Happy anniversary, Leeroy!

Pro tip: it matters where you cut the headline. Count your words. Do the meth.

Slightly increase a band. NSYNC ➡️ ASYNC

Apple WatchOS 26.5 adds a new Pride watch face. Start the timer on the DOJ suing them over it.

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Just blocked Bluesky Aaron, now I’m waiting for my permanent ban to drop. /s

this is NOT cute!!! millennials only farm engagement with nostalgia porn when they're distressed about their mortality!!!

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

La République, Honoré Daumier, 1848

I’m on day three of recovering from whatever travel crud I picked up after a long weekend in NYC and a short work week in Arizona. The work trip was good, but the fun trip was the best.

Oh great another niche gay culture has escaped captivity.

News used to be better

This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

On a first date you should take the other person to an upscale place, like the gas station.

After four days in Arizona, you know what, Mississippi pollen isn’t the worst after all.

Anyway, it seems some folk still don’t realize all of America is Mississippi.

god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship

To me this is America

this is also one of my hobbyhorses. you want a better caliber of lawmaker? you want to reduce the odds of corruption? pay them more. a lot more.

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

Happy 9th anniversary to Tom Holland's performance of Umbrella on Lip Sync Battle, a pivotal pop culture moment in history! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Nice vessel, dipshit. Is that thing even seaworthy? 😂

I am ready for a nap, please.

interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness? me: oh they’re all pretty great

Finally starting Nothing But Blackened Teeth and, after the first chapter, if Cassandra Khaw is going to drop a banger line on every page til the end, I’m gonna need some fiber.

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

My current favorite.

What in the Pixar hell did I just watch (derogatory)

“Internet search engine, did they use AI to write Predator: Badlands?” Internet search engine:

This time the turkey does the serving

If SFO is my dream airport because of its quiet policy, then JFK was forged by a council of my enemies. I am taking my chances with death and dismemberment at LGA next time.

Hi! I'm a farmer! This NYT article is sweet, saccharine bullshit. Farmers knew Trump was going to hurt our business. Because he already did a trade war in his 1st term. I even did a video on why so many farmers support Trump, WHILE knowing he'd hurt our farms.

No, these people are an embarrassment to smugglers, they just packed their luggage full of weed and tried to vibe on through

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Dude Wipes is a sponsor on one of the horses in the Debry. I’m glad we’ve accepted this isn’t a dignified or refined sport.

Happy 13th anniversary to that terrible misunderstanding at a WI meeting.

Liz Lemon, you should come to the Knicks game with me and this skinny French dude Tommy Chameleon.

dudes rock

Feel compelled to share that Kacey Musgraves continues to be the most gorgeous girl in the world, and "Middle of Nowhere" is a gorgeous album replete with gorgeous vocals, songwriting, music, humor, melancholy and more.

I wrote about making choices, forks and branches, and the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure classic, The Cave of Time. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.

Cuss out the invading Normans, I feel.

“Tap + hold” >>>>> “long swipe”