Was going to start Couch to 5k today but thinking I might just have a big sandwich instead.

One thing about all this mad America carrying on is that you can almost just switch off a bit view it as a TV show.

US Stock Market waiting to open

Arrest them all.

America is falling apart.

Watching Match of the Day, just had a stab at where Mansfield is on the map of the UK. I was WAY off lads.

Forgot Paul Giamatti was in Saving Private Ryan.

New local weather girl just dropped. One for @junkyardfool.bsky.social perhaps. Not sure if he’s still in his mucky isobar phase though.

Going in with this new Simon Reeve one.

Just been out to the garage* and despite the wind and rain it’s absurdly mild. *car hole

Town when this pork pie in denim finally keels over.

“Danny Wellbeck was 137 years old!”

Someone from Cork telling you they’ve had a busy day

She’s spot on. And ‘grrrrrrr.’

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

This cunt though.

Just heard the most dread filled words in the English language as I sit on the sofa with a cup of tea. “So what are you doing today?”

I wonder what Londoners know that the rest of the country don’t?

PHONES ARE BANNED IN SCHOOLS ALREADY. Fucksake. Ban social media for the over 40s.

Just seen a clip of Zack Polanski running and oh no.

These Match of the Day highlights sound like they’re voiced by AI.

Suspect this lauded Macclesfield captain is an absolutely terrible, terrible cunt.

Bob Mortimer talking about Edin Dzeko on the new ‘Would I Lie To You?’ is great fun. David Mitchell is such a great foil for him as well. Can never decide if I like Mitchell or not. He’s in the same bucket as that lanky tit Osman for me.

This has made me feel physically sick.

Had plans to stay awake with some #cans for Matches of This Day but am so weary from this perpetual cold. Mildly busy day, walked about 12km which isn’t unusual but the weather is just hammering me at the moment. Might have a G&T and a rethink on #bed

Hats off to Chelsea who continue to field imaginary players.

Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon trying to blag their way into a party in 1967.

We’re all Charlton aren’t we?

Wondering if @knagberi.bsky.social has called it a day after his 9.30am start at the match.

Any player grabbing the ball as they go down for what they themselves perceive as a foul - straight red.

Thomas Frank is the most nailed on future Everton manager of all time.

When’s the draw lads?

Her family are still in the ground despite conceding 10 (ten) goals. Fuck that!

Go on, we want ten!

Oh Fulham.

Did Pickford just deliberately go the wrong way then celebrate each penalty?

Just had this advert on Instagram. No mention of the fact this hotel was demolished last year.

Wayne Rooney’s brother’s teeth are absolutely baffling.

And a big hello to the Macclesfield owner’s wife there.

Macclesfield kit will be sponsored by ‘Stop The Boats’ in the next round.

Macclesfield are going to shag my bet here aren’t they?

Don’t forget…

Had a quick guess at where in the UK Macclesfield is. Reader, I was WAY off.

Things Bluesky has taught me - Everyone who listens to Radio 6 has a proper miserable time doing so Everyone who listens to The Archers absolutely hates it

Just had a bacon and fried egg sandwich here lads. I fried one slice of the bread on a whim as well.

This can fuck off. Also that swimmer who’s fallen out with his mum because he’s married Gordon Ramsay’s daughter. Absolutely get to fuck with it.

The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred. It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become