Bahahaha…only in MAGA world can you drop $100 to preorder a phone that doesn’t exist. Trump makes $60 million. His 600,000 enthusiastic customers get the shaft. What a great businessman.

Mackenzie Scott has something these men will never have ~ RESPECT! With all the billions these men have, they COULD do so much good in the world. #TaxTheRich #CloseTheLoopholes

If it was Kamala Harris in the oval office protecting the Epstein pedophiles, Fox News would be lighting themselves on fire. (1/5)

How is this being treated as normal? A Republican governor is declaring a state of emergency to cancel n ongoing election for Congress. If you think this is ends with redistricting, you are not paying attention.

In the 24 hours since the Supreme Court's majority ruled to demolish the Voting Rights Act's remaining protections, Louisiana and Tennessee have already signaled that they'll redraw their congressional maps with the clear effect of shutting Black voters out.

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Status Update: Still stupid. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

A Federal Appeals Court has DENIED Trump’s appeal for an en banc hearing of E. Jean Carroll’s $83 million defamation verdict against him. He remains an adjudicated rapist. He still owes E. Jean $83 million.

🚨BREAKING: According to exclusive research by Democracy Docket, the Supreme Court’s ruling will likely derail at least 28 pro-voting lawsuits that aim to stop state legislatures from drawing electoral maps that dilute the voting power of racial minorities. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

When it all feels too heavy, put it down for a while. Do not let it break you, or turn you into the thing you despise. We’ve been fighting this madness for a while. It’s ok to feel weary. Do not spiral into despair. Hang tough. We’re in it together. We’ll get through it. Together.

He can put his name on coins, notes, buildings, roads, passports all he wants… All people will remember is that his name was all over the Epstein files.

Limited edition passport…for those who enjoy mandatory cavity searches during their travels.

WASTE - demolishing the East Wing when there was nothing wrong with it. FRAUD - lying to tax payers that private donors would pay for his new ballroom. ABUSE - staging an event so that his maga twats could demand the public pay for his ballroom instead.

The DOJ violates the Epstein Files Transparency Act on the daily. So I'm suing Todd Blanche. As a journalist, I cannot report accurately on the Epstein Files if I cannot even read them. I am represented by @brendanballou.bsky.social & we seek to hold the DOJ accountable for its noncompliance.

Ballrooms for them. Thoughts, prayers and Kevlar backpacks for the rest.

Norah O'Donnell (60 Minutes): “Oh do you think he was referring to you?” Trump’s inner monologue: “OF COURSE HE WAS REFERRING TO ME! DO YOU SEE ANOTHER ADJUDICATED RAPIST IN THE ROOM?!?”

It’s kinda surreal to watch all those who celebrated the J6 insurrection, cheered the pardons of all the violent offenders, now lamenting the state of political violence in America.

Feels like I’ve watched this show for the Epsteinth time.

Which ear are we taping this time?

Life was 600% better before Trump.

Pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell would be a great way to convince the entire world that he is indeed a pedophile.

The energy we need to send fascism back into hiding.

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Republicans are finding out how Americans really feel about their authoritarian tactics. It’s a good day.

Texas redistricts without a vote, Republicans cheer. Dems in Virginia respond by putting it UP FOR A VOTE OF THE PEOPLE, it passes, Republican cry foul. Oh well. Good job Virginia!!

Succinct summary of Kash Patel’s lawsuit announcement.

Preview: WH Bible reading “I like all the verses in the Bible. ‘Jesus Swept’ might be my favorite. It’s simple. A lot of people don’t know this, but Jesus was a carpenter. Bigly hard worker like me. He had to sweep a lot of wood shavings, nails…A LOTTA SWEEPING! That’s how you keep a clean shop.”

If your commander-in-chief is being excluded from military operations (coz he’s a lunatic) and blocked from accessing the nuclear codes (coz he’s a lunatic), you’re overdue for a new commander-in-chief.

She’s literally married to a Nazi vampire.

The Atlantic: Kash Patel is a paranoid drunk Kash: Imma sue you for $250 million The Atlantic: Let’s dance, Googly Eyes

Most Americans know what it would take to fix our broken country - Abolish Citizens United - Outlaw foreign influence - End the electoral college - Tax the oligarchs - Reestablish rule of law - Strict separation of church & state It’s whether we have the courage to change our self-destructive ways

If you believe a war criminal on the run from the ICC and a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and financial fraudster (who is most likely also a pedophile) are waging a moral and just war in the Middle East right now, I have some bad news for you. You’re an idiot.

We are 7 weeks into the most egregious stock market manipulations of our lifetime. Orchestrated by a crooked president and his underlings. Billions siphoned via false proclamations of ceasefires and peace talks. With the criminals in charge, every day is a crime spree.

Relieved they’re trying to manage his crazy…but also concerned they have to manage his crazy.

Smart of them to schedule it indoors so he doesn’t get struck by lightning.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Trump has gone after MAGA influencers, the Pope, as well as the leadership of Italy, Spain and the UK. Yet he was oddly quiet about Melania’s Epstein remarks and played dumb when Bibi sabotaged the peace talks. He knows they, like Putin, belong to a small group that could sink him forever.

The WH staged an event where Trump tipped $100 to a MAGA septuagenerian pretending to DoorDash so she could “save enough for her husband’s cancer treatments”. They honestly thought it would be the feel good story everyone needed. That’s how spectacularly tone deaf they are.

Billionaires get paid in stock worth billions. They use that stock as collateral to borrow billions. They use those borrowed billions to buy everything, including media outlets which then pump bullshit like this to keep you in the dark about the tax loopholes designed just for them.

What’s all the fuss about? 🤷🏻‍♂️

In the year of our Lord 2026, On the second Sunday of Easter, Also known as Divine Mercy Sunday, A convicted felon accused His Holiness the Pope of being weak on crime.

Pedophilius Moronicus is bigly mad at the Pontifex Maximus for insisting on the teachings of Jesus.

Viktor Orban has conceded the election. The opposition is on course for landslide win. Orban was favored by both Trump and Putin. JD Vance campaigned for him. Trump even dangled financial incentives. The people had the last word. It was a hell no to more fascism. It’s our turn now.

“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

Weird war, where the winner gets skyrocketing gas prices, inflation and market crashes while the loser gets control over 20% of global oil flow.

😕 💰

If you sided with Trump during his litany of sexual assault allegations, rape adjudication and pedophilia connections, you should probably sit out the Swalwell debacle.

Putting aside the 37 scandals for a minute, the Artemis II splash down yesterday was pretty fun.

In case you missed it, here’s Melania trying to distance herself from the Epstein blast radius in six languages.

Developing: Trump accuses his biggest supporters of having low IQs…