Lex
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beat me up and earn 15 silver points 29 ~ east london via the black country ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵
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groggy gary
about 8 hours ago
nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the calm zack polanski and you as the seething ed balls.
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what if we kissed on the tfl moquette lounge furniture
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dr. nicholas
about 22 hours ago
is it really really real
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@ marathon runners you can take the medal off now btw, we get it
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in a restaurant that exclusively plays non stop trop-pop covers of popular songs from the last five years, as if a hard rock cafe were a tribute to the session singers that live in the love island producers' basement
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Margaret Killjoy
1 day ago
It really is substantially more likely that some guy wanted to shoot some people (or one man in particular) than that the government staged a false flag attack. Running towards conspiracy thinking is naive and you should be embarrassed. Is it possible? Sure. Is it likely? No.
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jimmy fallon your appearance on snl uk is NOT making up for the damage you did on survivor this week
2 days ago
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what exactly is 'foo' and why are they fighting it
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I've been absolutely stitched up here
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haven't watched a movie in over a week someone tell me what to put on
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crank IT 💜
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just copped the Grindr exclusive vinyl edition of Fiona Apple's The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
3 days ago
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we love you, tiny gay bar toilets lit from beneath! we want you to live!
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨
5 days ago
It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.
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it's 1pm and I'm already on my third tshirt of the day because I keep dropping things down myself
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i hate the letterboxd gremlin so deeply. let me turn off the letterboxd gremlin please
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saw big drag race all stars spoilers last year and it's kinda freed me from the shackles of caring about the new season
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Kate Garraway Enjoyer
5 days ago
Just very sad we all get a front row seat to people's quite scary mental decay - also quite worrying this is still one of the UK political sphere's top ways of disseminating information
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Keir Starmer Meep Meep dot mp4
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post you in another country or don't. what am i, your mother?
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depths of wikipedia
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her shirley bassey tea was so valid here
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Don’t You Know Who I Am? by Jessie Ware on Apple Music
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signed up to the local library today
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irish slayyyter: im actually kinda seamus
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the children yearn for the PokéRap
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officially solidified my opinion that no lube so rude is the best song of the year
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fwiw if you come around me wearing smart glasses the immediate assumption is that you are a MASSIVE FILTHY PERVERT
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the public will then get to see "bargaining Starmer" tomorrow, "guilty Starmer" on Wednesday, "depressed Starmer" on Thursday, and then finally, on Friday, "acceptance Starmer"
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first ever solo concert experience tonight
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Jake!!!!
9 days ago
What’s going on in my neighborhood facebook group…..
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every couple of years jessie ware swoops in to release the same album and every time i eat it up like yessss that's my consistent mother
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she took a diva dump in the motherlake and cunt-aminated the water supply with slaygella
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I Feel So Free by Madonna on Apple Music
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well girls... I need ideas of unhinged miis to make
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creased at the new zayn album cover why's he an animorph
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Madonna CICCONE 💜
10 days ago
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thought i was giving very chef gusteau anyone can cook ratatouille boots diva by adding spices to my tomato soup while i heated it up but then my hand slipped when adding crushed chillies so now i'm going to meet god
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bumpin THAT
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#theapprentice
11 days ago
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comedy is legal again
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jack
6 months ago
bluesky headquarters
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Bitter Jurors
12 days ago
the vibes in ponderosa are gonna be crazy i need dee’s tell-all
#survivor
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him: you better not be billie piper having a cunty mri scan when i get there me af:
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Kate Watson
12 days ago
Ironically the BBC stumbled on a really important story: Desperate asylum seekers being forced to turn to fraudulent fee-charging “advisors” to navigate a system that is intentionally impossibly baroque and from which all sources of free advice have been removed. But no: they chose Fake Gay Panic.
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this is what's happening in my brain at any given time btw
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The Onion
12 days ago
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/
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Matthew Whitfield
12 days ago
Londoners
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Kylee
4 months ago
I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease
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