Dr. Zoggle
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I’m online let’s be friends
finally my calculator can play blackjack
about 4 hours ago
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I’m actually haunted by the ghost of Ty Cobb and all he does is call me old timey slurs and bitches about bunting techniques
about 7 hours ago
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shadows
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about 9 hours ago
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about 10 hours ago
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Nurbsy
about 11 hours ago
Treating myself to a greasy disgusting dinner that will make me feel like crap
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about 11 hours ago
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say it say taser laser
about 11 hours ago
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Hooray Hooray One Dr. Zoggle post a day
about 13 hours ago
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St. Louis people just like 'there was a nuclear exchange?'
1 day ago
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Crypt🎃-Z🧿🧿l໐gᴉcal Dis🪓ter 𓆑🏴
1 day ago
we're cranking the thermostat to 98°, pouring vaseline everywhere and we're going to snail the fuck out, you should come over
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Yeah, I’m Ra the Sun God but I don’t like to brag
1 day ago
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Long day today and a busy morning tomorrow It will be worth it tomorrow afternoon when I’m finally done with everything and I can make delicious pitas and watch og iron chef episodes
2 days ago
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Nurbsy
2 days ago
You’re goddamn right they are! Fuck you!!!
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Subject: Steve the Cat Status: Sleepy guy
2 days ago
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My HP is low because I keep eating poison ☠️
3 days ago
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(Robert Plant singing) mayyyOoOoO
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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when I die, bury me with all the memes I stole back in 2015
3 days ago
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Next time on Star Trek: The Next Generation La Forge installs AI improvements to the holodeck, causing massive cascading failures on all major ship systems. Meanwhile, Worf struggles to understand Arbor Day
3 days ago
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if they say take me to your leader, just bring them to me
4 days ago
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I conquered the dishes, no mere cleaning was involved in that ordeal
4 days ago
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Hollywood the Cat seems concerned about my breakfast choices
4 days ago
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Timothy
4 days ago
a meeting of minds this morning
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toot toot
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4 days ago
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this guy says I’m a-ok
6 days ago
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I never get songs stuck in my head I get 10 seconds of a chorus for a song stuck in my head on endless repeat
6 days ago
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oh sorry your majesty, I didn’t realize hummus cups aren’t actual candy and I’m the monster
6 days ago
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It’s time
7 days ago
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someone heard the heated blanket was taken out of the closet
7 days ago
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Nurbsy
7 days ago
Over the past month or so it seems everyone is becoming more and more obsessed with the macabre
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I hate when my food is hot when I’m in a hurry its like cmon cool off you bastard
8 days ago
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Hunky Kong
8 days ago
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Steve the Cat is 👻
8 days ago
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I consider my worst performance Desperately Seeking Susan, I was just terrible in it
8 days ago
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jimprov
9 days ago
now Sweet Potato is a basket case
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I can't get it to leave, it's eaten 5 bags of lettuce
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Nic
10 days ago
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Steve the Cat is 🍎
10 days ago
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one eggplant ketchup blizzard please
10 days ago
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Frights Gordo
11 days ago
People keep asking why there's so much Aerosmith on my Halloween playlist. It's because I'm terrified of Steven Tyler
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Sharkboy 🤠🦈
11 days ago
*crumchcrumchcrumch*
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I miss when I was in the band Dokken, they’d be all like ”hey, let’s play dream warriors“ and I would go no that shit sucks and they didn’t let me go on tour anymore
11 days ago
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I bet Mario smells like shit
11 days ago
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I’m on drugs
11 days ago
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weeder
14 days ago
My hot sauce of choice is too spicy for my father, essentially I have bested him in single combat
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I like when artists are like mic check because I know they are serious about their audio equipment
14 days ago
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yeah I’ve seen it all, even saw a hobo babe hump a slobo
14 days ago
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Nurbsy
14 days ago
Does anyone wanna drink beers and talk shit behind a gas station. In 1997
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I actually have two souls because of a mix up
15 days ago
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