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You didn’t “inherit” 43 of my scripts, Anthropic, you stole them.

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car

but they were all of them deceived, for another monday was made

I purchased a wacky inflatable tube man for a project and since taking receipt of the wacky inflatable tube man the wacky inflatable tube man company has accidentally shipped me a second wacky inflatable tube man. I just received a third shipping confirmation. I am concerned about this trajectory

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

Taking John Waters home to fuck and he's hesitating a reeaalll long time staring at my bookcase full of only Nickelodeon magazines

I made this meme some years ago and it just popped up in my phone photo memories and… welp.

as always i am sympathetic to the fact that male loneliness is a real problem but the solution to male loneliness is robust afterschool and other social programs and shit like accessibility to public parks and the lonely men take industry opposes these things so i don't know what i'm supposed to do

"My daughter's suffering from a painful skin disease in Gaza💔 Her body is covered with rashes and I can’t afford treatment. My husband is imprisoned and I struggle alone with my children. If 10 people donate €10,we can raise €100 to help her 🙏 We die of hunger and pain🥹" chuffed.org/project/1591...

the JAW Hutt thing is a great reminder that Actor and Voice Actor are different skills and we lost a lot when Disney made it just we got famous actors to voice things

this is why I find climate dooming so frustrating there is no point - none - at which throwing up your hands and going “well we’re fucked” is the correct response every tenth of a degree matters and can make a big difference and is worth fighting for

help elias!

just found out I'm on the FBI's "most beautiful" list

taking into account how different the sphinx's frame of reference must be, i think you gotta consider that riddle a pretty strong attempt. probably worked really hard on it

I'm an adult and I like hearing people read to me (even if it's just like, a post) and as a kid, it felt great having the focus and attention of a parent and *how* they make the story matter more because it's their voice delivering it to you

"hey baby, that comet don't mean nothing to me! She's a once a 75-76 year thing. You know you're the one I'm attracted to"

The sun's only had one dry spell and Galileo witnessed it

I’m parent of teens and can confirm this is the best way to get them engaged with schooling. Totes.

I’m not a parent, so I don’t think I should tell anybody’s to do anything with their kids. But I CAN say that if one is an Aunt or Uncle, or even a nanny, reading picture books to them while they are in their high chair can do wonders.

The sun is polyamorous BTW

Oh no I'm not ready for the "which planets are lesbians" discourse

[The temple at Delphi, 350 BCE] Priestess of Diana: I always thought of the moon as a lesbian. The sun was always definitely very masculine, though. Priest of Apollo: Hmm, yes, that sounds right.

I always thought of the moon as a lesbian. The sun was always definitely very masculine, though. Saturn is non-binary, and Jupiter is a butch lesbian. This is just the way I’ve always seen the planets.

Great idea!

Sappho just landed on mine, but she is making lots of friends and wooing lots of people with her guitar

Gertrude stein is livin it up with Susan Sontag n my island

Avoid, but I think people misunderstood. It’s cool though!

I need more lesbians on my Tomodachi island. Please give me suggestions. Please keep in mind that I did not grow up with the current influx of animated lesbian characters. I know of Marceline and Princess Bubblegum and that’s about it.

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

I made this sticker cost $1. I have too many of them. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com/product/stop...

thats california's world famous burger

Did you know that if your carrots are as flaccid as a limp dick you can make them sturdy again by simply soaking them in water? The weakness is because they're dehydrated. It takes about 24 hours for them to get firm assuming they're fully submerged.

桑の実は食べてもいいかな？ translation: Can I eat mulberries?

I loved this moment in the *2024* WS when he saw Hazel Mae from the Jays beat was asking a Q. www.youtube.com/shorts/WIeCe...

Yeah, maybe this person got us confused? I love the Supremes and Mary Wilson, so I wouldn’t make that mistake, but that’s just me.

WHAT NO I DID NOT HOLY SHIT

“God has a reason for all purpose” - Mary Wilson

TEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and so on and so forth

Yeah, for one thing, I’m agnostic at most, and for another, my name isn’t Mary.

They had a lot to say about God so my only conclusion is that they have discovered the bisexual librarians & are coming to convert us all.

Got a message from someone pretending to be @marawilson.bsky.social asking if I ever get messages from someone pretending to be Mara Wilson & that’s just too much internet for me for one day.

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

Approaching the traffic blockade, with phone in hand on speaker, and explaining to the officer that, "I have American Airlines customer service on the phone, they say you should let me pass," sounds like a bad comedy sketch.

I only use it when I’m really, really pissed off.

I don’t like sarcasm and I almost never use it. It’s like I’m like a stress smoker.

"Sure, let me just pull up your reservation...ah, looks like you booked a SuperSaver(TM) ticket, which means that if you are delayed, you are legally obligated to show proof you tried to break the law/negotiate with terrorists/do some kind of caper before we offer a change to your flight itinerary."