Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework

after this if you see me posting from a phone it's from this one. if you see a typo, no you didn't

Incredibly late #terriblecomicsday because i couldnt think of anything

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

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"Harness" is already plural due to the number of straps. If you have a harness with only one strap, like a thigh harness, that's a harne.

The plural of buttplug is buttplug. It's very confusing, but hey, that's English.

my colleagues, whoever has rocket toys has the opportunity to do the funniest marketing

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STOP: is it smooth? is it approximately cylindrical? does it fit complfortably or even pleasurably in an orifice? if you answered yes to all of these, it might be a dildo. Call your local dildo control center, or find us online: funkittoys.com

When people ask for shipping supplies recommendations I do not hesitate to link refuseuline.com Quite literally I just reference this, there are so many options that are better and not evil.

please, PLEASE, if you are ordering internationally, put your country code on your phone number. I don't want to email you about it, and when I try to look it up myself stuff gets returned because people mistyped the part that was already there. I do not reship for free. I am tired.

LRT: i am very lucky that most of what i want to make managed to find an audience. you perverts keep a roof over my head, and i appreciate you telling your friends about me.

There is no 'pure' perfect creative career unless you're already independently wealthy and do whatever you want regardless of success. For the rest of us it's a meandering mess, putting out little satellite signals and hoping for a response from the universe telling us it's gonna be okay.

*lays this at your feet* ko-fi.com/s/38b02904ec #pose #PoseRef #Mermay

i like my billionaires like i like my coffee: slow roasted, ground, boiled, and dumped in the trash

Silicone is the cured sticky resin of the silkoan tree. People native to the rainforests of the pacific northwest where it comes from used to shape tuber starch into dick shaped molds and tap the trees over them, filling the molds and cooking them to be cured. the starch mold was even edible!

instagram ai's suggested search on one of my products is "kid's bath time essentials" if ai was a person and the only liquid available was gasoline i'd still buy enough to drown him in it

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dildos are a type of extinct flightless bird. i don't know why you keep buying silicone sex toys from me, that's not what i make

Ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. for contrast, the Hitachi Magic Wand was released in the US in 1968.

still really proud of this stupid joke

Have you ever had a twosome? This uncommon and frequently fetishized sex act is when a person brings another person into their masturbation practice. Navigating the extra person's needs and fitting an entire extra body into the act are common pitfalls, and often results in awkwardness.

The best way to find a missing dildo is to open up a compass and replace the needle with a single cat hair.

Casual sex is fine for novices, but advanced fuckers who want a more compelling experience should climb their partners' leaderboards for the high score, and unlock all their achievements.

An average person has sex with about eight different partners. A mean person has sex with as many people as they want, because there's no end of people who want to get stepped on and called names.

According to Greek myth, humans have sex because Promisceus stole fucking from the gods. It was pretty basic though, so his brother Prometheus went back and stole perversion.

Plug-in wand vibrators are more magical because the ground wire in your house is connected to lay lines.

The theoretical limit to how many sex toys you can remember you have often enough to get use out of them is called "Dongbar's Number".

The singular of "tiddies" is "tid".

Another term for sex toy critic is vibe rater.

a blank folded paper figure of a person walks out into the street, and is immediately pancaked between two tanker trucks full of highlighter ink.

starp

This may be the solution

i may be locked on the apps for work and i cannot get a dumbphone, but no one can make me use a smartphone with a screen big enough to read on anymore

what time is it, you ask? new pigment mixing time. also, glitter isn't that hard to get rid of. i don't know what everybody's deal is, do they not use soap?

when you see a cute thing you like and you just

what time is it, you ask? new pigment mixing time. also, glitter isn't that hard to get rid of. i don't know what everybody's deal is, do they not use soap?

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it’s genuinely baffling to me when people talk about not being able to find the clit. it’s, like, the main geographical feature of the area. it’d be like going to the edge of the Grand Canyon and saying you can’t find the canyon

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apparently one of the people snith tagging the EMT guy in my instagram comments actually has his ear, because he finally showed up

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art) Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...