Block @attie.ai! I just did and it was real easy.

what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"

Just want to point out that the technology to build a waterpark of some kind has existed for over 2000 years IRL and if you're not adding a waterpark to your fantasy setting because "it would need magic", you may need to reassess your #WorldBuilding. Just sayin' #TTRPG #TRPG

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

I care more about the lives of trans people than about the feelings of cis people and if you're upset about me calling you a bad person for this, I don't give a shit

Marathoning ER, when a doc asks "Do you know where you are?" to assess patient mental state I always always always say "You're in the jungle baby!" And if anyone mentions John Carter I always always always say "of Mars!?"

Open letter to the guy that came up with videos following you down the page when you scroll away to read the rest of the website: Fuck you, I hope you die a slow and painful death.

I'm not really qualified to assess whether clinging sullenly to a child's book makes you a bad person, but I do think it makes you timid, incurious, and dull. It makes you someone who will sacrifice other people for a memory of comfort. It makes you untrustworthy and weak.

separating the heart from the artist (point-blank shotgun blast)

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

like, be so fucking serious. the founder really said "a ghost told me"

the pokemon kid was right, shorts really are comfy and easy to wear

A fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies sat waiting for a post-credits scene at the end of My Dinner With Andre. paletteswap.site/different-co...

Holy shit just a few hours ago I was saying I love potato chips but I wished there was a way they could taste like rice that had experienced great grief and regret

Sometimes when watching the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode The Nth Degree, I forget that the probe was created by aliens who identify themselves as the "Cytherians." 👽💦💦

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Taylor and Shannon Zimmerman became first-time parents this week, welcoming their new son, Chat Zimmerman. paletteswap.site/dif...

Ricky Jay could do this with his bare hands.

Testing whether or not animals “kiss.”

i just think instead of using the computer to make fake graphics we should use the computer to make real graphics

Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown is just that Onion headline with Katherine Janeway saying, "Well, well, well, not so easy to be a Starfleet captain who doesn't suck shit, is it?"

Love the first few chapters with Strider where he keeps telling you not to ask about the 17 pages of backstory stapled to his character sheet. Was I musing about a fair yet unattainable lady? That’s a secret. Don’t ask about how my sword broke either. BTW my two names are my business.

Check out the preface from my book! www.youtube.com/shorts/j-s8T...

I am only being mildly productive, but I also found a very funny fact to share with all of you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another...

Saw a resident foster home near me is putting up a cookie both for the troop made of their kids today, so I thought I'd re-share this link for people to order boxes (or directly donate) to support them.

they got my letters

I could never be friends with anyone named Clarissa. Not for long anyway. I would constantly be asking them for explanation.

set your clocks back again, we fucked up

Shout out to The Expanse for reminding/reinforcing my weakness for dangerous women with accents. 😳

Yeah well, I'm only gonna spring like 40 minutes forward. Close enough right?

My idols are dead and my enemies are in power. But thanks to the fine people at Eagle Foods, Hamburger Helper has more cheesy taste than ever

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

In 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' (featured on MST3K) a lady has to rush in to stop a child from poking at a guy's exposed brain. She tells the kid "You'll get mustard all over his brain!" and the kid is like "Brains don't have feelings!" Yeah, they don't have mustard either you stupid little shit!

Stupid daylights saving time is around the corner. Spring forward. Bah, humbug! I think we should roll the clocks back an hour every time. Every day in fact! Would it be weird and inconvenient? Hell yes! But imagine realizing you don't need to be up for another hour yet, every single morning!

Dentist accidentally punched me in the soft palate trying to pull a particularly troublesome molar. So I kicked his ass in the parking lot after the procedure.

If your argument for doing something is just "that's the way it's done", then that's not an argument, it's a lucky pair of socks you wear on game days

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Very valuable list! Plenty of places to donate near you.

BRB, writing an essay arguing that, since the number of people doing character build theorycrafting is anecdotally much greater than the number of people engaged in active group-based play at any given time, Dungeons & Dragons in its modern form should properly be considered a solo journalling game.

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

BS The Legend of Zelda (1995) was an adventure RPG by Nintendo on the Super Famicom. It's a remake of the original NES game and broadcast by St. GIGA via the Satellaview service. The land of Hyrule is under threat from Ganon's evil! But instead of Link saving the day, it's you! (a rebuilt thread)

Discord was going to use age verification that literally pipes your information straight to the fascist US government, until hackers exposed it. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.” www.therage.co/persona-age-...