captain bleach
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Charlie's Biblically Correct Angels
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still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
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New Year's Eve just hasn't been the same since New Year's Steve died
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important thread
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TOP TEN TOP TEN LISTS OF 2025: Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw Leslie
3 days ago
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selling Sting a new Kia Stinger and him not appreciating me pointing out the similarities in their names
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3 days ago
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just got a notification from my TushyCam that says there's someone at my back door
3 days ago
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across to the hospital, down to fuck
4 days ago
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LIFE HACK! don't say you were jacking off when you were at Haunted House
4 days ago
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Kid A playing in this coffee shop has me the opposite of pumped
5 days ago
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don't forget to set your clocks back tonight
6 days ago
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David Ontertainment Russell
7 days ago
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š¶ there must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found / for when they placed it on his head he began to reproduce š¶
about 2 years ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mister Lawrence
10 days ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Mister Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
10 days ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Vicki Lawrence
10 days ago
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
11 days ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Shingles All the Way
11 days ago
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Disney Prime Video + įµįµŹ³įµįµŹø
12 days ago
As you wish
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š¶ I saw Mommy blow the Sparkletts guy š¶
12 days ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air in Canada so i can pitch Knives Oot
12 days ago
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find someone who looks at you the way a boomer looks at a delivery robot
15 days ago
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hey Quinn i spotted you backstage at the BroadStage in Santa Monica
@quinncy.bsky.social
15 days ago
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spilled a soda on my compu r sk me nyth ng
15 days ago
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the republican obsession with trans people is creepy and fucked up
15 days ago
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you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but are you ready for Elf Shit Behind Your Books
17 days ago
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the Amish aren't into feet pics because they think the camera captures their soles
19 days ago
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21 days ago
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operator: Suicide Hotline me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
22 days ago
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Bill Paxton in the streets, Bill Pullman in the sheets
22 days ago
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caveman: i never got closure with my family therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE! caveman: therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years caveman: therapist: caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
23 days ago
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Trump is a great president the way the Great Depression was a great depression
24 days ago
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the fuck is this shit
24 days ago
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(youth pastor voice) you know who else impregnated a virgin? Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
24 days ago
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remember the scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis gives the guy a watch for Christmas
26 days ago
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if today is Saturday then this is tonight
27 days ago
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Emo Philips
28 days ago
tās obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
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Hannah Posts
6 months ago
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
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i'm doing Story Smash this Saturday night at the Lyric Hyperion and it's always fun, please come if you can
29 days ago
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my ten best movies of the 21st century: The French Toaster All About Shithead Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet Turduckenado Quick Quick My Intestine Big Throuple in Little China Cereal Aisle Throwdown Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers 2 Wait 2 What The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
29 days ago
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i hope they spell Zebra Popcornopolis correctly on my death certificate
about 1 month ago
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Lululemon. Drawing attention to your body's moisture since 1998ā¢
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
please help one of my best friends on the planet avoid homelessness if you have anything to share today
#givingtuesday
gofund.me/9f76c12c5
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Donate to Aid Klik in Restoring His Life and Home, organized by Charles Wilson
Klikās story. Iām Trying to Recover After Ongoing Violence Took My Home⦠Charles Wilson needs your support for Aid Klik in Restoring His Life and Home
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Blaine and a squirrel switch bodies when a magic comet passes overhead but then they both get spooked by a dog and hit by cars... on an all-new BLAINE!
about 1 month ago
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i've named my fists Holmes and Yo-Yo because one of them is a robot played by John Schuck
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about 1 month ago
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i am on this show
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about 1 month ago
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saying goodbye to Tom Stoppard tonight
about 1 month ago
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they say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth but i'm still not putting my dick in one
about 1 month ago
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a turducken is a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turd
about 1 month ago
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the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
about 1 year ago
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