i found the hole doctor

🎶 You better watch out 🎶 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵

this is how all of u talk on here

The Road Wario

Miss you, Norm. You would have loved the amount of sports betting apps we have now.

“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.

Lunch sketch.

playing this while filming people beating the absolute shit out of each other in the parking lot

yeah but he was talked down from the Dark Knight Tumbler Batmobile.

The Road Wario

Betty Spindler (2000)

I made a lot of cookies with my dad this weekend !

fuck a sixty minutes this is the only real news

Remembering Frank Zappa born in Baltimore, Maryland on this day in 1940. What is your favourite song or album by Frank Zappa? #FrankZappa

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gdi lions 😩

the economy is fucked

I got a free manscaping when they took out part of my colon that’s gotta count

Happy Winter Solstice! Beer can, pinhole camera photos of the Summer to Winter Solstice (2024) and the Winter to Summer Solstice (2025). You never know quite what you're going to get with these photos, set the beer can pointing towards the sun at hopefully the correct angle and wait 6 months!

I'm no connoisseur, but the Costco hotdog is possibly the best hotdog on earth regardless of the pricepoint.

Willard Midgette (1976)

@krime.bsky.social with another KO ☠️💀💥🥊💨 #jakepaul #fafo #schadenfreude

Old heads remember

Say what you will, but the Jackass dudes were far better role models for young men than these repressed intellectual dark web losers.

The Chicago Bears Beat The Cheeseheads on Saturday Night Football in Overtime !!

holy fucking shit what was that ending

my mans out here inventing Skittlebraü

still can't believe we found this in the wild the other year

First Jake Paul now Andrew Tate? Blessed with a double early Christmas

How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter

i feel like i would be a very good shirt designer for big dogs

John Thompson (1968)

@fairbairn.zone on his day off

nazi billionaires are coordinating via group chat that’s the 4chan 500

Epstein has released more new material since his death than Michael Jackson

Note to self: Don’t get brain worms.