okay, now is the last chance

say it once more, for old times' sake

Genuinely just got this in an email lmao

The lesson here is: if it looks, sounds and smells like abysmal fraud then it’s probably just abysmal fraud, and not whatever intergalactic brained interpretation you think is most appealing.

Angela Eagle has said that two days before the King's speech, which sets out the government's future legislative plans, "is not the time for this sort of destabilisation". Angela Eagle in 2016 btw:

Wes We Can!

Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first

When Starmer goes you have to remember it's just the main course. Dessert is when Wes Streeting takes over and proves that he's Labour's Liz Truss.

What we need is Starmerism without Starmer

Just made some nachos to enjoy while I make some thumbnails and laugh at Starmer, truly a glorious day

You can tell how cooked Starmer is by the picture they're using on the news. As soon as they use The Picture you know he's dead and buried.

It’s over

I didn’t know Wes Streeting was part of the Corbyn cult, wow!

Went to see Mortal Kombat 2, good, clean, dumb fun. 8/10

These people will be on their deathbeds gibbering about the evil Jam Mans unwashed hordes.

The new video is live! I'm getting out ahead of all the commentators, journalists and middle managers who are about to reach for the "Britain is ungovernable" explanation for why everything is Like This. youtu.be/wj0dlG4vKww

Slightly increase a band: Avenged Eightfold

Things are a bit tight this week, and absolutely only if you able please share or help out it'd be massively helpful and appreciated PayPal.me/smloem

Shameful Trumpist intimidation aimed at one of our most respected reporters here by Starmer’s thugs. Sir Keir could stop this with a word, but he chooses not to. I think we all know why.

The millennial song is Mr Brightside

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NEW VIDEO!!! Palantir's supervillain manifesto: is it technofascism? Neoliberalism? Both? Whatever it is it stressed me the hell out! Link below Also there is a voice crack in this which really highlights my deteriorating mental state

yeah i get the joke dude

It's very funny that Labour MPs are so keenly attuned to punching left that they can't even figure out how to do a leadership challenge against the right, even when it's threatening to condemn them to complete electoral annihilation in a way the left of their party never did.

Can't believe Angela Rayner's saying the Shahada live on TV

Look if they get him to agree to go by September then technically my requirements for the year's big project are met and I can finally wrap up this trilogy of videos. So I say best of luck to her.

let it not be left out of starmer's legacy that he brought back babestation

Intriguing to see how people are reacting to getting what they wanted here.

Harriet Harman apparently mixing up DMs with tweets this morning (now deleted).

My ass logging on to enjoy everything proceeding just as I have foreseen (Starmer eating shit)

I'm not even sure that speech was a relaunch because there was quite literally nothing new in it or anything of substance.

"change we'd bring about" mentioned @thesinankose.bsky.social

The questions Starmer is getting from the press is a perfect illustration of how badly he's fucked it. Every single aspect of that speech was calibrated to piss someone off and please no one.

Starmer is too afraid to take on the Hamburglar, despite white English people across the country having their burgers stolen mid bite

One of the things it's hard to see about Starmer because he is a dull grey shape hovering at the periphery of your vision is that he is absolutely egomaniacal and desperate to be liked. Imagine a David Brent-type figure with absolutely no energy or joie de vivre.

Rodney and Nick looking down screaming BUY HER A FUCKING BURGER KIER

Starmer can’t very well go giving out jobs and money to his family when he has a Mandelson to support

You can tell Starmer's not meaningfully working class because apparently his sister is still slumming it in a low paying job despite him being a literal fucking millionaire.

Starmer's really going to need to circle the square of "we made mistakes, but we got everything right" because fuck me lmao

It's funny that Starmer's voice is somehow worse than my parody of it

Guess what's happened again?

oh shit theyve put all his XP into the briefcase stat again, absolutely fucked it

- Peter Kyle saying Wes Streeting can’t be planning a leadership coup because they went to see Devil Wears Prada at the weekend - Mike Tapp posting AI slop video from Cliffs of Dover to launch new series - PM’s last chance speech in 20 mins - It’s not even 10am

Also important to note that if the "good stuff" was actually good, why is everything still shit? And why is it that so much of the good stuff is styled as "start a thing that may/may not bear fruit in 10-20 years" or "commission a report" as if that sorts anything out for us?

this is going to be the most desperate Team Leader Needs You To Close 10 More Sales By 5pm we've ever witnessed

I love how we've got to the stage where every few weeks the Prime Minister has a "major speech" where he crashes out for 20-40 minutes and he somehow manages to stay in his post even though he's clearly unravelling before our eyes.