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about 1 year ago
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GLACIES delenda est.
about 6 hours ago
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A few days ago I got really pissed off about all the ICE kidnappings to the point that I needed to do an art about it. So when I say fuck ICE, i mean with this.
9 months ago
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I've added two new sizes to the Proper Attire line to make it accessible to more than a fraction of the population! Sizes are now called Canon, Credible, and Compact, at 100%, 80%, and 60% scale. Full details on the listing.
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1 day ago
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XelEsparza
about 24 hours ago
T, is all the toys, that Kenton made to bring us joy LUST, with toys from
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LUST, make playtime great for subs and doms Toys low cost as he can build 'em, any hole you have, they'll fill 'em Funkit toys were made to make you cum!
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woth apologies to Nat King Cole: L, that Look you give and all it brings U, a pile of our Underthings S, is So So Sexy, getting Super messy T, is all the Things we - *fast advertisement voice* purchased at
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Body-safe, Affordable, and Fun | Funkit Toys
Funkit Toys makes beautiful, affordable, silly, and fun sex toys, impact toys, and sex dice.
https://funkittoys.com
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I've added two new sizes to the Proper Attire line to make it accessible to more than a fraction of the population! Sizes are now called Canon, Credible, and Compact, at 100%, 80%, and 60% scale. Full details on the listing.
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1 day ago
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Sydney Screams 💋 Sub to my site! Link in bio
1 day ago
❌ we don't support Creature Cocks in this house ❌ Creature Cocks has capitalized off indie toy companies for years - Bad Dragon, Monster Cocks, Darque Path, amongst others. if you want fantasy dildo recommendations, lmk. It's [partially] my job to know
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these both sold already, but: gay dildos
over 1 year ago
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once again, for the folks in the back: in the words of Tantus' early 2000s marketing, make dildos, not war
4 days ago
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sorry everyone i'm quitting dildos, i found a bunch of these power line insulator baubles at the local secondhand store and they're gonna become my entire personality
6 days ago
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The old april fools' classic is back.
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InYouki Mushroom | funkittoys
This little mushroom plug measures 3.5 inches, with a 1.5 inch long and 1 inch wide (4x2.3cm) stem and a 2x1.5 inch (5x3.5cm) bulb, and a 5.5cm diameter log for a base. It's made of a squishy shore 00...
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8 days ago
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there's a lot of good ones but for me it's gotta be "put baby in pelican mouth"
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7 days ago
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i was gonna make a new years' toy this year but i dropped the ball
7 days ago
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i was gonna make a new years' toy this year but i dropped the ball
7 days ago
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The old april fools' classic is back.
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InYouki Mushroom | funkittoys
This little mushroom plug measures 3.5 inches, with a 1.5 inch long and 1 inch wide (4x2.3cm) stem and a 2x1.5 inch (5x3.5cm) bulb, and a 5.5cm diameter log for a base. It's made of a squishy shore 00...
https://www.funkittoys.com/product-page/inyouki-mushroom
8 days ago
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when i tripped and stumbled into my line of work, i already knew a bunch of sex educators from running Sex Geekdom DC. People already knew me as a funny sex nerd with interesting ideas, so when word got around i had started making toys, people heard about it from people they already trusted on this.
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10 days ago
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Hammytoy
17 days ago
Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
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The past tense of vibrator is vibratored. The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.
over 2 years ago
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for those who are new here:
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12 days ago
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oh hey, we getting another round of immigration here? hell yeah. Dildos.
12 days ago
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merry christmas from my parents' cat, who missed me very much and is NOT willing to share
13 days ago
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if selling dildos online becomes de facto illegal i'm pivoting to interior design on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
15 days ago
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merry clitsmas, remember to flick the ceremonial bean and hang a menstrual cup from the mantle
14 days ago
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one more day to pick these up before they vanish for the year!
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14 days ago
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if selling dildos online becomes de facto illegal i'm pivoting to interior design on account of all my experience decorating your interiors
15 days ago
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Evil Bat Witch
2 months ago
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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Nun Ya
19 days ago
I know it isn't as dysphoria friendly but "minimizing bras" are a totally normal and boring thing marketed to cis women. Binders are just "extra minimizing".
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well, this is ominous, and certainly expected.
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19 days ago
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dildos
20 days ago
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i feel like after your S.O. destroys your TV the first time you should've broken up but this second one's on you, neighbor
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21 days ago
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think i might put the InYouki Mishroom back in the store this week or so. i just unearthed the mold digging out the chess ones and it's a fun little toy.
22 days ago
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Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus right on Ms. Claus' tits Pulling her hair and slapping her ass and fingering all her bits Bells are ringin' and she is singin' cause that's what Ms. Claus likes Hung like stockings and dressed in leather yeah Ms. Claus comes tonight
#clitsmascarols
22 days ago
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@alsobrooks.senate.gov
started losing my trust over the course of many phone calls. A person who is unwilling to hire staff to answer phones does not work for the people. I have always been sent immediately to voicemail. This is the final nail in the coffin. She is no senator of mine, or anyone.
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22 days ago
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In the wise words of
@tantus.bsky.social
' early 2000's advertising, make dildos, not war. What i'd give to see a society that condemned violence more than sex.
24 days ago
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You better strap up, you better find lube you better be good you sexy fuck you Santa Cocks is coming, *lyric mumbled away from mic* He's making some dicks, checking them twice putting them in the naughty and nice Santa Cocks is coming, [caption missing]
#clitsmascarols
about 1 month ago
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In the wise words of
@tantus.bsky.social
' early 2000's advertising, make dildos, not war. What i'd give to see a society that condemned violence more than sex.
24 days ago
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HO HO HO! HO HO HO! Let's go fuck ourselves. Let's go fuck ourselves, Let's fill up our shelves, with sex toys for folks to enjoy Oh, let's go fuck ourselves. We jerk hard all day, With ourselves we play, Lubes we try out, Until they dry out, Let's go fuck ourselves.
#clitsmascarols
25 days ago
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Oh, IUD, oh, IUD, you help us not get pregnant Oh IUD, oh, IUD, with period prevention This T shaped thing, prevents alarm With plastic string, and plastic arms Oh, IUD, oh, IUD, you make sex more protected
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25 days ago
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Kendra, normal version
27 days ago
"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
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Nash
27 days ago
I dunno, man. If I have to keep calling my representative and screaming at them to not vote for stuff like the Nailing Babies to Wolverines Act, and if I don't they'll vote to nail babies to wolverines, then it seems to me that person shouldn't be my representative.
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i did this, and because i left lengthy messages it took ten minutes. If you DM me a screenshot of the call in your phone history i'll give you a code for ten percent off in my shop.
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27 days ago
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Yoshibrothers17
28 days ago
PLEASE Call your Reps! Kids Safety is important and should worked on BUT not at the risk and degradation of the internet for everyone! Keep the Internet Free and Open for EVERYONE!
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Gofa8
28 days ago
anyone who lives in the state this senator lives in, tell her why KOSA and other so-called child safety bills don't protect kids, and these are in-fact a danger to the LGBTQ community
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i guess it's december, which means the christmas toys are back!
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about 1 month ago
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seriously, i made a few hundred bucks vending today and when i walked into my house i announced to my roommate "LOOK TO THE [local pizzaria] MENU, TONIGHT WE FEAST"
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about 1 month ago
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Thanks to everyone who came out to the Erotic Market today! I had a great day and it was lovely talking to all of you
about 1 month ago
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dildos dildos dildos
about 1 month ago
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Today!
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about 1 month ago
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Tomorrow! Baltimore! come see me and a ton of other sexy vendors at the Mobtown Ballroom from noon to 5 PM! there's three other locations too, but that's the one I'm at.
about 1 month ago
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Trimming and packing a buncha toys for the erotic market tomorrow! come to mobtown ballroom and get a fish! they'll be nice and cold!
about 1 month ago
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