Ah fuck I need this

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

this must be that empathy and compassion I've heard is necessary to win at politics

tired: pentagon pizza index wired: culture war grindr outage index

@bartenderhemry.bsky.social Local bar’s take on a Down With the King…

Late night cooking again, joe oxley's recipe for harissa salmon bites with couscous and lemon yogurt sauce

Hahaha you know it's bad when they can't even get tricia mclaughlin out there to cook up some insane lies

Oh you guys don't think the illegal deportation flights should be secret? Sounds like you want to doxx our brave c-17 globemasters

Also, they're all hate-views. Every single comment is negative

Now that I've had time to process this: what the fuck are the 30 statements and posts

Another thing about Lindsey Halligan is that she has never prosecuted a case

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

Every day I get off work and open the app and he's done something completely insane, impeachable, and administration-destroying, and then the next morning the headlines are basically just about how our norms are going through it

9/19/25🙏bravest human I have seen within our borders in ‘25🇺🇸 (unfortunately, this is the continual resistance we need, otherwise it will be normalized)

just thinking about how enigmas never age, as one does

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

i think it's pretty clear at this point that trump cannot be dissuaded from the idea that asylum simply means that these are insane people from other countries entering ours

Ellen aside the whole "fleeting era" analysis is crazy work

Anyone who signs this pledge is not a journalist.

I guess the courts get to decide pretty soon if the founders, in their infinite wisdom, sought to grant the president a "destroy any company or university he doesn't like" button

This morning's front page @chicagotribune.com. Photo by @staceywescott.bsky.social

he planned to eat the cake and by god he did it

"Welcome new bluesky users" posts are already played out but if you want my advice: I've never regretted following someone whose avi is a photo of their own cat. Do with this information what you will

They’re calling it the most over-played hand of all time

aoc mad enough about the soft charlie kirk yes whip from jeffries to come back to bluesky after a two-month hiatus

20 bucks to the first dem politician who vows to put anyone at any point in the chain of command involved in these random murders in jail under a future administration

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Ok I've tried it twice now and if you apply for the new "Trump Gold Million Dollar Visa," (announced to much fanfare just now!) it gives you an email code to enter and then really does just say "Your Journey Begins." Nothing else happens. It's cracking me up

Wait this is already real and live? trumpcard.gov

Just makes sense, why spend time and money reporting economic data when we all know there's no inflation and the country's hot as a pistol

Breaking news trump admits Israel is committing genocide in gaza

Kash Patel's notes during his congressional testimony as photographed by Getty: "Good fight with Swalwell"

Fascinated by this construction. Does that mean donald trump can be sued by....basically anyone he talks about?

This happens over and over again but it never stops being wild to see people throwing a tantrum about a candidate they don't like and then declaring that THEY are the big-tent side of the argument

It's not the hysteria it's something much dumber: 20% is the lowest percentage americans will say on a demographic survey

Meanwhile at least two of his children's hospital chaplain colleagues were fired for speaking up on his behalf. As far as I know they have not been rehired.

Had a cleaning at the dentist 2day. Hygienist was new, we were chatting in-between her hands shoved in my mouth. She asked me about weekend plans, I brought up that I draw digitally on the side. "Oh so like that AI stuff? That's pretty neat!" Put me out of my misery. RELEASE ME FROM MY FLESH CAGE.

remember way, way back like a week or two ago when all of our tech lords lined up like peasants at the feet of a king begging to be the first to tell him how perfect he is?

This morning, 3 Russian Mig-31 fighter jets entered Estonian airspace. NATO fighters responded and the Russian planes were forced to flee. Such violation is totally unacceptable. The Government of Estonia has decided to request NATO Article 4 consultations.

The tiktoks of angry republican farmers saying "everyone makes mistakes" and grindset construction bros being like "good luck getting a house done when you deported my whole workforce" are taking root

straightforward from here: sue the court itself for $150 billion, in an 850 page filing. no one respects weakness

LMFAO

🧵Where did all the Alligator detainees go? Over 1200 have vanished from federal records. By late August about 800 no longer appeared in ICE's database, while another 450 were listed with no location, only the instruction "Call ICE for details." Lawyers and families don't know where they are.

But did she rsvp though, I'm told that's the real issue with protests that we all need to talk about

Exactly what you want, for your next prosecutor to enter the courtroom under a powerful Cloud of Scandal, with manifestly bogus charges

Crazy idea for a bit: a health-obsessed billionaire who just like, does what the normal doctors tell them and leverages their vast wealth to avail themselves of real medical science and not random unproven quackery

Once again, it's possible to be relentlessly focused on cost/quality of living issues while also just never selling out trans people. If there's any downside it's that it might make you TOO popular

I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:

Shift drink: Down with the King 1oz light rum .5oz mezcal .75oz lemon .25oz maraschino .25oz simple .25oz aperol (sink)