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25 Dec 2025

Today is the birthday of a very important person in history. This one goes out to Annie Lenox. It's your day Annie!

I have just now learned that the German version of Jingle Bells is called Schlittenfahrt and the holidays are henceforth forever changed

A Proposal for All Parents Worldwide

the last politician who did what the people wanted was r. budd dwyer

Encoding The King and I(1956) for streaming, call that a Yul ogg

My post-apocalyptic companions are worried that I was bitten by the rabid podcaster before we put him down but they're just being paranoid. This will make great content for the bonus episoohhh no

Some Americans follow soccer to seem more cultured but I just call acetaminophen paracetamol

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

Give it up once more for our comrades in retail and service industries during this most wonderful time of the year 🫡

Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.

Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes

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🎶 I saw Mommy blow the Sparkletts guy 🎶

merry christmas 😊

Saw an article detailing tips for structurally sound gingerbread houses. Main recommendation was to make denser, drier gingerbread by either over baking or under leavening. Dumb. The whole point is that it's cookies. If I wanted it to taste like cardboard just I'd build it out of cardboard.

Last year I lost $14,000 betting on the Santa tracker but I’m not going to make that mistake this year. This year I’m going to win.

Time to make a big ol' pot of mac 'n' cheese* *it's always time to make a big ol' pot of mac 'n' cheese

Tis the season, enjoy some Nog and sing along youtu.be/4cCTgRax94o?...

steam sale used to be "that's crazy i can't not buy this at this price" and now it's "pay $50 for stellar blade"

Resident Evil Code: Veronica X Now in HD is $2.99 on XBL buff.ly/3Ep4Zav $5.99 US PSN buff.ly/3YKlrbB

ah shit, I was a huge fan of his work *checks notes* groping women at conventions and then suing them when they speak up about it, so this is a huge blow

samurais loyalty to their lords goes a bit too far for me. trying to die for your boss is embarrassing

I want to host a show where right wingers come on to talk to me and I just yell at them non-stop until they won’t or can’t take it anymore and leave. Then I spend whatever time is left mocking their cowardice. I feel like this would help us all understand each other and Further the Conversation.

Labial Folds Santa wishes you a Happy Holiday ❤️

Today is Chiitan's birthday🎂 Everyone please send me your congratulations♡ I love you all so much. 今日はちぃたん☆のお誕生日ですっ☆いつも一緒にいてくれてありがとうございますっ大好きですっ☆

Wario might be bad, but he would never pass a law that allows widespread online censorship of queer people or sexual health education

overall the feeling you get from planet earth in 2025 is like watching a tv show six seasons after it got bad. nothing's funny and everyone's got weird plastic surgery faces

sorry i'm late my car had to compile shaders

If ouroboros had the right dietary supplement he wouldn't be doing all that. I think it's an undiagnosed mineral deficiency.

right side pong paddle. it really makes the game a lot easier if right side pong paddle isn't there

The second Simpsons movie will be about all of them getting throat transplants to introduce a new cast for the next 800 episodes.

Mmmm, Santa juice

Now you can mail this postcard to your dad 👽 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...

On a similar note, when John McClane gets that guy's radio and goes up to the roof and squawks on the emergency frequency and that dispatcher lady is like "Sir, this is a reserved channel, blah blah blah." You think she got in the shit when it turned out to be a real situation?

That one Imperial officer who was like "don't blast that escape pod, no life signs aboard." You think he got in trouble? Because the gunner was all in before he intervened, sure would've saved them a lot of hassle in the long run. "Hey Greg, uh, Lord Vader wants to see you, and he sounds pissed."

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Boba Fett in the Holiday Special cartoon is cooler than Boba Fett has ever been in live action

Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant

mentioned this to a guy who said hey to me at the store yesterday so i might as well say it here: after spending all year on patreon, my four-part series FOOL TIME will drop on youtube this month. one episode every tuesday through the end of the year

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

Huh. I only posted 89 times? And only used the word "fucking' 7 times? And 4 of those were in one post? From last week? Not gonna investigate, on account of lazy, but that seems low.

One of our fans, Kadmos, was able to suggest a terrifying visage to be constructed in balloons by streamer SharpBalloons. Thanks.