Living my best life, smiling like the Rio cover woman, haters are inconsolable

Nice nomenclature. Binomial?

#NowPlaying #Advent Pierre de La Rue Missa Conceptio Tua

it's as cold as a witch's freezer out there

“Amber was the color of your energy” during a eulogy

Saying “amber is the color of your energy” when saying goodbyes on the phone.

Put up the tree and the toddler loves it. (Destroying it is his mission)

World record holder huh? Impressive. Me too, I’m in Gareth’s Book of World Records. Yeah, it’s very niche.

I’m dreaming of a Wide Christmas

Cornonna Cob

Alright that’s it

“No, no, he said ‘Frank ‘em, Stein!” Just him telling the cook they need another order of hotdogs.

Mackened Cheese

“Honey, on the way home. Got a really big tree. “ “How big is really big?” “You’ll see. Two guys could handle it.”

Getting my lumberjack costume on so I can pull the tree off the van and drag it 15 feet.

Feliz Novgorod

They’re making an Amazon original out of me later.

When somebody blocks me

There’s nothing I can do Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart

The women of the house are searching out a tree. My daughter insists it be LARGE.

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] I KNOW there must be plenty of good people living in Florida BAYLESS: Absolutely STEPHEN A: BUT!

Boneless Fruit

Watching train videos with the kids

The phlegmatic homie

we can doubt. look.

The human body abhors shearing forces

1492: Conquest of Zootopia

Weakened Outlook

Narrator voice: “When casseroles roamed the Earth…”

hot pringles in your area

Don't Be a Menace to Zootopia While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Ken Burns’ Zootopia

Part of the Extended Grinch Universe

Jake Cru Fact Ory Out Let

If you're cold, they're cold. Light them on fire.

🎵I love Rock n roll Put another pie in my piehole baby

When things are stone cold they’re a killer or a creamery there’s no in between

Anyone need a duck?

doing things

Why you’re nothing but a

Saw a recent picture of Sylvester Stallone and let me just say looking good and natural sir. Especially the cheekbones.

Got a feeling Dr Pepper wasn’t really a medical doctor

We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death, Charlie Brown

Clavichord bf harpsichord gf

Introduce yourself with the last four digits of your social, the name of your first pet and your mothers maiden name

I don’t know who needs to hear this but … 🚨***AIR HORN***🚨

and the Egg Bowl is now the EGG BRAWL

Posting album covers with intense still lifes of food