Hell of a year for video game releases

It’s so fucked up to get multiple well-received Sonic releases in a row. Probably why society is crumbling. Balance of nature is out of whack. We need a shockingly bad Sonic game next to save our species.

It’s sonic raaaciiing

I strongly advise everyone to go ahead and redeem your Blue Star Extreme Gear code for #SonicRacingCrossWorlds for free, because after that it will be sold for $1.99 afterwards

Apparently a lot of folks are convinced that the rapture is happening on Tuesday, but I’m guessing it’s just a marketing tactic to boost sales of the digital deluxe version of CrossWorlds.

If I were PlayStation, I’d probably avoid “pulling a Disney” right now, but what do I know about business.

I ran this poll on Twitter, and was surprised by how evenly split it was by console/PC.

Don’t know what this is, just crossing my arms and repeating, “M2 better be involved.”

It’s funny to see the secret to making bank in animation is creating serialized shows catered towards girls/young women. Felt like, for the longest time, this was a demographic the big companies did everything they could to avoid appealing to! They musta left just SO much money on the table.

Re: Bluesky doubling down on prude art policies, I continue to tap the “Newgrounds is the only good site left for artists” sign

You can now pre-load Sonic Racing Crossworlds on Steam

Do you think there will be even a single person playing Sonic CrossWorlds on the Epic Game Store?

At last! See you later today!

Weirdest example of this for me is that a lot of folks think I dislike the TV show Smiling Friends, when the exact opposite is true. I love Smiling Friends! It’s such a weird, mundane thing to fib about, but sometimes even people I know will be like, “Oh I thought you didn’t like that show.”

SAGE 2025 HAS BEGUN! PLAY GAMES, RIDE THE AIR, AND DELVE INTO THE GEAR WITH US THIS WHOLE WEEK! sagexpo.org/home

Official HYPERFUNK Teaser (Team Reptile) Trailer Steam An extreme trick and graffiti game in which the higher your combo score, the faster you can boost. Follow the story of a crew called MACH10 and compete with the other crews in dynamic style wars or hang out online with friends.

20 YEARS AGO it seemed a bit more realistic that a young couple could buy a house. www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

OOOOOOOH WHAT??? MEGAMAN? I LOVE THAT GUY

Anal vore

We're currently at 88% funding, y'all! Almost there! Please support and spread the word about the Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...

Kind of ironic that Kimmel himself has been hit with Unnecessary Censorship.

Mister president watch out, that is Chakan the Forever Man!

When I got a Sega Genesis + Sega CD for my birthday as a wee lad, that Real Monsters game was one of the ones I recieved for it, along with Sonic 2 + Sewer Sharks. Not a good game, but I sure played the heck out of it. Weird that none of the Ren & Stimpy games are included. There were so many!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZL2... "with a stroke of luck, you might become a monster truck"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwZd... THE SHOWCASE TRAILER IS LIVE! GET IN HERE

but now, through the power of artificial intelligence, Madea can finally meet Ernest

Some dumb video game predictions. I think that Switch 2 sales, while impressive now, will eventually peter out, and fall short of the Switch 1. Nintendo will lean more into movies/theme parks/weird expensive toys as time goes on.

I still don't understand if Pac-Mom is supposed to be Pac-Man's mom or his new wife.

New art of Sonic and Pac-Man from the JP Bamco account This is forever my favourite video game friendship

You think Sonic Frontiers 2 is gonna be the 2026 Sonic game? It will be Sonic’s 35th. Maybe they’ll buck the usual Fall release and release early 2027 to synch with the movie?

super excited about progress on this because iirc this is what kicked off decomp; ive been lurking, looks like it's coming along hehe... RT @conankell It's been a long time since I first showed Sonic Adventure on the 3DS! Here's the same area but a few years later... 🦔 #SA13DS x.com/i/status/196...

you love to see it

Tom & Jerry: The Golden Era Anthology (1940-1958) Blu-ray preorder is $59.99 on Amazon buff.ly/NcVq4FE #ad

I wonder if Doug and Clarissa ever bumped into each other in that white void their intros take place in.

I know it’s the boomeriest of takes, but I’m starting to think maybe phone actually bad

UFO 50 is great to play when a game you want to play is coming out soon, and you can’t commit yourself to another big, lengthy game. Perfect waiting-for-another-game game.

Do Pepsi cans say the name of the state at the top in every state?

campanella, diskonia ooh I wanna take ya to barbuta, rakshasa come on pretty mama

Salem from the 90s Sabrina show should continue appearing in stuff. He should be in commercials, maybe host the oscars or something

The shooter is trans! No, wait, uh, the shooter wrote pro-trans messages on the bullets! No, wait, uh, the shooter lived with a transwoman who convinced him to do it! A real 0 out of 10 scapegoat attempt, almost impressively bad.

Looks like bowser took a shit and is now stomping around in the shit

You think after he nailed it in just one shot he was like, “ah, damn, but the writing on the fourth bullet was the real funny one”

bluesky staff are all panicking and fretting and probably arguing with each other about how to handle moderation right now, they’re like uh uh uh what do we do lol feels good to not have to worry about that I’m just playing porgy ufo 50 rn

Welcome to the Metroid Prime 4 Direct. Let’s see, uh… (mumbling) samus got some sorta mind powers now and uh… she got a motorcycle I guess... Well the game is out this year. December is technically this year!

“leftists have an infighting problem” buddy you should see what they’re doin to each other on the far right

Never saw the movie, which one is Tyler?

oh you need to buy the accessory to play the virtual boy roms? lmao nevermind

once again hoping the new Metroid doesn't have too much plot/dialogue, and lets me soak in the loneliness of traversing a hostile alien planet on my sick ass motorcycle

enjoy my 3 minute edit

The supposed "lost" wacky lesbian hour character