Going to bounce off socials for a bit again I think. Bye bye for now!

Running from the tutorial like I run away from my feelings... Check out the Mass Effect 3 Any% (Mod) run! gdq.gg/live #SGDQ2026

Have to share again for the current Balanposting Renaissance

it's actually very simple: consoles stopped being retro when they stopped launching with new Ridge Racer games

if misato katsuragi can be a milf at 29 you can do anything

Me examining a new follower

They made a 3D model of him to serve as the save game icon. Excellent.

The MIDI arrangement of Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want. *chef's kiss*

Can't a girl have hobbies?

*sigh*

why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here

I remember in my first year of university when I was still not in a great place I sometimes wouldn't find time to do the assigned reading. But instead of skipping class or staying quiet and hoping nobody called on me, I'd turn up and attempt to skim read the articles at the start to get up to speed.

My dating profile.

The only sexual minority JJ has a problem with is men who are ace.

Interviewer: "And what advice do you have for the next generation? What do you wish people had told you when you were a child?" Me: "When you're playing a vertical shooter, don't hug the bottom of the screen. That's silly loser shit that will get you killed so fast. Use all of the screen space."

“Verify your age” motherfucker it’s on Wikipedia

You know I'm obligated to share this

Dakimakura: Japanese word for body pillow Daimakaimura: Japanese name for Ghouls 'n Ghosts Dakimakaimakura: Sexy body pillow of Arthur with two pillowcases. The top one has him in his armour, the bottom one in his underwear

songbird #3d #ocs #bardworld

useful information: "retro" makes the 3d ones. "mercurysteam" makes the 2d ones. and I'm "ecco"!

My favourite part of The Lawnmower Man is when Jobe Lawnmowerman says "I am The Lawnmower Man and your ass is grass" and mows that one guy.

I've wanted to say something like this before, but have feared the wrath of Sanae. I feel like we need better language than using "retro" to refer to both things that are purely old (as the 360 unquestionably is) and things that follow the conventions of particular periods of history in the medium.

My whole life has been a quest to impress the cranky old bookseller from the framing sequence of THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984) And someday, I will become a transfem version of him It is my fate

I remember being in London with my dad and asking for chippy sauce, only to be met with confusion. I said to him afterwards that I didn't realise that chippy sauce was only a Scottish thing, and he was like, "Actually, it's really just Edinburgh. Most of Scotland thinks it's weird too." Shook.

The only sexual minority JJ has a problem with is men who are ace.

"She doesn't look like a common criminal" I dunno, I've got a whole lot of pretty mutuals with glasses who would rock that haircut and that cardigan, and I guarantee most of them pirate old video games and think you should too. It's more common than you think, lads.

Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer (2002) how the did they get the water to look like that, this is incredible I don't mean the reflections, look at the shape of the wave as it moves, the lighting, the glow.. This and the game loop are **amazing** and needs to be studied This is lost technology oh my god

Made a new friend yesterday.

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

Nyoro~n.

Me: "Oh great and powerful itinerary board of wisdom, reveal to me my fate." Board: "ANOTHER HOUR OF FINAL FANTASY III." Me: "Yes, my master." I'm glad it's my holidays and I don't have anywhere to be, because man is this a long delay for such a short flight.

Since I don't have a flashcart for my DS lite, I just stuck a random physical game in my bag to take with me while travelling for my consultation. Have been playing Matrix Software's 3D remake of Final Fantasy III. And man, this really is still an NES game, huh?

Find out how to eat my ass in my story.

If I was in the mob and they tried to “whack” me I would firmly, but politely, say: “no thank you, that is illegal.”

"Ananas" and "bananas" implies an entire alphabet of tropical fruits ending in "nanas". Going forward, I will be referring to mango and passion fruit as mananas and pananas in respect of this natural order.

Dat Boi? Oh no, I've grown up since then! I go by That Man now.

Doctor hands me a consent form with "VP" (standing for vaginoplasty) on the envelope. Doctor: "Is there anything else you'd like to mention to me at this stage?" Me: "Not really." My brain: "Tell him that when you saw 'VP', you wanted to say 'hell yeah, Valkyrie Profile'." Me: "Never."

Physical media is important because that's how you get art like this

Ann Widdecombe: “You know, I’m glad I’m dead. This heatwave has been unbearable” The Grim Reaper:

1: be praying 2: be praying 3: be praying

And then… and thennnn…?? 🥵

Spider-Man. Spider-Man. He does what spider can. Do you think that he can spin a web? Of course he can, in any size. And pretty soon the thieves will be caught like flies caught in his web. Here comes the Spider-Man.

marvel characters will randomly just decide to be the most beautiful they've ever been in comics called "jeff the land shark"

Dakimakura: Japanese word for body pillow Daimakaimura: Japanese name for Ghouls 'n Ghosts Dakimakaimakura: Sexy body pillow of Arthur with two pillowcases. The top one has him in his armour, the bottom one in his underwear

Pokemon: Zubat Cave Life

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate Catholics

Watching Azumanga Daioh and the endings of Coen Brothers movies instead of sleeping, again.