Oh, thanks.

My most IP-violating newsletter yet! danmccoyinterests.com/spec-memory/

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

Nice pull, Carl. Seriously, read this statement they launched on day one of the administration and see how long you can make it before you feel like you're going insane.

Win a copy of comedian @elliottkalan.bsky.social's new book on writing jokes without going insane! We're giving away 100 copies!

The current FBI is just as good at creative writing as it is at solving crimes

@washingtonpost.com shameful. I no longer expect any better from you. But we should be able to.

I think it was a mistake for the Emmy producers to make the show theme "awkward vibes."

"but doctor, I AM Pagliacci!"

I say with as much pleasant mildness as I can muster: I would appreciate some more forceful mainstream media coverage about how the murderer is not at all who the MAGA right assumed, and continue to bad-faith-pretend he is. And now, having whispered into the void, I fade away.

@siracusa.social It's not that i don't MIND the soundbar being there. But i got nowhere else to put it.

Bert break.

We belong to the ages now.

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Weird tie-in.

sneezy's allergic to dopey's bullshit.

The last true government transparency was when congress declassified Ned's school survival guides.

Unexpectedly providing monologues at this show tonight. Drop by if you're interested. (Unless you're an assassin, in which case I'll be in Wheeling, WV tonight, and you should go there.) tinyurl.com/56kkdrfk

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Finally reading this. I got it for Christmas, on publication, 8 years after Bring Up the Bodies. Christmas *2019.* I starred reading and Covid hit, and I did not have the sustained attention for anything beyond TV and doomscrolling. Now, six further years along, the thicket of Tudors is baffling.

It's been so long since my mind has been freaked.

Not getting much traction for my song "A Non-Total but Statistically Surprising Number of People Were Kung Fu Fighting."

I have Noid avoidant personality disorder.

Donate to fight Peter Gabriel Disease.

Someone in a passing car just yelled a racial slur at my wife and I, and I'm perturbed (1) because they're a fuckin' racist shitfuck who should be shot into the sun, and (2) anyone who misidentifies our ethnicities that badly does NOT have the eyesight to be driving.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

You know what? Go ahead and bury me in a pet semetary. Let's roll the dice.

Good to see J. Jonah fighting the real enemy.

The bad news: our Chicago show sold out. The good news? That means WE ADDED ANOTHER SHOW! LATE SHOW! 11/16/25! 9:30 PM! We will be talking about the Jim Belushi movie K-9! link.dice.fm/nbcca30cb704

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

Herbie goes to Monte Carlo! Herbie goes bananas! When do *I* get to go somewhere?!?

Me meeting a stranger: 30 minutes in -- "This is amazing. How wonderful! I've made a new friend!" 40 minutes in -- "When is this conversation going to end?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! I'M GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING!"

no thanks I don't need artificial intelligence; I've got the real kind at home

Me: (delicately touches public restrooms door handle) "Hmn. Mild resistance. I should wait here for 10 more minutes." Everyone else, apparently: (tries locked door) "Hmn. Door is locked. Must be a mistake. I better rattle this like an angry zoo gorilla!"

I'm "totally missed Emo and leave to go to the restroom when someone sings it at karaoke" years old.

dates are definitely the best fruits that look like little legless cockroaches

My footnote in history has been secured.

The funny thing is, I don't remember posting this.

who butts

I suppose you could say that insisting on the rights of all trans people is issuing a political purity test. But why would you do so, while also ignoring the fact that those who refuse to enter the tent unless you push trans people out of the tent are also issuing a political purity test?

You have a choice to make.

Thanks @dankmccoy.bsky.social for the reminder on the @flophouse email ...trade paperback of @elliottkalan.bsky.social #harleyquinn book bought and received....can't wait to get into it tonight So many @'s

90s nostalgia has gone too far.

I feel like The Misfits have gotten kind of lazy with their song titles.

Can anyone truly "know" the muffin man?

"Heed this mysterious warning! We must be on guard, and protect every 'R' in every sign in Gotham City from that insidious maniac, the 'No 'R' Man!'" "Batman, are you stoned? That's signed 'Norman.'"