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what if we kissed on the £1 tiktok shop sofa

hi

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

A genuinely hilarious, moving, remarkable movie.

audibly gasped at this phrasing

girl I'm literally just trying to look at drag queens please

NOOOOOOOO #thetraitors

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

one of my piercings got infected and I feel a bit nauseous so I have of course convinced myself it's sepsis and I'm going to lose a foot

very animal-heavy #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

i'll tell you the benefit. the benefit is to set the CAT AMONGST THE PIGEONS ROXY

I mean this in the kindest way possible but Stephen has a chronic case of YouTube thumbnail face

broke: all dogs are boys and all cats are girls woke: all dogs are faithfuls and all cats are traitors

fine i'll bite, who is 'robert jenrick'

downloaded the animal crossing dlc

a hand in your bush is worth two birds or whatever the fuck

I am unfortunately quite sold on this

what do you guys think he would taste like if you cooked him

nevertheless, she persisted

bebebebewwww

lets kill the next person that joins bluesky to stress everyone out

drank a can of monster for the first time in months and now i can see colours off the visible spectrum

either my phone is playing cruel cruel tricks on me or i am somehow sleeping through an hour plus of alarms the last two days. either way how fun

not to be that friend who's too woke but this feels wildly insulting to the actual actors who were nominated

just popping to the lift does anyone want anything

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

they're playing training season by dula peep in this shop but they've censored the lyric "whose love feels like a rodeo" ????

help him

the concept of going out, wearing something nice, and pushing

this shit is sexistential

Due to directives on balance, the BBC are reporting that yes she was shot dead at close range, but in many belief systems death is not an end but a new beginning, part of a neverending cycle of change.

I'm gonna be honest guys there's a bit too much news happening at the moment

"accessibility concerns" is a fun way to say they literally printed the stations in the wrong order

something something freaking weeking

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

when you think about it all of these films are kind of about Watergate #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

ladies and gentlemen... we got him

when Robyn said "fuck a app" she was of course referring to X

I would really caution anyone against implying that paywalling this feature is a legitimate response to public outcry. The paywall is an endorsement, not a restriction. Musk is saying "this thing you're all talking about is valuable. Pay me for it." The actual material effect is just monetization.

she sat down with the president of studio lambert and said let's make some fucking TELEVISION

Me playing call of duty

beast? #thetraitors

can't stop thinking about this underrated 10/10 Robyn banger maybe getting reworked in the new album I literally cannot stop winning right now music.apple.com/gb/album/blo...

just woke up from an accidental 11am-4pm nap

HOLY SHIT WE'VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK IN OUR LIVES music.apple.com/gb/album/sex...

babe wake up it's time to hit the griddy puzzgrid.com/grid/116775