reinventing the wheel but it screams, call that the squeal

i grew this personality myself and now you’re telling me it’s a disorder???

how to get rid of presentation anxiety .wikihow ?

support group for people who can’t do the hand thing from star trek

being a social worker is bleak shit but someone’s gotta do it

shut the fuck off challenge 2k25

great, now how will kids learn if it’s okay to covet their neighbour's wife?

i know this bitch voted for trump

i just know it

big day. presentation day

gays love a key change

in tears over a piano cover of “you’ll be in my heart” from tarzan. getting soft in my old age smfh

beating you to death with a foam roller

thinking about her again (neptune)

never logging off lmao

happy birthday gamecube 💙

Synergy

bop it twist it puke it

going to the beyond section at bed bath and beyond for a smoothie

so what’s with this shit now

i can't wait until shitposting gets recognized as a form of art. we're all gonna be rich

wonder what it’s like to not get stage fright

forgot about the coffee again

this is what grad school feels like

i would like the ditto ring

i don’t understand some piercings. but maybe i was not meant to ✨

i will punch you in the feet

us

real

are any of you even being a freak in the club right now

two uncrustables and a slice of cheesecake for dark lunch

i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)

Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now

we need a freak renaissance

some of you have never had to face the waterwraith from pikmin 2 and it shows

the wii was good bc it played gamecube games

ah fuck. pikmin 4 is very fun

handful of meds, espresso, & croissant breakfast

fictional creature/villain that had you fucked up as a kid? for me it’s always been her

meatballs of mass destruction

pikmin is a great game if you love war and dying and post traumatic stress disorder

The reason women's clothes don't have pockets is so we don't load them with rocks and walk into the sea

I'm running out of time to run a golf cart into a fruit stand.

happy skyrim day!! here’s your annual reminder that you can make jay leno in the game

imagine going here and losing it all

just me n my shrunken head against the world

gm to everyone except the gargoyles that kept me up last night