nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the calm zack polanski and you as the seething ed balls.

what if we kissed on the tfl moquette lounge furniture

is it really really real

@ marathon runners you can take the medal off now btw, we get it

in a restaurant that exclusively plays non stop trop-pop covers of popular songs from the last five years, as if a hard rock cafe were a tribute to the session singers that live in the love island producers' basement

It really is substantially more likely that some guy wanted to shoot some people (or one man in particular) than that the government staged a false flag attack. Running towards conspiracy thinking is naive and you should be embarrassed. Is it possible? Sure. Is it likely? No.

jimmy fallon your appearance on snl uk is NOT making up for the damage you did on survivor this week

what exactly is 'foo' and why are they fighting it

I've been absolutely stitched up here

haven't watched a movie in over a week someone tell me what to put on

crank IT 💜

just copped the Grindr exclusive vinyl edition of Fiona Apple's The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do

we love you, tiny gay bar toilets lit from beneath! we want you to live!

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

it's 1pm and I'm already on my third tshirt of the day because I keep dropping things down myself

i hate the letterboxd gremlin so deeply. let me turn off the letterboxd gremlin please

saw big drag race all stars spoilers last year and it's kinda freed me from the shackles of caring about the new season

Just very sad we all get a front row seat to people's quite scary mental decay - also quite worrying this is still one of the UK political sphere's top ways of disseminating information

Keir Starmer Meep Meep dot mp4

post you in another country or don't. what am i, your mother?

her shirley bassey tea was so valid here music.apple.com/gb/album/don...

signed up to the local library today

irish slayyyter: im actually kinda seamus

the children yearn for the PokéRap

officially solidified my opinion that no lube so rude is the best song of the year

fwiw if you come around me wearing smart glasses the immediate assumption is that you are a MASSIVE FILTHY PERVERT

the public will then get to see "bargaining Starmer" tomorrow, "guilty Starmer" on Wednesday, "depressed Starmer" on Thursday, and then finally, on Friday, "acceptance Starmer"

first ever solo concert experience tonight

What’s going on in my neighborhood facebook group…..

every couple of years jessie ware swoops in to release the same album and every time i eat it up like yessss that's my consistent mother

she took a diva dump in the motherlake and cunt-aminated the water supply with slaygella music.apple.com/gb/album/i-f...

well girls... I need ideas of unhinged miis to make

creased at the new zayn album cover why's he an animorph

Madonna CICCONE 💜

thought i was giving very chef gusteau anyone can cook ratatouille boots diva by adding spices to my tomato soup while i heated it up but then my hand slipped when adding crushed chillies so now i'm going to meet god

bumpin THAT

comedy is legal again

bluesky headquarters

the vibes in ponderosa are gonna be crazy i need dee’s tell-all #survivor

him: you better not be billie piper having a cunty mri scan when i get there me af:

Ironically the BBC stumbled on a really important story: Desperate asylum seekers being forced to turn to fraudulent fee-charging “advisors” to navigate a system that is intentionally impossibly baroque and from which all sources of free advice have been removed. But no: they chose Fake Gay Panic.

this is what's happening in my brain at any given time btw

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Londoners

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease