Did they offer him a job?

Oh, hello again, Olivia Drivers License - Olivia Rodrigo (2021, Sour) 🇺🇸 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏿✅ 🧊✅ #thetwen2ie5 day 39 youtu.be/ZmDBbnmKpqQ?...

Last night I dreamt my toenails were catalogued for the great World Toenail Compendium, which was an honour I wasn't expecting, in all honesty.

🎶 Heathcliff, it's me, clean energy For your home, it's so cold Triple-glaze your window 🎶

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

Are all NYPD officers millionaires or something?

Bloody hell Gav!

Last of the bonuses. This was the song that, as soon as I heard it, I immediately went out and bought tickets for their next show Manifesto - Sprints (2020) 🇮🇪 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏿✅ 🧊✅ #thetwen2IE5 day 38 11 points youtu.be/yiBLVVS0h5I?...

Lmao

Just went on Radio 4 to talk about Hitler’s genitals. So glad I trained as a historian for this

Circa 1999 there was a band I heard on a Fierce Panda compilation, Pop Threat, that I very much liked and who basically exploded on the runway, but that I still listen to now and then. Idly chatting with the dad of my kid's best friend about his band, I learn that two of them were in Pop Threat.

Oh, they're talking about it now, Mr Vance.

Americans are being wrong in public again. Love Shack is the Crazy Frog of the 1980s; banish it

As he's an expert in useless, unnecessary, unsafe and ineffective, I think we should listen to the couch fucker

In the new AI age, we won’t need Nik Kershaw.

*sigh* *taps sign*

Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.

I stood by you through the genocide, the racism and the bashing of the disabled. But making my Sensible Politics look bad? I simply can't condone this.

ME: Whatcha doin? WIFE: Watchin Dune. ME: I asked you first, Sharon.

how I came to be in the Epstein files

Sinner - The Last Dinner Party ( 2023, Prelude to Ecstasy) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏿✅ 🧊✅ #thetwen2ie5 day 37 youtu.be/_de66eH9xgw?...

Why would an innocent man do this?

Did Bod’s dad have a dad bod? Because Bod did.

DNA proves he only had one ball

Shock as private internal polling shows exactly what public polling has been showing for months.

BBC News Team:

DROP CROCS www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Wait didn’t Keir Starmer just talk about the insidious rise of racist rhetoric in politics?

Labour reinstating a racist councillor in East Bristol because the Greens are one short of an outright majority and would absolutely smash them in in a by-election.

Yeah, NYT, you're going to need to be clearer about who the convicted sex offender in this sentence is

This quote is clearly designed to appeal to Donald Trump

Next week, the UK government announces plans to ban the use of passwords

The damage to one car, in particular, was considerable. This is (I believe) the Oldsmobile 88 Regency belonging to Walt Umenhofer, which he had *apparently* bought a few days earlier, during a promotion with the slogan Get a Whale of a Deal on a New Oldsmobile. (Hmmm. Yes, I raised an eyebrow, too)

“Everyone will have their own robot assistant” 2 billion people don’t even have access to safe drinking water, you stupid ketamine addled fuck-wit.

good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again

Strong "Israel doesn't bomb hospitals" vibes about them

I deliberated long over which Fightmilk track to include, but seeing as no one else has mentioned them at all it's probably moot Maybe the only track about Myers Briggs categories in the nominations Cool Cool Girl - Fightmilk (2021, Contender) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏿✅ 🧊✅ #thetwen2ie5 day 36 youtu.be/dgLiSgN4cDU?...

“My pronouns are him – he/him.”

This is what public service broadcasting should be about, rather than the minority interests of the fishing lobby* *sarcasm

In the last decade, the BBC has legitimised climate change denialism, paved the way for Brexit, defended the coup that was prorogation, over-platformed Farage's Far Right projects, and is neutral on our abandonment of human rights norms. What is this 'good' it supposedly does?

Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth

How many MPs do Reform have, @gabyhinsliff.bsky.social ?

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

poly breakups be like "i think we should continue seeing other people"

Mo-vember seems to be really successful this year. Seems like everyone's taking part

Jeez, had none of them ever watched a TV cop show?