a short story about Philadelphia accountability from my block

Jackée was the original Project Hail Mary.

Wore my The Fall and Oates shirt to the hospital today (had to pick up a prescription). Security guard sang ALL of “I Can't Go for That” to me while scanning my laptop and I opted not to correct them mid-serenade.

I'm off WPRB this week for Passover but the mighty @octopusoftomorrow.bsky.social fills in from 5-8 pm ET. 🐙

Doom on call you know / Friday they can't use it

The fact that this was posted by WGNS initially threw me…

Hear me out. What if one of the Angine de Poitrine folks is secretly...Diamond Dallas Page? Wait? Where are you going?

Shout out @snic.bsky.social for not only leading our pool but getting all the Final Four teams correct AND being in the top 6K out of 26.6 million overall entries. A lucrative future in sports gambling awaits!

This is now only the second most embarrassing Duke exit of 2026.

Unexpected number of people smooching during the Bill Callahan in-store.

"Arizona is like AI. They gather data. It modifies their gameplan. And then they become deadly." - Jim Jackson #MarchMadness

On Arrakis, Tears for Fears is called Give Water to the Mind Killer

The childlike level of glee I feel when an 18-wheeler honks in support driving past a protest.

Slint’s “Spiderland” was released 35 years ago today.

While I'm no longer a journalist, at least I still get the really good press releases.

Some exciting personal news: Last's night's WPRB radio show has been archived! keepingscoreathome.com?p=5986

I have another quality radio Wednesday night in store for you on 103.3 fm WPRB from 5-8 pm ET. listen.wprb.com

In Philadelphia you add “of cheesesteaks” to the end of any headline instead of “in bed.”

"Jeff, we need some good things. You got any?" I do. Here are many Good Good Things... www.gojeffgo.com/good-good-th...

Wilbo just kicked off his annual show of all baseball songs! listen.wprb.com

Two new designs. What lies The Kerner Company Optical Research Lab door? Art by @classypatrick.bsky.social. Text-only option looks especially sharp as a baseball cap. Every single design is on sale in my @teepublic.bsky.social shop through Friday to celebrate. shop.keepingscoreathome.com

The system works!

Gateway Silkworm

Karl Hendricks Trio Live at Lounge Ax 1993-12-31 https://archive.org/details/ajc03020_karlhendrickstrio1993-12-31

News you can use.

I thought The Mentalist left CBS in 2015.

SILKWORM Wed May 6th with The Most Distant Object (Dianogah, C-Clamp). Fitzgerald's has the best stage sound in the Chicago area, and we are so pleased to make the short trip to Berwyn to lay out everything we've got to give you (plus eat at Babygold). Get on it or regret it!

Please subscribe to my Fran Drescher sitcom / Michael Ian Black sketch show recap podcast, Nanny State.

Gonna wear my XUPERMASK in my Trinity as I crash into my house.

The new MEMORIALS album arrived on my porch yesterday. Even better than I expected (and I expected it to be pretty great). Out next Friday!

Thrilled for my favorite VCU player, New York Knicks Lewis!!

Between Afroman and this basketball game, a banner 24 hours for High.

High Point out here cutting AEW promos after the game (complimentary).

Bracket Season! Pick your BEST JEFFS (absolutely no Geoffs) www.gojeffgo.com/wp-content/u...

every year I tell myself that I don't care about March Madness, don't know anything about most of the teams, and won't watch, but then I always forget about the most magical element of the tournament that sucks me in every year: it is on while I am supposed to be working

You're telling me this entire market is poly?

Our friend DJ Pup is moving away! But they're doing one final WPRB radio show in my place before they split. Catch the @flatcircleradio.org finale tonight on 103.3 fm from 5-8 pm ET.

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

I hope The Secret Agent, The Station Agent and The Night Agent are friends.

YES or NO - Do you think the shot of a dummy crashing to the ground when Conan jumped from the car during the Oscars cold open was a nod to the original Sabotage video?

Congratulations to music’s most successful Ludwig!

NORTH ERASURE.

This year's Oscars is coming to us live from Frank Lloyd Wright's casino.

Few would have enjoyed Penn's overtime win in the Ivy League men's basketball tournament finals more than Dan McQuade.

Yesterday I discovered that the painting on the cover of Mary Lattimore's "Hundreds of Days" is on display at the new Princeton Art Museum.