Shift drink: The Night Gardener 1.5oz mezcal 1.5oz red bell pepper cordial barspoon yuzu curaçao barspoon basil oil

Lmao

So what happens if CBP/ICE just continues to flout the judge's order and assaults/gasses/pepper balls protesters, fails to warn/identify etc etc. Like what would be the consequences

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

Making america healthy again

New home alone movie but it's just sad grandparents at home alone for the holidays because the administration has completely broken air travel and their families can't visit them

[govt lawyer] ah that's nice. Judge is reading a poem. Probably means she's in a good mood, i think we're in good shape

She and fetterman got freaky fridayed

Saving "DON'T GET ON YOUR EZRA KLEIN NONSENSE" to use as a reaction quote forever

There's a strange thing going on where they've convinced themselves that women are bloodthirsty & want them to fight wars but then won't fuck them because they're also woke and hate the military

Shift drink: Saturn 2oz gin .75oz lemon .25oz orgeat .25oz velvet falernum .25oz passionfruit syrup

sort of funny how people don't get how utterly ruthless the campaign was focused on the everyday affordability angle, even from people aligned with Mamdani!

Throwing a bunch of priceless scientific research in the trash to save a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the budget and I guess maybe get elon musk another nice contract down the line for some vaporware. Looting and plundering our country

They’re having to put signage on everything so grandpa knows where he is because he keeps getting lost.

Blue counties shifting bluer at higher rates than the red counties is interesting

ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections

This seems like something Mamdani should embrace. Any cop who wants to move to fucking Texas over this election is one who shouldn't serve NYC. Also, a nice natural way to reduce numbers.

The only person who has been seizing private companies through the power of the state is Trump.

Acting like Mamdani is going to put Zionists in camps when there are literal Nazis littering the GOP right now is insane

reeling at the idea that trump is using an example of people who pay by check at the grocery store in 2025. if you freaky fridayed him into a normal person's life he would starve to death in a week.

People are so fucking stupid man it's crazy

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

He's actually kind of pumped about it when other Republicans lose, otherwise he'd be like "RIGGED ELECTION! INVESTIGATE NOW!!" He really enjoys the fantasy that everyone else is worthless without him

I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-) he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit

What a petty ass bitch

Going through airport security and the lady behind us was like "my flight's not til tomorrow, but I'm going through security NOW! THEY CAN'T STOP YOU!" and we were like hahaha ok, whatever, sounds insane. Then we missed our flight! Owned

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

Oh this was the video that (some) people on here were baselessly saying had to be AI because it was so insane. Anyway this is standard ICE operating procedure now: crash into your car, violently drag you through the street at gunpoint, & then have tricia mclaughlin lie that you were assaulting them

Does Kamala Harris get $16 million now?

Jake Tapper would have driven to the White House with a gun if Biden had said this

Easy for me to say because it's not my business but I think this is where you call their bluff, tell them you'll see them in court, and become The Most Beloved Hero Grocery Store of All Time

Lmfao thank you chris wright for finessing our big dumb baby president out of detonating some nukes

This column illustrates the weirdest imbalance in our politics. Do Republicans take the advice of liberal columnists? Do liberal columnists write with conservative audiences in mind? Not really. But our media system is flush with right-wingers writing for liberals and Dems taking them seriously.

He's right, I just scrolled some Facebook of my less established relatives and friends and it was marble bathrooms as far as the eye could see

No one wants this. The conservative suburbanites don't want it, the farmers don't want it, the construction guys don't want it. The people who aren't hardcore nazis voted for this because they thought mass deportations meant millions of totally hallucinated dick tracy villains getting rounded up

All my ads on youtube are for ai porn bots and sports gambling, I feel like my online self has moved into a terrible neighborhood in the 1980s

Rogue state

Not to pick on shoe here but unsurprisingly this is not at all what the article says and once again this is just someone on X trying to go viral

Here is another absolutely spectacular Mexican WWII poster

I'd be curious about this too but it's bound to be shockingly depressing in a world where 90+% of people don't know the murder rate has gone down since 1990

Between this and the halo post I'm starting to think the DHS shitposter is the only 39 year old dork not on bluesky. Just a messed up version of us, using early 2000s pop culture references for evil

A month later wired confirms that trump knows how to save videos to his camera roll and post them, which I think at least explains the medbed one. Would love to know what the WH conversation was like before they convinced him to take it down www.wired.com/story/donald...

I'd need to know more about whether the minister shot in the face with a chemical agent from point-blank range before weighing in on it. Maybe it was good that it happened.

Tyranny. Intolerable.

Speaking of pronunciation, remember not long ago when trump was like "ah brah hom, you call it abraham, the real people say ah brah hom" because his brain short-circuited and he's a huge idiot and it's plain to everyone but it's completely forbidden to ever make a scandal of him being dumb as hell