Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country https://theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not-alive-to-see-what-trump-doing-to-country/

LinkedIn is funny because you’ll go on there and see executives celebrating the AI commercials while on every social media, people are talking about how much they all sucked

Morgan McSweeney really the Callum Davidson of politics

good morning to mike macdonald specifically

right so in order to galvanise everyone around Keir, we need someone naive enough that we can convince them the dam is about to break and opportunistic enough that they'll be desperate to be the first to call for his resignation but where could we possibly find someone that gormless and unprincipled

Anas Sarwar has lost the mandate of Heaven

Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR

Stratospheric levels of incompetence from Sarwar. All he's done is telegraph to the UK press that 1) He thinks Starmer is a liability 2) He too has a Mandelson problem (and similar problem in the MSP group!)

problem with sarwar's attempted machinations is that you can't get away with it when you very publicly backed mandelson yourself, it was commented on at the time, then chose this moment to make your move. he is the least authentic and trustworthy party leader in a country where Offord is a leader

voters love it when the guy who is in his position because the last guy got knifed in the back, knifes the guy in the back who helped put him there very publicly too late for it to be politically expedient

I do think that the Anas Sarwar press conference was just too nakedly cynical to be effective, frankly.

The thing about Anas Sarwar is that he's been very high profile in Scottish politics for about 14 years and the electorate just doesn't like him that much.

they’re calling it the most immediately effective political poster of all time

"Kier Starmer must resign over a decision I supported and celebrated" is the purest distillation of Anas Sarwar, an absolute worm of a man

If Anas Sarwar and the Scottish Labour party have an issue with being bound to a UK wide political union, I have a solution for them but I don't think they'll like it.

This is fun, but it has BBC Newsnight, LBC, Rory Stewart, Emily Maitliss and Ian Dunt under "British Progressive Voices". So now I'm wondering if those Brazillian furries are even furries.

What's that you say, Anas? That you tweeted this last year in 2025 about your 'old friend' Peter Mandelson and now you think Starmer should resign but you should keep your job?

The thing about Wes being a "skilled media performer" makes a lot more sense when you realise they mean performing *for* the media, not *in* the media

Mood

devastated to announce that you can no longer do what ever you can imagine on zombocom

Drew Lock, Super Bowl champion.

i cannot believe we won the superbowl beating the 49ers and rams on the way and beating the patriots in the 49ers stadium. it does not get any better than this

What is with Elon Musk from the future in the back there

This season, the Seattle Seahawks gave up more points to Philip Rivers than they did to their Super Bowl opponent

11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

Seahawks beat two (legit) division rivals they split with during the regular season and then exorcised the demons of their last SB appearance. This has gotta be the most satisfying playoff run for a team in terms of individual stakes for each game

i mean, probably deserved it, but would have been funnier if it was Myers

The Patriots paid with blood for those Brady years, sacrificing their 1985 team to Da Bears and the 2025 team to this Seahawks defence

SAM DARNOLD SUPER BOWL CHAMPION

It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

SAM DARNOLD SUPERBOWL CHAMPION

29-13 is such a fuckhead random ass score lmaoooo Perfectly describes the Seahawks season

💅💅💅

voted twice for jason myers MVP

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

YES YES YES YES YES

Give Myers MVP you cowards

kenneth walker mvp, not even close

drake maye making the "sonic losing rings" sound on that play

seattle defence is good

Look, I don’t agree. But I also don’t disagree

Second Super Bowl in a row with a Drake getting humiliated

this is your MVP candidate?

de-aging actors to make jurassic park fun and safe.... man that's on the nose

How did we get the NFL in the national divorce?