EarthGov will be holding a memorial for Kendra Daniels this week. She was a true patriot and a devoted Unitologist who simply wanted to engage in open dialogue with those who refused to be touched by the Marker. And she was taken from this world far too soon by the woke radical leftist Isaac Clarke

Go download the demo for Lady Dracula!(As seen on the Woke and Gay charity stream)I interviewed @gothdonutgames.bsky.social this week for a piece I’m writing [email protected] about her incredibly cool looking game. store.steampowered.com/app/4044270/...

Game Night: Punch Every Bug You See in ‘Star Fire: Eternal Cycle’ (Minus World Article) hard-drive.net/news-games/g...

Nintendo Patents Pressing Button to Jump hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Nintendo Patents Pressing Button to Jump hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

It's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now! This week we're taking a look at one of the most unhinged movies ever made. We're talking CLIFFORD. Not the big red dog movie, the Martin Short as a 10 year old child movie Listen: linktr.ee/standnwatch

The Kingdom of Florin will be holding an hour-long tribute to the late Count Rugen in the timeslot originally taken up by Inigo Montoya

GOOD NEWS FOR AMERICA: The ratings challenged Murray Franklin is CANCELLED. Congratulations to JOKER for having the courage to finally do what MUST BE DONE. Murray had ZERO talent and worse ratings than even FAKE NEWS Loser Lois Lane. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President Lex Luthor

Silksong Patch Only Nerfs Bosses You Already Beat hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

My favorite part of TAKEN is that Bryan Mills saves his daughter from human trafficking just to feed her to the music industry.

Republicans would never last in a MW2 lobby

House Democrats Draft Incredibly Powerful Social Media Post hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Republicans are playing on the easiest difficulty and then shitting themselves with outrage when they hear some dialogue that hurts their delicate feelings.

When Fallon is the only Jimmy left on TV, you know that evil has won

Josh finally finished act 1 of Clair Obscur and Nick hates Astro's Playroom. There's also more Robocop Book Club this week! www.smashinggametime.com/podcast-1/18...

Republicans would never last in a MW2 lobby

Following the evil act of political violence in the galaxy this week and two brutal assaults on our Stormtrooper law enforcement last week, we are once again calling on the media and the rebellion to stop the hateful rhetoric directed at Emperor Palpatine, those who support him, and our brave Sith

Jin Sakai Pleads with Samurai to find Common Ground with Mongols hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Jin Sakai Pleads with Samurai to find Common Ground with Mongols hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

FBI Director Kash Patel now defends Thanos and says there's no evidence Thanos erased half of the universe from existence: "There is no credible evidence in the ‘Thanos Files’ that Thanos snapped his fingers to erase half of the life in the universe."

Tragic: Obvious Wall Jump Spot Long Forgotten Before Wall Jump Unlocked hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

REPORT: The Haddonfield Police Department has confirmed that any residents who speak ill of Michael Myers on social media will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Anyone who mocks or otherwise doesn’t properly mourn the death of our beloved Dark Lord Sauron will find themselves taken into orc custody and brought to Barad-dûr for questioning. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

If you haven't listened to our latest episode yet then you're missing out on maybe the most "Dad movie" Dad movie that ever Dad movie'd podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...

Mark Zuckerberg claims anyone who doesn’t buy his smart glasses will look just as foolish as metaverse doubters who didn’t stick around for legs.

SCOOP: Randy Pitchford Offers Gift Certificate to Medieval Times Along With Contents of “Mystery Flash Drive” to Anyone Who Can Optimize Borderlands 4 Better Than he Can

We still do computer jokes, see? hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

Elon we know the real reason you hate trans people is because they’re all better at video games than you.

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

(Jerry Lewis voice): GROYPERS

B.J. Blazkowicz is a terrorist who would sooner turn all Nazis into a fine mist than have an open and honest dialogue. That’s why the left is losing.

Mecha Hitler said a few unsavory things about Jews, women, minorities, and called for the subjugation of anyone who wasn’t a straight white Christian man, but it’s important to remember he argued with civility.

Can't wait for the main event of Wrestlemania to be a handicap match between 1 journalist and 99 royal armed guards

It's Friday, so let's talk #indiegames. I'm back at @hard-drive.net with my weekly column, in which I discuss the recent EA release STICK IT TO THE STICKMAN. It's actually fairly popular already, so I screwed up that part of my column's mission statement again. Read this anyway.

It's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now! Tommy Lee Jones might not care that Harrison Ford didn't kill his wife but we sure do as we're talking THE FUGITIVE You probably already know if this is a Dad Movie but listen anyway linktr.ee/standnwatch

Game Night: Throw All the Interns Out the Closest Window in ‘Stick It to the Stickman’ (Minus World Article) hard-drive.net/news-games/g...

Mega Man Ruthlessly Beats the Shit Out of Ice Man hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

David Zaslav is right, TV has become a terrible consumer experience. For example, consumers are forced to experience many things that David Zaslav thinks are good ideas

society if Coyote vs ACME came out when it was supposed to

David Zaslav complaining about the TV consumer experience being terrible is like a tumor complaining that its host has died www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

my magnum opus

It's come to our attention that this was a very insensitive comparison to make so we'd like to take this time to apologize to Sheev Palpatine, his family, the Sith, the Galactic Empire and any Star Wars fans we may have offended. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Ending Explained by A Redditor Who Hasn’t Seen the Sun in Three Months hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Galaxy Mourns Sheev Palpatine - The Naboo Times

oh my god he admit it

Emperor Palpatine was a human being with a family, and it would be rude to celebrate his demise. Shame on the rebellion.

New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...