today I’m listening to Dookie really quite loud

I’ve been eating whole carrots as a snack (bugs bunny style) since I was a child and today Goose was like “why’s you eating a carrot?” And I was like “it’s a cool thing mommies do sometimes” and she was like “I want a carrot too! >:O” and I was like “oh well, if you think you’re cool enough >:J”

I’m like if Eeyore served cunt

worm-in-a-rock god

The thing about kids asking about gay people is that most kids, when left to their own devices, will be more confused by anyone making rules that only certain people can kiss or get married than they will be by random people of various genders kissing or getting married.

worm-in-a-rock god

the Burger Dog song was intentionally made to be irritating to serve the joke of the short, but then you guys had to still go and release the full song on streaming services so that we can recreate this bit every day in my own home

Incidentally, for 2024’s Hourly Comics Day, I started to make a comic about the history of Simone and Hourly Comics Day. But (ha ha) you know how it is with HCD sometimes — it gets away from you. Here’s as much as I made.

not sure we can classify that as a lift but good effort

Hourly Comics Day has MOVED! It's the 20th anniversary and we're taking a stand alongside our Black cartoonist members and friends to demand a change to honor Black History Month- draw your comics on the 8th, not the 1st! hourlycomicsday.com #hourlycomicsday #hourlycomicday #hcd

when i bite i deal holy damage

my OCs wont sTOP dancing 💃🪩

party’s over gents, y‘all gotta go

not sure we can classify that as a lift but good effort

imho you should draw your OCs dancing

I just heard a bird chip outside and I spun around in my desk chair so quickly I nearly fell over. Life stirs from the frozen wastes…

Medieval cat lobster of history

furries must be protected at all costs

a quick comic about jesus

just making sure I can still draw them

just making sure I can still draw them

even a worm will turn

a quick comic about making art

a brief aside about “the move” (1/2)

duck season rabbit season

lovecore looks (2/11/2021)

wood duck on a big wheel

fell into a fleischer hole this afternoon

I haven’t drawn a duckbike for a while

wood duck on a big wheel

worm-in-a-rock god

It has been 0️⃣ days since we were unnecessarily salty on the internet

my wife said I have “big lesbian energy” in my 7th grade class photo but I think that’s just hindsight talking

fuck it we doll

man where’s my old salt jar drawing

Chappell was right

worm-in-a-rock god

Chappell was right

(doom) #makeaterriblecomicday2025

In Marxist theory, socialism is a transitional phase between capitalism and communism where the state still exists, but is controlled by the working class. What's often left out is that this is also the phase where all cisgender people are temporarily transitioned just to see if they'd be hotter.

this is: your weekly cuteness report

Sword witch

always is to the party concerned (25 mins) www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

I seriously do think that the HCD history is important.

(quietly, so as not to distract from way more important issues) bralettes were better and more comfortable before girls started posting pictures online looking cute in them and companies were like OH A BRANDING OPPORTUNITY and made the bands 6x bigger so they could print their name larger on them

i made an informational chart showing the nuanced ways in which the weather can subtly impact my mood

Basically nothing matters until you can finish a comic. Doesn't have to be long but I talk to so many people who ask how they can pitch to a publisher and I'm sorry but the abstract idea isn't important. Publishers only want to know if you can do a beginning, middle and end and get it done on time.

I adore my wife beyond measure and would never do anything to endanger our loving and battle-tested partnership but I’d be lying if my thoughts don’t stray on days where I have to shovel. Oh how nice it would be to have a big strong man (may-un) around to do the chorin’