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“It’s true the framers gave the power of the purse to Congress. But they also believed the president could just burn the purse.” Originalism!

final verdict: damn fine television. Katherine LaNasa's accent was so good, it felt like home. i hope there's more of Ayesha Harris in season 2.

If you found the GM's boxer briefs in your hotel room, you're this week's winner.

learning that “scoop quotas” are a thing helps me to better understand the current state of US journalism.

they're watching

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

Started the Pitt today.

Ok this is a precipice upon which I am comfortable.

Customer: DIRECT CURRENT POWER DMV: ON DICK Verdict: ACCEPTED

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

"I think this current Supreme Court is committed not to leftist liberalism by any means but, basically, to liberalism. They all believe in freedom of speech. They’re all highly committed to freedom of religion. Pluralism is something they embrace." -- Sunstein to Chotiner

Faking my death. No question. Going full Catch Me If You Can.

sorry what now

"well, the next time someone brings up a terrible anecdote about Cambodia or Vietnam, I will definitely drop the Star Wars story to show that people have two sides" is the most gasp-inducingly ruthless thing I've ever seen in Interviewer Boldface, and I can't believe this guy just went "yeah lol"

ICE is wearing Meta's camera glasses.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Jim Varney!

i am going to say something very mean if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem

If Silicon Valley really cared about making the world better they’d invent a phone that delivers a near-fatal shock every time you type “and you’re surprised about this?”

Time to hop on LinkedIn to post "what being Raptured taught me about B2B sales"

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

google has been trying for months to build a new data center not far from my house. tonight was the final city council meeting and they officially withdrew their proposal! the data center isn’t moving forward! public outrage works!!!

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

Finished writing that post to help non-developers (or developers who aren't trying to add a side project) build websites: sia.codes/posts/no-cod... It's super fresh so let me know if you notice anything wrong in the info about the different builders. I also have some ?? in the Ghost(Pro) options.

Wouldn’t you rather be sitting at your favorite slot machine when the rapture happens?

We have inadvertently referenced Star Trek.

I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket

Why are they so worried about Tylenol and autism when they’re all going home tomorrow?

Tonight’s (re)watch

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

This is one of my favorite tables in D&D, because it tells me at some point in the past, people argued about this and it needed to be said plainly: woe is bad.

Gemini: Take a vacation from your problems. Your assassin isn’t in a rush.

best thing you’ll see today. cbs sports cfb guru @shehanjeyarajah.com was on tv and his daughter recognized him. 😭😭

Squirrel ate the one tomato on my plant, knocked it over, and snapped three branches off. In case there are any questions as to what precipitated the extinction of Sciurus carolinensis in the region.

a 60-minute regulation football game should not last four hours

my wife sydney and I have been workshopping this for a little while and I'm very proud to report that it's now complete

I fucken knew it

Manifesting a king size KitKat.

we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content

if you don't like The Offspring then maybe you should have hired a different funeral stripper

3 teens commit suicide so far encouraged and guided by these chatbots and openAI goes full steam ahead and targets product at teens. also, age prediction is digital physiognomy

Inside the Top Secret Virgil Abloh Archive. For the first time, a look into the fashion collection of the late Off-White and Louis Vuitton creative director. [gq.com]

Just a reminder...

Me, playing Contexto:

BF: Dinner's ready Me: One sec, need to write a post that saves the United States of America

All hail the best patent drawing ever

Jean Smart does not have enough awards.