This one started as a genuine misunderstanding, at least on my part, but it ended as all my interactions with scammers must end: with a discussion of my work at the crab shelter.

Sometimes a YouTuber says something kind of surprising and I'm like "huh what!?!" but then they say "let me explain" and I settle back down.

I wrote this.

Often the Kates are paired with Allisons.

I went to Rilo Kiley last night and reviewed it for WXPN. xpn.org/2025/09/05/r...

I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up. I'm telling you that boy is just totally screwy.

"computer, create a supergroup called Torres Andronicus."

i was

If you're not busy, I recommend you tune into a rocket launch being livestreamed and narrated by a stoner from his back yard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtn5...

No lie, I have encounter three video recaps of Alien Colon Earth wherein the hosts use R word. Look at these fearless bros!

LOL SEPTA

It's better you hear it from me.

Did a thing for Philly Mag. www.phillymag.com/news/2025/08...

Nice night for a rocket launch.

I hope they still keep in touch.

Are you already aware of Sean, the gay polydactyl snake from Philadelphia?

Ocean's Eleven's tagline makes it sound like making the movie is the heist.

Oh yeah I never saw that Wilco documentary, lemme check Tubi. Tubi: Here ya go.

“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

Agent Mulder wished for peace of earth and the djinn made all the people disappear.

A friend of mine has a house in Sea Isle and lost a rental last minute. Great place, available 8/16-8/23. If you or anyone you know has interest let me know!

swollen ankles good

VENIAL SINNERS #MildHorror

Seems like people are talking about the Squonk again. I "designed" a shirt honoring this weepy Pennsylvania creature (legend? cryptid?) and if you buy it right now you'll be the fifth person to own one.

I appreciate the Inquirer letting me aim a long lens It's Always Sunny. I could write a book about this show if somebody would let me.

Kind of crazy that an earthquake in Russia on Wednesday may affect America on Tuesday.

The voice of Ozzy Osbourne was unlike anything before it. John Darnielle of @themountaingoats.bsky.social reflects on the loss of the singular frontman

Never really thought about it but Spaceballs isn't a pun or a play on words, is it? It's just like a funny name.

My Ozzy story is that my brother and I were backstage at Ozzfest (press pass!) in a picnic table area, and Ozzy suddenly shuffled into view holding a little puppy. One of his kids was bawling and begging him to hand her the puppy. They walked in a loop and then disappeared. This was pre-Osbournes.

I'm listening to dance music.

Just Peed On

Josh Johnson is probably my favorite standup right now. He just did 8 straight sold-out shows in Philly at a big ol' rock venue, and posted one of his sets (in its entirety? seems like it) on YouTube. Rec'd. www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5M1...

I'm not sad the garbage strike is over, but I will bring the bags to the curb in silence. A small cloud of fruit flies is about to lose their god.

Wondering why somebody came along and altered this piece of art along the Schuylkill River.

It's all so petty, pointless and cruel.

24 hours is like three weeks

ShipGoo001 has just signed a deal with iHeartRadio.

🎆 🇺🇸 eat this hideous gunk 🗽 🎆

Teared up.

Herr Marenghi's Secret Service

Watch humans going to space ~2:30 a.m. EST www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Yi...

CNN just googling around like remember jelly shoes?

Kinda makes me sad that this concert keeps getting postponed. It's been like 15 years. The place isn't even an Applebee's anymore. It's been gentrified into a intimate and stylish cocktail experience night spot serving ceviche, wagyu beef sliders and tator tots with sriracha ketchup.

New Jersey remembers.

Been reading lots of books by British science fiction writer John Wyndham (1903-1969). It's fascinating how differently his novels have been packaged over the years. Stowaway to Mars was first published as Planet Plane in 1936 under a pen name.

I like this song by Welsh band The Bug Club.