Don’t throw out you candy bar wrappers, save them in the freezer for making stock

you may not like it, but this is what a proper city layout looks like

super pleased with this set wargames atlantic doesnt mess around and hooks you up with so many extras, including dozens of different heads

I don’t remember last night

wielding the blade of untold destructive power that’s destined to break the world and using it to open a jar of smuckers

before Veronica Mars there was Barbara Saturn

shitposting in the middle ages was just going to the town square and yelling hear ye hear ye I have three plagues

am i doing this right

me and my crew assaulting your castle with shitposts

yeah I’m not doing age verification for fucking discord of all things, time to bail in march

the bluesky universe map doesnt have me, I don’t exist Probably something to do with deleting my account a year ago, had 1600 people following me and a constant rate and now I barely get a follower every few months blessing in disguise

me answering a text at 7 am

the only bowl of super I’m watching

bone fence, bedrock city, rts. 64 and 180, valle, arizona, 1987

the super bowl is often played with two teams #footballfacts

Yeah I’m ready for The Big Game

Big game? No, we playing Lost Vikings and drinking milkdud juice

alright fine I’m going to bed in 1993

its 3:08 am, I can post whatever I want

before he was Ugly Kid Joe, he was known as Handsome Baby Joe stay tuned for more #musicfacts

I’ve got five boxes of cereal and zero milk, this is a tragedy

If we only sent Richard Dunn more bones, none of this would of happened

Dnd PCs be like: Inexperienced player: my PC is basically a 1-1 expy of a character I like from popular culture Intermediate player: my PC is a complex, rounded character with a rich backstory and mechanics Veteran Player: I am a machine-gun wielding penguin that uses a magical jet-pack to fly

Bandcamp Friday is upon us & my entire discography is free/pwyw — if you enjoy trip-hop/downtempo/instrumental hip-hop there might be something here that you’ll dig!👇🏻

Man I don't care if it's right seven times a day, eight times a day. We need a new clock. It needs to be right 100% of the time.

using a VPN to connect to my toaster and unlock the hidden defrost setting

ANZEQUALL THE THIRTEEN EYED ANGEL OF DELIGHT AT THE GATES OF THE BEYOND: so it says here you spent an entire decade of your life just looking at your phone! my dead ass: sure. that tracks ANZEQUALL THE THIRTEEN EYED ANGEL OF DELIGHT AT THE GATES OF THE BEYOND: that's too much! my dead ass: sure

trying out a new brand of plastic cement on this lil bird

the energizer bunny has passed away at the age of 35, we ask that you throw any old batteries into the ocean in it’s memory

Doc dinner

I keep getting bad reviews on uber because I blast number station recordings while doing 90 on the side streets

hung up old godzilla poster until I figure out what I wanna put on this wall

the person who invented the music genre known as Ska was sentenced to life imprisonment due to his crimes against humanity stay tuned for more #musicfacts

Majestic Dignified wants to eat the plastic the waffles came in

yeah cult is going well, thriving

first hour with Cult of the Lamb: huh the action section feels like Nuclear Throne, I wonder what this village stuff is about sixth hour with Cult of the Lamb: 75% of my cult is sick and bedridden because I dont have a place for corpses and I have the rest praying as I clean up vomit and mine

sometimes I like to reskeet stuff like this bu

Steve the Cat is worn out from an afternoon of screaming and running down hallways

"do you want to allow this app to make changes to your device?" brother I want this app to destroy my device