The Iranian schoolgirl, the cancer patient whose clinical trial was cancelled, the African AIDS patient who can't get treatment anymore — none of these are "real" to our media elites. Can't imagine themselves in that situation or visualize it. But "panic at the fancy gala!" on the other hand,

Assume he looks terrified!

Just seen a mate’s house has popped up on Rightmove so texted him to see where him and his girlfriend are off to. He did not know his house was for sale until I asked him.

The King has 40lbs of pure English Cumberland sausage in that grip, Trump never stood a chance.

An Iranian lad beating a local Bristol lad in the snooker. There’ll be England flags on every fucking lamppost in my postcode before sunrise.

HERE WE GO!

Maguire is such a lummox.

They’re all such little bitches. Can’t think of a politician who was this much of a fawning cunt in the UK ever…OH ANG ON, Andrea Jenkyns and that Dorries horror under Johnson of course.

That Brentford kit is nice.

This seems an oddly old-fashioned reference.

Let me get this straight. The DOJ is indicting someone who allegedly broke through security with intent to kill leaders including the VP & Speaker of the House. Has EVERYONE forgotten that Trump pardoned convicted felons who stormed broke into the Capitol with intent to kill the VP & Speaker? 1/

Listening to songs by Flight of the Conchords like it’s 2008.

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

I see The Foo Fighters have done their song again.

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s... I go on about this podcast a lot but this episode is just absolutely superb.

I’m wearing beige slacks and I’ve just spilt tea on my groin region. #fuckoffEverton

Cork v Limerick means that much more — just ask Ben O’Connor

Three people spotted so far in the office wearing ‘I Done A Marathon’ T-shirts today. Various years and locations. What is that about?

Nice morning in BS3.

The media lives for opportunities to say “Democrats should be nicer to Trump.” They want to exist in the permanent state of “both sides” and are uncomfortable with straight reporting on Trump being a dementia-addled, incoherent, narcissistic fascist.

They’re still terrible cunts like.

What is this just out of curiosity

Electrician has just texted me to say (it’s 11pm! On a Sunday) he’s coming tomorrow instead of Wednesday so I now have to go in the office tomorrow instead of Wednesday as there’ll be no internet when he bangs the power off. But I’m watching The Untouchables with some #cans! #fuckoffEverton

One massive and telling UK/US difference is that in the UK Michael Jackson is a dead paedophile who did that moonwalk thing, and in the US he's a generational entertainment talent and was perhaps a little troubled.

"of course you think that, you [want to be] twelve [again]"

Someone bennyhilled it 🤣🤣🤣

The Untouchables just starting on BB2 lads.

“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

My mate who lives round the corner says he’s just seen three little ninjas on an electric bike changing people’s tellies from outside their windows with a Sky remote. Is that possible? Sounds like one of Bob Mortimer’s childhood capers from ‘Would I Lie To You?’.

🤷🏼

Why is the Leeds game not on normal telly?

I have decided that this will be the conspiracy theory that I finally succumb to.

www.theguardian.com/culture/2026... He didn’t drink three nights a week and he’s talking about 4 low strength #cans and some wine when he did. Calm down there George Best.

Just bought some nice and spicy nik-naks for the first time since I was about 14 and I’m sure they used to be nicer and spicer. Beginning to see why people are voting Reform.

Fuck off! Hahahaha

Just remembered walking from the flat to watch the London Marathon one year and a lad ran past dressed as Borat in that fluorescent ‘mankini’ (is that the word?) outfit. It was clearly tearing his bum crack like dental floss and there was blood down the back of his legs. The wacky bastard.

Keep it light lads.

London Marathon Runners. Stop showing off by simply getting the Jubilee Line from Canada Water to Westminster.

Ballroom Grift. By all accounts, super lax security at last night's WHCD, gunman gets in, gets neutralized, Felonious Pedolf calls a presser to push his ballroom grift, and BOOM, right wing Twitter immediately goes to work in chorus. What a crock of shit

Good luck to everyone who will be talking about doing the London Marathon for the next 12 months.

Just had a look and found that York is in Yorkshire. Not sure how I’d not put two and two together with that one. I was fucking way off on the map for my guess of course.

Don’t think I’ve seen George with a bass before. Cool as fuck.

Christ that City winner was a rocket.

America is totally fucking hatstand at this point.

Popped into my local and it was full of Welsh people who’d been watching the rugby at the stadium. Immediate withdrawal.

My mate spotted this £34 hotdog and chips in a pub in Putney earlier. £34!