wild sunday nite

at 500 i’ll self actualize

chicken caesar salad save me

pickles on pizza

quaker oats endorsement

happy whatever day it is fuckheads ilysm

moisturized

bringing brass knuckles to the astral plane

you can go looking for answers on ebay

going feral on the tl this afternoon, queen ?

when u smoke & forget to hydrate

i simply have not determined it

dodging my drafts folder

going to the valley of repose if anyone needs anything

hey do u wanna hang out and do experiments

asshole cat is sitting in my lap and purring

i’ll follow you if you’re hot or interesting or both

do you ever think

why is there always a guy with a chainsaw

residential evil

march. what’s up you raggedy bitch

the snack that frowns back

i know a few of you

guys will b named erik erikson and then coin the phrase ‘identity crisis’

how tall am i

saturdays are meant for chillen but im having a hard time doing that for some reason :—)

time to forget to take a second adderall

at 500 i’ll post the hole in my head

Due to a combination of cognitive distortions and a fragile sense of self, I regretfully won't be able to attend your one year old's destination birthday.

dude doesn’t even have a clue smfh

when ya cant articulate emotions properly but ur therapist asks you to try

wake up babe new war just dropped

an apple a day you die anyway

should i stay up to smoke with my roommate or should i pass on

im tired of things being the way they are

phone updated against my will 😞

what the devil

vote for me and we’ll bring back traditional bullying

slingshot me to the moon

it’s like some of you don’t even try with your responses lmao do better

My dream is to be a valued customer

didn’t cancel ✅

hiring someone to come kick my ass

therapy in an hour should i cancel LOL

grills gone wild

me & jess are fighting

when will we get nintendogs for switch

me @ me

the worst chore is laundry