captain bleach
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Mencken's Cultured Pearl in Baltimore, a Mexican restaurant in Hollins Market. They had blue chips and green salsa and the chips were dusted with chili powder. The tables were covered in butcher paper and had jars of crayons, the walls were lined with customer art. Closed 1998, I still have a shirt
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Waymo only pawn in game of life
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R.B.M.
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3 days ago
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never really been into Laurel Canyon hippie rock but i accidentally discovered David Crosby's "If I Could Only Remember My Name" and it is a fucking masterpiece
3 days ago
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CELEBRITY SIGHTING! Quentin Tarantino walking around Rock & Roll Ralphs making the squeezy motion and saying "feet feet feet"
3 days ago
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hey lay off Ben Shapiro he's about to be enlarged and injected into a scientist
10 months ago
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Bibendum? It damn near killed him!
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4 days ago
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i'm stand-upping at the THROCKMORTON THEATRE in Mill Valley on February 3 if you're into that sort of thing
4 days ago
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wow how long was i out
5 days ago
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i'm opening for BTS on their 79-city world tour, get there early and check me out NO PHONES
5 days ago
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if Peter Parker had been bitten by a CB radioactive spider he would have gained the proportional strength and abilities of a rubber duck
5 days ago
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succulent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING me: it's been a few weeks, i thought you might want some water succulent: NO
over 2 years ago
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just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Song Sung Blue where they all have realistic CGI buttholes
8 days ago
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a few years ago there was a Cars and Guitars exhibit at the Petersen Automotive Museum, Bob Weir's car was a black '65 Corvette with slotted mags. it was filthy, covered in barn dust and cat footprints, he said it could only be displayed if it wasn't washed coolest car in the entire museum RIP
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saw Mike O'Brien and Connor O'Malley doing a split-single standup show at the Elysian, they were really fun and funny. go see them live if you ever get the chance
9 days ago
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Oh, do you know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man Do you know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane? Yes, I know the Method Man, the Method Man, the Method Man Yes, I know the Method Man who lives on Wu-Tang Lane
12 days ago
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Garfield acted like he hated Odie but after he was put down he sat under the bed howling and wouldn't eat for days
14 days ago
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14 days ago
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Honey, I Drilled the Kids
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15 days ago
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doctor (writing): i'm putting you on lexapro, 10mg a day. in a couple of weeks we'll get you back in here and see if we need to adjust the dosage but this should do the trick pagliacci: thank you
over 2 years ago
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is there a Buffalo Wild Wings that has thirty TVs playing Buckaroo Banzai and That Mitchell and Webb Look instead of sports or did i just get rich
15 days ago
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my sex life implies my sex death
16 days ago
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for sale: baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo, never worn
16 days ago
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living in this country is like being awake on the table
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Charlie's Biblically Correct Angels
17 days ago
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still writing MISTER POLICE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES on my checks
18 days ago
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New Year's Eve just hasn't been the same since New Year's Steve died
19 days ago
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important thread
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20 days ago
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TOP TEN TOP TEN LISTS OF 2025: Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Worn To This Party Instead Top Ten Times I Thought I Had Gingko Berries On My Shoe Top Ten Starbucks Restroom Codes Top Ten Times I Tried To Typw wHull i wss drviing Top Ten Things I Should Have Said When I Saw Leslie
20 days ago
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selling Sting a new Kia Stinger and him not appreciating me pointing out the similarities in their names
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20 days ago
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just got a notification from my TushyCam that says there's someone at my back door
20 days ago
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across to the hospital, down to fuck
21 days ago
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LIFE HACK! don't say you were jacking off when you were at Haunted House
21 days ago
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Kid A playing in this coffee shop has me the opposite of pumped
22 days ago
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don't forget to set your clocks back tonight
23 days ago
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David Ontertainment Russell
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🎶 there must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found / for when they placed it on his head he began to reproduce 🎶
about 2 years ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mister Lawrence
27 days ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Mister Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
27 days ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Vicki Lawrence
27 days ago
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
28 days ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Shingles All the Way
28 days ago
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
29 days ago
As you wish
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🎶 I saw Mommy blow the Sparkletts guy 🎶
29 days ago
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quick get MAD TV back on the air in Canada so i can pitch Knives Oot
29 days ago
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find someone who looks at you the way a boomer looks at a delivery robot
about 1 month ago
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hey Quinn i spotted you backstage at the BroadStage in Santa Monica
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about 1 month ago
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spilled a soda on my compu r sk me nyth ng
about 1 month ago
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the republican obsession with trans people is creepy and fucked up
about 1 month ago
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you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but are you ready for Elf Shit Behind Your Books
about 1 month ago
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