please please please someone help me this bio I just read...all my feelings about this bio...it's a geode. it must be preserved in a lead casket. I need an old priest and a young priest.

I looked her up because it mentioned book publishing and...I need someone else to read this bio. I can't be alone in this experience. shelleylewis.com/about-shelley/

I've heard directly from hundreds of children at Dilley. One young girl who shared her story with me grew up in the United States and her stepfather is a U.S. citizen. She said that the guards are mean to her, she is afraid, and that she is worried she will die in detention.

Rowan and Dani have been on a beautiful journey. Next time in Toronto, Understory will be my first stop for coffee.

You'll be amazed how satisfying this is.

Hey we live in hell so how about buying some wound treatment for medics who have to be out on the street patching up their neighbors instead of *not* doing that and living the lives they lead before the goonsquad came to town.

Originally, I wasn't going to say a word. I never wrote about 3D-printing face shields during the pandemic. Didn't want to make that about me. But I need you to know that this is easy. I'm not doing anything special. Robots print them in my sleep. You can do this too.

In much the same way that COVID was the epidemiological event of the decade.

I hate everything about this AI "writing" thing, but just to pick one top line from this: YOU DON'T WIN AT WRITING YOU DIPSHIT. THAT'S NOT A THING.

“Help!” cried Toad. “My best friend is trying to kill me!” “I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.

Gonna have a lot more to say about the incredible work of this crew of whistle goblins in a post tomorrow, but for me, personally, I just printed my 10,000th whistle.

Just bought one!

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

11 years ago: Maybe I'll buy a piece of cheese from this place as a gift. Present day: ALERT! DATA BREACH IN CHEESELAND. THEY'RE COMING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS. THEY HAVE ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION. EVERYTHING. HOPE THE CHEDDAR WAS WORTH IT.

Wario Green.

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

today's report: our "adopt a rent" venmo campaign paid 43 families rents who were at risk of evictions, including several moms of 4+ children this is the way to get rent paid fast. like. 1000x better than any other way.

I got my hair done tonight and one of the great joys is listening to the story in the next chair in the little salon I go to. Tonight paid off. A guy from a band came in and said, "I just got my colonoscopy..." Bad start, but then, "...and my anaesthetist was a goth...

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Oh HELL yes. Automatic purchase.

Neil Gaiman rehab image mood board ideas for future PR person: - religious conversion (call Russell Brand for advice) - BBC interview (did not work for Prince A but maybe could work here? don't talk about pizza, sweat) - right wing swing (put the system on trial! Telegraph interview, call JKR)

“Dom’t believe women, months of hardcore reporting, and solid evidence. This rando likes me.”

Exciting that Neil Gaiman has chosen this moment to crawl out of the hole and start talking.

I watched Nuremberg last night because I needed some aspirational viewing.

SOME RUBE: Let's ask JRK and see where her head's at these days. JRK: *unhinges jaw* *cloud of greenish gas comes forth causing the paint on the walls to bubble and a feeling of deep unease, a contraction of the spine, the knowledge of the Old Horrors returning* RUBE: Interesting. Say more.

My man, you are 79 years old and well experienced in the arts and entertainment industry. Have you never encountered a bad actor who makes one thing and does another, or heard of someone becoming BATSHIT INSANE and DOUBLING DOWN? Perhaps you could have a look at ALMOST EVERYTHING that is happening?

Imagine wanting to talk to JKR at this point to get her read on things. “"I thought, 'Why is this a factor at all?'" Lithgow said at the time. "I wonder how J.K. Rowling has absorbed it. I suppose at a certain point I’ll meet her, and I’m curious to talk to her."” apple.news/Ar4gW_RKkQwG...

Audre Lorde, in a 1989 commencement address, said, "Remember this, despair is a tool of your enemies. That rumor, 'You can’t fight City Hall,' is circulated by City Hall. Facing the realities of our lives gives us the motivation for action, it gives us the power to change. You are not powerless."

The TRYING beanie is in stock today! shop.dansinker.com/products/try...

I hope everyone likes spider f*cking because I smell $40 an hour in my future.

The only way I accept the sentence "Catherine O'Hara has died..." is if the rest of it is "...of happiness."

2026 has taken Catherine O’Hara and now I have to fight it in the street.

this crew of whistle goblins I print with just passed 200,000 whistles shipped this month.

When you register your name in the Icelandic phonebook you can choose to state your profession. And they have a pretty loose definition of what exactly a profession entails. This person for example has opted for „þjóðhetja“. It means „National Hero“.

“In theater”

NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...

Accurate.

I’ e planed, trained, and automobiled my way back. All trains were messed up so I rented a car and made it to the dog pick up with 4 minutes to spare. And now i’m in a land of frozen snow.

Itsa me

Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.

Leaving ten mostly offline days in Mexico to return to the US. This seems like a terrible mistake.

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate it

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Literally never gets old

"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport

We are raising a nation of dumbasses. It’s on purpose

Feeling helpless? Here’s how YOU can help take a stand against ICE! lataco.com/five-easy-wa... By @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social

Amadou Diallo was hit 19 out of 41 . Twenty seven years ago.

Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.