frankly i'm not sure what that man was expecting to happen, walking so crotch-forward in a hostile environment.

If you in New Orleans for essence please go to blue bayou oyster bar on canal and support the musician. It’s my baby daddy and I’m bout to ask him for $2,000 on Monday. Thank you! 💚

It's easy: You may use 50% of your plan limits on Fable. After this, you can bet 25% of the rest of your plan on making Sonnet smarter. If you succeed, Opus will get 33% more expensive, but Sonnet will retain an AoE buff for the next 3 months or until next model release, whichever happens first.

working in PHP-land today.

restaurant: put your phones away, enjoy a meal with friends same restaurant: scan qr code code to see our menu

i love living in the year 2026 because it means reading a papal decree of excommunication before getting hit with the ole Like and Subscribe. www.vaticannews.va/en/vatican-c...

“The average paid newsletter costs $10 per month or $100 per year, according to analysis of thousands of publications hosted on Beehiiv.” KDO memberships start at $3/mo. and I haven’t raised prices since 2016. You folks are getting an incredible deal! [pressgazette.co.uk]

this guy has it

I do not who these people are but I am so happy for them. Very succulent. Very moist. Amen.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

OH SHIT DUDES THE VATICAN HAS WEIGHED IN AND THEY ARE BIG MAD 🔥🔥🔥

Having my organs removed and preserved in my collection of Dunkin' Canopic Jars.

dos a cero? 😁

To my understanding, this is an accurate summation of the state of schism:

Vatican response! the gist is “they excommunicated themselves by doing this” and they quote a lot of the nastiest little jabs interesting to see where they call them “the Lefebvrists” and not the Society of St. Pius X, positioning them as a cult of personality rather than a legit-sounding order

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

real real warm this morning. i spent 20 minutes outside and regret about 18 of them.

Today the good people of the world commemorate the passing of Google Reader thirteen short years ago on July 1, 2013. To honor their memory (and in lieu of flowers) please add an RSS/Atom/JSON feed to your web site and keep building a web that connects people in meaningful and positive ways.

okay Leo is up and at 'em, appointing new senior staff (including WOMEN, still annoyingly rare!) according to Vatican news, so I'm guessing he will have some shit to say in the next few hours & I will get to enjoy it when I wake up we definitely have excommunications; we'll see if we have a schism!

“Alright before we end the call does anyone have any new updates for the team?” YES DID YALL KNOW THERE WAS A SCHISM THIS MORNING IT IS REALLY INTER— “Thanks, Vincent. Anyone else?”

we are all waiting for our Emotional Support Augustinian to finish his breakfast cappucino in the Vatican dining room and start spitting bars

We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.

Would you hand a child a biosolid ash generating incinerator?

you know, when someone says something like "these are the things that need to be done to avert disaster" and your response is "you think democrats will do that?!?" all you're telling me is that you think politics is a spectator sport

A beast of a beefly

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

You think the shots in Barry Lyndon when the camera pulled back were beautifully composed, wait till you experience this cinematic magic.

one thing i find funny is that the founding generation would likely have been very enthusiastic about, say, muslim immigrants and intensely skeptical of all the catholics

companies on july 1st

The Supreme Court today addressed one of the most pressing threats to the nation today: banning this high school sophomore from playing school sports with her friends 🫡🫠🙃

This birthright ruling is why I just refuse to tolerate all the Democrat garment rending over NY voters choosing progressive candidates. They are incapable of governing in this moment. The politics of appeasement and centrism gets us to a 5-4 decision on the constitutional question.

My 8am walk with my dog informed me there likely will not be an 8pm walk with my dog.

The 👀 emoji is not big enough.

Every year, people are betrayed by their optimism. "Fireworks have exploded in other people's hands, but surely they will not explode in mine. My hands are different."

What's it like inside your head?

i choose to read this as meaning the plants in focus are themselves the Supreme Court. mississippitoday.org/2026/06/29/s...

I think clipping is the practice that would most likely shock folks in front of the curtain.

As someone with a day job in marketing, can confirm. IT'S ALL AN AD!!!!!!!!

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Today is a good day to remember that authoritarianism is not inevitable, overthrowing fascists is possible, and good things can still happen. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, reliving a terrifying childhood trauma while under hypnosis

Cartoons led me to believe rakes would be a much bigger problem.

You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

after a decade of playing D&D, i am sure of only one thing: "bastard 20" >>> "dirty 20"

Joey Jay for gay president.

Untitled, by Alma Thomas, 1968 (slightly rotated), 📸 by Justin Setterfield