going to the dismalium (place where dismal things happen)

reunited with the dupe :’) 🩵

Always the billsmaid never the bill

now more than ever

500 likes and I'll call into work tomorrow and get day drunk and play video games all day

he likes to make air biscuits :’)

fuckass gargoyles

lmaoo

hey

what an image

yea just fax it over

frankie on catnip

happy friday

emotionally i’m in a kmart parking lot

need to snort some lunch

babe are u ok….ur listening to a day to remember again :/

thinking about my fucken life .jpeg

What if we had a knife fight in the ambient glow of roku city

it would be very funny to get frosted tips and a puka shell necklace right now

can’t stop posting this mf

pal 🩵

are u for real ¿

addams family value city furniture

?

new roommate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

moving day 🤙

from somewhere deep within the fridge i hear the discordant chants of the forgotten casserole

two days into the year

sure but do the children of kokiri forest trust you?

are muppets in the sesame street universe

ringing in the new year not hungover 👍

it is nearly cake hour

all of my shitposting inspiration is fueled by hate for people who i used to go to school with

how executive dysfunction feels

we don’t need psychiatrists. psychiatrists need us 🗣️

festive mr. man

the triforce looks like it could be made of chocolate

lest we forget

????

[Flourish and shout.]

meet me in the cathedral crypt if u want an ass kicking

sorry i haven’t been posting, got lost in the water temple again

Never meet your enemies

the inventor of googly eyes deserves the nobel peace award

from the "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" article

clown college is just grad school

no one is logged on at 4pm

hiring an uber driver to tail my other uber driver

[football voice] it is time to put aaron rodgers down