Uri Geller must be minted.

good luck to all the men that were going to propose this weekend. lmao u fucken losers.

It would be laughable if it wasn't so pathetic.

It’s Congoing Home

When you decline the offer of a Sun Life Over 50 Plan.

Imagine taking Tottenham's right back to the world cup instead of Real Madrid's and thinking it's going to turn out well #engdrc

Doing some Comedy Art for @b3ta.com image challenge

Actually Congo was the name of the DR.

I had not clocked until now that they really are sending out “Sir Rich Barrons” to tell the public they have too much and they need to sacrifice, so we can impress the Donald by giving that money to Raytheon instead

Even by Matt's standards this is jumping the racist shark...

the joke going round is that Ukraine requested these be donated to Russia instead

Has he tried being English?

With this schism going on, does that mean we're getting another Easter?

The notion that there's a difference between Labour and the hard right is for the birds

When I compiled my list, I didn't imagine I'd be posting this one in the same week that Duffy plays a gig Rockferry - Duffy (2008) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏾✅ 👶✅ #then0ughtie5 youtu.be/6zQP6vgWiek?...

James Marriott looks like he believes that self-satisfaction is a relationship

"Greenest government ever" cuts £2bn from climate change budget

Oxford drinkers may finally be able to swear in the Three Goats’ Heads after the death of Humphrey Smith, the irascible owner of Sam Smiths Brewery, at the age of 81. The pub chain enforced strict bans on swearing and mobile phone use. Smith was described in a Facebook pubs group as “an absolute tit

Two days ago, a man in Hull was sentenced to 26 months in jail (suspended for 18 months) and 250 hours of unpaid work for selling CDs containing "unauthorised remixes of well-known tracks"

Mmhmm.

Feeding shelter cats to coyotes, etc

"we've just gone through the worst heat wave Britain has ever seen, hundreds dead because of it, terrible terrible. Anyway so we're scrapping projects that will help prevent it in future in favour of guns"

Padme meme; ‘so people are going to be allowed to work while they seek asylum, right?’

[giraffe escapes enclosure in Texas] 911: Ma’am, we’re gonna need a description. Keeper: It’s a fuckin’ giraffe.

What would you do if you encountered one, @deathofbuckley.bsky.social ?

My new car has lots of fancy technology in it. Just now I put it in reverse and it showed a video of some lady getting run over by a car.

Grifted Firestarter

upon news that Michael is the highest grossing biopic of all time, leaving this here: www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...

Well now #brajpn

I mean, the main problem with the fyre festival was that hundreds of people attended, which the organisers of this shit show have successfully avoided

"I'm sorry, Jerry, I don't care if he has somehow become associated with leading people to the afterlife. I am absolutely not going to hold the paw of a grubby little bear. Tell them if they can't send a proper angel I'm simply not passing over."

This question is more or less "what was the first gig you went to" for a certain cohort of people

Don't think I've ever seen this many empty seats at a knockout game in the world cup #RsaCan

I’m with Kemi on this. Whichever political party introduced right to buy, mismanaged its implementation, failed to build replacement social housing stock, and then framed endless house-price inflation as a “good thing actually, probably the best thing to ground the economy in” should be ashamed.

Didn’t know that Fab ice lollies were in a tie-in with FAB-1 from Thunderbirds! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fab_(br...

It is important in terms of highlighting DUP hypocrisy that people know about Donaldson but it's very likely that the only reason you are hearing about it now is because they want to blame gay people for child abuse.

Welcome to the Great American State Fair

Hydration break #WorldCup

🎶 the season of the shits 🎶 stereogum.com/2503674/noah...

We’ve had a hydration break by mistake…

England playing in red; Panama playing in white Stadium scoreboard : Panama on a red background, England on a white background. Make it make sense #paneng

I note that American sports camera operators aren't used to filming in rain

Please look out for this cunning thief 🙏

Doctor Trivago

"Trump's 13-Year-Old Accuser"