2025 is over and my hottest take is that I’m in no way convinced “Tate McRae” is a real actual person.

Last minute shopping? Give the gift of Husky Boy! Available on ITunes and Amazon!

A Die Hard Christmas Carol.

I thought having a password was gonna be cool!

Last minute shopping? Give the gift of Husky Boy! Available on ITunes and Amazon!

Would appreciate medical professionals being a bit more professional

Much of my childhood movie loving life was wrapped up in Rob Reiner films Spinal Tap blew my mind open to how incredible comedy could be & helped changed the trajectory of what I wanted to do in life. Absolute legend and quite literally no one is doing it like him anymore. Legend

Had a fun year working on comedy & acting and I’m not much of a self-horn tooter but dang I’m better than ever and would love to do your shows! Who knew putting work in would pay off? Seems fake. Anyway consider this sweet dumb face for your shows, movies, shorts, and best friend needs in 2026!

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

It is literally life and death if you speed

A heads-up to my physical media brothers and sisters -- especially if you're concerned about access to the WB catalogue in light of recent events -- Movie Zyng is doing a big Warner Archive year-end Buy 3, Get 30% off sale (plus free shipping over $70) with the code WARNER2025. Linky:

It’s been a wild year but this weekend I get to film a little bit part in an honest-to-god real movie and lemme tell ya that’s been a dream for essentially 95% of my life. I’m blooming late, baby!

The roles I’m fit for

My holiday wish is that an editor pay me good money to write 4,000 words about these cuckoo-banana cards.

A Christmas Carol is the story of how you have to resort to supernatural efforts to convince one rich dude to act like a human being for once in his stupid life.

Never has all I’ve been working toward been captured so perfectly.

I wrote about the stupid bowl they maybe sell at Sweetgreen.

Today I came across a product in Wisconsin labeled “Salami Nuggets” and I just think if you’re going use one of my old nicknames you should compensate me for it, preferably in the form of Salami nuggets.

It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!

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I thought having a password was gonna be cool!

"Small Business Saturday" is a good time to get big laughs by supporting a great comic; buy yourself this album.

Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?

I know that we’re all making end of year lists so here’s an idea. Include at least one comedy.

📢 Hey Bay Area people! I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm! And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.

CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns

There's a character in this week's HEATED RIVALRY who is a straight up @realchriscal.bsky.social character. He's a low key New York dad who just really loves and is extremely supportive of his gay son.

This is what I have always thought about the people who are famous for decades and decades, they become unmoored from the day-to-day realities of the world. You gotta have a little bit of bullshit in your life, man,

A very cool episode of @heythatsmepod.bsky.social just dropped….we got to do an audio commentary on THE PILOT of THE X-FILES with director Robert Mandel! Really great talk. Check it out wherever you get podcasts!

DIE HARD is a Christmas movie. This should prove it at long last. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com @realchriscal.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xca_...

We call this pose the “let it rip, Bubba!”

In a post Thanksgiving haze? Perfect time to check out my album Husky Boy! It’s dumb and fun and made from love! Stack up a leftover sandwich, light the fire, crack a tall boy and enjoy.

In a post Thanksgiving haze? Perfect time to check out my album Husky Boy! It’s dumb and fun and made from love! Stack up a leftover sandwich, light the fire, crack a tall boy and enjoy.

Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!

Ordering Nachos for delivery is the saddest way to eat one of the greatest foods.

When I die please make sure you saved a little pasta water to throw on top of me before they lower the casket.

I’ve started this big project where I’m going through every comedy set I recorded on my phone dating back to 2012 so I can finally delete them and I just want to say of you didn’t book me on your show back then I finally understand and I’m sorry I was salty about it. Good lord.

Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!

My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches: 1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing 2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist 3. Dog to the rescue!

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1. 'Enemies to friends' involving douchebag/baddie from Act 1 (or better still, Movie 1) 2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot 3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here: bsky.app/profile/real...

Straight outta Jersey with the facts

Just when you lost hope all of a sudden the release of the Pee Tape feels closer than ever! Life happens fast.

“Tell your children who the cowards were.” - Ta-Nehisi Coates

This!

If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.

I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!

Happy National nacho day!

Checks from George Soros? You guys are wild, set up the direct deposit.

This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.