Six year deal though, nice work if you can get it.

According to the Geneva Convention this is a war crime. Unlike the ICC, Israel have signed the Geneva Convention.

He genuinely sounds like someone from a zombie film about to "turn"

MON THE FUCKEN BULLS

Aint capitalism great?

Can somebody explain to them that vaccines are like giving your body advance intelligence so that when it has to fight its OWN war it has the right resources? I feel like there's some real lift n shift metaphor work that can be done here.

Boise, Idaho

We’re in such a grim place right now. I don’t even want to think that Mahmood knows how serious what she’s saying in jest is here, but that’s just me giving her too much credit. Labour deserve everything that’s coming too them, because they enabled it and should never be forgiven for that.

Stopped believing anything in this headline after I read "There is an optimism at Arsenal..."

Ozempenis?

I'm not suggesting Ed as a national unity candidate, but christ we would be so much better off with Ed as a national unity candidate.

It’s Blue Shirt Day 2026. There are 22,000+ political prisoners unlawfully detained in Myanmar suffering brutal conditions and torture in cramped cells. We call for the immediate release of all political prisoners! #blueshirt4politicalprisoners #FreeAllPoliticalPrisoners #blueshirtmovementmyanmar

I genuinely think it’s time for a concerted license fee strike, specifically over their news bias. We’re all essentially paying for Reform party political broadcasts right now, where non-payment could see you incarcerated.

Whatever your political persuasion you do need to recognise the achievement of going from a stonking majority, landslide election victory to absolutely knackering it, just comprehensively and totally fucking it, in under two years.

PlayStation emailing me asking to verify my age. Given I’ve had that account since 2007 you would think that they might be able to verify me as being at least older than nineteen, wouldn’t you?

Very courteous and mannered from the speaker of the house here. bsky.app/profile/impl...

Lovely to see both Dianne Abbot and John McDonnell turn up at Starmer's funeral to bang a couple of extra nails into his coffin.

Helping a client onboard $alesforce, and I feel like I'm really not doing a great thing for either my ethics or theirs.

We're this 🤏 far away from finding out whether Rosie the Bulldog can be appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer. Twiffik news for Tal Ben Haim though.

All I want is for them to release the advice vetting gave about Mandelson. I know the likes of us, the people the government are working for, don't ordinarily get to see the advice, but I think there's clear public interest to see what the grubby wee fucker was up to.

In this world of uncertainty and turmoil it's good to know that the British class-system is still working exactly as intended.

This is still the same whiny, ineffective moral black hole. His face will just be a little bit more puce than before.

I have no truck for Jeremy Corbyn, but we were all told - for years, dementedly - that the anti racist Islington grandad was a security risk. I've heard credible accounts of M15 trying to infiltrate groups close to the Corbyn movement. Yet all along it was Mandelson who was the security risk.

Local Boys in Bradford, 1972, photo by Don McCullin.

Grown arse adult men

Turned out it was a bit more…

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

Feel like Arsenal need to find another gear in the second half. Man City seem to be giving 115% out there. To learn more about their squad's strength, Google "Man City 115".

What kind of Irish is your Grandad? #SNLUK #SNL #SaturdayNightLive

This is the sort of performance i want to see today.

Not really a comfort film, but the film that centres me and allows me to push through and carry on is 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Funkadelic at Soldier Field, Chicago, 1970 📷 Douglas R. Gilbert

It really annoys me that Britain had a thriving, globally competitive renewable energy industry before the tories decided to cut green company subsidies in like 2012.

Karu Mitoma tekkaboo son. Grit hit.

Blossom? Woah!

Pretty sure ‘thou shall have no other gods before me’ is on them stone tablets y’know. You telling me these people are so against reading they’ve even boycotted the bible?

Mood

Yes, the reason everyone hates him is not the right wing government, it’s the right wing media who he’s spent the whole time trying to impress with ever more right wing policies.

Personally I quite like the idea that the Greens are against public infrastructure being owned by extractive foreign capital. Public infrastructure being owned by extractive foreign capital, and not the people it’s meant to serve, is a massive part of why we’re in this mess.

We have heard you denigrate that.

Arsenal fans get a lot of stick online (some of it deserved tbf!) but the generosity of the ArsenalVision Podcast and Arseblog communities is always incredible. The consistency with which they show up and support such a good cause is more deserving of mention than some of the nonsense, but hey! ❤️

Yesterday I got called a bad Communist for "working in capitalism". My brother in Marx, I would jump at the chance to work at State Tractor Production Facility Five, but opportunities there are thin on the ground right now.

I regret to inform you Michael Gove's Ramsay Snow is at it again.

No, that’s the thing, it’s actually very clever, because this way you only have to do one page saying everything’s ok.

Okay, we are being asked to believe that the statement from Starmer below is not actually a brazen, conscious lie, but the product of a man who, despite once being one of the UK's foremost legal officers, is as dumb as a coat stand, or a drawer full of spoons.

Peas in a pod. Resign.

It's either "Hi, I'm Keir Starmer. People don't tell me important things, even though I'm Prime Minister." Or "Hi, I'm Keir Starmer. I said it didn't matter Epstein's bestie failed vetting. I gave him the top UK diplomatic job anyway."

So improve reporting and investigation for domestic abuse overall. This drip feed of misleading claims making out that there is widespread abuse of the asylum system is going to harm those genuinely affected, and make it harder for them to seek safety. 1/ #r4today www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is being done hand in hand with government as far as I can tell. Didn't think it was explicit consent manufacturing until I watched news at 10 last night and Chris Mason let slip that government is planning to announce more crackdowns next week.