the joke thread is back to pinned

The past tense of vibrator is vibratored. The plural of vibrator is vibratrices.

Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position. Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i... We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.

I'm starting to think I should license the NoFrillDo designs to some maker in the EU so that they can make sense for customers abroad again, but hecked if I know where to start with that

if you place an international order please remember to put a country code in, this is the third time this month i've had to go rummaging for one because not one person has done it

get yourself some SEX TOYS FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE

Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good. funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

this is why i don't think we should eat the rich. You really wanna eat something that eats like this?

$39 raised for my local food pantry this week! buy a NoFrillDo and contribute to local food security! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

It's that time of year again. Who wants a #cranbussy?

$39 raised for my local food pantry this week! buy a NoFrillDo and contribute to local food security! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

In the interest of raising even more money this weekend for my local food pantry/culinary skills youth training center (they're cool!) I'm releasing a long planned addition to the lineup of Frills available for NoFrillDos: another dildo. Customize your double-dos! www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

www.badinternetbills.com#stop-csam In addition to calling your reps, this website has both a lot of information explaining why these bills are bad/ why section 230 must be protected, as well as petitions to sign for each individual issue! Signing petitions helps! Make your calls, sign petitions!

hey are there any socials media that aren't censoring adult content, or do i have to get a part time job or something

alright it's clear from reading the timeline that everyone should go fuck themselves* *it should be noted that the speaker has a conflict of interest on this matter

I swear. I don’t care if you watch or use porn. If you are in the Internet you need to support porn. Without porn most of the Internet you love wouldn’t have happened and wouldn’t be happening. Porn makes the wheels go round. Not that enough ppl pay for theirs but that’s a diff issue. (Cont)

Please don't gamble your health by buying sex toys from Amazon, Temu, or AliExpress. (Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.) Toy safety info: dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/ Amazon risks: dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...

damn, i picked a pretty good day to stay offline and make ciabbatta huh

reach heaven through dildos

$34 raised this week! that's 50 cents more than last week in half the time!

i've seen a few posts about black friday already, so time for the annual reminder: i don't do blac friday deals, i just make things affordable year-round. NoFrillDos are fundraising for my local food pantry though, i'm donating 25% of all sales until i hear SNAP is funded! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

i've seen a few posts about black friday already, so time for the annual reminder: i don't do blac friday deals, i just make things affordable year-round. NoFrillDos are fundraising for my local food pantry though, i'm donating 25% of all sales until i hear SNAP is funded! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

$29 bucks so far! literally any other NoFrillDo purchase will have us matching last week's total, and on Tuesday no less.

Early Christmas shopping. *Whistling noises* Their NoFrillDo line better than many premium toys I have tried.

The sex industry doing more to take care of hunger than the President

now that the govt shutdown is over, y'all will need to really yell and scream about these bills because many of them are going to be pushed again. tell your representatives to OPPOSE these shitty policies! www.congress.gov/members/find...

we're already up to 21 dollars this week! can we pass last week's $33.50? CAN WE PASS $50?

Ah yes, two of my favorite things: Sex toys and charity fundraisers! (Seriously, these are good quality toys from a small business in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, for not a ton of money - worth it even outside of a fundraiser)

Alright everyone, we raised $33.50 this first week! you're all awesome and i appreciate you helping my community. there's a lot of need in my area, and i found a great group to send it to. Dunno what's going on with the shutdown right now but i'm gonna keep donating until i know SNAP is funded.

jork it every day to keep Him in the ground

dil dilly do dil dilly do

@caffeinated-spoon.bsky.social and I are proud to announce a cross-server initiative this month called ‘Smut for SNAP’, where you can ask participating writers to write you a piece of smut in exchange for a charitable donation to a food bank, blood bank, or volunteer hours.

Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋ (I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)

the prayer burns them, get the holy water squirtguns

for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.

Anyway I hadn't heard anyone talking about this, so I guess I'm gonna talk about it. Spread the word if you're thinking about doing an nsfw KS project, Stripe apparently might pull your funding at literally any step of the process, with zero warning!

for every person who participates in no nut november I will be jerking it an additional time per day to prevent John Harvey Kellogg's ghost from returning to haunt our collective foreskins. You're welcome.

The dils are alive, with the sounds of fucking With holes they have filled, with an inch or ten The dils fill your holes, with the sounds of fucking Your holes want to fuck every dil they can

"It's just one element of the whole--" Nope. Nazi Bar. You have a bar with a Nazi in it and they aren't getting kicked out, that's a Nazi bar. You have a work with any amount of "AI" content, that's an "AI" work and it goes in the bin.

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Stuffing4Stuffing

it is wimdy, i am hanging out in my backyard, and i just got COVERED with leaves. happy fall.

[Exit Clown.]

i believe as a professional in my field i am qualified to officially tell andrew cuomo to go fuck himself

Do YOU, haver of A HOLE, desire a safe and visually appealing OBJECT to ease into said hole, for a price that is MORE THAN REASONABLE? And also some of the money feeds people in need? ⏬️⏬️⏬️

Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good. funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

Please, PLEASE, I am begging you as both a parent and someone who is sick of all this THIS, go vote for your school boards. Even if you don't have kids, that's how these reactionary dipshits got their feet in, that's where the book bans and library cuts start.

It's november, and you know what that means! Nothing! i don't have any seasonal specials this month, and before you say "turkey", i'm not fucking going to.