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Speak for yourself Gordon. It's almost exactly what I would expect of Mandelson

Attention "United..." countries. You can arrest rich and powerful people for alleged crimes

Clearly a job for the Bum Squad. www.standard.co.uk/news/world/h...

NB: 29 different films are showing in UK cinemas this week

Amazing coda here.

For narrative purposes, I had something else lined up for today, but as I've just seen her perform this acoustic and unamplified in a pub, I'll ask instead, where are you from, originally? Duel Citizenship - Denise Chaila (2019) 🇮🇪🇿🇲 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏿✅ 🌺✅ 💽✅ #thetenx5 youtu.be/gU0KGcNbOKk?...

This is just lazy scriptwriting

Broke : Stripping Mandelson of his peerage Woke : keeping his promise to abolish the Lords and stripping all of them of their titles

Yeah, feels like it, doesn't it?

If a university student group had celebrated Charlie Kirk being killed, complete with a graphic made from an actual picture of the killing, the whole lot of them would have been expelled before the ink on the digital story was dry.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as hot

Labour, Tories, Reform; three bald right wingers fighting over a comb

Thank God we're not polarised today folks. I know floods are bad, but polarisation would be very uncomfortable. #spéirgorm

Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists. www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

The Epstein files, a national comparison Ireland: an Irish firm sold Epstein a helicopter UK : the king's brother has been pictured with an unconscious young girl

And so we begin part 2, the 2010s, #thetenx5...

Commentator: Newcastle haven’t won at Anfield for 30 years. Me: That must be the 1970s Commentator: we have to go back to 1994 for their last win here. Ladies and gentlemen, the ‘90s were 30 going on 40 years ago. Happy Sunday.

The amount of time it took me to work out the last word 🤦 daily #referdle1164: 9/25 🟩3️⃣ 1️⃣2️⃣ 2️⃣1️⃣ referdle.com #referdle b: @referdle.bsky.social

This Elongated Muskrat, who based an entire court defence on him saying things wasn't meant to be taken literally?

ngl i have been called a complete stunner by many a stranger (i have a taser in my purse)

Elon Musk chatting it up with his friend Jeffrey Epstein five years after he was convicted for child sex crimes 👍

Claudio Di Giovanni , meet Barbra Streisand

Own up, which one of you cursed the wrong Home Alone 2 actor?

Superfluous "in her ghastly film".

@stevedarlingmp.bsky.social how much compensation should be paid to those people who were given "false hope" that your party would abolish university tuition fees in the 2000s and were "utterly betrayed" by your tripling of fees?

Like Gerald's jewellery, this is also total crap

Has anyone seen Brendan O'Neill recently?

Those who go to university end up massively subsidising those who don't, and crushing graduates with enormous debt is a ridiculous false economy.

just choked on my beverage

I made the mistake of checking this spreadsheet and now I've got to revise my #thetenx5 list which was almost down to 50. Don't be like me.

"Reform's press release notes he was 'first in his family' to go to university – a ‘fact’ that raised eyebrows given his father, who was awarded a CBE by the Queen for his services to the NHS, acquired a Master’s in Business Administration in the 1980s, and a PhD during Tony Blair’s first term."

I presume that Rachel Reeves also believes that it's wrong for people who go to university to bear the costs for those who don't, like, for example, universal credit, etc? Strange position for a member of the "Labour" party to take

Brianna met her killer at school. The killers used Tor to watch snuff videos on the dark web. The BBC and Sky initially omitted that was transgender from their coverage. The Tory party wanted her to be buried under her deadname. I have no idea how social media plays at all here

The impressive thing with the Field Manual is how realistic it is. Reading the bureaucracy section, you will recognise classic idiots who you've seen sabotage — presumably unintentionally — countless meetings.

Kai Havertz is the first Arsenal player to score against an opponent whose first three letters are the same as the first three letters of his first name since Lee Dixon against Leeds in 1996.

Wait till they find out what the host of the US apprentice has been up to

Knowing what it's like to help my grandad with computer stuff, if we make him take the AI training we can probably get the AI to kill itself.

"Meep Meep" Coyote vs Road Runner #Arizona #Birds

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

This is surprisingly common. I once drafted a saucy email to my other half and for reasons which I still can't work out, sent it to my boss. As soon as I pressed send, I realised what I'd done. Ran fast as hell to their office, shouted "don't open that email!!" and they turned to me and smiled...

What happened to the Armada, Donald?

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

What is the point of Holocaust remembrance if every time the lessons supposedly learned from it are invoked in the defence of modern victims of fascism, the refrain is "how dare you compare this to the Holocaust"

There's a rarely heard song by Irving Berlin suddenly trending on YouTube, for, oh, who can say? I'm sure there's no special reason for a song called When That Man is Dead and Gone to trend right now.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkh...

“We’ve given it a bit of thought, and we have decided that - yes - we SHOULD have a go at doing our jobs”

It's an old joke, but if you phone up your local cinema to find what time they're showing Melania - The Movie they'll ask what time can you make it. Not a single seat for any of the 14 showings has been sold at Vue in Castleford - I checked.

Michael Jackson now no longer the worst one glove wearing paedophile

Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’