the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women

We're not plumbers, we're police officers.

[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

more specifically than this: people were largely indifferent when celtic was winning at the expense of rangers who are even more objectionable, but when an actual opportunity came to break the duopoly came the entitlement shone through like a nuclear blast

cal ripken jr. gave my undergraduate commencement speech, which was predominantly a monologue about how getting hit in the head with a fastball helped teach him to be less of a piece of shit

newcastle-west ham game has devolved into something very silly and fun

every time some guy squeals about "declining birthrates" as a "crisis for humanity," remember that one of the biggest contributing factors is the decline in teenage pregnancies caused by adult men. that's what they're whining about and that's what they want to bring back.

if Burnham can't win a Labour held constituency without asking two parties who ran in that seat in 2024 to step aside then he simply isn't going to win a by-election under any condition

“A thrilling title race will increase the profile of Scottish football across the world!”

it's falls in teen pregnancy. if you think this is a bad thing then you need to explain to me why you think it's a good thing for children to have children.

The he hasn't fallen on his sword already is genuinely outrageous. Not every parliamentary democracy has a "you lose extremely hard, you resign the leadership" culture, but the UK absolutely does by this point, so Sarwar clinging on just looks sad, desperate, and in denial of reality

The "Anas Sarwar saved Scottish Labour in 2021" mythos is absolutely wild because it's rooted in an unprovable alternative claim: that Richard Leonard would have done significantly worse than the "not meaningfully better than Richard Leonard was doing when he sacked" Anas Sarwar result

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

but i want a cup of coffee, Robocop (1987)

"knowing their place" having 7 times the budget of any other team and reliable european money for 2 decades and staffing it up the wall lol, sure the other teams just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps or get on their bike

Me, after the 1832 Reform Act:

A very useful map this one, serving as it does as a stand-in metric for working out which parts of the UK have the weakest patter. And to no-one's surprise at all, it's the South outside London

I think we can agree the EBU really succeeded in not politicising it

class that apparently now every year in eurovision is people trying to rig it for israel so they keep coming in second because loads of other people are boycotting it

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Frankly, pick your context

Mister Sandman (YES?) Don’t text that teen

celtic fans knew hardship for about 3 weeks this year and almost firebombed celtic park and were insufferable about how badly run they were and now they might win a double and somehow they will be even more insufferable about it

Burnham... i am willing to hear your sales pitch

very funny

how celtic fans see themselves versus how they actually act

Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”

if you can end a match 5 minutes early by invading the pitch then the game isn't safe for players any more and the fans and club responsible should be severely punished. but it is almost 100% certain the SFA won't do owt about it

The notion celtic fans are sounder than any other fanbase really does break as soon as you've to spend any in Scotland

Not now, Altmer.

can't wait to see the SFA's excuse for not doing this

Lads is it socialist to punch football players

celtic fans assaulting hearts players before the final whistle had even gone in a highly contested title race where the sfa gave celtic a home closer against the title rivals and several points cost by dodgy VAR decisions. you don't even have to be alex jones to think "man that's rough"

I think the only way to stamp out this behaviour is a 3 point deduction. 2 even

the SFA fixtures schedulers rub their hands together, job done

points deduction for the pitch invasion #thefootball

boring, and the most boring fans in the country are elated

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Congratulations to quintessential establishment team Celtic. A true British institution.

That goal highlights everything wrong with the offside rule. Maida is in an offside position which is why he gets away from his marker. But he’s not interfering only one second later he scores.

Watching Celtic here feels a lot like watching mid-2000s United at Old Trafford. You just *feel* like the goal is coming. Would be wonderful if Hearts can hold the line but...

going to be about 15 minutes of extra time here