Got the train to Wylam and walked back. Why? God knows. A cry for help perhaps…

Tinkerbellend

“The father of the railways” was born here apparently. I love trains. Cheers George.

I think the message is "get a hold of fake images, outrage algorithms and AI slop on social media before it snares more gullile people and gets even further out of control".

Anyone done “Chavvy Alonso” yet…?

Mystery solved!

They’re a bit cringe, your liberal mate on Facebook territory, but fair play - this is the british version of those lads losing their mind when Bruno starts snogging another bloke in that MMA cage.

All the vox pops from this fash march say things like “Keir Starmer has ruined this country.” No fan of Starmer but what the fuck is ruined that wasn’t already ruined prior to 2024?

Turned the cup final off to watch the Nurburgring 24 hours.

Glen Matlock 1976:

He came. He shagged. He conquered.

The buyer is coming round shortly to measure up for curtains etc, so naturally our lass has spent about three hours cleaning. She has already bought the house FFS.

Pleasant aspect of being on BlueSky is that I had no idea there was a right wing march in London until about five minutes ago, as opposed to having it drilled into my head for weeks beforehand.

Reminder: If neither Liverpool or Man United are in the cup final, it’s a rollover #RedCartel

Saw a golliwog for sale at Tynemouth market this morning.

Liverpool FC, 2025/26.

Tynemouth mooch. Not sure what the women in the last pic were doing but it was eerie as fuck!

Opening a Welsh-American hairdressers called Bang Tidy.

Quality sticker

Scoreline flatters us tbh. Thank fuck there is only one game left. What a chore this season has been.

Earlier today, my 15 year old uttered the phrase “Stevie Wonder would’ve seen that”. His longevity as the go-to blind man is incredible.

Still, good news about the new training top.

MacAllister can fuck off. Embarrassing little knobhead.

Credit to Rogers for getting his shot off while under so much pressure from the defence.

Imagine playing 5-a-side with her

There was an underpant lining, but it perished

We really need to scrap LinkedIn

You couldn’t meet a better lad. Enjoy retirement fella.

Had a very wavy night in here watching Craig Charles DJ

Watched the first episode of Legends last night. Loved it but the missus was not keen so it’s added to the list of stuff I have to squeeze in after she’s gone to bed. Queued behind the Sopranos.

Can’t have a Prime Minister called Wes. Sorry. Can’t have that. Perfectly happy for him to be a branch manager of Warhammer World or a perma smiley holiday rep, that type of thing. Can’t have people called Wes running the show, however.

Bit of Once In A Lifetime to lift the spirits #NowPlaying

Fella smoking a cigar here. Absolute disgrace.

This looks like one of them shit AI YouTube vids where footballers greet their younger selves.

Wes Streeting calls music ‘tuneage’.

Cock or no cock. Don’t let us down Wigan.

He looks a bit like Mo Chara

see yer da’s having a normal one

Chihuahuasaurus Rex

There are so many left-leaning political podcasts out there and they’re all called “Oh Crumbs, Whatever Next?!”

Like Southampton, I went to Rockcliffe Hall in 2024 and took photos of England’s training setup. I’m as guilty as hell Lynne!

Tuuuuune #NowPlaying

JK Rowling introduced a new Italian character

Just seen that YouTuber ‘Tyneside Life’ recording content in the wild.

Wes Streeting looks like he jumps around his mum’s house in a keeper top catching cushions.

Starmer spends so much time trying to appease Reform voters but if he said something like this he’d have most of the country onside.

A toxic combination of low wages and high bills is crushing this country. Today is Starmer's last chance to set out a plan that will end Rip-Off Britain: rent controls, nationalising water, freezing energy prices, and taxing wealth. No more half measures.

Doggo is recovering from her phantom pregnancy, which is nice.

First he tries to publicly shame a cleaner at Maccies and now this.

So I’m on Hinge atm and am having a fruitless time but this man just popped up and in his blurb he had like “I’m a fan of traditional values” and then in his pics you can see he has a massive neck tattoo, now call me a pedant