everyone get into the sea

going to a “crisis intervention” class when it’s literal hellfire outdoors seems like. a crisis in itself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what the fuck are some of you even on about

how to DIY an iron lung

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

we did it joe we live in hell

it’s like silent hill outside if the hill was on fire

actual footage of me going to class when the air quality index is over 400

apparently being outside today is like the equivalent of smoking a pack of cigarettes . Lol, lmao

who up with they air quality at “hazardous” 🤪

general hospital more like genital hospital

it's nice that our heat wave is getting the added bonus of wildfire smoke

liquid skin

putting a down payment on a 0 bed 10 bath

today is historically Bad™️

sylvia plath cosplay

vibes fucken awful today, is it the heat or what

beautiful day to fuck off

k

alright hear me out

theres always some shit i gotta do

churd guntley

absolutely incredible morale boost re: news of lindsey graham’s death

Pro-Life senator Lindsey Graham reverses personal stance on life

just woke up, unlike lindsey graham

Though I don't wish death on anyone, I don't wish not dying on anyone either.

such joyous news to wake up to

i’m so fucking serious why aren’t any of these players pulling a rainbow in any of the games. it’s the coolest move . ur supposed to be professional ?? smfh prove it

not to be whatever but i noticed u gained weight in ur frontal lobe ;/

hockey on the moon

chodney bullworth vs. clurt johnson

lzzy hale could fix me probably

hell yea love me a good requiem

just found out ive been singing the lyrics wrong to a song for the last 15+ years :—) get humbled,, idiot @me

milfs? or milves

anyway idk respect kids autonomy or die

throwback to when i was a child and did not want to get my ears pierced so my mom and aunt took me to get them pierced anyway as a “surprise” 🤡

why does extended release suck so much

at 800 i will reveal what really Happened

pokémon rby soundtrack 🧵

anyway, fuck you mitch

this is what it be feeling like sometimes

asking santa for a bathtub

i don't need furniture i just eat all my meals off the windowsill

using acoustic standing waves to levitate my cousin's xbox

turns out ur not just supposed to stop taking medication cold turkey :—) ope

down with summer