Fukinell the blue on blue has started before we’ve even got beat

And there we have it

I wonder to what new depths he’ll sink when writing his own obit for Mueller

Will never not love the man

Charlotte Church on last leg next week <sets box to record>

If they don’t need it, and if they’ve destroyed the entire Iranian military then why is he A: still begging for help B: asking for 200 billion to carry it on We know the answers

WAITER: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir? CUSTOMER: Can I hear the specials again?

I for one would happily pay to watch him one on one with a Shahed

500 odd likes and 100 plus reposts for moaning about the felon Might have to padlock this thing for a bit before me iPhone 4 melts

I see 5 time draft dodger is calling people cowards again

Wanna feel old? This is what the cast of Wayne’s World look like now.

Absolutely nailed the felon to a post Destructive and beautiful at the same time

I’ve written a bestselling book about it & still despair at everything described in this excellent thread.

Alexander Arnold thinks that as well is one word doesn’t he? He’s saying it like it’s one word Pay English teachers footballers wages

If we have half of the energy and desire about us on Sunday as we did at times tonight then we’re fine

I look forward to Vinicius getting a 10 game ban for that disgusting shotgun celebration in a city that is renowned for its gun violence in the 1990s Do something UEFA

I can’t wait for a Gladiator to accidentally punch clattenburg into the sun the dirty stinking cheating scumbag Any more 5 star Madrid hotel rooms coming up you absolute rat

4-1 up with 9 minutes to go and mpabbe chooses to go down instead of trying to get a shot off That is Madrid summed up in a single scenario right there Devils club. Scumbags

I’ve only just noticed that little dickhead actually has “Trent” on his shirt Is that why he moved to Spain

This has cheered me right up

I’ll say it again The devils club I look forward to another argument about it

Our er friends at the "National Rebirth Society" have popped up again, and I'm yet to be convinced that they're not some spoof comedy show that's about to pop up on E4 or BBC3

This is fuckin incredible

There’s a lot of people want that clown dead so they can rejoice. Personally that’s not my thing. I want him to live to 90 so that he can see absolutely everything he’s done torn down and watch his family go to prison even if he gets away with it with dementia

Recap: Hour 1: We hit them like they’ve never been hit before. Day 1: We already won this war. It was easy. Yay us. Day 5: We don’t need any help. Don’t bother showing up after the war is over. Losers. Day 13: Why isn’t the world helping us? There will be be consequences.

This mush for brains fucking idiot moved straight from his previous bollocks of how “these countries wouldn’t help us if we needed it” straight to the world trade centre - which was the only time a5 has ever been triggered, for them.

I’d be quite happy for petrol to hit 2 pound a litre before we even think about doing th bully’s bidding again As they all do, he’s finally bit off more than he can chew - entire planet needs to tell him to get fucked

Good grief I’ve nearly cried for that William Ho who just went off millionaire Devoed for the lad One for the “rules are rules” wankers

Well that is a throughly awful weekend of football results Good job I’m not a football fan

Another step. There are many steps. Many of those steps will go by unnoticed. Some shouldn’t. This is one of them

Thank fuck that’s over with

I mean, it won’t matter now or anytime soon. But if any of the democrats grow a spine when they’re back in power, he needs to be the first on trial

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Joshua didn’t hit this overbite ugly bastard anywhere near hard enough

Stinking fascist bastards We’ll never sing that

I just want all English teams to do badly in Europe So all in all a decent night

There’s a little thing called “principles” Everyone involved in the approval of this payment for a man that was fucking SACKED should resign immediately - including Starmer if he had anything to do with it. The whole thing is beyond defensible

Luck Devil I will not be fucking argued with on this point so fuckoff before you consider it

If you need any other guarantee that tonight was never going to be anything other than a slapping then watching Reindjers get what would have been an incredibly rare shot on target, deflected by a defender

For perhaps the first time ever I’m not bothering with the second half. You can’t compete with the devil

I absolutely hate these goal music general franco fascist fucking bastards

Not deleting that last one but Joe Hart is probably bang on

Well done you bald denying bastard

I see the Ku Klux Kla have taken their allocation of seats behind that Madrid goal

We shall bite them on the features

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

I see yougov are touring the asylums again How does anyone with any functioning brain cells watch the last week and go “yep; the Tories are back on the up”

About fucking time