THERE WILL BE NO REGRETS

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Too many people forget that any creative expression that makes you feel an emotion is art. Even if that emotion is horny. Or mad

the “porn isn’t art” people are just telling on themselves for 1) not understanding what art is, 2) not respecting sex workers and 3) being bad at searching for porn

you ever just

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Alright let's make a list of all the hospital systems we need to pressure into restoring trans youth care. List them below and I will create a resource for it.

And there it is. JK Rowling personally and publicly offering to bankroll litigation against Amnesty International using her massive wealth.

Pro-Life senator Lindsey Graham reverses personal stance on life

Pro-Life senator Lindsey Graham reverses personal stance on life

the windshield. not sure if there's a faster way to get people to switch to public transportation than that.

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decriminalize sex work

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Site is down for maintenance, but when it comes back there's gonna be a sale!

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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you ever just

some user i've had blocked for ages keeps adding me to their moderation lists buddy, get me out of your head

Understanding why KY lube works so badly for some people starts by going down the rabbit hole.

We support the arts or not?

about halfway done adding all my products to a new store page manually, one by one. I remember seeing the sun, once, long ago. is it as warm as i remember?

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the postal service. hands down, the postal service.

Vibrating eggs come from vibrating chickens. Vibrating chickens come from a Stanford university laboratory.

dildos about, business continues below as usual

honestly only a few phone calls away from telling senators that if they vote for KOSA i will hunt and eat their gods

The House has passed KOSA. It now heads to the Senate, where this version, at least, faces an uphill battle. That said, get on the horn and call your legislators. NOW.

Please make a call to your representatives. If this passes, our privacy and the internet as we know it will be gone. We will never recover from this loss. KOSA is as disastrous as the Patriot Act, if not worse.

Reminder that there will be motion on KOSA and the KIDS ACT on monday Please contact your representatives literally right now of you can and demand censorship/surveillance legislation be opposed

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Happy Pride! Did you know that the majority of sex workers are LGBTQ+? I myself did know this, it’s one of my favorite things about the sex community 🤩🥰

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

#makeaterriblecomicday2024 wow it’s that time of year again!

I think we can officially declare the -gate suffix for scandals dead with this right here Mother Jones takes credit for the kill

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