Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

“AI art” is like “all natural plastic.”

Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was as bad as it could get? I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.

People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑‍🔬🔬🧪

It would be funny if he was called Honest Abe because he started every sentence with “I’m gonna be honest here,” and people were actually calling him that ironically because he was annoying.

ANTIFA statue, right in the middle of Washington DC!

If you are wondering why you haven’t heard much from the Proud Boys lately, it’s because they’re called ICE now.

Trump is obsessed with Letitia James because she prosecuted him in 2022. He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006. Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.

I know the White House looks awful as it is undergoing construction, but please know when it’s done, it will look worse. And when he’s gone, we should leave it … as a constant reminder of what America voluntarily did to itself.

I can’t say I’m a fan of the new White House ballroom, but I do approve of the billboard they’re putting on its roof.

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

Working on a heist movie where a retired safe cracker gets the old gang back together in one last attempt to buy razor blades at Walgreens.

Jeffries: "You've got Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above. But the notion that an official WH spokesperson would say that the D Party consists of 'terrorists, violent criminals & undocumented immigrants'..."

It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring. Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.

stylish, practical, brave, good: www.404media.co/the-surreal-...

How could this have happened?

ARE WE GREAT YET AMERICA?

Haw haw!

Gavin Newsom, JB Pritzker, Chris Murphy, Sheldon Whitehouse, Adam Schiff, Bernie Sanders, Jasmine Crockett & AOC seem to be the only Democratic leaders who know the fight they are in. Noticeably absent from this list: Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jeffries.

As the horrific news continues on the daily, I feel helpless because I just want to make it all stop. However, this afternoon I made a little video to channel my thoughts and emotions. I call it #MAGABoys. Feel free to like and share. :) #DonaldTrump #KristiNoem #MAGA #ICE #Chicago #Portland

Pee Wee German & Dyllis Filler

In the (attached below) ad from Homeland Security, Pee Wee German, Dyllis Filler and the rest of the drooling goons imply that, when all the brown people are gone, America will be like Twin Peaks again.

Just in time for October! It’s the September episode of The Dana Gould Hour podcast! With @braunger and @pulmyears discussing his new book John Candy A Life In Comedy True Tales From Weirdsville explores the strange but true stories of murdering people in your sleep. It’s true.

What would George Carlin do?

This is un-American. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

“Yesterday, December 7th, 1941, a day that I found disappointing…” Chuck Schumer addressing the nation after Pearl Harbor

Photo from a friend in war ravaged Portland.

FASCISM: a populist political movement exalting nation and race above the individual, lead by a centralized autocratic government with a dictatorial leader. FASCISM (CONSERVATIVE DEFINITION): when a black man tries to help you get health insurance.

“Portland” rhymes with “Epstein.” Not really, but now that we’re on the subject, about those files…

I saw Lost Highway the other night and was thinking how hard it would be to watch that with a millennial. “That was called a pay phone. That’s a taxi. There was a seven minute window when cigars were cool. Those weird black boxes had porn on them.”

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Trump approval-disapproval in Quinnipiac poll: Overall approval: 38 approve - 54 disapprove. Economy: 39-56 Trade: 39-54 National Guard into cities: 42-55 Immigration (his "best" issue): 41-55 Trump is weak, unpopular, and failing. Have a great weekend!

Every accusation is a confession. From pedophilia on up. Every time. Every. Time.

They share a “wonderful secret.”

The angrier the eagle on the front of the shirt, the more X’s on the tag below the collar.

Nothing says “Christian conservative,” like a guy in a $2000 suit and a $500 haircut casually pulling a cross with wheels on it.

We are fast becoming a banana republic, with two standards of justice. If you oppose the leader, you go to jail just for speech. If you're a loyalist, you get immunity for your crimes. That's what happens in Iran - not the United States. This is a decision moment for America.

Priorities.

A government for trolls, by trolls.

The fact that a satirical cartoon repeatedly and accurately predicts future events sats a lot mire about the culture than the cartoon.

Gosh, what a shock.

Sometimes I think all these corprorations care about is money.

David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.

I see what you did there.