Gilles
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This is my Blue Sky account. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Can someone please explain to this bloke what this April 2025 article means about how VAR ‘currently’ adjudicates offsides before I have a stroke?
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25 days ago
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A ‘natural line’ in the grass 😂
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25 days ago
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The long-awaited autobiography from Laurence Fox.
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25 days ago
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Unbeaten in 2026
25 days ago
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That’s the best goal I’ve ever seen an estate agents score.
25 days ago
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Here’s the bit where Slot gives everyone minutes so their parents don’t kick off.
25 days ago
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Buzzing for 90 minutes of Liverpool knocking it around on the edge of the opposition box with no idea what to do.
25 days ago
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Mind you, Haaland was born in Yorkshire too so 😂
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25 days ago
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If you can crack the Calvert-Lewin code he’s absolutely lethal. The Yorkshire Haaland. Only Ancelotti and Farke have managed it.
25 days ago
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Macca
25 days ago
When you’ve got Man Utd at 12:30 and a new kitchen to fit at 4.
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Joel
25 days ago
Sue Smith looks like a school administrator who is a total cunt for no reason.
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Pay £30.99 per month for TNT and after the sounds goes off for five minutes the commentators come and and sneer about people complaining on social media. Think the word you’re looking for is ‘sorry’.
25 days ago
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Today is the 23rd anniversary of me moving to Newcastle. I’m 46 now so it’s literally half my life 😬
25 days ago
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My 10 year anniversary at graft today. A stark reminder of the relentless march of time.
26 days ago
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One minute you’re a kid, the next you’ve got a child older than the world darts champion.
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Andy Dawson
26 days ago
Fellas dressed as Ali G at
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in 2025 is weird. It's like going out on Millennium Eve dressed as Rigsby
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The BlueSky algorithm is a curious thing. Oh, you like dogs? Then you’ll LOVE kinky men dressed as dogs!
26 days ago
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Wish all football was like this old firm. Fucking hell. Throw away the tactics and get stuck in!
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26 days ago
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Aasgaard is named after Thelonious Monk and releases music under the name THXLO. Not sure there has ever been a cooler football.
26 days ago
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Really annoying that I’ve missed a Gateshead managerial change because I’ve quit X, and also can’t easily check the weather status of today’s local fixtures.
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barry novibes
27 days ago
sport getting called off is as enjoyable as watching sport, imo. rain stopping play makes tms miles better. on frosty mornings like today i love scrolling through seeing which fixtures have succumbed to the conditions. weirdly, some of my most vivid city memories are of abandoned or postponed games.
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And if Bari Weiss saved your life, or got you back with your ex-wife 🎶
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27 days ago
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Sam Whyte
27 days ago
🎵In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle🎵
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Call me a basic bitch but I love a Harlan Coben.
27 days ago
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Stop putting lovely pints on my timeline I’m doing ‘Dry Jan’.
27 days ago
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stabilo
27 days ago
My local is full of people who are having a pint before going to watch the rugby. Gant check shirts covered with 1/4 zip Gant pullovers is the order of the day it seems. I think you have to watch live rugby to even buy a Jack Wolfskin coat.
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The eagle-eyed may just about spot my dog here.
27 days ago
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Finished my first book of 2026 already! Very funny.
27 days ago
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Is this the antithesis of ‘Boxing Day 1963’?
28 days ago
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Sparkly Mince Pie
28 days ago
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Parklife!
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28 days ago
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In 2024 I lost both my parents and yet somehow 2025 was worse. No major incidents just the grinding sense of loss and that everything good that can happen in life has already been and gone for me. But we hope for better in 2026.
28 days ago
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Fireworks are like Red Hot Chilli Peppers or Mrs Brown’s Boys. Somebody’s enjoying them, but nobody’s owning up to it.
28 days ago
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Jodie Comer’s arl fella is the masseuse at Everton
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29 days ago
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Picture of the staff who operate my account
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29 days ago
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Can’t drink after midnight because of Dry Janet so I have a great big glass of vino on the go.
29 days ago
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sarah jeong
29 days ago
all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads
www.theverge.com/policy/84960...
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The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
https://www.theverge.com/policy/849609/charlie-kirk-shooting-ideology-literacy-politics
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I’m the reason Sam Allardyce will be forever associated with chip shops.
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29 days ago
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Dry Janet
29 days ago
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Fellas, add ‘100% NOT PAEDOPHILE’ to your Tinder bio to reassure potential mates.
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MrPaulRobinson
30 days ago
"It's incredibly chaotic in there - long queues, fraying tempers, children in tears. Fucking brilliant."
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All the build up is so exciting but then the day comes and goes and you just feel empty in the aftermath. But that’s enough about Adam Peaty’s wedding.
30 days ago
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Sending it now before all the networks get chocker. Happy New Year.
30 days ago
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Remember Carnie Wilson being considered some outrageous obese mess at the time!
30 days ago
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Went to view a house before and it was full of LFC memorabilia. Some might say it’s fate.
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This place is officially better than X although I seem to follow about a million Wirral Evertonians.
about 1 month ago
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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow is the last day before Dry Jan.
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Andrew Harrison
about 1 month ago
Go round the outside.
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I once had to ask a classmate to move because she was stood in Josh Homme’s way.
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