Practice makes perfect in the Trump Administration…

Don't be surprised if the baby comes out orange and yelling "fake news"

Listen up, peasants, there is no affordability crisis and if you can’t afford healthcare, blame it on the Democrats. Now, congratulate me on the marble armrests I’m installing, at great expense to the taxpayers, in the cultural arts center that I’ve named after myself.

“Multiple militants killed,” but somehow there are no bodies, no funerals, no names, no photos. Locals say the bombs hit empty fields. Schrödinger’s airstrike: lethal in the press release, invisible on the ground.

“At Turning Point’s Amerikkkafest, JD Vance said Americans ‘don’t have to apologize for being white.’ Translation: racism is now acceptable in **Donald Trump’s America. White grievance has become the official voice of the MAGA GOP—from the top down.”

“No shit, Sherlock—where have you been for the last year? #CaptainObvious” time.com/7339363/us-c...

GLOBAL WARMING? MELTING ICECAPS? “I was stationed at Kangerlussuaq, Greenland in 1988/89. Winter meant weeks of −20° to −50°. Today my weather app shows teens. This is global warming — and when Greenland’s ice melts, seas rise ~23 feet. This isn’t theory. It’s physics.”

🎵 Dead MAGAt in the middle of the road, Dead MAGAt in the middle of the road, Dead MAGAt in the middle of the road, Stinkin’ to high heaven… 🎵

Epstein's Own Words…

Exactly, no change whatsoever…

By the numbers: 1,000+ Epstein victims. 100,000+ DOJ files released. 1.2 million more “discovered.” Influencers handed binders of nothing. And yet: not one rich Epstein client or co-conspirator arrested. Explain that.

I’ll just leave this right here without comment… 😳

Dark Brandon strikes again…

“Looks more like an all-hands-on-deck Satan exorcism to me… 😳”

Name something MAGA isn’t scared of…

The White House @WhiteHouse Law and order delivered. ALL WE NEEDED WAS A NEW PRESIDENT. Crime Drops at Record Rate Under Trump -23.2% Motor Vehicle Theft -19.8% Murder -18.3% Robbery -10.2% Violent Crime -7.5% Aggravated Assault Source: Real Time Crime Index

A Palm Beach maître d’ jailed at “Alligator Alcatraz” is freed only after public outrage. No trial. No conviction. Just detention theater. This is what happens when cruelty becomes policy: people disappear first, explanations come later—if at all. www.miaminewtimes.com/news/palm-be...

The hidden message in Trump’s Christmas Day tweet…

“Empathy is the baseline of morality. When a political movement mocks suffering, dehumanizes others, and celebrates cruelty, it crosses from disagreement into something darker. MAGA’s defining trait isn’t policy or populism—it’s the absence of empathy. History calls that evil.”

1962: JFK warns against lawless defiance. "If this country should ever reach the point where any man or group of men... can defy the commands of our court... then indeed the American experiment has failed." 2025: 63 years later, Trump is the embodiment of that warning.

Santa used to bring hope. Kristi Noem’s DHS turns him into an ICE thug—armed, grim, hunting scapegoats. When politics can’t fix wages, housing, or healthcare, cruelty gets costumes. This is tinsel propaganda: normalize raids, dehumanize neighbors, sell fear as “security.”

In 2025, the 'No New Wars' president bombed: - Iran - Yemen - Syria - Iraq - Afghanistan - Somalia - Venezuela - Nigeria

Good political humor is the only thing keeping me sane during these trying times… 🤣

MAGAts… “Non-citizens are NOT entitled to due process under the Constitution.”

❌ False. There’s zero evidence Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick stole FEMA funds or bought a $109K ring with them. No charges. No DOJ case. No FEMA finding. This meme invents a crime by mashing fake numbers with photo paranoia.

Traditional presidents treated the office as a trust. Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm. Barack Obama delayed refinancing to avoid optics. Donald Trump treats power like a storefront—peddling access, perks, even pardons.

“Old footage surfaces of Nicki Minaj dissing Melania Trump: ‘you niggas want brainless bitches’”

If Elon Musk gave a traditional 10% tithe, it would be ~$75B a year — enough to end homelessness, hunger, and multiple preventable diseases. When suffering persists at that scale, it’s not economics. It’s choice.

Trump is a stone-cold, heartless, self-centered narcissist whose public record shows zero redeeming qualities.

The Voting Rights Act didn’t “rig” elections — it stopped states from rigging against Black voters. Gutting it doesn’t make races fair; it entrenches power by diluting minority votes. If equal voting means you lose, democracy isn’t your goal.

Republican Nativity Scene…

Taylor Swift donates $1M to fight hunger. Trump hasn’t donated personal money to charity since ~2008. His foundation mostly gave other people’s money, and his tax returns show years of $0 charitable giving. Leadership shows.

Twilight Zone marathon until 5 AM CST on the SyFy Network…

BREAKING: Fox News spots a family Christmas photo and immediately launches a Where’s Waldo? investigation. Next up: expert panel debates whether standing slightly behind your spouse is “communism.” 🎄🙄

If you know someone who survived a marathon Christmas meal with an obnoxious MAGA relative and did not flip the table and go postal on their ass, please consult the attached materials to nominate them for the Nobel Peace Prize. Patience like that deserves global recognition.

“Assault Rifle Jesus is the reason for the season.” Also Valentina Gomez… “Vote for me so we can kick every dirty Muslim out of Texas.”

This isn’t grievance—it’s unraveling. 100+ posts on Christmas looks like compulsion: paranoia, fixation, no restraint. No modern president has needed repeated cognitive tests to reassure voters. When instability is the message, the country pays. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

“Tell heem I fock on Kreeeeeeeeeesmas Day”

Terrorists aren’t born—they’re created. Kill civilians who never threatened you, and you don’t end terror, you manufacture it. Every bomb that kills a mother or child creates grief, rage, and recruits. That’s how enemies are made.

The future of our country… too much or just right? 🤮

I’m posting this in retaliation for MAGA smearing Gavin Newsom’s wife—a woman who was sexually assaulted by Harvey Weinstein—as a whore. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. And I’m not even touching the current First Lady’s sordid history.

Any time MAGA talks about history it’s ALWAYS revisionist history pushing a white-identity “founding principles” theology agenda to younger people. The internet and communications should’ve led to an information golden age, yet instead filth and misinformation have led to the world becoming dumber.

🥶🎄🎅 Christmas Day in SoCal 🧑🏻‍🎄🎄🥶

Check out this wonderful meme template I got for Christmas. It’s going to get used a lot in this upcoming year… 😈

He knows when you’ve been to Epstein’s island, He knows who looked away, He knows who kept their silence And who helped make it “go away.” 🎅