Mike Pence got totally owned here: Jewish plaintiffs won a ruling against Indiana's abortion ban, using the law he signed 11 years ago as governor to help evangelicals refuse to cater gay weddings and such. Now similar challenges could win in other red states. We tell the story at @forward.com.

Fun fact, most catholics get yelled at by the pope exactly zero times in their whole lives but Censures Georg here has managed it like five times in six years

He has succeeded in using his body to shape the sofa cushions into a perfect cat bed

A single vote for Trump in the birthright citizenship case would be as bad as anything the Court has done since Bush v. Gore. This issue has been settled for more than a century. It is the jurisprudential equivalent of asking what 2+2 is. Any answer other than 4, something is deeply, deeply wrong.

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

in trumps perfect world of impermanence every event he does not have any actual answer for this minute is two to three weeks away

Whenever someone uses the food making machine on Star Trek you notice they don’t high five each other and yell I AM A PROFESSIONAL CHEF

This chatbot we programmed to verbally suck off MBAs is going to take your job, lmao loser Wild that this hasn't found broad popularity

That’s not even the issue, the issue is why so many of them have the same name! Why do there need to be multiple Annas, Maryas, and Vassilys?

Everything on Bluesky is 100% public and has been from day one, due to the nature of its design. Please use Signal for communications you need to keep private.

There was a makeup artist on IG talking about how, when she would tell clients "so the makeup chatgpt gave you doesn't exist," they would get visibly upset and anxious and demand the not real makeup be shown

These continue to be very hard times

made a bucket list

hoobastank, until hoobashowered. do not frown or you're out of the will

Mentally where I’m at

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

shoutout to this magnificent piece of public art

Lindsey Graham being a Disney adult and also craving mass death is a fascinating juxtaposition

This is just a War and Peace reaction thread now

Roberts and the Republican justices deserve every bit of this fucking circus since this case should never even be here.

I know people say touch grass a lot on here and while I'm in full support of spending time in nature, touch grass also means take a pottery class, go to a bar. Sit on a dock drinking cokes and skipping stones. It just means get offline for a bit.

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

The whole thing about Democrats searching for a winning message for the midterms is infuriating because it is staring them in the face: Rule of Law — People who do illegal shit should face consequences. For insider trading. For illegal wars. For ignoring court orders. For being a pedophile.

California has its discontents, but the poppy is a kickass state flower

earth angel, earth angel leave me alone

This wasn't some random mistake: both the State Department and USAID called the contraceptives 'abortion'. And when international groups tried to buy the stockpile so it wouldn’t be destroyed, the administration refused, citing the Global Gag Rule. A policy that prevents U.S. funding FOR ABORTION

"Stop overreacting, they're never going to do that."

went on an outing and met a scheming vizir

we get to yell at the mods AND post for free on this website? that's algorithmic choice, baby

At a certain point it became Unfashionable for poets to care about Meter. they just started writing Whatever they wanted Into a vaguely poem-like shape. Whatever happened to sonnets? Are rhyme-schemes trying too hard? Or did we forget to teach people how To read

articles that write about how "important" immigrant workers are to "the economy" without ever acknowledging that the reason they are important is that they can be treated worse for less pay

[trying to be encouraging in these difficult times] good job on having a day

Congrats on Donald Trump for inventing the first Pyrrhic Loss

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

I mean it's just breathtaking, it's taken one month from "we've killed your supreme leader and are demanding regime change" to "well I guess you guys officially own one of the key strategic chokepoints on which the world energy trade relies now"

I was away from the Internet most of the day, here is a compensatory kitten picture to make it up to you

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While I find Rowling’s views abhorrent, I’m not going to shame people for still feeling an attachment to Harry Potter. We have to remember how important those books were to a generation of kids as their gateway to Satanism.

I wanted it to look like CLAYFACE had a hammer for a hand, but it looks like he's on his way to work

It’s actually not okay to pay someone with a PhD $2500 to teach a college course

they’re all from me

sorry but it's so funny to be one of the last actual human beings getting paid a decent rate to review books for legacy media and pull this shit

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

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It's so disheartening to me that a writer would do this. If you don't want to write, don't be a writer! Seriously. There are many other options.

the baby (almost 2) said “read book?” and then handed me a copy of lord of the flies