“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

This $7 box of cereal is a fucking PAPERBACK

Today I found out you can use a Lindor truffle in your coffee like a bath bomb

ATTENTION AUSTRALIA! 🦘 The December production of "Khan!!!" in Wollongong has been POSTPONED until May. Don't worry, it'll be bounding down under soon enough! :)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A Comedy Musician Reacts to the newest WITH LYRICS from @brentalfloss.bsky.social: "Ducktales: Transylvania"! Like, share, comment, and subscribe! youtu.be/mTC596Cb5jw

I never have bad side effects from vaccines but wow, the Covid booster + HPV vaccine on the same day was a mistaaaake

Somebody saw this bathroom wall and said “The ‘EWW!!’ has got to go”

Working on a thing that may never see the light of day

I’ve started roasting my own shishito peppers. They’re the shishit!

BREAKING: Cuomo announces he'll run against Zohran again just for fun

Not even the endorsement of Frank Miller's Robotnik could get Cuomo over the finish line

If I had a dollar for every piece of anti-Zohran content I'm seeing today, I'd have as much money as the people paying to push all that anti-Zohran content

Savor this moment, friends. They couldn’t buy their way to a win. They couldn’t racist their way to a win. There are more of us than them, and we fucking beat them. And we can keep beating them.

YEEEEAAAAHHHHH Zohran projected to win baby!!!

MSNBC’s “Kornacki Cam” has Web 2.0 “hamster cam” vibes

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Our #1 fan made this animatic of Khan's song "My Wrath"! You can hear it on our new 22-track cast recording! Stream the album here: khanthemusical.com/album (animatic by @goodforwho.bsky.social)

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IMPORTANT NYC VOTING INFO 1) There's no early voting today 2) Early voting polling places are NOT ALWAYS THE SAME as Election Day polling places! Find your poll site: vote.nyc/page/find-yo...

The "Khan!!!" physical album is now on sale! It's a Halloween MIRACLE! SHOP HERE: store.spinneymedia.com/products/kha...

NEW VIDEO: Ducktales gets the Flosstober treatment! It's "Ducktales: Transylvania WITH LYRICS"

🎃Happy Halloween!🎃 "Luigi's Mansion With Lyrics" was released 12 years ago (spooooooky)

Guess our couple’s costumes (wrong answers only)

I made a new "With Lyrics" video for Halloween! 🎃 Remember when Scrooge McDuck went to Transylvania?

NEW VIDEO: Ducktales gets the Flosstober treatment! It's "Ducktales: Transylvania WITH LYRICS"

Just a quick thought for Zohran fans in NYC: We thought Kamala had it in the bag, too. Please don’t make voting someone else’s problem. Find your polling place here: findmypollsite.vote.nyc

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.

It's almost that time again! 🎃

Took a little cheat day, didja?

Early voting has begun, NYC! You can find your polling place based on the address where you're registered to vote HERE: findmypollsite.vote.nyc

Read it and weep fuckos, I just got an incredible deal on bulk toilet paper

My super-fun party game "Use Your Words 2" will be on Playstation and Xbox with English 🇫🇷 AND FRENCH 🇫🇷 November 14th! (Switch & Switch 2 coming soon!)

My super-fun party game "Use Your Words 2" will be on Playstation and Xbox with English 🇫🇷 AND FRENCH 🇫🇷 November 14th! (Switch & Switch 2 coming soon!)

Hey there’s a cute little spider on the ceiling

To be fair, every generation of adults in history has accused the young folk of having ”brain rot”. We just happen to be the first one to be right.

Cutting this Flosstober video *spookily* close. Just popped into a recording space for like an hour before weekend plans. Will the video come out before Halloween itself? Mwa-ha-ha-hi-hiii hope so

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Luigi's Mansion 3: Maybe my best Halloween "With Lyrics" ever?

OPE, big "Use Your Words" news!!

If I tell you I'm working on a Brentalfloss "Flosstober" video, maybe that will motivate me a little bit more to finish it I'm not, of course, but IF, you see

The hard boiled egg in my fridge watching me take another string cheese

IT’S THE WEEKEND! Rock out with your Spock out and listen to our new 22-track cast recording! 🎵 HERE: khanthemusical.com/album

Randomly grabbed this for 50¢ at the dollar store and it’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted

In a better world, all salads would be served with a giant spoon. The breathless fork shoveling shit feels like some kind of farmhand chore.

IT’S THE WEEKEND! Rock out with your Spock out and listen to our new 22-track cast recording! 🎵 HERE: khanthemusical.com/album

#NoKings is not a minority opinion

#StarTrek #NoKings