Orrery I got for Christmas

What this old thing? I only wear this when I don’t care how I look! Liza Minelli foolishly gets into a taxi with 1970s Robert DeNiro. Shenanigans ensue.

Mummers parade highlights so far: Philly Elmo appearance Comedy crew with a horse head lady labeled “twerk horse” A very Philly voice describing Ben Franklin awaking dinosaurs with electricity and their escape to the parkway where they fight rocky. Merman freeing the nipple

Have we finally found a Gawain and The Green Knight version that Mary is satisfied with?!? Find the astonishingly negative answer in our Patreon-only podcast!

LDB! #wprbxmas

Our #wprbxmas song this year: dethelf.bandcamp.com/track/these-...

It’s #wprbxmas time!

Oh hell yeah!

Nuts on the radio

New performing arts center name just dropped

“Are you gonna keep telling Knicks stories, Spike?” Spike Lee hit the ground running with She’s Gotta Have It.

The WOPR computer in War Games is now running thousands of simulations to figure how to use “jawn” in a sentence in Tinder.

So a friend listening to Joey Sweeney on Sleepy Hollow this morning said that he said Fiona Apple’s Extraordinary Machine was a holiday song based on the sound, so I decided to pair it with Vera-Ellen’s dance in White Christmas and I think it checks out. Cut at 3 minutes due to Bluesky.

Reindeer are confirmed iggles fans.

I once tried to draw a map of everywhere I’d been. Streets, trestles, airports, schools, family homes and workplaces. It was on taped paper about 30 feet wide. I made it in a hall at my art school. A girl was playing a piano there. I had a chance with her that I blew later. I got the idea from…

Bette Davis, we love you! Madonna tries her best to make a 1930s farce in the 80s in Who’s That Girl. Griffin Dunne gets to play his After Hours character again to be put through further punishment.

The single saddest shot ever broadcast.

Ok enough Mount Rushmores, who is your actress Tiamat?!? Mine is Kate Winslet, Barbara Stanwyck, Tura Santana, Adrienne Shelly, and Judy Davis.

Reggie wants to be a greaser youtube.com/shorts/mK8BM...

I guess this is a thing? I’ve seen the bear tied to the front of a few trucks in the past, but last week saw two different trucks doing this Toy Story thing. I hope Woody wasn’t attached to the second one originally.

@profanity.accountant hey, what’s my count at? (I feel like it should be pretty low)

Marty Scorsese kills waltzes for good in The Last Waltz. All the Canadians other than Rush and The Guess Who show up.

I miss the Smithereens. Join us and Mary’s sister Anne as we cross the tracks and hang out with the greasers.

No miracle on 34th street tonight. Sorry Kris.

The kids are all wrong in Taps. George C Scott Patton’s up the next generation of future Call Of Duty parents.

Futz'd around with this polyrhythm pattern generator for a while.

My friend Dan is listening to Lindstrøm’s hypnotic 42-minute “Little Drummer Boy” on repeat for 24 hours as a fundraiser for sisuyouth.org, an resource for unhoused youth of all identities. Make his endurance test worth it and donate today:

When the beat drops

Come out of the closet and chill with some aliens with us as we check out Cocoon!

Time to take down Halloween decorations folks. After voting, if you’re a Patreon member you can listen to our 28 Years Later Hollywood Avalon episode and decide if it’s a stretch to call it an Arthurian flick. Or listen to our preview and think on being a Patreon member. So many choices.

Podcast titan Uncle Morty saves our bacon by stepping in to bring us whatever this is. Thanks Josh!

B Littled

That’s it for me. I’ll check in tomorrow morning around the 40th inning.

Now pitching

Now that they’ve played 2 nine inning games, the winner gets credited for 2 wins.

Why do they keep throwing strikes, don’t they know we have to sleep?

Just got done work. 2:19 AM. Why isn’t baseball done yet?

RIP June Lockhart. Arooooo. 🐺

I don’t get this one.

Wait, they did WHAT to the chicken man?!?

Jonathan Pryce meets sharpie. He terrorizes not-Peter-Billingsly and his ancient father Jason Robards in this weird movie from when Disney didn’t have a clue what it was doing and it was great.

Logical end point of RFK’s “health plan”. Webmistress Alana and GrahamFriday joins us in watching Bad Dreams, which had not as much sleeping as you might think. Dressing up was involved, as always.

Logical end point of RFK’s “health plan”. Webmistress Alana and GrahamFriday joins us in watching Bad Dreams, which had not as much sleeping as you might think. Dressing up was involved, as always.

Merry Christmas!

The only way Philly sports can heal is if Ben Simmons comes back.

Me watching the Phillies. Finally watched House (1977), it was everything I hoped. Wizard of Oz meets Tetsuo The Iron Man. Anyway, watch it, then check out these two manga promos: www.tsundokudiving.com/house-by-wat...

Flyers, Eagles, Phillies all playing tonight. Only one shirt covers all the bases. @bestshow4life.bsky.social

Hey! Josh and Andy and I chatted for a bit about stuff, and somehow Josh and I didn’t start into the Wawa vs Sheetz debate until the end. I thought we could finally settle it.

JT!!!