Three for the Tielemans

Get on with it lads I want to go to bed

I saw that exact slogan written on an electricity substation last week, which is much easier.

SCENES (verified)

SCENES (potentially)

Always love seeing the England flags bearing the name of small tinpot places like Hinckley, Aldershot and Leicester.

Harry Kane #1

When you decline the offer of a Sun Life Over 50 Plan.

That’s a pen. VAR will intervene.

As funny as this is I think England win comfortably. 4-1

Disaster Recovery Congo

Forgive the picture of my TV but this is an absolutely wild World Cup fact

Game started well?

Just seen a bloke wearing one of these

That Forest owner is a great mad bastard. Can’t even get through the close season without sacking a manager.

Impressing the new gaffer with his high waistband. Wise move Adam.

Just seen a LinkedIn post about what Hincapie’s red card says about the culture of an organisation. Have a day off lads.

Fuck me Daily Mail, this is a bit on the nose.

I’m not that enthusiastic about England this World Cup but I can see my employer letting us all leave early to catch kick off so I’m bang up for that.

Where are the “Mbappe is shite” brigade now?

Paperboy by Kunt & The Gang

“Just the 56 goals for club and country this season” That’ll be a quiet night in at the Etihad. Not.

Loving the repartee between Steve Bower and Danny Murphy. One example: SB: Here’s Oscar Bobb DM: Used to have a cat called Bobb. Jumped in the back of a Royal Mail van and we lost him … sad really. SB: … Anyway, 18 minutes to go.

companies on july 1st

If anyone is going to grab a last minute equaliser it’s that Amad cunt.

“While not easy to warm to, those closest to him detected some sterling qualities.”

Me in a Sam Smith’s pub later

Wherever I lay my hat, send ‘em home.

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

Santa on Boxing Day

Tough day ahead lads. Calls for some aural courage from Ginger & Co.

Robbed of extra time and pens. Fuck.

A Yorkshireman’s favourite guitarist coming on for Brazil

If they’re toffee apples he’d probably like them a lot

Red Robbo, Longridge, 1974:

Penelope Wreath, more like

Well this just took a turn for the dark

“I’m blowing out my fucking arse mate.”

I thought Bazball was those little round cocktails young people have before they go out and take drugs.

Just seen a lad wearing the new Liverpool kit in Rob’s chippy. #DunstonReds

I’m still sick of all these ones that end with meaningless stuff like “Find Your Wow” and “Live Your Amazing”. Fuck off.

You’ve hued your last cry.

The Pickford discourse is happening again I see. He is easily England’s best ever goalkeeper.

The Tyne Bridge looking resplendent earlier.

Remember when someone wrote a comedy autobiography of Roy Keane’s dog? Morning!

Show me the way to A. Murillo.

Whaddya hear, whaddya say.

Been absolutely flying through that John Robins book. Top drawer.