Hi @diedrichbader.bsky.social Would you mind sharing my middle school’s care closet items? Thanks!

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Most people don’t know that with SNAP you are banned from buying “foods that are hot at the point of sale”. So even if you have SNAP (which people don’t now) you can’t get cooked food. Which means you need to also actually have the resources to PREPARE a “healthy” meal.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

YUP. This is extremely dangerous. Taking advantage of people with a chronic illness is just evil.

It’s in the alt text, but the fake is on the right

Well, I ingested a packet and did not die, for what it’s worth. But yeah, unsettling!

"The secret council of 9, appointed for life, and unquestionable, voted to starve the people of the land" - a really bad fantasy author trying to outdo Tolkien and Pratchett and Lewis and Gygax, but making it a little too on-the-nose that the villain is pure contemptuous evil that needs slaying

The best part of having POTS and needing extra salt to stabilize your blood pressure is when someone starts selling counterfeit electrolytes that have no salt in them at all! If you have POTS, double check the site you’re buying from, especially on mobile.

Daily bunny no.3133 is starting a garden

I just keep thinking “Elon Musk just got a trillion dollars”

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

someone explain in terms a starving five year old can understand what this supreme court order means bc it sounds like more starving

"We would rather be ruined than changed; We would rather die in our dread Than climb the cross of the moment And let our illusions die." —W. H. Auden, The Age of Anxiety

Please consider donating to my synagogue's warm clothing drive! Amazon wishlist (easy, wide range of prices): bit.ly/bundled25 Silent auction (beautiful handmade crafts!): www.32auctions.com/bundled2025 We want to give mittens, socks, hats, etc. to families who come through our food pantry!

Being a fantasy writer is typing "they extended an olive branch" and then going "shit, do they even have olives in this world?"

My wife just opened up a shop for her beautiful and terrifying quilts! Featuring some exclusive Swan Boy designs from yours truly. Why, you'd be a FOOL to miss out: nicole-sews.bigcartel.com

Working late on a Friday night to starve children

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

you have to uh ha ha let the i'm, you know like, i don't know if, well. um. yeah, it's, you, if you let the hate fluh. let it uh, the hate. flow through your um, you. obviously, right? the pow, i mean, you know? the powerfuhh the power of the dark suh or the uh dark side. i mean ha ha, like, duh

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

The lengths Trump will go to keep Americans hungry knows no bounds. apnews.com/article/snap...

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes

I need to introduce you to someone. This is my new friend Marcel who has moved in with us. He has one eye and FIV and he is perfect!

Pleeeeeease let us starve people, Robe Daddies? Pretty please? 🥺

A kitty sticking its tongue out

Buried in the Big Beautiful Bill were changes to food assistance that demanded “any future change be cost-neutral. Translation: no more benefit increases, even if food prices skyrocket.” The result was “institutionalized hunger.” @kristencrowell.bsky.social www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I think democrats should push for a thorough review of all Elon Musk govt contracts as part of their 2026-8 portfolio. Why are taxpayers financing the work of a racist near-trillionaire? Leaving that unexamined was one of the biggest failures of the last Dem majority.

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike. Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%. Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

now don’t get me wrong: capers ARE delicious, I just thought they might be a bit more dangerous and exciting

WE LOVE TO SEE IT. STILL FEED YOUR NEIGHBORS THOUGH.

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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.

I somehow completely missed that the court is deciding today if they're going to hear a case about Obergefell and I mean this as fully as I can when I say I hope Kim Davis has the shittiest day she possibly can

fun thing is that it doesn’t matter what the white house hollers about, the usda has a bunch of people at a bunch of levels that would go to jail if they didn’t do this

Let me consult the periodic table of elements

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Honestly I LOVE a pin-pen merger. There’s something very endearing about it for me.

Relatedly, one of my biggest pet peeves with the Microsoft grammar check is that it will underline something like 'take a gander' and say that it is a regional phrase and I should change it to something neutral. No thank you!

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

Watson’s death is a fantastic reminder that you can be intelligent without being a good person.

If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.