"what if the beatles but shit" 'fraid you're just not selling it to me comrade

Brofessor Bum

Family fun detective game where players must investigate who left a massive jobbie in Dr Black's bog: POODO Was it Colonel Mustard, with the Guinness shits? Mrs Peacock, with the dodgy kebab? Or maybe, Professor Plum, with the cheese squits? Guaranteed SECONDS of FUN!

It's that time again, folks! Today, we are looking at the SMS and Mega Drive versions of Sonic the Hedgehog 1 & 2: youtu.be/Yv8E9yRh3HY

oh no not a labour backlash, how will he survive 14 backbench MPs abstaining

I hate white remainers banging on about getting an Irish passport when Ireland is now uber racist pogrom island about to joined by the UK and my long term trajectory is becoming deported and stateless before my mid fifties and all of Europe in agreement about it.

this day gets better and better

why they gotta do me like this man

me on the toilet:

Remember, both the Iliad and the Odyssey were originally audiobooks.

Game: "Please customise your car." Me: "Trans flag, number 69." *an hour passes* Game: "You've now unlocked a brand new car after clearing the lightweight tracks. Would you like to change its colou-" Me (threateningly): "Trans flag, number 69."

Beano #1037, June 2, 1962

Like this fit

Me explaining my heritage in job interviews.

Noooo, big man, what are you doing. You can't change the system from the inside, it must be destroyed.

I regret to inform you all that Sir Keir Starmer has died. He was found unresponsive (21:13), slumped over, sat on a residential toilet & was declared dead (22:01) after 20min of CPR. Evidence at site shows Sir Keir has died from complications following a bout of extra-violent explosive diarrhoea.

the odyssey is proof of a thing that has been true my entire life: conservatives are giant fucking dorks with zero cultural sway or pull because they are giant fucking dorks

For me the slight wonkiness (the odd perspective of the chair) only adds to the uncanny effect. Love the cracks in the individual window panes, like a kind of broken veil to the spirit realm type deal. Delft plate cameo too, many of Vrel's works were originally attributed to Vermeer...

I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks is scaring away the ghost child trying to haunt me through the window

Another of Vrel's works, the less effective but equally eerie 'An Old Woman Reading, with a Boy Behind the Window' feels very much a companion piece (all but one of his works were specifically dated). What is that above the boy...could it be... the white collar of a much taller figure..?!

One of my favourite paintings, 'A Seated Woman Looking at a Child Through a Window', a ghostly 17th century work by the enigmatic Jacobus Vrel. Next to nothing is known about the artist, did he even exist? More than enough room for a Schalcken the Painter style BBC Ghost Story, I would've thought..!

Recently, a boat capsized near Alcatraz w 20 people on board & no one was wearing a life jacket. Two fishermen saw the smoke, pulled up their lines, and sailed over, saving 8 or 9 lives. One of the heroes is homeless & fishes to make money to survive. Here’s his GFM www.gofundme.com/f/help-mike-...

I've got a question for ya What's heavier? A kilogramme of Souls of the deceased Or a kilogramme of feathers?

In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.

Proper 'ard working class use their legs or a bike

Cars are the transport of the gentry

cats are the transport of the gentry

The amount of dogshit AI educational shovelware that has sprung is a very, very good indication of the amount of respect and understanding society has for teachers and pedagogy

I sent this to M and he texted back “He looks like Dracula lol”

just sharing this as I know there is a strong contingent of my oomfs who will rightfully find this the hottest thing they've ever seen

The bairn is working her way through the Harry Potter movies and it really is a Who’s Who of once alive but now dead British actors. This generation’s Dad’s Army, in that sense.

Librarian Girl Talks Dirty While Having Sopping Wet Raw Cowgirl Sex, Starring Yuu Kawakami

it’s almost too on the nose that he’s telling disabled people to shut up to an illustration of an empty disabled chair

Doing the Akira Slide on my Sinclair C5.

Remember potato croquettes?

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I was thinking about watches for the blind earlier and it occurred to me that I could absolutely make a haptic clock. Some smartwatches even have more than one little motor, so it could get real creative. Also, these are cool

Like one major quisling who expresses opinions not heard from a single other Black person I have ever met is currently Conservative party leader

I am taking this as a win, on a day of many little Ls. JKR flexed her wealth to help this woman try and take down an arts festival in Belfast because it wants to ensure its inclusion officer is inclusive. It failed. This woman wont get her Sandie Peggie moment. Or a big cheque. Grift denied.

BBC burying the lede here until paragraph 3 - JKR bankrolled this and LOST. I repeat - JKR bankrolled this lawfare against the Belfast Film Festival and... LOST. It can be done! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

All communities have quislings. But the amount of wall to wall airtime they get in this country is astonishing