Steve the Cat has clocked out

if we meet intelligent life from other planets, we can just tell them anything “yes we do greet each other by shitting our pants, it’s a sacred oath”

Pizza Bag! it's sauce bag. bag of sauce. or maybe its blood

My sight grows dim with age, wait *turns on kitchen light* false alarm

I need this cold medicine to kick in so everything goes from “ow my head hurts” into “i’m tired and everything is mildly amusing”

blasting this so I'm ready for the rapture or whatever

girl: go to stamps dot com for all your stamp needs! stamps dot com, the simple way to send! daspletosaurus torosus: ROAHGHGHAAAHAGAGABGAHHH

david_lee_moth - just like paradise (porch light recut).mp3

give them back

Mi gordito

dinner time

Okay, I promise my 5th form is my last one

why do they call it scrambled eggs and not oops I fucked up the omelette

they should make it on birthdays everyone yells not it and only the last person to say it has to buy gifts

sometimes my eyes fall out at night and just roll around the floor blinking

introducing wrigley’s peppermint hummus gum

you asked for the best but that’s been delayed by 6 weeks and the worst is on back order so you are stuck with me

Steve the Cat has his choice of at least ten comfortable cat beds, but his favorite place to sleep is a box on the table on top of an old discarded hoodie

in the heathcliff comics, his dad is a convict. they jail cats in this universe. they put pets in prison. why is no one talking about this,

Steve the Cat has his choice of at least ten comfortable cat beds, but his favorite place to sleep is a box on the table on top of an old discarded hoodie

I have nothing against most reptiles and birds

"Beanie Baby" implies the existance of Beanie Adult.

Discovery of prehistoric tech deck suggests early humans knew how to shred

the diggity diggity doc yall

Squirrel Interrupted

Steve the Cat considers any surface his bed

come see my Cheers themed black metal band Clavin Hoof

keeping my eye out for sucker mc’s

Greetings from Steve the Cat

hey shut up

Growing up means being willing to admit that Mini & Max from UFO50 is a better game than your favorite niche NES metroidvania that's been a part of your online identity since 2000.

Steve the Cat can be very polite

a wild Steve the Cat has appeared

young david letterman would’ve been the perfect waluigi

guy who invented the answering machine using voice mail for the first time: what the fuck

I think about food 2-3 times a day

deep fryers would be perfect if the gallons of left over oil could be made into something else mmm these week old oil biscuits came out amazing

i’m not even sure what my posting gimmick is anymore tired memes, interdisciplinary mountain research, ancient battle tactics involving nets?

people often ask, how are you today dr zoggle and I always have the same response its dr. zoggle

hello, i’m doctor zoggle

at the dentist about to be made a king

computer freeze popsicle

one hundred fajita pitas

rest in peace Maru, may you find all the boxes you seek in the next life

nice haul today, been looking for speaking in tongues for awhile

our ancestor who discovered hot peppers must of had a hell of a time selling that shit to the tribe check out this green vegetable, it sets your mouth on fire and makes you cry