Truly hard to beat making movies with your friends. It’s all I want to do.

A big gigantic original action movie filled with character actors won’t heal everything but it would certainly help!

Wrote a little about my buddy Johnny and his legacy of goodness chriscalogero.medium.com/where-does-t...

People who think The Office is edgy are also wary of mayonnaise being too spicy.

Truly hard to beat making movies with your friends. It’s all I want to do.

LA friends. The sound person for my film shoot tomorrow had to drop. We need someone to record sound tomorrow at a location in downtown LA. One location, 3 actors. Hit me up if you can do this or know someone who can do this. Thank you!

Going to LA to shoot this short I wrote. It’s hard to get anyone else to care about making something as much as you do. Everyone from supporters to the folks working on this project have brought a care, enthusiasm, and dedication I could’ve only dreamed about. LET’S MAKE A MOVIE!

CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns

Politician gives tips on how to save money

Congressman explains his salary

Guy in charge of track maintenance for Mario Kart

The gap in my resume? It was then that I carried you my child

Listen to my album on iTunes! Husky Boy by Chris Calogero music.apple.com/us/album/hus...

Father's Day is coming up, everybody!

That's what I love about these jobs, man. I get older, they stay the same wage.

Guy in charge of track maintenance for Mario Kart

One thing about me is if you do a show on a weird island where mysteries abound I’m gonna be fucking into it baby!

This is the amazing full cast for “Gimme a Call,” my short film that shoots next month. I’m intimidated & pumped! Luke Barnett (The Crossing Over Express) Joey Bragg (Netflix is a Joke) Dana Quercioli (Gumshoes) PJ Marino (Captain Tsunami) Ronnie Fleming (Don’t Tell Comedy)

"Have you ever not had a boat?" This @realchriscal.bsky.social bit is brimming with great lines.

Chris is reliably hilarious. Every time. “Can you?” right at the end. Brilliant.

Orphan Soup 🪦☠️

Congressman explains his salary

Bro, are your efforts even concerted?

Scott Jennings should quit CNN to pursue his true calling: trying to shut down small town rec centers that are saved at the last second by a group of charming teenagers.

Congrats to @realchriscal.bsky.social on reaching his Kickstarter goal! Good luck, friend!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

Funny thing is posting yourself as an AI doctor is also super lame dude.

The Kickstarter for my short film ends on the 18th. I'm over the stupid moon it's been filled. You can still contribute now. The higher our budget, the better we can pay our cast & crew. Still a chance to be part of this dream project. Let's make a movie! www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

Gotta respect that Vrabel has found innovative new ways to bring a cheating scandal to New England.

My short film is fully funded and I'm overwhelmed with excitement My Kickstarter still accepts donations for 17 days. Which helps us pay our cast & crew, prepare for unexpected expenses, & afford good craft services to make sure everyone is fed LET'S MAKE A MOVIE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

People may not want to admit it, but the Baconator counts as one of our ancestors' wildest dreams

Guy who wasn’t a huge fan of Jesus but when he rose from the dead had to pretend to be excited cause everyone else was.

Guy who wasn’t a huge fan of Jesus but when he rose from the dead had to pretend to be excited cause everyone else was.

My short film is fully funded and I'm overwhelmed with excitement My Kickstarter still accepts donations for 17 days. Which helps us pay our cast & crew, prepare for unexpected expenses, & afford good craft services to make sure everyone is fed LET'S MAKE A MOVIE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

If you’re making a sci-fi movie and not putting a “weird little guy” in it what are you even doing?

Mazel tov! I can’t wait!

Me in 1995: Damn Jenny McCarthy is so hot dude! I sure hope she doesn’t become the face of an anti-science movement that takes advantage of vulnerable people and ends up needlessly putting scores of children at risk of life threatening illnesses!

That time the Manosphere saved Mr. Potato Head

Sometimes the good guys win! Congratulations Chris Cal!!!

Has there ever been a more “I don’t believe in CTE” looking guy than Cam Skattebo?

Holy shit we did it!!!! We are completely funded and we are gonna make a fucking movie. Goddamn I love you all. Make what you want to make baby!

You could also save money on clothing by buying flannel shirts that don’t have that top button.

He had me at "Jim Hammer." @realchriscal.bsky.social is always a delight.

Politician gives tips on how to save money

A reminder that you can watch my comedy special for free over on YouTube! It's called "Husky Boy" and it was a sweaty labor of love. Tell your moms and local deli owners. youtu.be/Eo36fjPsuJg

We now stand at 85% completion and I am overwhelmed not just with the generosity of people who want to help make this movie, but that we are actually going to make this movie!!! This rules so hard. Help push us over the finish line and let's go go go! Make your stuff!

Okay, anyone who is not backing this had better get off their butts and do it now. You have been warned.

75% of the way there and I’m feeling so dang pumped every time I think that this is actually going to get made! I cannot wait for you guys to see it, It’s one of my favorite things I’ve ever written and with the collaboration of incredible talents it’s gonna be special.

Chris's genuinely one of the funniest people in the game and I really can't recommend donating to this enough if you've got the cash. Also check out his work on here or on instagram.