Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real

just a quick #gourdcheck

kid rock looks like they re-animated Dale Earnhardt Sr with wasting disease

Woof, I forgot to block William Pencil on this new acct

At its core “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” is about how musicians who accomplish everything through studio effects will never measure up to a traditional player

I got my shit rocked in the

If having an immune response is cool then I’m Miles Davis

This is the funniest post I’ve seen today

“My best quality, is my unwavering allegiance to myself”

What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova

7 year old got out of bed last night and saw me playing Baldurs Gate. I showed him a Beholder and he got very excited. “Is this dungeons and dragons?!” He then asked me to show him a gibbering mouther and a Yuan Ti Pureblood. He’s been studying his monster manual!

Tried an Amazon “kids Halloween favorites” and the second song is Imagine Dragons. Lol wtf. A kids Halloween playlist should just be the monster mash on repeat with Thriller put on there every 30 minutes or so.

there's ravens and coyotes screaming at god outside my window and i'm supposed to send emails? electronic mail messages ?

Spending the day mooching around old Sussex Churches Which is nice 🙂 📷

“The popes summer residence in Castel Gandolfo” is an accurate phrase

This is me on day 4 of tonsillitis

Who up Gentling their Spooky Horse

The cure for the male loneliness epidemic is Willam Byrds consort music

Spotify: happy Monday buddy I made you a playlist of 30 songs you’ve never heard for the week ahead! Me: oh cool I bet it’s got some great tunes Spotify: no :)

Piping hot liquids are low key goated when viral tonsillitis is the vibe

girls love superchunk

Hung out with a new friend on the deck this morning.

Another project. Why not.

The Last Hoodie You'll Ever Buy™

Cough. Dropped.

Kids fucking love it when you put on a 1 hour + long chamber music concert on YouTube with exceptional production quality. They are going wild for it.

come with me and you'll be in a world of cooling mentholyptus

The Everlasting Mentholyptus Gobstopper

An everlasting gobstopper but for cough drops

(at ghost and ghoul happy hour) it’s alive o’clock somewhere

this monday we're going to the office workabilly style

Dan Thee Elfman

Lima Beams

Remembering that feeling of collecting physical photos from the pharmacy. I miss that. An envelope of surprises

My kids love this video about the National museum of Ireland

Can you have my attention? No. I need that

The cure for the male loneliness epidemic is Willam Byrds consort music

Gland check. Everybody stop what you’re doing and check your glands.

On the bright side, we are living in a time of incredible stain-fighting technology

if I grew to giant size, I would only defend the city. I would never destroy it

Alright dog, stop showing me Stephen Miller. He ugly. Dont show me Steve Miller either. Yeah, I know, "his older stuff is good"

How I’m trying to be rn

*Lara's theme plays*