2023: leftists calling me"keith slugmer" is a hate crime 2026: because of freedom of speech, it is imperative i stay on the nazi kiddy porn app

The Hierophant: cunt

Get me the fucking guillotine

The Empress: cunt

The High Priestess: sound

The Magician: cunt

The Onion could never

There's a straight line between murder of Renee Nicole Good by Trump's ICE officers and Stephen Miller repeatedly telling ICE agents they are above the law. Here's Miller on Fox News in October telling ICE agents they have federal immunity to do whatever they want. This was a greenlight to murder

Stuff like smart home tech was perfected 20 years ago and has gotten no better at all, they've just made it worse and added fees and subscriptions.

This explains why he never wears a wedding ring.

the best thing about Billy Binion is that if you showed me his picture and said "guess this man's name" I would instantly say "billy binion"

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your spectrum home computer had more intelligent chat in the 80s

James Austin never saw a right wing idea that he couldn't rationalise if a left wing person pointed out it's bad

HMRC: You must submit your tax return and pay your bill on time or there will be PENALTIES Also HMRC: We're more than a year behind doing stuff we're supposed to be doing (In case you hadn't noticed underneath the green box, they are currently processing requests received on 28 March 2025)

Like it's a joke about wanking why are you acting like it's a profound statement about the nature of being human?

I like it when you see a video of someone amateur performing Shakespeare with absolute gravity and solemnity but when you listen to the words you realise it's a joke about anal or something

once again, if you can commit a crime but avoid prison because you settle with the authorities - you've just invented a tax to let people commit crimes.

Lammy doesn't get nearly enough ire directed at him for the romantic lil' meet up with JD Vance gushing about the "values they share". Starmer publicly mourned a neo Nazi and told the world he "shared" Trump's "family values". We're not stupid Kaz.

Unarmed like when the UK state were killing people in Northern Ireland or unarmed like when they executed a Brazilian lad on the London underground?

p.s.

The Brits have no idea how much like us they are.

The malignancy and permanence of the British Establishment mean that you can literally commit war crimes or be the best mate of the world's most notorious sex offender, and everyone will be forced to hear your voice forever, without solicitation and against their will.

Going through the Major Arcana and deciding whether they're sound or a cunt. This is an entirely original cultural property which nobody has ever done before. Also most of these will be tagged bc of line drawing boobs and willies First up: The Fool: sound.

Once again would like to point out there already exists an ICE in Britain, also called ICE, who raid homes and businesses on the reg to detain people ahead of removing them and who have been delivering Yvette Cooper’s “surge” in deportations since Labour came to power.

Had the meeting with the drag people, well they're actually the people behind the local LGBTQ+ group for my borough. Going to an in person meeting next month!

Come round all and let em inform you all my internet connection still hasn't been fixed a whole month later

Labour councillor thinks that the murder of a woman - with plans that political parties in the UK are specifically looking to emulate - shouldn't be political. Labour have no intention in every challenging the far right - which is why they'll be next to follow unless we stand up to them.

The same people spent the last decade justifying Black folks being choked to death on camera… they’ve been practicing

Your honour, my client has simply gotten so good at stabbing people that murder laws do not apply.

Anyone who has read Copaganda knows that we are in the crucial early moments of virality after an extra-judicial police murder. It's extremely important for ICE that the media plays along with the idea that what happened is contested and there are multiple perspectives.

By my estimations, we’re currently at this crucial tipping-point in the lifecycle of the guardian column writer.

I am pretty sure I am your age but its now screenshotted on BlueSky so you're welcome

The entire right wing is now just a bunch of fail children who are venting their own grievances at immigrants and increasingly at non-white UK citizens. Your occasional reminder the only job Fred de Fossard has held outside politics is a comms company he runs with his mother.

Incredible that the right wing line on restrictions on driving for young people is now "we need to reduce restrictions on young people and make life more miserable for immigrants in the process"

Boosting britain's prosperity by encouraging drink driving

Oh no. OH NO. I've fucked someone on Traitors.

oldhead advice from an oldhead. every couple years, newcomers to the movement think "THIS is finally it, the moment when the dam breaks and the whole system is overthrown" and when it doesn't happen they lose patience and get disillusioned and drop out of movement work gotta build for long term

Not everything has to be a “new kind of x”. Sometimes it is just the thing that happened before

One way of looking at this is: American governments have for decades been a problem the rest of the world has had to manage, mitigate and work around. Trump II makes it look a lot like American governments are now a problem many countries will decide they have to quarantine, and possibly *resolve*.

We're back once again to the question of if AI features are as incredible as these companies claim why are they having to force people to use them?

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"Yeah, lads, just drop this at midnight while WW3 is unfolding, and with any luck, Minneapolis will be on fire, or Greenland will have been invaded by the morning, and no one will ever know about the story about why our police force is infested with rapists."

Worth remembering:

Rik Mayall’s performance as Peeves in Harry Potter was sadly cut from the film, but did you know his voice recordings for Peeves were used in the first Harry Potter game on Playstation? I never knew this.

It’s actually so good that the US is no longer even pretending to care about human life and are now just saying people deserve to die if they make one of their large treat boys upset