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If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
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guys, we're kinda getting out of control with the podcasts
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soul nate
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[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby
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🎵in the middle of the night🎵 🎵i tell mom that i frowed up🎵
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Hulu would find more success if it rebranded as the Bob Burgers App
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it was a hit!
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3 days ago
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pulling up the the christmas party with a pre-loaded bit
3 days ago
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Mike Scollins
4 days ago
This is a very generous depiction of what Kermit and Piggy's kids would actually look like.
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Ken Jennings
5 days ago
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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WTF!? i sold my penis for barely $30,000 this is actually bullshit
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coffee culture is so negative CappucciNO AmericaNO MarocchiNO start your day off with some positivity, like a JambalaYA
6 days ago
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Scrooge: Go get the goose in the window, the one as big as you! Tiny Tim: Fuck off old man, you ruined my dad's life and now you want his paraplegic son to run your errands? Get bent, grandpa
6 days ago
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the average person swallows around eight Santas in their sleep every year
7 days ago
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AI took my job so i'm gonna fuck it's wife!
7 days ago
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before you buy anything online this holiday season make sure to text your friends that listen to podcasts and ask if they have a promo code for check-out
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The Onion
11 days ago
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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cigarettes taste way better when you dip them in ranch
12 days ago
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cigarettes taste way better when you dip them in ranch
12 days ago
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you dilly, yes, but it's the dally you lack
13 days ago
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ceej
14 days ago
Today we are unleashing Skynet, from the famous science fiction movie "Don't Create The Skynet"
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Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
15 days ago
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Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
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if i were trapped as an anthropomorphic kitchen utensil in a cursed castle learning a big show-stopping broadway number doesn’t sound like the worst way to pass the time
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Paul F. Tompkins
18 days ago
I have to say: football posts suck. Not funny. Just always exasperated. Hate when I get tricked into reading one. Makes me glad I don’t watch football because no one can even complain about it in a funny way. In conclusion: PEE YEW
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iPhone: Allow Location Services? me: only once narrator: it was, in fact, the 487th time
18 days ago
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BREAKING!
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18 days ago
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me lore
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18 days ago
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Bobs Burgers is better than The Simpsons
19 days ago
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Hard Drive
21 days ago
Health Concerns Grow After Professor Oak Forgets Grandson’s Name Again
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PALLET TOWN — Professor Oak was seen visibly confused over the weekend after once again forgetting his own grandson’s name while handing... Get the full story
https://hard-drive.net/health-concerns-grow-after-professor-oak-forgets-grandsons-name-again/
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ALL OF THEM?!?
22 days ago
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sam worhitngton has starred in two of the highest grossing movies of all time and nobody knows who he is
22 days ago
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fog is just clouds that got lost
22 days ago
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26 days ago
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Empire is the best Star Wars because halfway through a fucking Muppet shows up
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so apparently i “ruined” thanksgiving because the baja blast pie from taco bell i brought put grandma into a “diabetic coma”
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that should cover it
27 days ago
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will this finally be the season of stranger things where mike finds out his dad is beetlejuice
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Paul F. Tompkins
27 days ago
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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really could've been an email of duty, even a text of duty
about 1 month ago
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Hard Drive
about 1 month ago
Americans Now Required to Watch 60 Second Ad for SNAP Benefits
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Americans Now Required to Watch 60 Second Ad for SNAP Benefits - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — With SNAP benefits returning amid the end of the government shutdown, President Trump and Clash of Clans have partnered to... Read more nonsense
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why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
about 2 months ago
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[date] me: what do you do? her: i'm an exterminator me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
about 1 month ago
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the impact this guy thinks he has is hysterical
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about 1 month ago
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the 'salt' in Salt and Vinegar chips is a bit redundant, no?
about 1 month ago
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subway just offered me unlimited PTO (pickles, tomatoes, onions)
about 1 month ago
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the top 5 crisis gotta be- 1. existential 2. mid-life 3. cuban missile 4. 2008 financial 5. dino
about 1 month ago
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What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: A beach makes you old a lady is in the water someone knocks on a cabin what if there was a village? and when the senses reach six
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about 1 month ago
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wait, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 Bill Clinton??
about 1 month ago
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