If you see this quote post a bridge.

Obviously bad the lad got attacked, but I really do love how he looks like he’s about to do a flute-solo in a seventies prog band.

'It's us or Reform!' Fine, be different from reform then.

Great to hear Burnham's been to Mancwalk 2000.

You know, I think the US Right might actually have to confront the idea that it's weirdly hyper online right-wing chaps doing these shootings. There's only so much "He watched 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert' once" that you can do about this before you have to confront the second amendment.

Hey Royal Navy, you in on this, lads?

Folks, this is huge news! Quds News Network: "Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez announces deployment of a naval vessel to protect the Global Sumud Flotilla following yesterday’s Israeli attack, safeguarding activists aboard the convoy heading to break the Gaza blockade."

If every person currently trapped in the hell that is the UK’s immigration system was just granted citizenship tomorrow the state would save a fortune. This government (like those before it) is more interested in cruelty, bureaucratic violence & racism than human dignity

Bukayo Saka should never be playing this match. This is literally Stoke after all.

Eze and Nwaneri in midfield is going to be a bit jogo bonito, isn’t it?

I’ve written to Keir Starmer and Yvette Cooper demanding urgent action to ensure the safety of the Global Sumud Flotilla. 52 boats carrying aid and peace activists to Gaza. The UK must act to assure their safety. Israel is committing a genocide. All eyes are on this flotilla.

The season is almost upon us, so I want to broach the subject. I love Christmas, it’s a time where you have a comfortable, lovely family time. Family Christmas is great. Work Christmas though, man I hate Work Christmas. Please fire Work Christmas into the sun. It’s a genuine torture ordeal.

Blocking hundreds of IP addresses originating from Google and Microsoft every day because they're effectively DDoSing servers I manage. Is it bad actors or AI? Hard to tell the difference nowadays.

The right: Charlie Kirk didn't preach hate, how dare you! Also the right: White power!

This taxi fare was run up ’cos the asylum seeker‘s hospital appointment was hundreds of miles away, due to the fact the Home Office had moved him & his family…again...hundreds of miles, & are so paranoid about losing track of asylum seekers they won’t give travel passes He’s been here nearly 10yrs

I mean, you could look at the poverty of public transport outside of London, or the overstretched NHS patient transport system, or the fact that asylum seekers genuinely cannot afford bus or train fares, or that LA social care spend ridiculous money on taxis themselves. But no, cruelty it is

Share your favourite black and white film.

I was confused by the headline so I read the story. Yes, by ‘worst’ he means ‘best’.

All bears are antifa

We now go live to the UN

I get the distinct feeling that a lot of right wing people's understanding of George Orwell comes from GCSE English and John Hurt's performance of 1984. Orwell was a Socialist and fought fascism so hard he got shot in the neck by a Francoist. Yes he disliked Socialists, most Socialists do.

Say what you like about Sadiq Khan, but at least the lad's got a pair of testicles.

In Fa news, being Antifa is now proscribed.

'I was wondering if you'd be interested in an event we're doing, it's a Dragin's Den sty...' '...can I stop you right there?' 'Yes, what's up?' 'Nothing, I just wanted you to stop'

Me reading about the Madueke injury.

BBC push alert tomorrow: ‘The Rapture is here. Why this could be good news for Reform UK’

Am I about to write an Arseblog News article on Viktor Gyokeres being named the best striker in the world by FIFA just hours after I labelled him a donkey? No…I have some homemade cake to eat. I will do it in the morning. 🫡

Kinell, France. Why do you always have to be so weirdly French about stuff?!

I feel like I post about this every year, but it would be useful if the media explained that it is not, in fact, easy to immigrate to this country, to get a national insurance number, to get indefinite leave to remain, to get citizenship. It is, in fact, already very difficult.

The house is full of illness, so comfort films are the order of the day. My partner’s choice of The French Dispatch illustrates perfectly why I love her so much.

Above all the noise, and the approving tabloid purrs at increasing levels of mistreatment vulnerable and desperate people are facing, it should be remembered that these people are humans. This is the cost of your “hostile environment”.

What I’m wearing to the rapture.

"You couldn't make The Birth of a Nation nowadays," laments D. W. Griffith, "because it's three hours long, very racist, and I am dead."

I hope that the general public of the UK aren't racist, but I do think the one thing that's been very clear over the course of the last couple of decades is that the British political-media (they are one thing - as Gove, Johnson, Balls, Coulson etc shows) absolutely are.

There's no way to describe this in any other way than moral cowardice. He knows what he's doing, he knows the effects this will have on people and he's perfectly happy for us to sleepwalk into fascism if it means he as a slim chance of winning a few racist's votes. Which he wont.

Your club doesn’t have the level of fans that ours does, sorry.

Props for this headline #TAXTHERICH

This is just the perfect encapsulation of the total, catastrophic victory of Thatcherism. This entire model exploded on the world stage in 2008, but our entire population is steeped in the ideology, and everyone in power is wedded to it, so we’re stuck smashing the ‘Thatcher’ button over and over.

Can’t help but feel this would’ve been revolutionary two thousand years ago.

The paper of recording Rupert Murdoch’s thoughts because if they don’t a shouty phone call from Rupert will follow

American adverts don’t really work in the UK, because we have a far lower tolerance of people who could really do with a slap.

HAAAALAND EAT GOAL! HAAAALAND LIKE GOAL GOAL GOOD!

Loads of Arsenal fans seem very annoyed at Arteta’s defensive line ups. I don’t know what to say, the guy’s a conservative and always has been. Quite a lot of it is about protecting young players, and a fair bit of it is gradually blooding in new signings. People acting like he’s George Graham 🤷🏻‍♂️

Frank Sidebottom?

“If you don’t like it you can leave” update

I find the Twitter vs. Bluesky thing very boring but as it's come up again I will share my one opinion: not-far-right people who have remained on Twitter and are critical of bluesky are obviously trying to assuage their own guilt about using a far right platform

It was a black cab, but he’d be busting out Dylan’s Blood on the Tracks, Trout Mask Replica or maybe some Johnny Cash.