Galadriel: "You have no power here, servant of Morgoth!" me: "Oh shit!" G: "You are nameless, faceless, formless." me: "Fuck him UP, Galadriel." G: "Go back to the void from whence you came!" me: "hey so 'whence' implies 'from' and i think the Valar would appreciate the formality of--" G: [stabs]

I appreciate the doctors on the Pitt saying “just two more hours in my shift” when there are four episodes left. YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, SANTOS? GO GET A CLIF BAR, WHITAKER.

I’m tired of global conglomerates telling me to use less energy and plastic. Y’all need to do that. We just live here.

Who needs the gambling apps when hardware kickstarters exist

In “Kill Bill: The Vincent Cut,” the only change is replacing “Twisted Nerve” with “Break Up (Bye Bye)” by the Frock Destroyers.

The difference between eating and dining is the consideration of the combinatorial possibilities of your food

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

is it fedposting if it's about a mediocre man/washed out professional wrestler who stole money from poor people? because i have some ill-fucking-will i need to get out of my system but i also have a job.

Check for loose button batteries around your home! Button batteries can be deadly if swallowed.

me this morning: "i'm doing to do [THING] this afternoon. it'll be really useful and i have plenty of time and no pressing issues in my queue." my queue this afternoon: "lol bet."

We don’t have universal healthcare for the same reason that white southerners poured cement into their community swimming pools rather than let their black neighbors swim in them. Racism is ruining ALL of our lives.

SORROWSCOPES ON FRIDAY?? HELL YEAH

Gemini: Only you can prevent you from achieving your dreams. And you will. Over and over again.

is lwaxana troi the starfleet computer voice

everyone involved in liquor sales in this state understands the problem and the solution except the people who are both the cause of the problem and the deciders of the solution. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMq8...

tonight i learned this bug was responsible for a missing ~600GB of my harddrive: github.com/microsoft/vs... easy enough to deal with but also lol what

i take it back, compression itself is witchcraft. i'm learning about video containers specifically and i want to know when the people behind Matroska put their names in the Devil's book.

video compression is witchcraft. plain and simple.

it's 2026 and developers still act like `section` is just a `div` with a bougie name.

There is nothing in the book of Revelation about a "great casino rising from the prairie," despite what the revival tent preacher across the road is saying.

Well...

WHO TAUGHT THEM HOW TO DRIVE

I'm crying at ISNT THIS LIKE, NOT THE VIBE

not gonna lie, this is what i think of when i see the "future utopia" meme.

after the last few weeks, i think using the Mutuals feed counts as self-care. i drop into my main feed to see what's going on today, and quickly exit for the Mutuals feed when i feel my brain start to catch fire. bsky.app/profile/did:...

The duck humanoid creature stands on the platform, well aware his very consciousness is a result science playing god. He peers down at the riches he’s amassed. Caring nothing for this cruel world he swan dives into coins. Pure metal breaking every bone in his cursed body.

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

every day it doesn't happen is a bad day.

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

Dune 1: Go White Boy, Go Dune 2: Oh Dune 3: Oh White Boy, No

This is … really pretty awesome. James Connolly mentioned.

The meteor had ONE job.

☘️ Cumming Tap ☘️ Cumming, IA

Mildred Pierce's maxim was that you should never leave one room without knowing what you are going to do in the next one. I disappoint that bitch each and every day though, because what the FUCK did I come to the kitchen for, I cannot recall for the life of me.

today i learned Merriam-Webster says "cokehead" is one word, not two. and i think that's something special we can all appreciate.

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

Cops are always like “why did I pull you over? Why did I pull you over?” like literally I drove through a Whole Foods it’s not that deep

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

As always, A MAN!!! #Oscars

She’s better at wearing clothes than most of us are at getting out of bed.

This weekend’s lesson: Maldon’s smoked salt on scrambled eggs. Good lord.

Happy tyrant assassination day!

Never feel more protected by the love of this universe than when I find myself rummaging in a little pack of Welch’s fruit gummies when I hear “…major degloving…” from the TV I am not looking at presently.

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

why are bees doing brutalism

New favorite player just dropped

And a very happy this season to all who observe.