I don’t know what a junco looks like, when you tell me you’ve seen one I am picturing a bird wearing jncos.

I'll just step across on this log.

a shitpost is like a baby bat flew out of my head and now it's gone, fly, be free, if it's tearing up your house and shitting everywhere oops

🎵 Ti-i-i-ime ain't on my side No it ain't

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When I'm sculpting something (well, what I do is more like building than sculpting) I feel pretty capable and in control, but when it comes to painting I feel pretty lost. I've painted and repainted this old head three times now. I'm trying to get smarter about choosing colors, blending colors, etc…

All right men fan out. Or do whatever, just leave me alone!

The weirdest thing about being a yankee who looks at birds here in the South is that the robins show up, like clockwork, in early November. Yankees, I've got your robins.

So, I made these hands for this cabinet that I hate in our guest bathroom. It doesn't fit to the sink and there's this big gap where you USED TO be able to see ugly plastic tubes to the left. I couldn't think of a good way to hide/fill the space completely, so this was my solution. 🧠

I just saw two crows messing with an empty Happy Meal box; I'm definitely going to put that in my piece at the poetry slam tonight

I made these monster hands and I am pleased with how they came out! No paper maché this time if you can believe it! Mostly foam clay on an armature of foam board.

I'm always fascinated at how often archeological sites reveal remnants of mankind's rudeboy past

Bluesky mods have labeled me a "Rudeboy" 🕴️🏁🎺🎷

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I wanna drive a tiny car through this.

Ah, the sweet, soothing song of the common gallinule (not visible). Music to my ears.

Pretty often people tell me they consider me a very positive person, and I'm sincerely proud of that. I'm happy to share my secret with you all: I just bottle up every bad thing forever. 🤗

Starting my next video call standing in the corner Blair Witch style

One time we were staying in a rental house & there was a closet with a padlock on it & @komara.bsky.social was visiting & he found a key on top of the fridge & he tried it in the lock, confirmed it worked, & then locked it again without opening the closet. Curiosity satisfied. Honor maintained.

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Potato soft taco. 🥔🌮

Something I said?

Red-winged blackbirds are back as of today! Guess how I found out!

I can't tell you how eager I am to get out the door every morning and see plants and sky and dirt.

“Computer, remove all fonts except Papyrus” 😈

J’ai trouvé le Bigfoot.

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They should have "Diet Gasoline" for cars, like a type of fuel that gets fewer miles per gallon, because it has fewer "calories" (Car-lories™). 🧠💡

Think of him today.

Every morning when I log on for work I chat "Good morning!" at my team, and in my head I always add "(syke)"

Parallel universe where the only difference is that all of Vinnie Jones' and Toby Jones' roles are reversed.

I'm in the brief period between Halloween and Mardi Gras where I can work on an unrelated art project and I'm making a thing right now and I woke up at 3am because I was too excited to work on it to sleep. 🤗

who up lamenting they configuration

Who up pondering they orb

Who up pondering they orb

Very nice vines on a very nice tree.

Me I would've tried motdepasse1

There's a Pachamama temple (more of a pit?) in Tiwanaku with faces set into the walls. Being obsessed with faces, I took photos of a bunch of them.

Age is nothing but a number..... that says how many years old you are. 🧠💡

Funny coincidence, Lovey Amore was my stripper name.

They're shutting down Spirit Halloween... cue a Spirit Halloween opening in there in 3... 2...

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Daylight savings, pfff, call me when it's daylight squandering time. 🙄

Mister H! H-Bomb! Triple H! H.H. Holmes!

HA! I immediately knew this alligator head was fake because of the way the whole head is above the water but the back isn't visible. They just don't work that way.

Tri-colored heron! One of my rarest and favoritest birds.

if you’re online and you know it touch some grass if you’re online and you know it touch some grass if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it If you’re online and you know it touch some grass

I was looking at my phone and this scared the shit out of me. 🐍