If you think your day is going poorly I just saw a reply on this website where a guy was trying to argue about the evils of Castro before accidentally linking to a kardashian sex tape because some people very clearly masturbate while arguing online

Oh my GOD look at this kitten

Wow. I’m so happy for them. I bet this leads to some wonderful self-discovery, even if they emerge from the experience deciding they’re straight after all.

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

A turtle came along the riverbank. “Frog, tell that turtle to go away,” said Toad. “I do not want him to see me in my bathing suit when I come out of the river.”

Exactly one year ago today:

Oh yeah? Who's the other, Beezus? I bet it's Beezus

[P] Nobody's better than Schwartz for a lyric that drives past clever, brushes up against bullshit, and settles on [shrug emoji]

Sorry, but nothing is beating Stephen Schwartz. Especially not college-aged Stephen Schwartz.

hey i called the pope and he told me deep dish pizza is a casserole. i knew it

“Dan F.'s daughter told him in sporadic messages – when the USS Tripoli reached a pocket of internet service – that members were rationing their food supplies on the ship.”

You ever wonder if maybe, just maybe, all the patriotic language is an op—a front for something else?

whenever people assume I am excited about a movie or show based on something I loved when I was 8 I just think about how weird it would’ve been if my dad got all pumped up about a Howdy Doody movie in 1986

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

I thought we were watching USA Night Flight reruns all day, what is this

Ok guys the servers are down so we’re going to have quiet time and watch Speed 2: cruise control on vhs

the VP being a fucking groyper nazi should probably be a bigger story

rightwingers minds are amazing

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The little wren is the messenger of birds and pries into everything.

The Horny will find a way www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/w...

you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

When you're 6'3", you and short ladies at the grocery store have an unspoken understanding. It's the social contract.

data centers: less popular than nazis

In case you need it, here is Freya looking triumphant after she ate a spider that crawled out of my Bikini Kill tote bag

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

anybody in the LA area need a couple of absolutely gorgeous cats named, seriously, Kit and Caboodle?

Do I have any followers in the Los Angeles area who is looking for some sweet cats? Or any followers who know someone in L.A. who is?

I just got mine today!

“Where’s my dinner” ass face from the outside cat

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

We still haven’t found a home for these two adorable four-year-old kitty cats in Los Angeles If anybody is open to receiving all of this love, please contact Nico ASAP. Their owner has passed away and they need a new forever home.

LOS ANGELES: Please help these kitties Kit & Caboodle. Their owner passed away last week, and I've taken it upon myself to find them a loving forever home. They are GOOD BABIES. Can anyone *LA area only* adopt them? I just don't want them to end up in a kill shelter. Share, RT, ask around... thanks!

21 gun salute for bonnie, who is going to have sex tonight and doesn’t accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency. may we all find the courage to follow the path she’s forged for us

Interesting survey. Attention all #homeschooled! Homeschool Experiences of Young and Emerging Adults: An Investigation of Socio-Emotional, Educational and Employment Outcomes

Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

Count Ilya Rostov in this scene reminds me of my stepmother the time she followed me into Hot Topic at the Burbank Mall in 2002

Oh HELL YEAH, bring on the scandal

well I mean compared to Russians

JD Vance is the kind of person to explain the Matrix to Lana and Lilly Wachowski without any irony whatsoever

imagine joining a religion and then five years later criticizing the leader of that religion, who has dedicated his whole life to that religion, and who that religion says is infallible, about said religion

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

It honestly seems pretty funny that anyone, let alone a senior cabinet minister, would truly believe the US has any idea when things might return to 'normal' Good luck to her though, I guess.

Similarly, the 19th-century stereotype of Germans was that they lacked industry but were the airy people of dreams and philosophy !

Yes, I knew that! They had a long reputation for being fierce warriors. I’d never heard them described as amiable, though! 😆

Heard Sade’s Smooth Operator today and was like hell yeah this song rules, which means I have reached a new age (age of having correct opinions about music)

No one will ever be more of a grown up than the girls my brothers dated seemed like when they were teenagers and I was seven