Driving through the old neighborhood because I’m running some errands for my dad and I stg I just saw a child walking along the side of the road wearing an eagles jersey with a sheathed katana slung over his shoulder

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

It’s telling that the “you can’t change your sex” crowd is completely silent on the issue of boysmell

It took eight years but I’m finally tossing the last of my old boy clothes

dream diary: people in my life suddenly started undergoing grotesque physical changes (half of my head melted away?) and/or erupting with jagged metal protrusions. I couldn’t get close to my wife because the was covered with large spinning blades and everyone was like yeah sucks that’s how it is now

Sometimes nothing will do but a sketchy line 🖤

Imposing

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who up fantasizing about metamorphosing into a tree

was just reminded how this comic lives rent-free in my brain (“reminded by what, Jen?” mind ya business)

HILDA THE 13TH - 2026.03.25

Halloween brainstorming: I bet I could make a pretty good Cunty Matt Johnson costume if I modified some of my pretransition work clothes. I’d just need the tan fedora

please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

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today I feel

today I feel

I’ve been making figurines the last year and will be selling them at Collectedcon and Designercon this year! I’ll be posting samples of what I’ll be selling leading up to the convention so stay tuned :)

a quick comic about my brain today

comix jam isn’t until the 31st and I feel like I am not going to survive the week and a half.

real bartleby the scrivener hours

watching kpop demon hunters with the kid for the hundredth time in a row and trying to figure a way to put into words that Mira is my voice training goal even though her voice is almost the same as mine but with the Gender slider cranked up

it’s the dootle dots!

Looking + Listening 1

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH

lukewarm take: I like Connor O’Malley’s videos less the more he uses AI and not just because of the negative impacts of AI, but because the writing is worse when it’s just supposed to be setting up silly brainworm slop visuals

I just need a haircut and a tattoo and ten thousand dollars and all of my enemies to boil alive

thank you for angel gregg

Ingrid Pitt

rain week, Emma is allowed to sleep forever

born to watch the On Cinema Oscar Special, compelled by my family to watch the oscars

a recurring dream about church (7/27/2020)

this is: your weekly cuteness report

Nancy 3/15/26

carving

I never fixed anything because Emma from 2021 went back to try and warn 2018-Emma about some stuff, and then 2027-Emma showed up too and — well you get three Emma’s in a room they’re going to get a little distracted. Read “We Can Fix It!” by Jess Fink

I remember being a tween and telling my friend that I loved Garbage and he told me Garbage sucked and Shirley Manson was ugly. Anyway I was too anxious to stand up back then but I can say now with 30ish years of hindsight and self-esteem growth that I was right and cool and you were stupid and wrong

I saw a billboard on my drive to Goose’s daycare that read “delulu for froot loops” and first of all silence brand, secondly we don’t use that word, thirdly no yours is one of the few cereal brands whose mascot is NOT ensorcelled by a maddening lust

I know we’ve been through this before and I don’t want to get my hopes up again but you gotta admit The Ides of March would be a really funny time for it to happen

I have awakened to the power of claw clips

I'm selling signed copies of my book, and you can buy them here, if that is of interest to you. ko-fi.com/s/d3bae5d9a5

thanks anon I needed that, i hope you’re feeling a little better

the goose has woken up about 5 times so far tonight. I asked what I could do to help her sleep and she asked me to sing “When I Grow Up” by Garbage

thanks anon I needed that, i hope you’re feeling a little better

8. The ruling comes as Heritage openly pushes adult care bans. After Kevin Roberts said the goal was to “outlaw it” through “radical incrementalism,” this decision appears to hand that movement a ready-made legal framework for dismantling trans adult care step by step.

my doctor recommended I try wegovy and was like “do you think you can handle doing an injection every week” this is the woman who has been prescribing my estradiol since 2017

here’s a quick comic about Charles