Scotty Ray
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
3 months ago
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Gummy Arts
about 12 hours ago
Remembering Glenn Burke, MLB’s first openly gay player and co-inventor of the high five, born on this date in 1952
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Alan Harrison
11 days ago
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🔫 climp
about 12 hours ago
Seriously jingle horse we are super fucking late
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San Francisco in 35mm (Minolta x700, Gold 200, scanned and processed by me, I don't know what I'm doing)
about 11 hours ago
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DC Pierson
11 months ago
If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
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the haunting of lexa prole 𓅃
2 days ago
or is the piss tank 50% empty??
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i'm mr blightside
2 days ago
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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weeder
2 days ago
If you're not asking the doctor annoying questions in the portal, you're leaving free healthcare on the table
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The Onion
2 days ago
Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal
https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷
2 days ago
Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
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Mobius Stripper
2 days ago
What's even worse? I'll say Kidz Bop
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
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Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/nov/13/portishead-geoff-barrow-music-game-beak
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Dave Reckoning
almost 2 years ago
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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Truckstop Vigilante
about 2 months ago
Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
3 days ago
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga
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when you personally know the nyt reporter who's getting mass quote-dunked today 😬
3 days ago
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GNU C Mane
5 days ago
(Zoom meeting presenting a bar chart): any questions on Q3 before we move on to forecasts? Me: uh, can we imagine the bars as skyscrapers where the data works? Or are they little smokestacks at a data factory? Presenter:…they’re stelae, that the data can’t understand but worship regardless
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stu
about 1 year ago
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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at 2am the internet should play the national anthem and shut off for the night
4 days ago
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matt
about 1 month ago
New LEATHERMAN™ Wipes
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Maddie
over 1 year ago
(Leading him to the Sphinx) Yeah, it’s like a trivia night
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Pandy Fackler
10 days ago
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Refried bean bag chair
5 days ago
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OrbGazer
6 days ago
They’re calling it the must see video on youtube
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Mick Fleetwood | Percussion Vest Solo
YouTube video by Indrid Cold
https://youtu.be/_TwO2Wfn46o
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Make-a-wish foundation but every wish has horribly ironic consequences like a monkey's paw
6 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 2 months ago
i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
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Tuesday holiday, i.e. I will have no idea what day it is for the rest of the week
6 days ago
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d.ly
over 1 year ago
my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
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I always put these on to make a post
7 days ago
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Blasting the Mars Volta and chopping up the holy trinity
7 days ago
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Send provisions
7 days ago
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Grant Brisbee
7 days ago
If this guy has a 15-year career, that’s approximately 14,480 more times I think about this scene.
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Posting! On The Toilet
7 days ago
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Villein 🔒
9 days ago
adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
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Degenerate Geometry
10 days ago
Putting the rotisserie chicken carcass on top of the egg crate in the fridge like some mad, macabre simulacra of The Modern Chicken
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Matt Johnson
9 days ago
This is cinema
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mothra stewart | free link
10 days ago
LOGGING ON
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They should invent a hot liquid that makes you more alert and outgoing
9 days ago
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Worldwide Annually
10 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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SHREW
10 days ago
Fear makes strange bedwetters of us all.
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🔫 climp
10 days ago
All right men fan out. Or do whatever, just leave me alone!
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outsidewolves
10 days ago
#computer
#tractor_feed
#trypophobia
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Aimee Cozza Illustration
10 days ago
I mean, just look at this guy
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Areas love to be tri-something
10 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 2 years ago
the predator using his little targeting beam to try and light his way down the hall to take a leak at 2am and tripping over a bunch of skulls
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Good for them. Everyone deserves to find happiness. Hopefully someday this won't be news but we don't live in that world yet
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10 days ago
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It's a little on the nose watching The Chair Company while trying to chat in broken English with a customer service representative at the internet provider I've never heard of that my existing internet provider forcibly switched me to today and now nothing works and nobody knows when it will
10 days ago
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the illustrious IRIS JAY
10 days ago
setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
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lanyardigan
11 days ago
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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[gets a work email about required annual training] ok, I'll play your twisted games...
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