I think I'm going to have to downsize my cult

glueing corn kernels on a popsicle stick for an appetizer

every tech company announcement is like you're gonna love what we're going to force on you against your will

Steve the Cat doesn’t give a fuck

🤔

therapist: so what is your biggest concern? me: (whispering) I’m afraid Hammer isn’t done with the hurting

don’t be the friend still sending steamed ham memes, just close the tab and move along

biggest decision of the night, which cereal to eat

Steve the Cat + Cat Nip + Laser

I own the original fist from the north star

I hang with such an anti-ai crowd that it's always weird when I see people just using it out in the wild just feels gross

aaaahhhh

I’m being judged

the Dr. Zoggle oreos only sold 53 packages in the last 6 months, apparently the public doesnt want the smooth taste of oreos combined with salty black licorice

still sneaking around 🥷

Sneaking hours

When I was a kid my parents told me if I didn't go to gatherings, people would stop inviting me. So that was a great tip I received early on.

I can't pay attention 'cause I'm on that dust

🎶 Carrion Queen 🎻🎻🎻 now she's feasting on your spleen 🎻🎻🎻 and your heart now that you're done can't be killed by a gun 🎶

Baal is pronounced Ball because the ancient Canaanite priesthood were known for their fierce inside game relying on offensive rebounds and blood sacrifices

36 chambers? of Shaolin? in this economy?

my blood is lava

if I was in Osaka right now, I’d be like what the

That’s his cushion

(mortal kombat techno voice) almond walnut peanut brazillian pistachio liu kang cashew (screaming and heavy bass)

Open letter to the guy that came up with videos following you down the page when you scroll away to read the rest of the website: Fuck you, I hope you die a slow and painful death.

Hey Fryman, why are you reading this in my voice?

using my electric razor on a tray of ice cubes and I think I’m making snow cones wrong

Cool Box Art

i’m tired of all these nerds

arriving to shitpost for you before noon

me in the shower when the edible kicks in

Shinjiro Otani had the best dropkicks

I’m not going to lie, if I met Gumby, I would slay him and devour his green tea flavored flesh

once in awhile there's a post that's like, what video game made you cry your eyes out? well...none? mario and doom guy never did anything sad. they didnt jerk a single tear!

hello

sure, fuck it, let’s have some hail now, we have had every other weather in the last 10 days

jenga is cool because after the tower breaks you can just leave

Steve the Cat has big purrs

imagine a strong baby, just deadlifting hundreds of pounds no baby dont drink that its muscle milk

one that’s made entirely out of syrup??

my eating habits have been described as deranged and inconceivable by the wall street journal

you should be able to trick or treat all year, just randomly show up demanding candy

Oh sorry to disturb you brother

Chuck Norris was human garbage, no great loss

don’t get any better than this