It’s genuinely amazing and really good fun to see how worked up Gen X and Boomer centrists get when you describe the BBC as ‘state media’ in front of them.

Wes Streeting keeps a special Pringles tube in his briefcase which he uses for shitting in, for filling away later

Purely aesthetically, Gavin newsom is hilarious because he's doing that thing in comics where they physically embody their evil in their lewk but it's started before he's even at the top role. Jokerfying his face and hair more and more every time I see him lol

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

Herman Munster would be turning in his grave if he could see his grandson is a cop

how it feels to plot and scheme

Do I know anyone on here with a proper Scottish accent, ideally a femme voice from Glasgow. I have a few lines in a play that I’m currently butchering and could really use a voice note 🙏

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This is my trendy face, thousands are going in and saying “Gimmie the Gordo!”

Exceptional timing for Keir Starmer to go to Greater Manchester hoping to salvage Labour’s campaign in Gorton and Denton only for Mandelson to be arrested on the same day. Oh look: all the people that said Labour can’t be trusted and Keir Starmer is a buffoon are correct

New painting for sale, segmented grapefruit Oil on roughly A2 paper, £200 Comment if interested!

WHOO REMEMBERS LITTLE PTERODACTYLS AS RECORD PLAYERS 🤬

Harrowing to think that Fred Flintstone died thousands and thousands of years before his TV show aired

THE PRISONER: Whatcha thinkin' about, Columbo? COLUMBO: Oh, just whether we'll ever get out of this Village THE PRISONER: I expect we won't, will we COULMB9: Probably not THE PRNSNIWR: Our names aren't spelling right anymore COEIUMN92O: Is that right? My wife, she's— wait ... ɘᎸiw ʏm ꙅi ɘɿɘʜw

We need to deny anyone that level of power forever, no more rich

*Additional charges!* bc lets not forget the main message of epstein revelations is the web of financial corruption and interconnection of ALL elites that allows them the power and immunity to enact the horrific sex crimes they are guilty of.

i fucking love asset reuse. i wish all 3D zelda games came with a direct sequel where every character is just a character from the previous game that came back wrong.

Worth noticing that those men haven't been charged with the crimes they ought to have been. Crimes against HMRC and HRH and they'll move, set up a rape pedo blackmail ring and literally nothing.

idea for a youtube series called Derren Brown Exposed where every video starts with a couple of minutes explaining the background and context of one of his stunts followed by "yeah he just fucking lied" and 18 minutes of patreon credits

I've just deepfried the original image, please put it through the sharpener

Do you have any idea how far I had to scroll?

It's bloody cold. Best get naked!

[8 bit synthesised but still quite adenoidal voice] I am Keith, your forensic pal!

I could almost forgive this guy for thinking the USA were the good guys in the 80s if he was between the ages of 3 and 13 during that decade. but he was 25 in 1980 lmao

have any of them explained what exactly is the moral panic at play or are we supposed to just read between the lines that they don't see any of us as human

Their employees are still hard at work trying to dig them out.

The answer is in the Epstein files themselves, which show the big antiwoke backlash against Me Too was fired up by him, his billionaire pals and academic associates, and then seized on by a zillion asshat columnists. “Whoops, turns out many of these guys really should be in jail” is quite the pivot.

He's saying that Andrew should face the 'justice' of the establishment that protected him all this time, rather than the justice of the peasants whose livelihoods have been drained to pamper him. This nonce deserves real justice and no mercy.

Sneaking the Labour Together story in just before the Peter Mandelson story to try and minimise the backlash from the eventual humiliating by-election story.

Moms For Liberty named RJ May the South Carolina Legislator of the Year for 2023 for his efforts to protect children from the evils of the LGBTQ community. He was just sentenced to 17.5 years in federal prison followed by 30 years of supervised probation for distributing child pornography.

I've been through the desert on a

No you were also the bad fascist world ending warmongering narcissist psychopaths then pal, hope this helps. The whole world fucking hates you and has always hated you! What did you do to indigenous americans, slavery, jim crow, seggregation, Philippines, the koreans? The list is literally endless

i think the peak of america was when you beat ivan drago and all of russia acknowledged that your way was better than super athletes cooked up by evil boffins. obviously the dang cheeto ruined it all but back then wow you were great 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍👍👍

these update so quickly now

Dear traveller, were you tempted by the strangely unsettling mini-Stay Puft men at the side of the road? This 1986 advert for LITTLE CHEF must have put the willies up travelling businessmen nationwide.

It's not illegal to enter the UK. This is gibbereish.

Tomodachi Life (3DS, 2013)

I do hope not only that Mandleson gets taken down, but takes it all down with him. I don't think that'll be allowed in any way though.

"I'M A MAN ON THE EDGE. ANY CLOSER AND HE GETS IT! I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT!"

Théophile Steinlen, 1894. #illustration #1890s #saytr #ThéophileSteinlen

Mandelson arrested

The horror of the local charity shop window continues