Back by charitable demand, here's my World Cup "PHIPHA" shirt.

Took a walk with my wife in the good cemetery where we both think we'd eventually like plots and markers, but we also both want to be cremated, so we discussed the possibility of interring some of those twelve-foot skeletons when we go.

"I don't want to be around anymore."

If aliens came to Earth with the sole intent of mocking Philadelphia to its face they could not do any better than the Mummers comic troupes. "THIS IS YOU," the aliens say, pointing at the crowd. "THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO US."

I read a medium number of books last year and drew most of their covers:

Herb Welch was there.

Looks like yes, we are.

Pantos: Pants of Fate

Many times I've gone past this convenience store and wondered if I'd really read what I thought I'd read.

Attn @jon.wprb.com

Gävlebocken rocked.

Anybody else catch this? It was only on the screen for a one frame. Weird. @jon.wprb.com

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Here we go! Now until 6:00 pm ET on Christmas Day! 103.3 FM : listen.wprb.com #wprbxmas

Ok well too bad it's Christmas Eve already, you pupa.

I hate this.

I ain't half bad at chess. I'm worse.

Yeah. I hate when I have to read it out loud to people, too.

I am very mad that this AI used to colorize old TV episodes is called Deoldify.

Three days until the 25-HOUR HOLIDAY RADIO SHOW on WPRB! Arranging sets, burning discs, updating spreadsheets, maybe setting up the studio today... #wprbxmas

Every year this two-day EDM fest comes to the Philly Convention Center and makes me wonder things. [ ] Are these *all* real artists? [ ] Is it a big deal? Who goes? [ ] Is there a secret cult/wellness component? [ ] The Convention Center? [ ] Body marbling. [ ] A rave at the Convention Center?

A tip about the tipster's car? Delicious.

Let's do an Upton Sinclair movie.

We did a good semi-centennial.

we'll be singing when we're winning

I wrote this. www.phillymag.com/news/2025/12...

Snow is a creep. Did all of this without making a sound.

So a friend listening to Joey Sweeney on Sleepy Hollow this morning said that he said Fiona Apple’s Extraordinary Machine was a holiday song based on the sound, so I decided to pair it with Vera-Ellen’s dance in White Christmas and I think it checks out. Cut at 3 minutes due to Bluesky.

Archival footage confirms Joan Jett plays guitar righty, but plays baseball lefty.

This bank knows nothing about hockey. Nobody do banking with these dumb idiots.

I always dream about a unified scene

Made an occlupanid shirt. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8494...

They bayed.

Still pretty proud of this piece I wrote in 2021. I wish I could make a living writing like I want to write. www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2021...

from The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov

GBV. GvsB. Stereolab. City Paper Fashion Show

I don't know this word embordering. I don't understand what Snow White's mom did.

Pregnant people hate it when you say they have two skulls.

wooder has been jawned

Benny Lava. Remember that? The internet.

TWO WEEKS until my 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show on WPRB. I’ve collected the first half of the pieces that debuted during the 2024 marathon in one post for your enjoyment / inspiration. This year's deadline for submissions is December 19th! Don’t miss out! keepingscoreathome.com?p=5867 #wprbxmas

If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finishers.

People could be detective back then.

Ever just look up at the moon and dream of what could have been?

Get a Life commentary stream! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRG...