I did that thing where I stay up way past the time I should, which always gets me in trouble. Bedtime x

Watched a movie, I think letterboxd.com/daavpuke/fil...

Make this mfer play all of Persona Q or some shit 😐🫵

@fiddlecub.bsky.social this is Pokémon Legends ZA every time btw

Disclaimer: I was not trying to join any discourse. As usual, it just found me. That's what I get for trying to get something nice out there. Anyway, Nintendo Switch 2 is crushing it right now. We can be thankful for that. As always, sharing is appreciated. Love you 💜 medium.com/@daavpuke/ni...

🗣️ I'm going to eat pasta and have terrible opinions online

Brain has been on fire lately, so I forgot to show you this TV commercial for The Guardian Legend, but with the American box that is pretty intimidating, as is US tradition. The commercial is... Very enthusiastic about what it can offer. #gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮

One game left and my PUBG boys have gotten 8 points in five games... That's a wrap 🫡

As always, the coincidences persist 🙂 more about that later today

Will you join the Robo Army? This cyberpunk Neo Geo beat 'em up can be found on the Hamster Arcade Archives, these days: www.arcadearchives.com/en/title/ang... #gaming #retro #arcade 🎮

The PC-88 loves hot women in bikinis, like here in Cosmic Soldier 2: Psychic War. The sequel to a 1985 Shin Megami Tensei-like dungeon crawler, where you can talk to your enemies to recruit them. From Power Dolls developer Kogado, who has survived up to the present day. Pretty rare! #chosting

The fall of Metaverse, colourised

Oh hell yeah, I have one of these!

What is your favorite Metal Gear game and why is it Snake's Revenge, the Tiger Electronics adaptation seen in this 1991 TV commercial? #gaming #retro #handheld 🎮

It looks like Past Me bought more video games. Not even the worst thing I discovered that lil fucker doing recently, but they're outta control lately

Post a random game in your collection, here on Saturday Life is terrible, so we go to the random closet for #RandomGameSaturday. Bomberman Hardball is a pretty awful PlayStation 2 adaptation from end-of-life Hudson. It's yer boi in various stiff as shit sports games. Fun novelty, but it's rough.

In my head, this was already available in English, but after reading the explanation, it was just because they speak English in the game. Another cool translation!

It drives me up the wall when some chud does the "fictional women aren't hot, they should be dolled up bimbos" shtick that they do, and the response it "this is what porn addiction does to people! No! That's not porn addiction! That's just misogyny!

🗣️ Time To Piss™

They should make a Parasite Eve collection that I can buy with real money

My Wonder Pick luck is insane; it almost makes up for the fact that I haven't gotten a good card from a pack in a month.

For #RandomGameSaturday please enjoy a normal game called Human Baseball. It is not made by aliens but it is made by Human Entertainment, who made the early Fire Pro Wrestling games.

Brain has been on fire lately, so I forgot to show you this TV commercial for The Guardian Legend, but with the American box that is pretty intimidating, as is US tradition. The commercial is... Very enthusiastic about what it can offer. #gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮

I Applied Because My Husband's Cumload Is Getting Smaller... A Married Former Gal Can Only Orgasm When She Can Feel Her Eggs Getting Fertilized And She Wants Bareback Sex

Though I have opted to take a break and slow down acquisitions outside of white whales, a white whale showed up. Seemingly full run of Game Blast with floppies. I have a healthy bid in but think it will go for more still and would appreciate any additional help to secure it ko-fi.com/detchibe 💛

The PC-88 loves hot women in bikinis, like here in Cosmic Soldier 2: Psychic War. The sequel to a 1985 Shin Megami Tensei-like dungeon crawler, where you can talk to your enemies to recruit them. From Power Dolls developer Kogado, who has survived up to the present day. Pretty rare! #chosting

Oh you know, nothing too crazy, just a Japanese TV commercial for the Doraemon arm cannon. Doraemon keeps that heat on em, apparently 🙏 #retro #Doraemon #commercial

My PUBG boys rallied and are now tied for fifth. They still fucked up one game very badly but night and day, compared to yesterday

What the fuck is going on in this 1996 magazine advertisement? The game is D. That's the name: D. The Saturn and PlayStation version. Despite the horror game's giant success on 3DO, Sony decided to print get few copies, leading the dev to leave the platform and make Sega exclusives. Ha! #chosting

Five of them, you say?

Post a random game in your collection, here on Saturday Life is terrible, so we go to the random closet for #RandomGameSaturday. Bomberman Hardball is a pretty awful PlayStation 2 adaptation from end-of-life Hudson. It's yer boi in various stiff as shit sports games. Fun novelty, but it's rough.

Day started bad enough that I went back to bed and started over. Woke up and immediately got bad news again. At some point I gotta go back to being a full-blown alcoholic because fucking damn, dawg 😀

Japanese TV commercial for Pokémon o Sagase! Meiro de Daibōken! You know, for Sega Advanced Pico Beena? You know?? It's an educational tool. You can play Pokémon on there. I mean 'you' as in your child, probably. Also, it's from 2009, so you're a little late. #gaming #retro #Pokemon 🎮

I just got served an AI commercial for Stratego. Fucking Stratego. What the fuck are we actually doing? youtu.be/2JSWQ9AMyhw

So I think this puts us at four? Right? Four "are games art" discourse cycles in 2025 alone? That's gotta be a record.

Every day on this app y'all tell on yourself that you clearly haven't played 13 Sentinels and it sickens me

They should make a Parasite Eve collection that I can buy with real money

What the fuck is going on in this 1996 magazine advertisement? The game is D. That's the name: D. The Saturn and PlayStation version. Despite the horror game's giant success on 3DO, Sony decided to print get few copies, leading the dev to leave the platform and make Sega exclusives. Ha! #chosting

My PUBG team once again decided to play the shittest game possible. I tried telling them to retire last year. It's time to admit that they're well and truly washed. Bad times.

Gals TV

Normally, it's pretty clear that Japan always gets a better box art cover, but The Guardian Legend on NES is pretty close. Both of these are gorgeous. And the game is pretty eclectic as well. #gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮

My bad luck with shiny Pokémon continue. Floette put themselves in timeout for me as punishment

Today in YouTube comments: someone getting existential to a Bloodhound Gang song. These are some of the lyrics:

Y'all wanna watch an unnecessarily long Japanese TV commercial for Solomon's Key? They really wanna sell you this puzzle game #gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮

Me when I'm about to do some serious doomscrolling

Oh you know, nothing too crazy, just a Japanese TV commercial for the Doraemon arm cannon. Doraemon keeps that heat on em, apparently 🙏 #retro #Doraemon #commercial

Would be very funny for Netflix buying Warner Bros to trigger anti-trust precautions, but not the several recent examples that were demonstrably worse and everyone is already feeling the effects from. Sure, all modern infrastructure is run by two companies, but not watching Batman 2? Fuck you!

Bad timing to have just found this guy in a drawer yesterday. I played that whole stupid fucking game and didn't even remember that I owned this. Now I'll never know what kind of immediately breaking sword I'll get or maybe fifty rupees or something. AND I'm getting roasted 😔

I need at least $5 to buy my son his baby formula www.paypal.com/paypalme/shi...