75% of the way there and I’m feeling so dang pumped every time I think that this is actually going to get made! I cannot wait for you guys to see it, It’s one of my favorite things I’ve ever written and with the collaboration of incredible talents it’s gonna be special.

Chris's genuinely one of the funniest people in the game and I really can't recommend donating to this enough if you've got the cash. Also check out his work on here or on instagram.

My cousin is a gender reveal event planner! Check out his new commercial for extra dangerous gender reveal parties!

This announcement has been a boon! Everything feels real now. The Kickstarter has jumped to 70% complete! Man I cannot wait for you guys to see what we got cooking!

This announcement has been a boon! Everything feels real now. The Kickstarter has jumped to 70% complete! Man I cannot wait for you guys to see what we got cooking!

Pumped to announce Noah Harald will be directing my short film “Gimme a Call.” After talking on the phone we really clicked on our ambitions not just for this movie but on what we strive for creatively as well. Noah is an Emmy winning editor & has directed many short films. Can’t wait to be on set!

Pumped to announce Noah Harald will be directing my short film “Gimme a Call.” After talking on the phone we really clicked on our ambitions not just for this movie but on what we strive for creatively as well. Noah is an Emmy winning editor & has directed many short films. Can’t wait to be on set!

We are just at 65% and honestly I’m blown away that this thing might actually happen!

We are just at 65% and honestly I’m blown away that this thing might actually happen!

We are now way over the 50% mark!! This is getting very exciting!! Come be part of my dream project!

My cousin is a gender reveal event planner! Check out his new commercial for extra dangerous gender reveal parties!

This is in TWO WEEKS!!! And it's going to be FUN!

Some really smart person should do an epic non-fiction book analyzing every twist and turn in this story, from the vantage point of a system that demands limitless amounts of evidence to validate claims of sex crimes

Come be part of my Kickstarter and I’ll make you a custom video just like this one for supporters Simone and Bingo!

We are now way over the 50% mark!! This is getting very exciting!! Come be part of my dream project!

Pumped to say the Kickstarter for my short film, "Gimme a Call" is now just over a quarter of the way funded. I wanted to give a little insight into what inspired me to write this thing.

I’m serious about making my short film. One of the rewards on my Kickstarter page is called “Bing Bong” you can donate to support my movie, “Gimme a Call” and then I’ll chug an adult beverage of your choice using this marvel of scientific invention, with video receipts posted.

Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.

I’m serious about making my short film. One of the rewards on my Kickstarter page is called “Bing Bong” you can donate to support my movie, “Gimme a Call” and then I’ll chug an adult beverage of your choice using this marvel of scientific invention, with video receipts posted.

Come be part of my Kickstarter and I’ll make you a custom video just like this one for supporters Simone and Bingo!

Pumped to say the Kickstarter for my short film, "Gimme a Call" is now just over a quarter of the way funded. I wanted to give a little insight into what inspired me to write this thing.

Multi layered, thoughtful, reported piece that gets into demographic, disparities in crowdfunding campaigns, as well as the public misconception that every famous person is rolling in money.

Tech bro trying to sell you on AI and data centers

The extremely wealthy telling the common peasants to be happy with scraps feels like something that has been tried before in history. Wonder how it worked out...

We are now nearly a quarter of the way to our goal! Join the fun!

We are now nearly a quarter of the way to our goal! Join the fun!

Chris never misses

Tech bro trying to sell you on AI and data centers

Leave it to motherfucking New Jersey to get the goddamn gold baby!!! Jack Hughes for the fucking win.

We should make a deal that for every data center that gets built we are allowed to toss one billionaire into a volcano and redistribute their wealth. Seems kinda fair?

We are about 10% of the way there after a couple days. I’m pumped! Join in the fun!

Excited to launch this Kickstarter to make my short film! It's titled "Gimme a Call" & you can learn all about it at this link, including how to donate and what rewards are up for grabs! I'm so pumped to get this thing made! Movies forever! @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

Chris is a funny and talented comedian/actor/sandwich lover who deserves your help. So help him!

In the far future when all the Epstein files are released and available for whoever wants to read them people are gonna think basically all of society was pedophiles. Dunno how else a brain could rationalize the fact that no one faced the tiniest of consequences.

Excited to launch this Kickstarter to make my short film! It's titled "Gimme a Call" & you can learn all about it at this link, including how to donate and what rewards are up for grabs! I'm so pumped to get this thing made! Movies forever! @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/chr...

I think people overuse the “quiet part out loud” sentiment but this truly is the quiet part being blasted out over loud speakers. These people would happily bath in the blood of children if they could: A) get away with it B) have it improve their stock portfolios

What it would be like if a politician had to apologize after getting caught literally eating a baby.

RING is like “we can help find your dog in just a few easy steps: first thing we’re gonna need is your silly old social security number.”

Get ready for The Super Bowl with the philosophical KEYS TO THE GAME!

It says a lot about a person when they’re booed at sporting events in which they have no association with the sport being played but the fact that being booed becomes its own news story puts you in ultimate Pud Zone.

Get ready for The Super Bowl with the philosophical KEYS TO THE GAME!

CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns

You can watch my whole comedy special, HUSKY BOY, for free on YouTube or stream it on Apple Music and Spotify I’m extremely proud of it and I think you’ll dig it. Tell your moms!

If the Epstein files prove anything it’s that we didn’t celebrate Luigi Mangione enough

Bada boom it’s da uncle who by the way he looks and talks you’d think is gonna have a wretched opinion about diversity in casting fantasy shows & movies but then bada bing flips it around and shows he gets it! America can’t get enough of this character!

It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!

It’s a shame Alex Jones isn’t alive to see that the government is full of pedophiles who are sending jackbooted thugs into the streets to murder the populace. He woulda loved it.

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Periodically reminding my followers that I write books and comics that they can buy I am not just yet another person online making big sweeping statements about the problems www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/e...