Look there's a lot going on here but my first question is when do you think the last time trump ran at a full clip was. 40 years ago? 50?

Excited for the new Forbidden Course at University of Austin: reporting that reflects negatively on the Trump administration

Almost every story Weiss greenlit at the Free Press lacked sufficient context. It's kinda their entire schtick.

as foretold by the prophesy

Working to correct the numerous accuracies we found in the story.

Well otoh weiss is gonna be able to take a bow for highest rated 60 minutes episode of all time if she does ever allow it to air

I mean if the incumbents are really so concerned that competing in a primary will drain the party's resources for fighting trump they could just not seek reelection and endorse their challengers. Easy peasy

The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"

very relieved the vice president made it so we don't have to apologize for being white anymore. been walking around since obamna saying "well i'm SORRY for being WHITE" & getting my ass beat

Holy smokes the quotes here are deranged. He's pro-housing and pro-immigration but people on here are fantasizing about executing him because they can't read

is that good

If we end up in a situation where the attorney general is fleeing the house sergeant at arms there is a danger that the United States will enter what historians call The Cool Zone

The reason Trump talks up his frequent cognitive tests is because he literally confuses them with IQ tests (which is why he often refers to people as low-IQ individuals). Just like he literally believes an "insane asylum" and "political asylum" are the same thing.

Hey guys I've invented a new type of Catholicism where *I* tell *the Pope* what to do.

I guarantee you that whatever little nazi meth weirdo makes these has a hard drive and browser history that's like a portal into hell

Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

Bluesky is basically two groups: middle-aged dorks who like graphs, and middle-aged dorks who are like "IF YOU SHOW ME A GRAPH I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD"

Idk I'm pretty sure shen yun is shen yun for white people

I have a feeling those LOWER PRICES BIGGER PAYCHECKS signs are gonna come back to haunt our tariff-loving labor-hating boy

I notice he hasn't been renaming anything after charlie kirk

I like when reporters are like "what are you gonna do when we ask you some dumb bullshit question hmmm?" Very savvy

No, the fuck they didn't. They redacted the shit out of it when they weren't supposed to AND they only released some of them. They broke the law TWICE in one action. Tryna give them bail. Not on my goddamn watch. Suck my dick, Forbes.

it's mostly due to the right wing fake news fever swamp successfully infiltrating spanish language evangelicals. I've heard so many stories about any given Hispanic family's stupid uncle spamming the family group chat with complete nonsense pro trump articles before the election.

Also like, trump ran a dogshit campaign where he was pretending to suck off microphones and saying "let's make it a musical-fest" while people were passing out from heat exhaustion. Voters just wanted radical change, they threw out the incumbent party all over the world

I remember complaining like, two years ago about how the IG algorithm would only show me cute animal videos instead of my friends' posts, now I'm just like damn I wish I could go back to when the cute animal videos were real

Aside from being a ridiculous rationale, once again the executive is asserting the power to nullify any law they don't like. If you want to do this, have congress amend or repeal the relevant act. Every fucking day these assholes just hereby declare new illegal shit

Reupping this because I just read the insane article from mcmansionhell about how tearing down the east wing is good actually because america sucks

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

People are not upset because they think every single member of the American elite is a mass rapist. They're upset because elites downplay and excuse mass rape while obscuring their ties to the rapists — *precisely the thing Brooks did in his column.*

“you’re right, life’s gonna suck for those twenty million americans” sure is a fucking Take going into a midterm year

I would bet 1776 million dollars that if asked directly he could not remember the name of the slain guard member. Safest bet in the world, clearly he can't even remember that she died

I’m excited to announce that the United States Dollar will be named the United States Trump, based on the recommendation of the highly respected leadership at the US Mint, which will also be renamed the US Trump.

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I was gonna make a joke when he slapped his name on the institute of peace like "what's next, renaming the kennedy center" but I thought it was too ridiculous

Donald Trump is fucking insane and our press should reflect this.

A good number of our clients have participated in the prison dog training program, and at least one has cats. They make a profound difference in an incarcerated person’s life and rehabilitation. Reminding them they are loved, needed, and valued.

ALL of our oil! we have no oil left

if you want to encourage someone but feel that a "go off, king!" is too boisterous, consider a sophisticated "go on, king"

This kind of just makes me sad because aside from the intellectual angle people are just lonely. We're more connected than ever but somehow so many people feel so isolated that they're falling in love with wilson the volleyball. I gotta reach out to my friends man

tim and eric's billion dollar ballroom

People think it doesn't make sense to have a tire company rate restaurants. Pish tosh— look at the michelin man, he's a big ol boy! He loves food! And so you say, ah, if he loves food so much, why are the portions at michelin star restaurants so small? Because he's giving the stars *sarcastically*

hope he packed a lunch

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Wait this can't be right, I was told that the tariffs and mass deportations would lead to tons of good jobs for americans

Oh that's what "the businesses will eat the tariffs" means, they just won't pay them and eventually go into bankruptcy

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

If you are in the area and seeing this. Leave. Take your pets, your family, tell your neighbors, and make sure the have a way out. And go.

I'll take the counterpoint here (as a fan of jamelle's video content) and say that a lot of what is influential on tiktok/youtube/IG (and I would add twitch) is derived from text-based social and traditional media. Who influences the influencers?

I was going to say there's really no one to edit him even slightly anymore, but rereading this I feel like it's too together even though the content is insane, so really he does have editors they're all just as bad as he is or worse