A fable by my brother: johnmccoy.org/2025/11/06/t...

I can only dream of being respected enough to someday earn the coveted title of "horror-meister."

Zohran Mamdani: "I promise to bring back the longer Nicole Kidman AMC bumper and get rid of the truncated current version. New Yorkers deserve more Nicole."

I am dumb.

Congratulations, Zack! If you take enough photos, eventually you'll have yourself a flipbook!

MAX FUN MEMBERS! Check your bonus feed!

Some short weird fiction. By me. deathbed.ghost.io/the-monster-...

"Congratulations Jem! You're the first rock and roll star to win the Indy 500!" -- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem

Saturday - Bat Boy. Sunday - BatMAN. They grow up so fast.

(grey-streaked woman at end of bar takes a swig of her drink) "Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"

Rainbow Connection is the most beautiful song ever written about some kind of secret rainbow conspiracy.

"It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes..." "And when was that?" "This morning. I wore a sailor suit and diaper. It's a sex thing."

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

Pro-regime media is funded by your wordle addiction. If you or someone you know is struggling with a NYT subscription please show them video games

Showed Head of the Family to friends. Went to IMDb to check out the trivia. Saw this:

Better version...

Every time someone learns about failed 1990 TV pilot "Poochinski," an angel gets its wings.

someone tell the fucks in charge of the media that they can still be weathy without propping up fascism

I'm a speaker at the Reel Magic Hour® at the 13th annual @chelseafilm festival - Panel 3: BUILDING COMMUNITIES THROUGH PODCASTS. What does that mean? I'm not totally sure! We'll find out together! Stu will be there too! Sat., Oct. 18th. 1:30pm - Trinity Broadcasting Network, 111 E 15th Street, NYC

You know, they thought “parkour Lewis can’t lose,” but that was before his long trip.

Being a Batman villain is like an extreme version of getting a tattoo. You have to *really* be sure you like the theme you pick, because it's gonna be your whole deal forever.

next time someone tells you to let the wild rumpus start remember that farmed rumpus is actually the more responsible choice due to rumpus overfishing

I spent time on this.

i can't be expected to keep up with all your alan cummings and joanna goings

My old friend and colleague Ritch Duncan has started a site/newsletter called DEATHBED (I'm a "contributing editor") publishing HORROR STORIES BY COMEDY WRITERS. It launched today with a story called "Bad Seed" by (squints at paper) "me." Check it out! deathbed.ghost.io

A key is the "key" to getting back into your home. That's a little mnemonic to help you get back into your home.

What's Brian Benben up to? Still thinking about old TV?

Yesss. That’s how we do it now.

Oh, thanks.

My most IP-violating newsletter yet! danmccoyinterests.com/spec-memory/

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

Nice pull, Carl. Seriously, read this statement they launched on day one of the administration and see how long you can make it before you feel like you're going insane.

Win a copy of comedian @elliottkalan.bsky.social's new book on writing jokes without going insane! We're giving away 100 copies!

The current FBI is just as good at creative writing as it is at solving crimes

@washingtonpost.com shameful. I no longer expect any better from you. But we should be able to.

I think it was a mistake for the Emmy producers to make the show theme "awkward vibes."

"but doctor, I AM Pagliacci!"

I say with as much pleasant mildness as I can muster: I would appreciate some more forceful mainstream media coverage about how the murderer is not at all who the MAGA right assumed, and continue to bad-faith-pretend he is. And now, having whispered into the void, I fade away.

@siracusa.social It's not that i don't MIND the soundbar being there. But i got nowhere else to put it.

Bert break.

We belong to the ages now.

To celebrate the 100th Simpsons episode, @flophousepodcast.com’s @dankmccoy.bsky.social returns to @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social! Listen now for TONS of secrets on the creation of the historic ep “Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song!” talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...

Weird tie-in.

sneezy's allergic to dopey's bullshit.

The last true government transparency was when congress declassified Ned's school survival guides.

Unexpectedly providing monologues at this show tonight. Drop by if you're interested. (Unless you're an assassin, in which case I'll be in Wheeling, WV tonight, and you should go there.) tinyurl.com/56kkdrfk