lol she got his ass and he knows it

average ICE officer handling their gun in public

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

"i'll take things Joe Biden never said for $400"

“Counterterrorism funding cannot be a political issue,” crazy thing to say

Getting my headlines from a “parody account” following 30K with 30.1K followers

he does not know what day it is

deference to youth (gen Xers)

fwb? you mean a frond with blades

lol Erika Kirk on stage with Sean Hannity, I guess she does know how to hug normally

Huge fan of the games but absolutely no interest in this because “Star Trek but they constantly shoot people” is probably the future of Star Trek itself

Why didn’t the guy in Memento just use a diary

Funniest outcome is that we basically see what he just did repeated: loses the primary to a bright young progressive, loses the general under a sore-loser banner

goodness me trossard whit a hit

Making Trump own a 20% increase in cancelled flights ahead of Thanksgiving is the kind of thing Democrats could really achieve by holding their ground, something tangible that will stick in people's minds for years

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Make no mistake, this excavation wouldn’t be happening if Catherine Corless hadn’t stuck her neck out and defied people telling her to leave it alone. But the scale of this is unimaginable. It’s not just M&B homes, it’s laundries, it’s industrial schools, it’s giant psych hospitals.

again I ask, what is the upside of this technology

an arsenal-united title race? we are so back

All these Labour bed wetters who moan about not getting enough positive air time or decrying the greens etc lack so much self awareness, maybe you’re just shit and no one likes you, idk

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

Remember when a toy would be unintentionally designed dangerously, it take out a kid’s eye or suffocate them, there was a media/public uproar and then they would take the toy off the market?

the green goblin's greatest weakness: captions

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

People running successful viable companies don't typically talk like this.

Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information" They want people to assume this means game info or assets. But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to: 'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"

I just think it should be embarrassing to be rich

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Yeah. British houses do not appear to have been built with any particular climate in mind.

Being well-liked and charismatic and having policy positions the majority of the electorate agree with might work in New York City but that doesn't mean it will work in places where every day is opposite day

Hey wait a minute these roads lead all kinds of places

In Poland we defunded the illegally-constituted Constitutional Tribunal, literally setting its budget to zero. Food for thought.

I wouldn't recommend doing that

lmao

the first jobs to be automated are apparently the ones at the racism factory

he is not guilty

your honor, it was a bit

hell yeah

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

ordering for ur pal who has been cut off at the bar:

We must ensure that no-one at the TBI learns of Attack on Titan.

Have never been so excited to step on a train as I was when this one pulled into Reading earlier

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night