well, if paying real money to play as Marge makes me lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame.

irloomf convinced me to finally play simpsons fortnite and it's given me a 45gb update to download instead

This is a dark and dangerous path. The government has said it won’t be rushed, and I sincerely hope this means that Ministers will reject any EHRC guidance that further harms trans people. Parliament should instead make clear in legislation that “single-sex spaces” are to be trans-inclusive.

turn that weather machine on @sadiq it's baltic out here

‘We could have asked ChatGPT’: students fight back over course taught by AI

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

omg!!

oh no it's ugly :(

y'all mind if a white boy speaks a little français this evening?

has Bluesky randomly taken to logging anyone else out several times a day lately lol

I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens

scrubbed up nicely I fear

my religion is that i'd like to believe when you die you have to actually Hear Yourself and then the damned will crawl into Hell of their own free will

This enormous Josh Grovan will devour us all!

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absolute gen alpha carnage in the Stratford McDonald's as they just called order 67

People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄

what fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?

please welcome to the stage... Elizabeth Line-Suspension

just accidentally started an episode of Smiling Friends in Portuguese and it took me a full minute to realise they weren't just doing a bit

it's the fucking wucking baby

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

thank you Horny Guy With Chainsaw For Arms for saving my week #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

RuPaul's one frame of reference for Ar Sunita being Everybody's Talking About Jamie :/

new Robyn, new Charli (x2) and new ConMan within the same week is like, scary levels of Everything's Coming Up Lex

therapist: the Monica Lewinsky wax figure can't hurt you the Monica Lewinsky wax figure:

At the

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

just watched the movie maybe I am an anime girlie after all...

Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣

what the hell, sure

I think those tube station signs that are just massive walls of text full of shoehorned song titles whenever there's a concert on are a sign of our country's deeply unwell psyche

this week's All's Fair genuinely a masterclass in tastelessness. absolute gutter television. outdoes itself every episode. 🕺the music is my life🕺

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

"UNTIL SOMEBODY BUILDS A BIGGER BOB-OMB"

I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not become Prime Minister

Bridget Jones' Diary Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Caddyshack Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

secure your wig sis robyn is coming

they should just make Bond a zombie. refuse to explain it, not have anyone even mention the fact that he's a zombie, but make him a zombie

where's your fucking poppy

NEW ROBYN IN TWO DAYS

I didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace

need to go find lunch but The Beast is Comfortable so I will instead be starving

Cool And Fun that the bulk of this memo is complaining that the BBC is not enough of a right wing propaganda machine and every major political party is falling over itself to agree

gonna put down the vape for a bit tomorrow and I fear it is going to turn me into an absolute fucking monster

"you better not be cunty newham pigeon when i get there" me asf:

sorry I'm late has anyone done this one yet

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time