Puss in Boots -- cute movie Pus in boots -- terrible podiatrist diagnosis

Vegan Christmas was fine, but singing Lentil Drummer Boy seemed a bit extreme.

Dear airport workers: you have an extremely difficult, thankless job, and I sympathize. But please do not rudely treat me like an idiot for not knowing the precise processes at your particular workplace, when they're different at every fucking airport.

everyone always talks about salt of the earth people, but I wanna meet a pepper of the sea guy

Merry Christmas It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

Marina and I discuss this charmingly sly Christmas story by Mário de Andrade #turkeys #brazil #happyholidays www.theincomparable.com/sophomorelit...

Somewhere Phillip Noyce notices Patriot Games is trending) Ooh! (Clicks further) (Sadly) Oh.

I wrote a McSweeney's piece that's up today! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.

On this month’s BoCo episode, Ben and Adam are joined by Dan McCoy of @flophousepodcast.com to talk all things… The Thing! Go to maximumfun.org/join/ to listen and to support the show, link in bio! @maximumfun.org #greatesttrek #thething #friendsofdesoto #fods

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 Critters in space 3 college Ghoulies 2 new batch Gremlins and a creepy, pervy Munchie

A taste of tomorrow's mini, with our guest, the wonderful Amber Nash (voice of Pam on Archer!) -- we talk about Hallmark Christmas movies! And check out Amber's new(ish) podcast RePhrasing on Maximum Fun! maximumfun.org/podcasts/rep...

America's caught in a version of A Christmas Carol where it's visited by a billion spirits and doesn't learn a damn thing.

Another reminder to anyone who enforces anything -- executive orders are not, never were, and (god, I hope) will never be laws. If an EO is issued as if it's a law, feel free to treat it like the toilet paper it's printed on.

My friend Clara Peterson co-produced this charming short, directed by Nick Hartanto, the first Indonesian-American filmmaker to qualify for the Academy Awards (also available on the Academy Screening Room for Academy members). Check it out. www.shortoftheweek.com/2025/11/18/d...

guys I'm beginning to suspect that joe cool is actually snoopy

She could have been another Kristy Swanson but instead Lauren Holly is dragging Kelsey Grammer, she’s a Real One

in heaven we can snooze all suggested posts for as many days as we like

flirting at the ghost story convention: "I'm M. R. James." "...And is there an M. R. S. James?"

this is my sickness

"Hitting Yourself in the Head with a Hammer (HYHH) skeptics are really just incurious hammer luddites. To just make sweeping statements like all HYHH is bad is just an unserious position."

imagine naming your fucking book fucking "american canto"

"And now, having pushed the cross button with my impeccably-manicured finger, I NEED YOU NO LONGER!"

"And here's the Brachs float! When you want a candy that's absolutely no one's first choice, there's only one name to remember! And it's the name no one can confidently pronounce..."

IMO very irresponsible to bring a live demigorgon to the parade.

“Oh this is always a treat. An annual Thanksgiving tradition dating back decades. Riding a 60 foot float made of damaged and dangerous industrial equipment, it’s Kraftwerk!”

Look, I know it's mostly because he's a cat. But it's gotten a bit insulting how quickly he leaves the room when I pick up my guitar.

Time for another Thanksgiving episode of #sophomorelit featuring my bros @rmccoy.bsky.social and @dankmccoy.bsky.social! This time we grouse about protest songs of yore. www.theincomparable.com/sophomorelit...

I'm running for office on a "no sleep alarms in TV or movies are allowed to sound like alarms that exist in real life" platform.

An administration of utter fucking dumbshits.

So, the three wise men showed up at the nativity because they read the signs, and the shepherds had a divine revelation. How did the little drummer boy hear about it? A flyer in the restroom at his last drumming gig?

Some painstaking nonsense I drew a while back.

Back in my day, songs were ABOUT something. Like which bops were unskinny.

A thread of some cartoons rejected by The New Yorker:

Me: (complains for the tenth time about the dizzy spells I've been having the last two days) Audrey: Drink a lot of water! Me: I don't think that'll fix my vertigo. Audrey: I think it does! Me: The only thing that will cure me is throwing Kim Novak off the roof.

the best place to hide from Noonien Singh is in the un-Khan-y valley

What do Scrubs and Seduction Cinema have in common? danmccoyinterests.com/misty-waterc...

People outside New York love telling you how rude people from New York are, while rudely badmouthing New York to New Yorkers.

Grown men keep coming up to me, big burley men, Staten Island's finest, tears in their eyes. "I can handle a lot," they say to me weeping "but I'm terrified about a mayor who wants free childcare and affordable housing."

"Clocks" is what you get assigned to you when you show up late to Gotham City's Villain Career Fair.

A ways back, @dankmccoy.bsky.social and @flophousecat.bsky.social had a li'l cameo in a movie called SNATCHERS, directed by friend of the pod John Kingman. Well, after some world delays, it's finally available VOD over on Prime Video. tinyurl.com/2up9sxzz

A fable by my brother: johnmccoy.org/2025/11/06/t...

I can only dream of being respected enough to someday earn the coveted title of "horror-meister."

Zohran Mamdani: "I promise to bring back the longer Nicole Kidman AMC bumper and get rid of the truncated current version. New Yorkers deserve more Nicole."

I am dumb.

Congratulations, Zack! If you take enough photos, eventually you'll have yourself a flipbook!