overhearing an interview with a guy saying he would do anything to win the superbowl and in the other room I shouted "WOULD YOU SUCK AN APE'S DICK TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL?!" and Dr. Wifeprov, without missing a beat replied

supAIrblow

word on the street

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

halftime super nachos were fuckin' incredible

combing through the epstein emails to see if he ever emailed strongbad

Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉

kittens

Wuhhhh? Buhhhhhhh???!

#CursedZillow is starting up! twitch.tv/geop Hatted cats, football references, and more!

Never Forget

Michael Menchaca (2010)

take your date to the chicago pizza oven grinder's and tell them about the fact that the st. valentines day massacre happened in a garage right across the street. enjoy pizza served inverted from a bowl and think about the thompson staccato of arbitrary mechanized death echoing from the bricks

got some pink filament and printed and ice agent

Steve Jobs Hostage Jackoff doll for sale

cactuar attempt came out spaghettified

Steve Jobs Hostage Jackoff doll for sale

Watching the episode of Tales from the Crypt where James Bond is on the casting couch of BangBros

Coco Davez - Zappa. Acrylic on canvas. #Popart

Nadar [Gaspard Félix Tournachon] (~1863)

Goku, Joy of Man’s Desiring is that a thing

this is how all of u talk on here

Old heads remember

Hell Yeah

this was the only tweet from 2025 I could find that I took a screenshot of because I liked it instead of to dunk on it

"President Lincoln, someone is trying to open a new, 'Whiter House of the Future' right across the street and drive us out of business." - Clerks the Animated Series (2002)

having ourselves a Class III #steakFriday while finally back to regular double-digit temperatures

another for my adultbel series

Lmao @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com thank you for my new shirt

Peter "Charlie" Attie Besharo (ca. 1960)

Drew Concealed Carey

rewatching this now and damn it's still so good

River otter sketch commission from a minute ago.

shouldn't allow this technology around folks like me

nazi billionaires are coordinating via group chat that’s the 4chan 500

GamemasterJeff: It's the wildest day/night of my island party and that means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every pedophile from every government, corporation, university, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for HUGE party*

going to chug this jug of circus-grade whiskey before Friday starts to get ahead of Tony

Horace Pippin (1943)

Are YOU a "Friend of Murray?" Let other elite tier Michiganders know with this subtle signal that shows you rep the SEMI more than Optimus Prime. Just follow the luxuriously illustrated and alt-texted instructions below!

This is a crazy number. Thank you to everyone who bought a shirt or just shared my posts. Abolish ICE.

Stevan Dohanos (1940)