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Hilly Michaels RIP i remember this video like it was yesterday, a pop masterpiece
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Hilly Michaels - Calling All Girls
YouTube video by morrisonAV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HjLJgj5pnQ
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Emo Philips
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Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
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there should be a Dumb Jeopardy
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that moment when your foot itches while you're driving and you can't reach it so you have to take your shoe off to scratch it and then you have to drive with one sock foot and the brake pedal feels weird
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if today is Friday then this is tonight
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
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sure sex is good but have you ever had Sugar Mountain by Neil Young playing in your head on a loop for days and making you so fucking sad you want to kill yourself
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well, there's nothing in the rule book that says Pluto can't have huge tits
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Linette🌻
3 days ago
we don't need batman, we need everett true
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Chicago's favorite jeweler? Gotta be De Beers
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i'm hosting HOT BISCUITS with a fantastic lineup this Friday at The Stray Theater (née Fake Gallery) on Melrose if you're into that sort of thing
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Tricky's followup to Maxinquaye was Nearly God and they are both stone cold masterpieces
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i'm stand-upping at THE PUNCH LINE in San Francisco with Dana Gould on November 20-22 if you're into that sort of thing
@danagould.bsky.social
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you're only allowed to call it Irritable Bowel Syndrome if it's from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome region of France
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democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
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incense, wine AND candles? in this economy?
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Daniel Kibblesmith
8 days ago
This is TODAY.
#LosAngeles
#comics
fans, creators, and soon-to-be-creators COME TO *REVENGE OF* IN EAGLE ROCK 11am — ??
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Mom Friend "Free Link" 64
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
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(youth pastor voice) you know who else had a RADAR PUT A MASK ON
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the best thing about a Fleshlight is it doesn't cut your dick up like a real flashlight
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Emo Philips
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(Fred Schneider voice) when I was a child I had a FEVER, my hands felt just like two BALLOONS
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well, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't fuck a cat while i watch and beat my meat like it owes me money
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today is my comedy birthday, i'm 40 (farts cloud of bone dust)
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i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM with special guest DREW CAREY at the Fox Theater in Pomona this Saturday November 8 if you're into that sort of thing
@drewfromtv.bsky.social
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Lucha Vavoom De La Liz | Fox Theater Pomona
https://www.foxpomona.com/events/detail/1188856
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Weyland-Yutani and Madame
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i saw Whiskeytown at Bumbershoot back in the '90s and they were one of the worst bands i have ever seen in my life
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i hope the five new bananas didn't see me throwing out the four old bananas
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people would rather be governed than ruled
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Dick Cheney died doing what he loved... fucking Charlie Kirk's widow
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if today is Sunday then this is tonight
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Jimmy Pardo
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Hello trick & treaters! This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show Hosted by
@murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w
@blainecapatch.bsky.social
&
@katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
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goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
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hey maybe don't put three big K's on your billboard
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The English Beat keeps popping up on my algoriddim
17 days ago
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pinch-hitting for Ohtani tonight while he does a set at the Store
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we need to lure Elton John and Cookie Monster into the transporter room so we can turn them back into one person
about 2 years ago
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i'm doing a thing on FUNCHADELIC with Ron Funches at the Hollywood Improv Lab this Sunday at 7 if you're into that sort of thing
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Ron Funches: Funchadelic at Hollywood Improv (13782724)
Ron Funches is a triple threat. He is an excellent stand up comedian, actor and writer. Ron has built an impressive acting resume. Whether it's lending his voice to projects like Trolls, Bob's Burge...
https://improv.com/hollywood/event/ron+funches%3A+funchadelic/13782724/
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every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
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crows hop like they stepped on a Lego
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🎶 Yorba Linda, Yorba Linda men have named you 🎶
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they say Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich but Richie Rich’s ghost is said to haunt the sitting room of the brothel where he and his father were murdered, their heads bashed in with the madame’s whetstone
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we need to see a picture of Susan Collins's back
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me: thirty bucks for two single combos, are you fucking kidding me employee: sir this is a Wendy's
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Pasadena Model Railroad Museum: Come for the live performances, stay for the restroom!
26 days ago
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are you telling me a Pabst blew this ribbon
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Pumpkin Spice Latte: what if you could drink a Things Remembered
27 days ago
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hey does anybody want to buy some huge jewels i found
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enjoying your weekend in Australia? thank a bloomin' union
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