I’ve got games on the NES I still want to finish, just hundreds of games in my backlog. I am totally fine if I don’t play or buy another game for the rest of my life, which is the way things are heading.

just avoiding the triple digit heat and make tie dye shirts today with @teribighouse.bsky.social

"The first manned mission to Jupiter has ended in tragedy. As they entered the planet's orbit, the crew became more and more stupider, until they were rendered unable to operate their spacecraft."

i should be all 😴but instead I’m all 🆙

yo dawg summer heat got you down? wow that sucks

i'm going again while the line is short

Steve the Cat brought me the dvd remote but won’t tell me what he wants to watch

high speed internet was a mistake, throttle us back down to 56k

my sexy cologne today is a beatup flannel that smells like the gyoza I made last night

108 degree heatwave has me questioning the decision to skip fixing my car’s AC last week on the bright side, probably sweated out 3 lbs on the way to the store this morning

making everyone mad as I hold up breakfast giving every item on the table a different alignment and class

backrooms are great actually. it's the front rooms that are scary. that's where the customers are

only 31 days until christmas

Maki Roll

yeah, need this as a poster asap (art by Erik Whalen)

Dr. Zoggle XV

change the map to ganjafarmreweeded2004

my soccer (fūțbøļ) strategy would be just to stop playing and hold hands, really learn something about your opponent and grow as a person

pancake zoo, all the exhibits are pancakes, they don’t do anything just cages full of pancakes new ones every morning

you never know what Bart Simpson is going to say next

it’s always sunny with Steve the Cat

My offer

I need to think of a name for this troll

this is alabaster grimmshank my 12th level hvac repairman

Dr. Zoggle XIV

Steve the Cat has always loved a good box

friend showed me a local game store I didn’t know about, mostly card game stuff but they did have a box of lizards I grabbed currently priming a test model, they some little fellas using desert tan primer, thinking blue and orange color scheme

Dr. Zoggle XIII

I knew a guy at one of my old jobs that used to say “gundam” instead of godamn and last time I looked he posts nothing but sonic inflation porn and bitcoin memes

greetngs (explosions)

Steve the Cat lost in thought

snocone bowl

the birthday girl