This heritage breed turkey is lean, sinewy and tough with impeccable (inbred) lines.

"Check Your Head" is a Thanksgiving album.

Annual reminder that Check Your Head is a Thanksgiving Album

God I hope they made the parade super woke this year

Went to sleep at 8 pm , 10 hours of sleep feels great.

I'M THANKFUL FOR THE NEW YORK KNICKS

David Lynch rip

Son just described the crucifixion as “the time the Romans defeated Jesus”

Sometimes I’ll say something and my wife will say “I’m not the Internet” and I’ll say, right, sorry, my love and then post it here

Slide the juice sluice

You know what’s a fun word? Sluice

Keep your Friendsgivings close, and your Enemiesgivings closer.

Americans across the nation ordering pizza

we have climbed the mountain and reached the peak! here is our final @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social ‘89 post, where we ask each other tournament related questions and Jon reminds us all that he voted for Tin Machine in round one

Occurrences of being knocked out by those American thighs 1980-2025

Hark Thee Herald Angel

Opening up my presentation on contemporary American culture with a slide about the Tuna Melt

A guy at the office who’s always saying ¡Ay Papi! at the worst possible times

🔍Goo Goo Dolls workout mix 🔍Goo Goo Dolls jams 🔍Goo Goo Dolls beats per minute 🔍Goo Goo Dolls fastest song

Aww Christ, everybody pipe down it’s Mary

You’ve heard of Elf on a shelf, now - *rapid gunshots*

I’m gonna hang lights outside today. So far I have a 100% survival rate at this challenge.

New banner pic.

It’s giving thanks

I've had it up to here with these steampunk dorks

Dreading that point once again this Thanksgiving where Batman interrupts the broadcast of the Detroit Lions game at my aunt’s house with that footage of how I played “my stinkin’ family like a harp from hell.” 😩😔

Sorry boss I was living in the moment what was your thing

You an Ionic guy? Doric? Little bit of column A, little bit of column B?

We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death, Charlie Brown

We might have just seen the first hints of dark matter

We might have just seen the first hints of dark matter

Harry Caray reciting the lyrics to “Sabotage” by the Beastie Boys

One gotta go!

I’ve just started the new Mark Wahlburg workout. Yeah whenever I accidentally see a picture of Mark Wahlberg I have to work out.

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

if you watch only one movie this year that takes place entirely in a high-tech penthouse apartment full of modern art that willem dafoe breaks into and then can’t escape, make it 'Inside' (2023)

When someone says “stanced up” this is what I’m going to picture from now on

Now watching Return of the Sister Street Fighter (1975) #Filmsky 📽️

Eating cheese is a biological imperative (for me)

Going to the Yamaha store is wild you can leave with either a piano or a personal watercraft

Gonna start calling Thursday “False Thanksgiving”

i hope hearing my leitmotif strikes terror in your heart

Tangelo is a wonderful name for a boy

Someone gave us a bunch of Trader Joe’s cookies this morning and I already ate 3 please help

This is my emotional support Lego Chandler Bing

Who is buying the $126 Friends Lego set?

My new t shirt says “I block debate perverts”

When people say “go big or go home” I always chose home. I like it at home. All my stuff is there and it’s comfy.