take your date to the chicago pizza oven grinder's and tell them about the fact that the st. valentines day massacre happened in a garage right across the street. enjoy pizza served inverted from a bowl and think about the thompson staccato of arbitrary mechanized death echoing from the bricks

got some pink filament and printed and ice agent

Steve Jobs Hostage Jackoff doll for sale

cactuar attempt came out spaghettified

Steve Jobs Hostage Jackoff doll for sale

Watching the episode of Tales from the Crypt where James Bond is on the casting couch of BangBros

Coco Davez - Zappa. Acrylic on canvas. #Popart

Nadar [Gaspard Félix Tournachon] (~1863)

Goku, Joy of Man’s Desiring is that a thing

this is how all of u talk on here

Old heads remember

Hell Yeah

this was the only tweet from 2025 I could find that I took a screenshot of because I liked it instead of to dunk on it

"President Lincoln, someone is trying to open a new, 'Whiter House of the Future' right across the street and drive us out of business." - Clerks the Animated Series (2002)

having ourselves a Class III #steakFriday while finally back to regular double-digit temperatures

another for my adultbel series

Lmao @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com thank you for my new shirt

Peter "Charlie" Attie Besharo (ca. 1960)

Drew Concealed Carey

rewatching this now and damn it's still so good

River otter sketch commission from a minute ago.

shouldn't allow this technology around folks like me

nazi billionaires are coordinating via group chat that’s the 4chan 500

GamemasterJeff: It's the wildest day/night of my island party and that means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every pedophile from every government, corporation, university, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for HUGE party*

going to chug this jug of circus-grade whiskey before Friday starts to get ahead of Tony

Horace Pippin (1943)

Are YOU a "Friend of Murray?" Let other elite tier Michiganders know with this subtle signal that shows you rep the SEMI more than Optimus Prime. Just follow the luxuriously illustrated and alt-texted instructions below!

This is a crazy number. Thank you to everyone who bought a shirt or just shared my posts. Abolish ICE.

Stevan Dohanos (1940)

@jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com the official site hasn't been updated yet but visit indiana has the deets!

I believe congratulations is in order! He did it!

bullying works 🫣

sent her an email. hoping for the best. here is a comic I asked her very nicely to draw for me and I love it so much

when did we lose @carl.bsky.social ?? :,((

Michael Cummings (1996)

that right

your bug out bag should contain a large amount of carbon monoxide you can access quickly in a survival situation