if i had Tonight Show money i'd be touching the shit out of it

Ringo M. Stardust is proud to present my new memoir "Stranded In The Future", a story based on my life between 1968 and 1978. It’s about delusion, obsession and how to use them. Ringo could just use a cuddle and a snack. Pre-orders for signed copies are available here: linktr.ee/robynhitchco...

Backrooms was fun and weird, very bad dreamy

A couple of decades ago, a favorite singer/songwriter recommended a French entertainer named Jacques Dutronc, of whom I had never heard. His musical career is hit-and-miss, but his very first single—"Et moi, et moi, et moi," released sixty years ago this month—should be a garage-rock classic.

Maybe the best quote tweet I’ve ever seen.

AMERICAN COMEDY: It’s funny because they “tell it like it is” but also there’s always an underlying optimism BRITISH COMEDY: It’s funny because it’s sardonic and pessimistic, but self-deprecating CANADIAN COMEDY: I have no fucking idea why this is funny but it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.” -- Benito Mussolini

this 7-10 split is giving me Irritable Bowl Syndrome

pulled up the carpet in my car and found beautiful hardwood floors

i am on this show

It’s surreal being on prime.

I host a couple of shows you hear me talk about sometimes. I also produce one that is really finding its voice and turning into a great one. In This Family is all about families and mental health. What we inherit, what we hold on to, what we try to leave behind. www.nexusfamilyhealing.org/podcast

That's what I love about these jobs, man. I get older, they stay the same wage.

Master Blaster runs Bartertown

Benny Feldman is brilliant

The most amazing thing you’ll see today I guarantee is this frame-by-frame animated remake of “Sabotage”. youtu.be/lgXSDPmOWCE?...

quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Bathrooms

Cher is short for Jack Reacher

had a dream an asteroid hit the Earth a few weeks ago and we were all watching the tsunami coming toward Los Angeles in super slow motion and when i woke up my pillow was gone

i love Greg Proops, he's a dear friend and one of the best in the business. his new album KIDDING. BUT STILL. was completely improvised live at the Punch Line in San Francisco

just got a last minute stand-up gig in DC, no time to ask who booked it or look at the address

Hacks stuck the landing

wishing the happiest of happy birthdays to @ennuidoofen.bsky.social

rewatching The Sopranos, i wish Tony would kill Ralph every episode

i'm hosting the legendary LUCHA VAVOOM at the Fox Theater in Pomona this Saturday if you're into that sort of thing

last night i found a very young sparrow that had fallen out of the nest outside our kitchen window, he could fly but he was scared. i put him in a little open shoe box with some bedding underneath the nest and he went to sleep. this morning we saw him up on a wire with his parents

Liam Neeson gets to the airport early in A Couple Hours to Kill

Draw Your Weapons features a mix of D&D vets and animation legends, including, @lukegygax.bsky.social , @brendonsmall.bsky.social , @vividvivka.bsky.social , and @heathermahler.bsky.social .Titmouse co-founder @chrisprynoski.bsky.social and @blainecapatch.bsky.social serve as commentators.

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me And When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone

seriously though where is the Brainstorm reboot

(looking at phone) says here Skinamarink is what Popeye says when Olive Oyl puts her finger up his ass

another thing i love about Goat Girl is great b-sides

of all the times to friendship regain with Mudasir

New Order

evergreen

(Borat voice) My Miniature Wife

I know it's an available for everyone but between @blainecapatch.bsky.social as Carmine St. Pierre and ending with Devo's Through Being Cool, I think @danagould.bsky.social made the Dr. Z live at Dynasty Typewriter for me. youtu.be/LTNhUFUBppI?...

saw a film crew at Denny's shooting an episode of "CSI: My Hammy”

finally finished my Room 222 spec no thanks to those noisy assholes at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

have you ever farted the first note of a song and then had that song play in your head in its entirety because yes you have

Your Sunday summary of the past week in FLASH GORDON ⚡

Celepardy Jeobrity

Josh Gondelman FTW

(opens envelope) goddammit i'm the new James Bond

Hear that, kids? Mother on the roof!

TONIGHT: SECRET SHOW! Belle and Sebastian at Gilley's password: "i would like a knuckle sandwich”

One of you posted this recently, I bookmarked it to try it later, and I finally did and I really enjoyed it, and now I can't remember who posted it. But thank you! Nerds, check it out, something to keep you entertained inside that locker:

I think one of the greatest acting challenge in modern times is looking like you actually would choose your character's hat