Website idea: You type in your school and the year you graduated and the website will search through all known databases and tell you who from your class has died so you know which of your enemies and petty grudges you outlived

Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump

If this year's box office has taught me anything it's that the people who want these kinds of things are out of touch and when they die so too will their empty vision, few will remember them and the ones who do will not do it fondly. People want movies made by craftsmen who take pride in their art.

Ready for Halloween

The world is run by a bunch of people like Rosie Perez in It Could Happen to You

The world is run by a bunch of people like Rosie Perez in It Could Happen to You

If this EA Saudi deal goes through, they'll have to change their slogan to "EA Challenge Nothing" *bad dum tss* Thank you, tip your waitress, try the veal

Holy Fucking Shit boxd.it/bcefNr

The more I think about it, the more I think this movie should sweep the Oscars. PTA deserves it Leo deserves it Penn deserves it Chase Infiniti deserves it Johnny Greenwood deserves it Michael Bauman deserves it Everybody involved deserves it

Kate Sánchez (@ohmymithrandir.bsky.social) is the co-owner and EIC of @butwhytho.net, which has become my go-to gaming site. She does it all: Crit, interviews, news, and everything in-between. She incorporates her experience as a Latina into her work — a perspective sorely needed in the US today.

Holy Fucking Shit boxd.it/bcefNr

Reached the point of being single where I'm getting ads for an AI app that draws a picture of my future soulmate. Like damn I'm so single even the AI would rather just draw a picture of someone than be with me

Reached the point of being single where I'm getting ads for an AI app that draws a picture of my future soulmate. Like damn I'm so single even the AI would rather just draw a picture of someone than be with me

With over 400 Digimon and plenty of opportunities for strategic planning, there is plenty to dig into with Digimon Story Time Stranger. Read more here:

Wise words Sebastian. Wise words

I have been in a certain mood this week #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

The perfect thing to listen to while you're working out and also while you're not working out. It's really just the perfect thing to listen to.

No streams for the rest of the month cause I'm taking a bit of a break before I get into the full swing of Spooky Season. Join me all October for this year's Boo Bash, where I will be playing through this selection of seasonally appropriate games in full Spooky Vision™

Repost this to trigger a right wing snowflake

Tobias Fünke ass ICE agent

The perfect thing to listen to while you're working out and also while you're not working out. It's really just the perfect thing to listen to.

It's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now! Don't be a don'ter, do be a doer and go listen to us rave about Michael Bay's magnum opus PAIN & GAIN Listen: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sta...

Movie studios should spend lots of money to let artists make their art. That's what they're for. Anyone who disagrees is anti-art and to be anti-art is to be anti-human

I have been in a certain mood this week #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Currently filling out a Marvel superheros sticker book that's meant for small children, as one does when they are bored and depressed

I'm fully committed to posting random pictures on Instagram with no context, caption or hashtags. It's like my single moment of zen each day

It's fine. boxd.it/baYJSv

#NowWatching Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) dir. Mike Newell

Humans are 70% water thus making life one long water lever which explains why it fucking sucks

My ★★★★ review of Palm Springs on Letterboxd boxd.it/bas991

Is it really so much to ask that I be a corporate bookstore executive who ends up online penpals with the cute owner of an independant bookshop that I'm trying to run out of business and we become enemies to lovers

My ★★★★ review of Palm Springs on Letterboxd boxd.it/bas991

#NowWatching Palm Springs (2020) dir. Max Barbakow

I don't like Instagram, and I'm determined to use it incorrectly www.instagram.com/real_mfresh/

They'll make a movie about anything these days

I don't like Instagram, and I'm determined to use it incorrectly www.instagram.com/real_mfresh/

Buddy I don't even answer phone calls from known numbers

Chris Evans in a good movie? In this economy? boxd.it/ba7nV7

Chris Evans in a good movie? In this economy? boxd.it/ba7nV7

#NowWatching Materialists (2025) dir. Celine Song

You won't always know when I've posted something from the Hard Drive account but there are signs

What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what

Every member of Paramore was a teenager when they released their first album. It's too late for you, give up.

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them