Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com goes to the movies, @dansinker.com goes to the North Pole, and America goes to hell. It's a new Says Who! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/gar...

HO HO OH NO!! Santa Dan has come down the chimney with a very special present for you! Pick up your SANTA DAN'S STICKER STOCKING today: 10 Sticker Club stickers, toys, candy, and an ICE whistle. Only 40 available. merch.sayswhopodcast.com/products/san...

Free shipping the next couple days over at the Says Who Bookshop! bookshop.org/shop/sayswho

Happy (???) Thanksgiving from @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com as they break down holiday plans, talk Trump-Mamdani and Nuzzi-vomiting, as well as attempt to catch a fly. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/ame...

this week's @sayswhopodcast.com is a full-throttle psychic assault (complementary)

@maureenjohnsonbooks.com shouting “SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!” at the Nuzzi excerpt is so relatable. @sayswhopodcast.com

The latest episode of @sayswhopodcast.com was EXTREMELY cathartic

Today, join @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com as they wade into the Nuzzi/RFK/Lizza mess and learn whether you can burn clouds and also a surprising amount about bamboo maintenance. A special 90 minute episode! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/nuz...

Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com talks about going to Iceland and @dansinker.com talks about living in ICE land. Also the Democrats capitulate, again. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/frodo

Hey so today's episode accidentally had last week's Town Watch as it's audio. The proper audio file has been swapped in, but it may take a bit for your podcast app to grab it. If nothing else, listen on the web!

Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com are back after an ICE-involved absence last week, because that's just life now. Come along for the ride on a new Says Who. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/one...

No episode this week, sorry. Dan had A Day.

Today is the 400th episode of Says Who! Just 392 more than @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com meant to make. Whoops! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/400

Today! Join @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com as they stand, mouths agape, at the insanity that was Trump and Hegseth's speech to the Generals. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/fat...

Hey due to impending deadlines, today's episode will be out tomorrow!

It's a little late, but it's fresh (though recorded before the breaking news of 30 minutes ago). Join @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com as they marvel at NINE YEARS of Says Who. And also the madness of this week's news. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/num...

Of course Maureen and Dan recorded two hours ago why. (Episode up soon)

Ahoy! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com is on a deadline crunch this week and so our normal pub time of Wednesday isn't going to happen. We're hoping for mmmmmmaybe later in the week!

Today! Rudy is BACK baybeeee and you know @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com are all over it. You asked, they delivered. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/mr-...

Hey hey @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com are back, just in time for martial law in their respective cities. What a time to be alive. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/uta...

Dan is moving his kid to college this week, so no episode!

Hey hey, we're gonna be late this week due to Dan's travel plans getting pushed back. Out on Thursday!

Today! It's all pretty not great, but the view from the roof is spectacular. Join @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com as they look out over the week's news. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/up-...

Today! Sure it's a day late, but also everything is terrible. @maureenjohnsonbooks.com is back from the English countryside and @dansinker.com is here to ask why she didn't stay. It's New Says Who day! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/som...

Just a heads up: This week's episode will come out on Thursday due to reasons.

Sorry all, Maureen's UK travels were complicated yesterday so no episode this week.

Hey, asking for sticker reasons: what's a recent quote from Maureen that you're still laughing about?

Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com is in a lush, pony-filled forest in England while @dansinker.com is stuck in this fuckin place. I'm sure it goes fine. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/eng...

Today! Ok yes, things are Not Great that is true, and it's making @dansinker.com lose his teeth but don't worry @maureenjohnsonbooks.com has a story of almost being eaten by a badger in the Scottish Highlands. You know, as happens. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/bad...

Hey it's late Wednesday and @dansinker.com is having a hard time remembering what day of the week it is but it's SAYS WHO DAY so join him and @maureenjohnsonbooks.com as they talk about Zohran, this stupid spending bill, dreams, and more! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/dem...

Today! There's an election in New York and a war in the Middle East and it's hot everywhere but hey at least @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com are around to hash it all out. Or something. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/fiv...

Today! It was the best of times, it was the worst of ti... Ok for @dansinker.com mostly the worst of times, but @maureenjohnsonbooks.com is here to tell him stories of the big boy's birthday parade and also pudding. It's a new Says Who! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/pud...

So things have gotten very lifey for Dan this week and there won't be a new episode on Wednesday, which is fine because nothing important is happening anywhere. Hopefully we'll be back next week.

So things have gotten very lifey for Dan this week and there won't be a new episode on Wednesday, which is fine because nothing important is happening anywhere. Hopefully we'll be back next week.

Today! SOMEONE got punched in the eye and it wasn't @maureenjohnsonbooks.com or @dansinker.com, so they've got that going for them. Also, it's new Says Who day! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/never

Hey it's not every day that you have a potential Steven Miller-Elon Musk-Katie Miller uh, situation, so we made this week's bonus episode free for all. Come listen to @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com discuss this abomination. www.patreon.com/posts/town-w...

Today, join @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com as they discuss Trump's crypto dinner and what kind of meal a million dollars in memecoins will buy you. Also, Dan has vomit on his pants, as one does. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/you...

Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com are back in-studio after last week's trip to the Friends Experience. And just in time for the latest news insanity. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/boss

No Town Watch this week, we'll be back in the mix next week!

Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com brings @dansinker.com, and all of you, to The Friends Experience, a museum dedicated to a TV show he has never seen. What could possibly go wrong? sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/fri...

Just a heads up, this week's episode is going to come out a little later in the day Wednesday due to Dan's travel today.

Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com discuss why the vibes are so off in the national security groupchats. Plus the big boy gets a big birthday parade! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/soapy

Today! Are Trump and Elon breaking up? @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com tackle the tough questions this week. Also, BEANS. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/mar...

Today! With JD Vance possibly killing the Pope, another group chat, and Kristi Noem's go bag, it was a very Says Who week. Join @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com as they dig out from under it. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/dea...

Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com are joined by @akilahhughes.com to talk about the week's news, 90s comedy, televangelist Jim Bakker, and also (mostly) how YOU should vote for Rebel Spirit in the Webbys! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/sou...

Its Tariff Time in Sayswhovia and @dansinker.com is not doing well. But the always-calming presence of @maureenjohnsonbooks.com will surely take care of everything. Hey, wait. sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/mea...

Today on Says Who, @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com invite you to the groupchat. https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/ratsignal

Today! Join @maureenjohnsonbooks.com and @dansinker.com as they visit with The Baileys, the fictional family that Chuck Schumer has "consulted" with for 20 years. A fictional family, mind you, that seems to hate him. https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/meet-the-baileys

Today! News is happening and @maureenjohnsonbooks.com tries to "yes and" her way through it, much to the consternation of @dansinker.com. It's a new Says Who! https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/sheriff-of-sayswhovia

Today! Things are... well they are not great are they. But at least @dansinker.com is here to talk @maureenjohnsonbooks.com through them. How thoughtful. I'm sure it goes great. https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/bad-list