As long as they don't force Jimmy Kimmel to grovel too much, I'll be back on Hulu and watching new Futurama again by Wednesday Good work everybody

Honestly I wouldn't even be mad about a rapture right about now

The full album of my Star Trek show is coming out pretty soon!

If Millennials and Gen Z started actually living within our means as the rich people condescend to advise us, their companies’ sales would plummet and they’d start bellyaching about that!

DARE YOU WATCH ALL THE WAY TO THE END? (happy Spooky Season)

The ocean be like

Trump's approval ratings

One of the worst things I've learned is how much damage can be done to the world all because of one insecure guy's need for reassurance. From that to the way people fall for obvious lies to the way the liar's power can grow and grow. It's an astoundingly dumb vestige of humanity.

I had a great time on the @deathbattle.gg podcast talking about which Disney Princesses would beat each other in a fight! It's a really fun episode and it was great to reunite with Chad and Ben from my Screwattack days. Check it out! Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygDi...

How it feels to be working your ass off on silly creative nonsense

Mega Man jumpscare at the dollar store

🎉🎉🎉 🧇 ☕️

View from my new subway stop

*Mormon youth pastor voice*

The name "Margot Robbie" starts elegant and ends Uncle-y like "Constance Jimmy" or "Persephone Wes"

“The left is full of soyboy cucks who wouldn’t even know what to do with a gun and their violent shooting spree must be stopped!”

Oh yeah, could a failing society do this??

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵

$10. Total steal.

When You Need To Stop Talking For a Minute And You Need It Now!®️

Happy *Not As Catchy As May The Fourth* day to you!

SO CLOSE to 10K followers on TikTok! Come on over if ya want to! www.tiktok.com/@brentalflos...

If I were to do a Flosstober "with lyrics" video this year, what would be a good game/music theme?

There's no generative AI technology advanced enough to give you good artistic judgment

We're updating our backing tracks and mayyyy have gotten a little carried away with the scene transition music after "The Hyperchannel Rag".

I would be mortified if someone heard one of my occasional "out loud re-enactments of an argument I had with someone except this time I say what I should have said"... But you know, if I caught somebody doing that, I think it would make me feel like "WHEW, ok it's not just me, thank you so much"

If Harry Connick Jr. had a nerdy twin, he would look like Adam Friedland

Bout to have some ham dip, ham pie, and ham-fried potatos who’s with me

I really want to get to half a million. If you haven't subscribed on YouTube, wouldja? :) www.youtube.com/brentalfloss

The only thing I want to ration is your Instagram stories Five a day is enough

Yes, it has taken a ridiculously long time for Use Your Words 2 to come to consoles, and yes, I am working on DLC that may never actually get released

When it was so good you can't even move

obviously what Trump wants to do is horrifying but Republicans losing the NRA over trans people is genuinely one of the funniest possible political outcomes

Made a new Mario Lyrics thing, in case you missed it! www.youtube.com/shorts/Xlbel...

Hot Brentalfloss take: "The Mass Effect Rag" is better in a technical sense than "The Bioshock Song".

I really want to get to half a million. If you haven't subscribed on YouTube, wouldja? :) www.youtube.com/brentalfloss

Laughed out loud when my Instagram story *also* (automatically) skipped the Mario Kart DS course tour

🍄 New "With Lyrics" Thing 🍄 MARIO JINGLES WITH LYRICS PT 2! Enjoy and share ❤️

Whoa I accidentally kept .5X speed on and listened to the Mega Man 3 boss theme. It… slaps? I’m doin’ the Mario to this.

@paperspock.bsky.social hey, thanks for the like on my Balatro post. Dunno if you're aware, but I wrote a Star Trek musical you might like: khanthemusical.com

🍄 New "With Lyrics" Thing 🍄 MARIO JINGLES WITH LYRICS PT 2! Enjoy and share ❤️

New jingles video today maybe

Think you could share my go fund me?? gofund.me/af51b176

Has SNL done a sketch yet of Jeopardy in the year 2050? You know, where the contestants see who can ask ChatGPT the fastest and then buzz in

Balatro is the opposite of Tetris in some ways: If I zone out while playing Tetris, I actually usually start playing BETTER. If I zone out while playing Balatro, I make stupid mistakes and lose. It really neeeeds your focus.

This Meta Quest-owning fan of the original "Thief" games is very excited www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3E...

Millennials will buy all manner of space-saving furniture and gadgets for their apartment, meanwhile Boomers will just have a whole fucking room for a chair and a lamp

no but jokes aside I wish he'd had an incapacitating health problem, anyway everybody have a nice evening