I think the right wing press backing Trump over Starmer might backfire for them.

“This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.”

Hearing I’ve been lined up as the next ruler of Iran lads. Is it near Hull?

Watching episode 4 of Small Prophets. Can a TV show jump the shark in its first series? Gone right off it.

Is Salah still on the pitch? It’s for a bet I’m thinking about.

Fuck off Brentford #Gamblor

Pretend you’re a contest on Masterchef by putting raw meat on a plate.

DID I JUST IMAGINE THE TERMINATOR?! EVERYONE ELSE SAW IT RIGHT?!

Oh God not the Welsh.

You think his wife leaving him for big Tommy Robinson would make him have a think about things. The Government should go after this cunt for tax evasion with everything they have.

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

Kept Haaland in my nerd team and captained him lads. #ultra

Fucking hell.

Starmer should simply reply, “the President can suck my dick.”

Surprised it’s not called The Gay of Hormuz #woke

@captainflack.bsky.social will the lad at departures opt for a water based fire extinguisher for this or one of those mad powder ones?

Finally got round to putting up a shelf to display all the lovely records @andydot.bsky.social gave to me before he died last year. Will raise a pint to him later on I reckon.

Is Haaland going to play or not? I need info for my nerd team.

Ask the public what services they want to cut, or what services they're happy to be rubbish, and you get a very different set of answers. They'll say cut foreign aid, ofc, but that's all but gone already. What next?

He doesn’t miss a trick this lad.

Erm.

Did my jog anyway lads, started on Week 2 of the Couch to 5k bullshit. #cans this evening

Big Donny T has knocked 5% off my ISA so far this week. Another year of work it is then.

Every one of these ****s consciously chose to move to a society that runs on slave-labour. Some of them will claim to be oblivious to that. That makes them wicked AND stupid.

Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

No, of course not. Jesus.

Just seen the two Brewdog pubs in Bristol shut forever today with immediate effect. I only thought there was one so that’s doubly good news.

You couldn’t make this up. And if you did, everyone would say it’s too much.

I think all in all, Starmer has done alright with this Iran nonsense.

On the plus side that cartoon Pete Hegseth will be itching to get over to the Middle East for a photo op for his socials and he’ll be shot in the back by six or seven hundred Americans.

This is going to absolutely suck ass.

This new Dr Who is weird.

The morning I literally popped out of the flat to get the ‘paper and ended up going to the Watford v Everton game before ending the day at a party in Chelsea having a fight with a man dressed as Scooby Doo was better planned than this Iran caper.

Seems like good news. I’m away for a pint.

www.thejournal.ie/melania-trum... LOL. Everything is absolutely fucking mad isn’t it?

Looking forward to the Kuwaitis accidentally shooting down the ‘plane bringing the Dubai ex-pats back to London.

She is an absolute raving cunt.

Sun’s out, first pair of summer trainers get an airing.

‘The defence of the oil’ begins.

This all seems frightfully expensive.

Looking forward to Led By Donkeys sorting out all this Iran caper.

Lots of condemnation, but the Starmer actions are a response to the Iranian attacks on civilian structures in the Gulf. For sure its escalation on escalation - and thus generally unwelcome - but in this specific case it is reasonable to help defend civilians outside Iran that are now targeted.

Monday.

No Prime Minister could cope with an actual mad man in The White House, there are no good options.

Starmer's ability to find the exact sweetspot which pisses off everyone is extraordinary. He's a savant.

Fuck them.

Arsenal are going to balls if up, absolutely no doubt in my mind.

Town when Cleese rolls a seven.