I do think, if you've never been inside it, it's actually impossible to understand quite how noxious and viscerally unpleasant the Labour forever war is and how much licence it seems to give bad people with resources.

You know things are serious when McDonnell's written a sternly worded letter

I do not care for the Olympics, winter or summer, because people who are good at sports gatekeep them

Just a timely reminder he tried to move to a 15 year old girl on Twitter back in the day.

I've got my criticisms of electoral politics, but if you're in Manchester today then get down to Gorton and Denton and leaflet for the @greenparty.org.uk, if for no other reason than how funny it would be to see Matt Goodwin eat shit.

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

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Quite funny that Starmer's allies are waking up to this point now … Cuts to Winter Fuel… not in the manifesto Disability benefit cuts… not in there either Cutting jury trials… also not there Digital ID… no mention Raising employers NI… nope Freezing tax threholds… nah Contracts with Palantir… no

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These people think you are stupid

lmao they should do this, it would be *very* funny

Could we perhaps spell out what “the unpopular decisions” are, because I’d suggest that if a government with a crushing majority can’t do it, then the decisions may simply be too unpopular. At least until the fash/tory lashup finally wins and revokes the entire postwar settlement at last.

I'm standing by this prediction.

that process in full

Based on the publicly available information, in other countries the people involved in Labour Together would be executed for subverting democracy.

If Labour Together come out of this unscathed its because the journo class can't afford for it to die.

Reading this remark I made over a year ago, as the entire commentariat fall over themselves asking how it was that this naked and open attempt to brute force a '90s Blairism Redux ha collapsed in a heap of corruption, backhanders, ignominy and self-dealing

If anything Starmer's leadership is the strongest in the world. He keeps trying to destroy it, his enemies keep trying to destroy it and yet there he is.

I read this and really, it’s not good enough. If everyone knows the new leader of the opposition is basically a metal bonnet ornament on a car full of bribe-seeking, gleefully destructive psychopaths, and this does not ring alarms or in any way impede his progress to power, then *that* is the issue.

Why did I know this and the government didn't?

*If* you wanted to save labour, and that’s a big fucking if, you would need to do extreme and thorough DeBlairfication in the organisation and associated unions. You’d need to tolerate the hysteria from their media mates as you kicked them out on their arses and none of you have the stomach for that

Mandelson and Epstein in Israel in 6 months

Sir Keir Stasi

The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔

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extremely cool that i have to verify my age to read journalism about how israel is and was committing genocide. fuck keir starmer

Remember when a group of Labour MPs resigned from Labour and formed Change UK, lost their subsequent elections, then went onto lucrative private industry and lobbying jobs (Edelman; water company; debt collection industry etc.), while others rejoined Labour after Mandelson had retaken party control?

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Remember everyone as long as he’s out of office before the 4th of July 2026 he’s One Year Keir

Got to say I think Starmer's played a blinder

When it's going well.

imagine getting so thoroughly bodied by the Beano like this

Sounds like a joke but it’s real: McSweeney was running a secret campaign planting bullshitty newspaper stories about extremist hatemongers in his party, at the same time he was running bogus “fact-checking” orgs telling the same newspapers any suggestion that was happening was crazy and very racist

kemi badenoch praising shabana mahmood says everything you need to know about where we're at as a country

This speech is the political equivalent of Chernobyl, if Labour don't bury this guy in a massive sarcophagus it might actually reduce Labour to 0%

"I had no reason to believe the known liar was lying to me" is at least something Starmer has in common with his core supporters.

One of the best interpersonal dramas of the Starmer era has been how he pissed off Beth Rigby so much in an interview where she was basically giving him the answers that she now comes in and nukes him at every opportunity.

Well. I guess we're back here again.

NO KIETH DON'T TAKE QUESTIONS! I NEED TO GET TO LUNCH!

I've genuinely been laughing at this speech for the last 5 minutes, it's killing me.

has someone told him not to smile when this is the fucking news headline

Why is he talking about football now? What the fuck is happening???

Oh my god he's mentioned Palestine, it's so over.

I will say the non-Epstein related portions of this speech are incredibly incoherent aside from the racism.