Mr. Beast has said that his new Riyadh located theme park,“Beast Land”, not only has the world’s largest prize wall, but is the first of its kind to utilize slave labor fueled by Feastables and Lunchly for its construction.

Look, he's been really busy helping out some other promising industry upstarts. The "Future Class" program was absolutely NOT a cynical and performative gesture that was abandoned as quickly as Geoff got his flowers for announcing it. hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

"Well, Bloomberg won't return my calls anymore, so I can't afford the $10,000 buy-in, but I got this unused 'Mayor Cuomo' nameplate."

Andrew Cuomo Gets Penis Stuck in Ballot Box thehardtimes.net/breaking/and...

Trying to find a copy of John Carpenter’s Escape from New York. Amazon, Target, and Night Owl Video were all out. Can anyone help? I’m desperate.

“Molag Bal was practicing enslavement the right way” by Ezra Klein

Hard Drive was saddened to her about the passing of Molag Bal. We may not have always agreed with his methods, but he worked to enslave all of humanity and harvest their souls with the grace and poise the position demanded. Our thoughts go out to all his Daedric brethren in this difficult time.

Racist uncles all over America will excitedly unwrap this on Christmas morning.

Bowser has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New Donk City.

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

skyler singing old mcdonald had a farm is such an iconic scene. all of the skyler haters ignore this.

finally baseball fans understand what it’s like to play a Persona game

They’re putting Halo on any old piece of shit these days.

Phil Spencer is Gamer Judas.

"When I was your age I bought my first house for $17,000 dollars because I wasn't wasting my money buying myself a muffin every once in a while. Now get off your ass and get a 3rd job you lazy bum" - every old person

We got involved in an NFT Ponzi scheme that ended badly. But the site should be back up soon along with new articles.

Ball X Pit should be illegal and the people who made it should be in prison for creating such an addictive product.

@katmabu.bsky.social and I will be on a mission from God when we discuss the 1980 classic The Blues Brothers on the @culturedumpster.com podcast in a little over a week. Turns out, it’s always been cool to hate Illinois Nazis.

Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/o...

It’s probably fine that the first suggested search for “Who is” on grokipedia is “Who is a Jew?”

Elon Musk understands Lord of The Rings exactly as well as he understands comedy.

Birdo’s Doctor Tells Her That Is Absolutely Not the Hole Her Eggs Should Be Coming From

Bethesda Remasters Elder Scrolls VI Announcement Trailer for Original Trailer’s Seven Year Anniversary

Hyrule Shop Whose One Sole Purpose Is Making and Selling Bombs Currently Out of Bombs

AI Prompt Writer Struggling with Suicide Note hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Sam Altman has said any workers who are displaced by OpenAI will be given free transportation to the nearest culling facility where they will be summarily slaughtered and converted into a nutritious paste meant to be consumed by busy tech executives who don’t have time for regular meals.

For Sale: Spartan Armor, Lightly Worn. Selling to Help Save Multi-Trillion Dollar Company

Counter-Strike 2 Player Has Déjà Vu After Using Same Slurs as Yesterday

Visibly Aroused Phil Spencer Sits in Corner Watching Xbox Game Played on PS5 hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Opinion: Kong Country Will Never Move Past Its Floating Barrel-Based Transit System if We Don’t Invest in Infrastructure

Donald Trump Reverses All Tariffs After Playing Age of Empires IV on Xbox Game Pass

Scientists Warn Earth Could Fall Below 50% On Tomatometer Within a Year hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

RUMOR: New ICE Recruits Given Copy of “Papers, Please” in Lieu of Proper Training

VR wasn’t worth having to live in a world where Palmer Luckey can share his opinions and have anyone take them seriously.

Guy at Barcade Pretty Sure Ms. Pac-Man Wants to Fuck Him

Nathan Fielder Builds Shadow Moses Island

Opinion: This 'Cozy Farming Village' Might Just Be a Swingers' Retreat

Opinion: It’s Actually Kind of Ridiculous That Raccoon City Police Would Bother to Cite Me for Public Masturbation

Ranking Every Plant from Plants vs. Zombies Based on How Likely They Are to Survive in My Wife’s Garden

Bowser Now Stealing 33% More Stars and Coins From American Mario Party Players hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

‘Alas, This Brings to Me No Comfort,’ Sighs Kirby After Winning 4,352nd Eating Contest in a Row

Nintendo Reveals That Kirby Is Angry in American Releases Due to Cost of Insulin

Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldier’s Family

Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears After Great Owl Asks “Did You Get All That?” hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

The graphics on this Rampage 2: Universal Tour remake are insane.

Children Skeptical of Friend’s Claim that Uncle Works for Nintendo and Is Kirby

Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun

A Kirby Main's Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like

Rule 34 Image Grossly Underestimating Kirby’s Fellatory Capabilities

Pizza Hut From Ninja Turtles II Arcade Now a Chase Bank