me. I'm in the hospital.

Took off today to do holiday things. Plugged in the first strand of outdoor Christmas lights and they worked 👍 attached the second strand and they shorted out the first string 👎now both are dead. Obviously, god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.

Still pretty proud of this piece I wrote in 2021. I wish I could make a living writing like I want to write. www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2021...

New favorite (and some least favorite) Christmas Songs episode has dropped. Plus, Failed Christmas Song Sequels and Chip tries (nails) improv comedy! www.junkmilesshow.com/talking-good...

Hey guys, if you need five straight minutes of LOLs youtu.be/HLijSwMH7Is?...

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

It's not Hallmark's best but I do enjoy seeing all the Philly landmarks in "The Christmas Hoagie."

Yeah, you think that song is cute?? Approximately 300 grandmas get run over by a reindeer every year in Norway.

People seemed to enjoy my first "Very Good Music Fun Facts" post, so it is time to empty my brain once again... “A Boy Named Sue” was written by Shel Silverstein. “Blue Monday” is the best-selling 12-inch single of all time. Many more new gems here... www.gojeffgo.com/more-very-go...

This week, our goofy little YouTube show celebrates its 400th episode with Erik Pepple from A Video Store Near You and the Wexner Center. He's showing off rare VHS promo material, local pizza commercials, and a home movie shot in a video store in 1991.

I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies

I know people are mad at Netflix but you can still watch the first 13 seasons of "Nephew Swap" there (even the controversial episodes where we lost some nephews).

In the meadow we can build a snowman. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, rounder, colder.

There should be an age you reach where a microphone won’t work if you try to talk into it

More like The BESTS! Wow, incredible show: melodic, sonic, beautiful, funny, and just perfect (I even teared up a few times). Place was packed, night two in Philly. Great crowd. Thx @thebeths.bsky.social 👏👏

Another Sunday night of laundry and getting ready for a week of work... WRONG! I'm going to see THE BETHS tonight!! (finishing laundry now)

Dreamed I invented something called ‘Hot Pepsi’ and the lawyer I hired to trademark it stole the idea from me.

one of the few things I like about Instagram is the "add music" option so I will do this on bluesky posts with a reply until it gets annoying

A few years ago I saw a large busted-into ATM machine on the side of the Boxer's Trail. Today I saw this on the side of the Wissahickon Trail. Stagecoach drivers, please be careful out there.

A behind-the-scenes look at the detailed, back-and-forth discussions that @chipchantry.bsky.social and I have about a new podcast episode idea.

Once December hits in this house, I only refer to "popcorn" as "corn for popping" and as you would expect, my family hates it.