COME GETCHER CHRISTMAS GLOP! We got savory glop, cheese glop, sweet glop, bread glop, crunchy glop,

Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

By popular demand, a 4K version of New Donk City's "Broadway" from my latest YouTube video:

Seriously, grab this party game for your Christmas gatherings. It's fun! :) useyourwords.lol/buy-online

A new banger from brentafloss!

New video: "New Donk City" WITH LYRICS! 🎵 Merry Brentmas! Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNU6...

💜 More info at useyourwords.lol/buy-online

💜 More info at useyourwords.lol/buy-online

I saw the steam coming off that coffee and BOOM instant Cozycore influencer

when the server delivers breadsticks to the table

Pressuring your friends to listen to our album just got easier!

Welp, in a startling turn of events, I'm going to @magfest.org

THE NOMINEES FOR VEGETABLE ARE: PACKET OF CRISPS METAL LATHE THE CONCEPT OF REVENGE CARROT DISHWASHER AND THE WINNER IS CARROT

3 of our album vocalists gathered around "The Wreath of KHAN!!!" for a little reunion last night!

Working on a new "With Lyrics" video that will come out around Christmastime. Hint: It's about a big city.

Whamageddon is just No Nut December

As a big fan of the first two Thief Games, I had high hopes for Thief VR: Legacy of Shadow, which came out this week. Well I've played about 2 hours now and DAMN... if you were ever a fan of this series and have a VR headset, it's definitely worth the $30 www.thiefvr.com

"I'm very excited to play my long-awaited new video game, but I'm gonna wait until I'm a little bit better-rested" is a sentence I never said until I was in my 40's

This weekend your party could really use some USE YOUR WORDS 2, my Jackbox-style party game – now on Xbox, Playstation, and Steam! Find your version here: useyourwords.lol/buy-online

Gotta be this one for me:

This is such a powerful image

This is totally bizarre. Some random website appears to be selling unlicensed Brentalfloss products. But one album is incorrectly titled, the prices are over $50, it doesn't actually specify what the product is. Also you can pick your size in both shirt and shoe formats??? I don't get it.

🎵 "Balatro in the mornin', Balatro in the evenin,' Balatro at suppertime, When Balatro's on Nintendo, You can waste hours anytime!" -My Nintendo Switch year in Review probably

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 283 PEOPLE

So I took a look at the "YouTube Recap" and it was... like, almost definitely wrong? Like, the nicest thing I can say is that maybe it's lumping too many genres together? Have any of y'all tried this out?

Have you noticed this Easter egg on the “KHAN!!!” album?

After playing through Pokémon Scarlet with my GF in 2023, I really thought Legends A-Z would be another adventure for us but the previews and reviews made me skeptical. I haven't heard anything about it since October; did it just kinda come & go?

This is a steal for $12, IMO. I will stan the Mario + Rabbids games forever (even though the puzzle sections are brimming with "just look up the solution on YouTube" energy)

"Smells like AI slop" That's what a Trekkie on Facebook commented about my new video. Sir, this slop was made with real intelligence!

80% off my FULL collected discography for Black Friday! $29 for over 200 tracks of music going back 20 years! Get it on Bandcamp HERE: brentalfloss.bandcamp.com/album/khan-t...

My Star Trek musical "KHAN!!!" has a cast recording on CD! Great stocking stuffer for the weirdos in your life. Get it here: store.spinneymedia.com/products/kha...

🎵F-R-ESH-T-O-G-O You can take it

🎵Humidifier to the left of me Space heater to the right Here I am Stuck in a room that is blue

My Star Trek musical "KHAN!!!" has a cast recording on CD! Great stocking stuffer for the weirdos in your life. Get it here: store.spinneymedia.com/products/kha...

@profanity.accountant hi

What’s better than talking politics with your uncle today? useyourwords.lol/buy-online

What’s better than talking politics with your uncle today? useyourwords.lol/buy-online

I backed this game and it’s really fun, you should definitely try it out!

Don't forget to pick up my Jackbox-style game "Use Your Words 2" for your Thanksgiving gathering! Now on Playstation, Xbox, and Steam! useyourwords.lol/buy-online

Don't forget to pick up my Jackbox-style game "Use Your Words 2" for your Thanksgiving gathering! Now on Playstation, Xbox, and Steam! useyourwords.lol/buy-online

As my old therapist used to say "Yes, if things were different, things would be different" 😜

80% off my FULL collected discography for Black Friday! $29 for over 200 tracks of music going back 20 years! Get it on Bandcamp HERE: brentalfloss.bandcamp.com/album/khan-t...

We're almost at 60,000 Spotify streams! Would you be one? Listen here: khanthemusical.com/album

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

If I made a Brentalfloss-style video of a song from "Khan!!! The Musical!", would Brentalfloss fans finally get it? Find out here:

If I made a Brentalfloss-style video of a song from "Khan!!! The Musical!", would Brentalfloss fans finally get it? Find out here:

I'm looking for an example of that animation trope where the bad guy's eyes kinda gleam/glow white with a metallic "CHING" kinda sound? I've seen it a million times but suddenly can't find a clip online anywhere.

You aren’t a true big city creature until you’ve eaten a hearty salad on the sidewalk No, I don’t mean outdoor seating

The Greyhound fleet has a party bus apparently

LIVE NOW ON YOUTUBE It's Saturday night, I put an Irish coffee together, let's play my party game "Use Your Words 2" (you can play along from home and you might even beat me!)