LOL. Not Disney releasing a Star Wars trailer hoping that will appease the masses. They are desperate.

Just remembered that my wife and I are in my niece's phone as "Baddies," and honestly, it's my greatest accomplishment.

There are many things we will look back on with incredulity but what has happened over the past ten days, is absolutely criminal.

If I were a spider and I spun a beautiful web all night, full of intricate detail, and then a human walked right into it, or swept it away, I would be so angry.

The Daily Show is so great tonight.

I would have thought O. Nuzzi would be unable to work as a journalist again after the whole bear killer thing. Fascinating times.

You are literally, constitutionally and biblically allowed to do this.

Comedians are far quieter today than I would have hoped.

Just saw the dress rehearsal for The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay opera. It is truly stunning. A magnum opus. And if you can see it you should.

Hannah Oliver Depp: "For the month of Aug., we were down about 60% year over year... People are in pain, they’re suffering, they’re scared... Not-for-profits who might be aligned with us...fear repercussions if they were seen to support a Black, queer, Asian, disability-owned independent bookstore."

LOL. You cannot make this up; these people are TEMU villains.

Sat behind Fitz at the Liberty game and my arms were on TV.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Wow. They canceled the Jimmy Kimmel show? So cowardly of ABC.

These people calling for bipartisanship! Even now! It’s a level of delusion that defies credulity.

Great! Can you pls let ppl know that this weekend is #Zohran 's Big Fall Canvass? Can sign up here: www.zohranfornyc.com/volunteer/ev... Come along for a couple of hours! Thx #Mamdani #nyc #mets #Yankees #Giants #Jet

Some kids just came by canvassing for Mamdani. An absolute delight. Ten out of ten ground game.

LOL. Guys. We don’t register to protest. We just show up.

Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.

It’s interesting to see a writer list “the worst things” a man has done, and it’s truly a list of horrors, and then blithely say that still, we must get along. You can only do that when you aren’t in anyone’s political crosshairs. Must be nice.

I first saw Sneakers in college. The year was 1992 and I was 17. They did a special screening on campus because Lawrence Lasker was an alum. Anyway, it was the first movie I saw Robert Redford in and it was CINEMA. Best movie ever. RIP to that handsome unproblematic man.

A new niece is about to drop. Very excited.

In all seriousness, Vance’s unhinged diatribe really reminds me that this country is in dire straits. I can’t even wrap my mind around how bad things are and how impossible everything feels. How are we supposed to stay here and write and stay like… alive?

Vance really out here performing his version of scary Evita.

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

It’s really funny that you can amass hundreds of billions of dollars, and still Be desperately uncool and dull. I know that’s gotta hurt.

Genuinely surprised by The Pitt winning. We loved it so this is nice.

Okay Dr. John Carter

The way I just sat up. Okay Stephen Graham!

Fascinating that the only performers tonight are country musicians. It’s fine. Everything is fine.

Oh my memory is too long. No fun.

This Emmys money/speech time nonsense is really terrible. CBS is quite happy to be state television.

The plot has been completely lost. It feels parodic at this point. Like someone is trying to force a mass delusion. No thank you.

Just flew on an ancient, filthy regional jet. But the best part was this

Someone's death does not in fact change their life.

I learned a lot about some folks this week. Whew.

At dinner, my dad and I sat next to a couple on a date and truly, straight women are soldiers. This man never stopped talking. Just monologuing, saying factually incorrect things, and complaining about lawn mowing even though he works out daily. It was so bad my dad remarked on it!

Just read a lesbian con women caper novel out in April. Quite the romp. It’s called The Long Con.

I’m in my hometown for the weekend and airport parking is $9. A day.

Watch the wall to wall coverage end now that the call is coming from inside the house. Alas. Onward.

We always knew exactly who the shooter would be. The only detail we didn't know was his name.

Meanwhile, on HBCU campuses, lockdowns after bomb threats and though I'm sure this won't interest most media types, it is worth noting: abcnews.go.com/amp/US/multi...

Saw this last night. It was really interesting.

It’s an absolute shame that DC fired Gretchen Felker- Martin for exercising free speech and then @bsky.app suspended her account. Every writer here should be decrying this because we have to stand up for each other! This is ridiculous.

No. Gossip is not a sin. Please get your head together. Please. It's fascinating that people make so much out of something harmless. NO one is talking about malicious gossip. Just writer gossip. It's the lowest of low stakes. I'm happy for you saints who don't gossip but yr lying about not gossiping

This is class solidarity. In case you’re at all confused.

The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.

I knew the punditry would be embarrassing today but my goodness. It's way worse than I expected.

Sometimes y’all really do test me.

Mmmm.