Glasgow

I'll say it's swift, I didn't even know they were dating.

The best Pearl Jam drummer, and also a very decent, articulated guy

I bet Taylor Swift does her hubby’s head in.

I remember he was briefly a hate figure after a this. But thankfully he won everyone over in the following years with his cheeky charm.

Seriously though if England lose will I be safe walking the chihuahua on Monday or?

Come on Austria. Into these Madri-swilling bullfighting bellends.

Hats off to Parrs Wood High's Lisa Nandy. Let's hope this opens the floodgates.

Bonnie Tyler. 1983.

Just seen them boarding up Chiquito in the Metro Centre.

Sounds like something Russell Brand would call his cock

Fuck Kelvin Mackenzie

“…”and I don’t agree with that in the workplace!””

Three for the Tielemans

Get on with it lads I want to go to bed

I saw that exact slogan written on an electricity substation last week, which is much easier.

SCENES (verified)

SCENES (potentially)

Always love seeing the England flags bearing the name of small tinpot places like Hinckley, Aldershot and Leicester.

Harry Kane #1

When you decline the offer of a Sun Life Over 50 Plan.

That’s a pen. VAR will intervene.

As funny as this is I think England win comfortably. 4-1

Disaster Recovery Congo

Forgive the picture of my TV but this is an absolutely wild World Cup fact

Game started well?

Just seen a bloke wearing one of these

That Forest owner is a great mad bastard. Can’t even get through the close season without sacking a manager.

Impressing the new gaffer with his high waistband. Wise move Adam.

Just seen a LinkedIn post about what Hincapie’s red card says about the culture of an organisation. Have a day off lads.

Fuck me Daily Mail, this is a bit on the nose.

I’m not that enthusiastic about England this World Cup but I can see my employer letting us all leave early to catch kick off so I’m bang up for that.

Where are the “Mbappe is shite” brigade now?

Paperboy by Kunt & The Gang

“Just the 56 goals for club and country this season” That’ll be a quiet night in at the Etihad. Not.

Loving the repartee between Steve Bower and Danny Murphy. One example: SB: Here’s Oscar Bobb DM: Used to have a cat called Bobb. Jumped in the back of a Royal Mail van and we lost him … sad really. SB: … Anyway, 18 minutes to go.

companies on july 1st

If anyone is going to grab a last minute equaliser it’s that Amad cunt.

“While not easy to warm to, those closest to him detected some sterling qualities.”

Me in a Sam Smith’s pub later

Wherever I lay my hat, send ‘em home.

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

Santa on Boxing Day

Tough day ahead lads. Calls for some aural courage from Ginger & Co.

Robbed of extra time and pens. Fuck.

A Yorkshireman’s favourite guitarist coming on for Brazil

If they’re toffee apples he’d probably like them a lot