Zelenskyy still drinking Putin’s milkshake

If you have been invited to the "Wedding of Taylor and Travis" DO NOT GO. It's a NYPD sting op for career criminals, much like their infamous "Meet the Yankees" pancake breakfast held in 1989.

THE TAKING OF ANDRE 123

The Great American State Fair has officially pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone

The Great American State Fair has officially pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

It looks like he's wearing the only white fat suit from Norbit.

To get rid of JD Vance it's gonna take more than an excommunication.

Clip 1, Letterman on the street in NYC refusing to take selfies ("what a fuckin' douche"), and Clip 2, Jerry Langford in "King of Comedy" getting the same. Scorsese nailed it. www.facebook.com/reel/1345213... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjaK...

It looks like he's wearing the only white fat suit from Norbit.

To get rid of JD Vance it's gonna take more than an excommunication.

Clip 1, Letterman on the street in NYC refusing to take selfies ("what a fuckin' douche"), and Clip 2, Jerry Langford in "King of Comedy" getting the same. Scorsese nailed it. www.facebook.com/reel/1345213... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjaK...

Mexico is one of the richest countries in the world, unlike America, they can afford universal healthcare.

Mexico is one of the richest countries in the world, unlike America, they can afford universal healthcare.

movie pitch: what if the North won the Civil War

Huh. I had no idea Kenji Tanigaki was so short.

Huh. I had no idea Kenji Tanigaki was so short.

Seeing a lot cynics in the replies over Mt. Olive pickles withdrawing from the Great American State Fair, but imo all respect is due to any company that would walk away from this goldmine.

Seeing a lot cynics in the replies over Mt. Olive pickles withdrawing from the Great American State Fair, but imo all respect is due to any company that would walk away from this goldmine.

If you're looking for reccs, you've gotten a lot. If you're saying you have seen those and they're not funny, that's a you problem, not a comedy problem. Trying to convince someone that something is funny when they don't find it funny is a waste of time.

If you're a movie star who's saying "over my dead body will i allow my voice to be used for ai," you better get it in writing.

It’s really important to install an entire federal discrimination system so somebody’s cis daughter can finish 14th at her swim meet.

If you're a movie star who's saying "over my dead body will i allow my voice to be used for ai," you better get it in writing.

A movie may cost tens of millions, but modern day Hollywood is a game played in billions. My new piece in @thenation.com on why Amazon Ditched Its Prestige Sam Altman Biopic. www.thenation.com/article/econ...

... in addition to stan being one of the nicest people i've ever dealt with in this business.

"...there’s one obvious development that looms over Amazon MGM’s decision: Since work on the film began, Amazon Web Services entered into a $50 billion investment deal with Altman and OpenAI."

A movie may cost tens of millions, but modern day Hollywood is a game played in billions. My new piece in @thenation.com on why Amazon Ditched Its Prestige Sam Altman Biopic. www.thenation.com/article/econ...

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. Mel Brooks is too busy on his 100th birthday. Happy birthday, genius!

Chaplin and Walt Disney — they got along fine once they agreed not to talk about Leni Riefenstahl.

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. Mel Brooks is too busy on his 100th birthday. Happy birthday, genius!

My number one requirement for Dems: do they know who the real enemy is.

Chaplin and Walt Disney — they got along fine once they agreed not to talk about Leni Riefenstahl.

Anybody watching The Agency? Love this show. Is it pretty close to the French series it’s based with Mathieu Almaric — Les Bureau des Légendes?

Over $48 in tickets had to be refunded.

Over $48 in tickets had to be refunded.

Buster Keaton didn't stand still while a two-ton housefront collapsed on top of him with a window cut out to barely clear his shoulders on each side so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

Happy Birthday to Billy Wilder, BOTD 1906. My piece from Aug 2025 on his long struggle with the Holocaust, survivor's guilt, and evolving views of Zionism: www.thenation.com/article/cult...

Open air large body of stagnant water + sunlight + photosynthesis = antifa.

Happy Birthday to Billy Wilder, BOTD 1906. My piece from Aug 2025 on his long struggle with the Holocaust, survivor's guilt, and evolving views of Zionism: www.thenation.com/article/cult...

Please stop calling it Dialog and just refer to it as "Thiel Island."

Please stop calling it Dialog and just refer to it as "Thiel Island."

To be fair this does count as the most audacious "power bottom" move in known geopolitical history

If I'm getting this right: Iran has to accept our surrender deal or we'll obliterate them.

If I'm getting this right: Iran has to accept our surrender deal or we'll obliterate them.

With JD back in the ring I think we can get that Iran reconstruction fund up to $500B.