My fucking hero

If you ever feel useless, know that someone got paid real American dollars to stick AI-generated video summaries beneath YouTube videos.

"Xcrocs, on."

Johnny please I put $500 trillion dollars into this thing, you gotta use it for your powerpoint parties. They're gonna take my legs Johnny.

🎙️ ROLE ANNOUNCEMENT! 🎙️ #TimeSplitters Rewind is here! I voiced over TWENTY ROLES in the game, and did the writing and casting directing! I'm honoured to have worked on such an amazing project with this stellar team! #voiceacting #roleannouncement #indiedev #voiceactor

I heartily endorse this multimedia product

I think what everyone is forgetting is that Activison Blizzard is a small, little-known independent company that has to choose between lining the pockets of desperate shareholders, or paying off those evil artists.

I am not above bribes. If you wish for me to rig the award show, my DMs are open

AI is the ultimate forced meme: aftermath.site/ai-is-the-ulti...

"Well, Bloomberg won't return my calls anymore, so I can't afford the $10,000 buy-in, but I got this unused 'Mayor Cuomo' nameplate."

Tragic to see such a beloved satire publication publish such bullshit. Bowser would never endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor, because Bowser actually respects women.

Mamdani isn't even mayor yet and already Dick Cheney is dead

I was wondering why @jetbrains.com took effort to obscure that "Full Code Completion" plugin uses AI. Now I know. Their products will harvest your code for AI training. It sends "complete data about interactions with large language models", which means everything, if you use Full Line Completion.

i love the domino effect of trans people asking the moderation team to take harassment of trans people seriously and instead decided to perma ban a black guy who was one of the earliest users here

Had to write something up about this. This is getting ridiculous.

Parenting is hard, but I can't imagine depriving myself of the opportunity to invent stories for my kid. It isn't just to entertain them. You're sparking their creativity and imagination, a gift that will last them forever. Shame on any parent doing this, and fuck Altman.

yeah this is child abuse sorry

I'm so fucking tired.

Heads up to users of any JetBrains product. They want to harvest your code, almost certainly to train their AI models.

This whole section really.

🌟 DASHCON 3 INFO 😀 - Yes, there will be a ball pit! - The Superwholock panel has been moved from Saturday to Sunday - All attendees are forbidden from defaming the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the Saudi royal family, legal system, government, or any religion, religious figure, or religious practice

this business model should be flatly illegal taking on a bunch of debt to buy a company and then burning the company to the ground to service that debt while paying yourselves huge fees is a purely destructive practice that has never once had a positive outcome ban it completely

I’ve said it before, any judge who so comfortably and clearly shows their prejudice should immediately be barred from their jobs, but we don’t live in a world that makes sense. We live in a world where white people get to deem racism as a simple inconvenience and be the sole arbiter of its weight.

Repost to confuse Ben Shapiro.

"Well I've been thinking for thirty seconds and I'm already sick of it. Bring out the planet burner."

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Bob Iger's stock really had the ride of a lifetime.

The most painful thing about this article is that the author was probably paid for this than I've collectively earned over a decade of writing online.

If you haven't seen it, Punchy's incredible video on Tokimeki Memorial is so worth a watch: youtu.be/7B9ZxwFQ0qY

This is a greater insult to Kirk than anything I could ever come up with.

Media execs have fallen prey to a propaganda and harassment campaign that has completely divorced them from what people actually want right now. Both their insular information environments (group chats, podcasts) and ambient noise (Twitter reactionaries) have put them in a very stupid bubble.

Controversial opinion, but Zaslav is such an inspiration. Even when I think back to the stupidest decisions I've made, I know they don't come close to the monumental brainlessness this man produces with each breath.

This reads like an OpenAI press release.

Streaming has let us control what we watch and when we watch it but the fact that young people nowadays will never channel surf and find Godzilla vs Monster Zero at 1 AM is a tangible loss to the human experience.

Play it. You won't regret it.

Give Zuckerberg a break. The poor man can't even code legs correctly. How was he supposed to know there was a decade of industry experience warning him about this exact problem?

John continues to prove he's one of the best writers on the web right now.

This is why Yu-Gi-Oh is the greatest card game of all time

The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves. The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.

You just know this guy sits like L in his chair, trying to fathom the sexualities of assassins.

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family? It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week

I can't be the only one thinking some so-called "journalists" deserve to be tried at the Hague. In the wake of an assassination, a violent movement that Kirk helped create is calling for blood, and mainstream media just tried to pin the blame on trans people. You fucking monsters.

Welcome back to the fight, IGN www.ign.com/articles/ste...

But can Samus FLIRT with the bike?

Close enough. Welcome back, Mass Effect 1's Mako.

This is the greatest timeline

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we will never fire a writer for telling someone who deserved it to rest in piss