It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!

“Tell your children who the cowards were.” - Ta-Nehisi Coates

CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns

This!

If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.

I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!

Happy National nacho day!

Checks from George Soros? You guys are wild, set up the direct deposit.

This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.

Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?

I guess hell needed a bad quail hunter

"Brian!"

CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns

*staring off blissfully into the sea* “Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”

My writing was not done by A.I. I’m just that bad at it, baby 💅🏼

Doing jokes about my wife

Really funny that if you play the organ you gotta be like “It’s either baseball or the clergy for me!”

Billionaires are holding you upside down and shaking money out of your pockets and telling you “we’ll help you find the trans people that did this or maybe it’s a Muslim or it actually could be Tylenol?! Probably smart to just be mad at all them for now. Hey stop wriggling!”

@realchriscal.bsky.social I am expecting a new TT video soon!

The skeptical detective in a horror movie.

In fun news the pilot I co-wrote was selected for the Filmatic TV Pilot Awards! Tubular is about siblings who own rival river tubing companies but must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town. Read Tubular. Buy Tubular. Make Tubular. A Comedy Pilot that rules.

On your first day in prison, walk up to the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and introduce yourself!

If you are not following @realchriscal.bsky.social , you're using the internet ALL WRONG

Filming podcasts has been an absolute detriment to society. How many dudes on couches pretending to be smart can the internet actually take?

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.

In fun news the pilot I co-wrote was selected for the Filmatic TV Pilot Awards! Tubular is about siblings who own rival river tubing companies but must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town. Read Tubular. Buy Tubular. Make Tubular. A Comedy Pilot that rules.

A wedding themed slasher movie? Sounds pretty dope and lucky for you we already wrote it! Let’s make it!

Ordering Nachos for delivery is the saddest way to eat one of the greatest foods.

Today marks one year since my debut comedy album “Husky Boy” was released. It’s my proudest professional accomplishment. It falls on the birthday of my friend Amy Daulton who passed away 10 years ago. That was not by accident. This will be an album and Amy thread in celebration

It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!

Even We Rate Dogs is writing anti-ICE screeds after they killed a dog for no reason entering someone's house to look for Anne Frank. Rest In Power, Chop.

For UConn Magazine, I talked with Breanna Stewart and Napheesa Collier about UNRIVALED and the burden of being an advocate and a superstar. (FYI: These interviews took place long before Phee's most recent comments about the WNBA.) magazine.uconn.edu/2025/10/07/u...

Just posted my newest acting reel. Put me in your stuff, I got a face that absolutely does not need to make it to Act 3! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...

Mergers are destroying the entertainment industry, the job market, and culture as a whole. The monopolization needs to be stopped.

Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!

would

My dog just barked at me cause she wanted more Turkey slices, and I know I’m supposed to discipline her for that but I’ve never related more to a dog in my life so I’m gonna let it slide.

Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!

Like 99% sure Trump thinks that Nobel means “Noble” and that’s why he wants one.

Comedians coming back from the Riyadh Comedy festival with real “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life" energy.

Hang this in the fucking Louvre

The practice of not showing a fan running onto the field must end. We want to see dopes get blown up with form tackles by security. If you’re trying to deter this show the chaos and pain.

Comedians coming back from the Riyadh Comedy festival with real “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life" energy.

When the movie heist ringleader introduces his crack squad.

Dealing with death, PTSD, and Furious 7

Dealing with death, PTSD, and Furious 7

Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from

Jesus -“I’m gonna feed those 5000 people” Right wing conservative Christian - “How are you gonna pay for it you fucking idiot!!!! Are you going to use my money cause I’ll fucking shit in your mouth if you try! Fucking communist shit head. Will be demanding God fire you’re ass”