Damn, that means I can't get paid in cash anymore for my residuals.

So, that's it then. "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" is the best feature film comedy ever made by WB during the studio era run of Jack and Harry Warner. Thank you for playing. Congratulations, Mr. Knotts.

I saw Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN late tonight, and I thought it was a pure delight. In the last scene the Creature walked toward the sunrise. Then suddenly, to my surprise…

that is one sad lookin' abe lincoln.

but the all the flawed men writing in notebooks!

Standing up to Trump just got you a Blue Tuesday, Angus.

Q: Jack and Harry Warner's orig. WB studio made great crime, western, musical, and adventure movies, but except for Looney Tunes, not great comedies. What's the best comedy WB ever made? It can't be "The Incredible Mr. Limpet."

Standing up to Trump just got you a Blue Tuesday, Angus.

If ppl want to end Mamdani's political career so badly they should be happy he won. No mayor of New York ever amounted to anything.

If ppl want to end Mamdani's political career so badly they should be happy he won. No mayor of New York ever amounted to anything.

Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

In other words, I won't be buying a Tesla for at least ten years.

Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.

This Jim Belushi biopic looks *amazing.*

The only downside of the Mamdani win for me is this morning's tsunami of "As a Jew ..." posts.

My new piece, up @thenation.com: www.thenation.com/article/cult...

“Dick Cheney died!  Lead with the most positive thing you can say about him.” – "The Hollywood Reporter’s" editor this morning. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

“Dick Cheney died!  Lead with the most positive thing you can say about him.” – "The Hollywood Reporter’s" editor this morning. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

"Careful with that 007, it's a double habanero Subway Mexicana Beef Crunch with a point blank delivery like a brick through a plate glass window."

"Careful with that 007, it's a double habanero Subway Mexicana Beef Crunch with a point blank delivery like a brick through a plate glass window."

My new piece, up @thenation.com: www.thenation.com/article/cult...

New @thenation.com Piece Dropping Monday!

I've lived long enough to see Cameron Crowe turn into Stephen Fry.

I've lived long enough to see Cameron Crowe turn into Stephen Fry.

Andrew Cuomo, 1989.

Andrew Cuomo, 1989.

let’s go!

Nope, it's not Gatsby. It's Tom Buchanan that Trump uses for his lifestyle model.

good morning

The World Series winner will either be a Canadian team or an American one with a Japanese Babe Ruth. This year, nobody's invited to the White House.

The World Series winner will either be a Canadian team or an American one with a Japanese Babe Ruth. This year, nobody's invited to the White House.

New @thenation.com Piece Dropping Monday!

Idk how many times I've watched this, but it's some of the best stand-up ever done on Trump. Except maybe the line "I think we're gonna be ok," that hasn't aged so well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhkZ...

You can now pick up From the World of Minor Threats: Welcome to Twilight TPB at your local comic shop!! Some of the most legendary names in the comic book world teamed up on these 4 issues! Head to your local comic shop now and pick it up! @darkhorse.com

Idk how many times I've watched this, but it's some of the best stand-up ever done on Trump. Except maybe the line "I think we're gonna be ok," that hasn't aged so well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhkZ...

I live in LA, so from here, it looks like an ugly race that Mamdani will win in double-digits. The bigotry is repugnant, but do Mamdani voters think he could lose?

Apparently it wasn't a pardon, it was a license to crime for life.

Trump is obsessed with Letitia James because she prosecuted him in 2022. He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006. Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.

Louvre Heist: First Member of the Wes Anderson Gang Now in Custody www.foxnews.com/world/myster...

I got to write this nice piece for @theguardian.com about the birthday of the Nintendo Entertainment System. Something that at least isn't full sorrow and horror, you know.