in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference

Help! Guards! I have a trespasser!

it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero

These "don't cut off your family" articles are giving huge "I was cut off from my family for being a huge pos" vibes

S Tier funny movie sound

Fallout (1997)

Watching a video on YouTube about the potential revival of the Arkham game series and the narrator casually drops that the Suicide Squad game apparently lost WB around $200 million. Goddamn.

some absolute dynamite in here

Gather round children and I shall tell you the legend of Marie Kondo

my mum just casually dropped that a relative was ushered out of the british army for being caught in flagrente delicto with a sikh officer and died in mysterious circumstances going up everest with hillary

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

Using souls combat logic to survive festive periods with family

getting stunlocked by the festive spirit

props to this christmas lad I’ve just spotted on @flightradar24.com

while filming the two towers, tiny tim kicked a helmet so hard he broke his toes and died

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

merry chrimbus legends, love to all my valued moots and even those i don't follow but think are nice

Have you ever known a regional employment tribunal outside of the City get such massive coverage on the BBC

in pub and a dog is barking and being a bit wound up, a couple of seconds of grumbling, then a lad in a thick perth accent goes "so is he mental then?"

the muppet christmas carol demarcation between 'animals for talking' and 'animals for eating' is very troubling

this stupid menu does absolutely fuck all. useless.

The "Kubrick stare" ruined staring at your friends and family like this

one of the funniest things that happened in 2025 was that, because advertisements now algorithmically use viral songs and whichever one happens to be most popular, i saw an ad in february for a back straightener which was accompanied by kendrick rapping "certified loverboy, certified paedophile"

we most heartily thank thee for that thou dost feed us

Not only continues do it but also upgraded to a better game to do it in

Lots of chat about Labour being on course to lose in Wales for the first time in over a century. But here's something: this constituency vote share (16.6%) would be their worst vote share in a national election in Scotland since *1910*.

Christmas Eve is a sacred day where so many people are gonna spend one last time with their partner before getting a present tomorrow that finally has them terminally rethinking their relationship over the new year period.

this is one of my favourite ever comedy bits

part of this of course is that a great deal of the voters labour actually have left are vindictive and nasty in the first place

My father-in-law is watching a YouTube channel where a guy looks for and sometimes finds old silver dimes; his catchphrase is "it's dime time." As far as I'm concerned my father-in-law is the only person using YouTube properly.

zohran: good morning rama my wife rama: hello mamdani

Releasing the Epstein files like they're a horrific advent calendar was definitely a choice.

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

The BBC and Herald are both linking arms in a journalistic hit on the judge of the Sandie Peggie case in which both struggle to pretend that alterations to the judgement which include changing a capital letter to a lower case letter should be considered an issue of major judicial malpractice.

lol lmao this government will stop at nothing to fold for people who are never going to vote for them

Oh, Potter-san thought he could strong arm me, eh? Well let's see how much hired muscle that old robber baron can afford. Bring it, tough guy!

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

We are ruled by a cabal of perverts who communicate with each other via unencrypted emails, where the subject line is often stuff like, "the kids escaped from the van again"

we have erred and strayed from thy ways like lost sheep

Self driving cars will eventually be much less safe than human drivers, because the profit motive will operate to make it so.

the present is bleak isn't it?

GOATed film experience, just one of the best films ever made

I think the people who make a technology that makes nudes of children should be put in jail. this should not be in any way controversial

it's just so rich and full, a thuddddd for even the most jaded veteran of hearing something collide with another thing