Well, I wore jeans to what turned out to be an actual corporate meeting thing, and look like a hick.

What is this, Fritz the Cat?

I love the MST3K episode as much as anyone, but honestly, Mitchell is fine? Which is sometimes true of the movies they cover—which is why MST3K is fun. It’s not just “let’s watch a bad movie”, it’s riffing—and you sometimes riff on things that are silly or fun or even secretly good.

goddamn I love blocking

Please tell me It Happened

starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import

My favorite part of this article, in addition to the interesting new research on beneficial microbes (of course! of course!), is the picture that makes the gut microvilli look like hot dogs at a rave. www.newscientist.com/article/2514...

“I couldn’t understand the lyrics” buddy, I have r.e.m.’s discography, why would that bother me

I’ll take your word for it

It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.

That’s the good stuff

Time for a new production of MacBeth

Everything is bad for you: cannabis, alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fats, sleeping too much, sleeping too little, sitting, sports, the sun,

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

When I hit the lottery…

The one person I with a ring camera is the most paranoid boy-mom, who will go on and on about the evils of CPS and what they did to her BIL, you will ever meet. So… yes!

A young man loses his father and home, falls in love with his boss’s daughter, and captures a rogue horse. It’s corny as a paperback romance, and has more horses than a twelve-year-old girl’s notebook. Episode 220 - The Man from Snowy River sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo...

In which we find out my husband is a horse girl.

Can we just call ourselves Yankees? The rest is a mouthful.

Michael John Ashcroft (British, born 1969) "Emerald, Manchester", 2024. Oil on Panel, 12" × 14". Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

He doesn’t get us anymore

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

I hope that was a real wedding

These commercials make me feel like I had a stroke.

People are making fun of all the hats, but lemme tell ya, hats will keep you from getting skin cancer on your head. My mom’s face and scalp are all cut up from removing lesions. I wear a hat whenever I leave the house now, because you don’t put sunscreen in your hair.

I still have plenty of these. You can donate to ANY of the organizations at www.standwithminnesota.com and I will send you a souvenir old KITH tour pass.

Love sitting in a cushy recliner, fire blazing in the wood stove, sipping sherry, and judging whether the Olympic snowboarders look sloppy or not.

I love the latest episode of @maryvsmovies.bsky.social. It was great hearing @zizpa.bsky.social come to realization that he is a horse girl.

Aw, he’s cute

Magritte, you would’ve loved prog

‘Scuse me, *what* kind of cities?

I gotta be honest, this is exactly how I remember 1991.

I like that they include a portrayal of the American dream of bringing your mistress to Sizzler.

My sister just pronounced “orangutan” correctly, and it just sounds wrong.

Yeah, but this is true for non-celebrities too

Oh no, we get a whole new round of people discovering Prisencolinensinainciusol

Oh right, I guess that is a real Italian song and not something from Looney Tunes

THE CAT (Cronenberg, 2027)

We can’t let James Franco near the Muppets.

Rudolph is moonlighting

Steve Martin

I just keep thinking, how do we stop this? Here I sit knowing what’s happening. And I don’t know how to stop it.

love that for him

Why are the Pep Boys at the Olympics

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