I'm increasingly using cash wherever I go because when you tap your card on a wireless card reader they put you on a goddamn email list

TLDR: It's because young people all over the world think the future is too uncertain to bring babies into it Only "overlooked" if you're as out of touch as the NYT

Why yes, my Star Trek musical IS being produced by a local company in New Jersey

Happy Pride Month, everyone!

My personal Mandela Effect is that Santa has a reindeer named Donder

Sorry to disappoint you but the Chunky in this video is just an actor, Chunky's dead

I just learned that Richard O'Brien posted his original ROCKY HORROR demos on Bandcamp, and it just sounds like a legendary lost folk punk album. Like if you told me this was actually Neutral Milk Hotel or @evangreer.bsky.social, I'd probably believe you. richardobrien.bandcamp.com/album/the-ro...

That's not gargling That's ghghhghghhgling

Just got a comment on a video saying "That was so "uncool" that it was cool" Buddy you just described my whole career

Stardew Valley inventory: the musical

Stardew Valley inventory: the musical

I miss the days when prices were lower

@nicholasmeyer.bsky.social some coverage of the "Wrath of Khan" musical sweeping the nation ❤️

And I liked Obsession even slightly more!

💀💀💀

Finally picked my drag name

What if "KHAN!!! The Musical!".... had PUPPETS?!

Well I really liked Hokum!

Our upcoming shows & con appearances!

Why my old friend Scamantha Likely as I live and breathe

I say this with absolute respect and affection, Brendan Fraser it's time for the Rodney Dangerfield biopic

Without ceasing. Without ceasing! WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THE COVER OF THIS JOURNAL GET BACK TO PRAYING

"Put it in your head, Mr. Pibb."

Use Your Words 2 is 50% off all weekend for Switch & Switch 2! STORE LINK: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

it's always kind of wild when a thing you made gets marketed in another language

Use Your Words 2 is 50% off all weekend for Switch & Switch 2! STORE LINK: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

I'd watch this movie.

*toilet keeps running even after I jiggle the handle* SEE THIS IS WHY WE NEED A BALLROOM

I really think if every community theatre board of directors in the US watched this video, "Khan!!! The Musical!" would get produced in all 50 states. This is a cringe post but you will agree with me www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZpa...

MUSIC I COMPOSED FOR CANCELLED VIDEO GAMES (A Thread of Lost Media) First up: "Haunted Valley"... it was a graveyard smash!

Happy 7th anniversary to this tweet, which explained exactly what would go on to happen.

Putting the "Cursed Mannequin" in my Stardew Valley bedroom has led to some of the most goosebumpy spook-ass gameplay I've experienced in some time #IYKYK

what does president need with a bunker

I hate places like this, I never know what to eat

“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

Alright, so me from the past wants to know... y'all liking any of this?

MUSIC I COMPOSED FOR CANCELLED VIDEO GAMES (A Thread of Lost Media) First up: "Haunted Valley"... it was a graveyard smash!

Just stumbled onto this tune I composed for a cancelled game project back in like 2019.

Has anybody ever tried one of these weird side sleeper pillows, and if so did it work?

Well it finally happened. I got Bluesky'd.

Now can scientists figure out how to give me free healthcare?

"🎵 And now the end is near", you say?

Can't believe he didn't say taxing the super-rich is the Blue Shell

Can any clever people who know about sound science tell me why, if you listen through this song, when I then play a quieter section of the backing music WHICH IS RUNNING AT EXACTLY THE SAME SPEED, it sounds slower?

At least Haley from Stardew Valley understands me

Just saw some rehearsal footage of our West Coast premiere. Looks like we're finally going to see a Spock who twerks!

A convenience store gave me change with a coin from the Bahamas and I’m not even mad about it

THE 4 LAWS OF PHYSICS: 1. Law of Inertia 2. Force and Acceleration 3. Action and Reaction
 4. If you say a game is hard on social media, some fucking dweeb will reply that it’s not actually that hard

I turn 42 this weekend! For my birthday, would you try Use Your Words 2 on Steam or your favorite console? 💜