I couldn’t handle an Evertonian Prime Minister.

The Lib Dems and Greens getting less than 500 votes between them would indicate some tactical voting.

Love this. Get donating.

This video appears to confirm it was a Russian air-defense missile — not a Ukrainian drone — that blew up that Moscow refinery’s storage tank today, creating the "flying saucer" footage. (This video was shared on Telegram by Russian military expert Yan Matveev.) t.me/arrowsmap/11...

New six part Ken Burns documentary about The American Revolution on iPlayer you say?

Had a job interview today for an internal job that would be quite good. You’ll all be glad to hear I made an absolute shite of it.

My mum just telling me about her friend who told her she was having ‘spagball’ for dinner. “I thought, ‘what the feck is spagball?!” #theIrish #whatsdebigooidea

Oh that’s tremendous. Looking like the shrunken head of Buddy Holly for two grand.

Burnham should offer this lad’s speechwriter five million quid to work for him. Love him.

This just in from the Midget Men Protecting Are Women party

Enjoyed that football match yesterday lads.

Burnham has gone 1/8 at the bookies this morning.

So they're taking this well

Crikey.

Fuck off.

When you’re *still* the least popular person at a party . . .

That was fun!

Lee Dixon desperate to join the ‘oh I’m dead bored’ lads who all get binned and go right wing when it happens.

The Croatian keeper highlighting how overrated Pickford is.

Great game.

That stadium is mad.

Also Regardless of whether they’re white, black or anything in between I find that generally the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree Find me a student that is “underperforming” and 9 times out of 10 I’ll find you a parent or two that don’t give a flying fuck

Who on Earth is this lad?

And again.

BOOOOOMM

Pickford at fault as always.

I once thought that this was the kind of statement that would be interrupted by a team of doctors telling the Secret Service to fake an emergency and hustle him out of there. But that’s when I also believed they would shoot you for sacking the Capitol while Congress was in session.

The one of that shit Swindon comedy with a blackboard. Pure Woke.

What’s this ‘hydration break’ shit? Not clocked this before. Just ad breaks.

Modric looking like a Russian sniper hiding in a petrochemical factory in Stalingrad.

Desperate for a Pickford howler here.

Aaron Wan-Bissaka absolutely reeks of an Everton move this summer.

Supposed to be prepping for an internal job interview that I’ve got tomorrow afternoon so have of course just watched an hour of a lad cleaning pub carpets on Instagram.

Has anyone actually ever liked Ronaldo?

Lad on the Grad scheme just called me ‘blud’.

Trump looks terrible today and very slowly lowers himself into a chair

Why has the ‘Putney Pusher’ not been named?

I thought Messi had retired from international football.

It seems a good day to remind people that in the UK 3 times as many people work in Indian restaurants or for McDonalds as in the whole coal and steel industry. 5 times as many are academic staff at universities. If Labour does not understand its electorate, there is no way to appeal to it.

Any sort of flavoured crisp. Ready salted* or fuck you. Oh I’m ready.

YUUUUURRRRSSS Cheers lads!

STIKER

Just got in after doing my weekly big shop and realised I forgot to buy milk which means I have to go back out again.

“Do you know whart nemerrsis means?”

Not one for those type of conspiracy theories normally but this Al Carns cunt is clearly some sort of Tory/Forces Manchurian Candidate. This statement should see him suspended from the Labour Party.

Ooh, new Adam Buxton podcast with Kathy Burke.

Who received the best kick up the arse. Young Bob or Bishop Brennan?

When you take a napkin out of one of those dispenser things in a cafe or sandwich place etc, how many do you opt for? I’m consistently a three napkin man. Got some important work to do here lads. Absolutely procrastinating like shit.

A really good write up on the incident. Well worth a read. searchlightmagazine.com/2026/06/far-...