Just realized these shorts have now been with me more than half my life. Under Armour used to make long-wearing clothes and today they wouldn't even make these multiple material shorts because they'd charge $50+

Thinking about the Strait of Hormuz got me thinking about how I was never straight with you. When things got serious, I ran, and I’m sorry for that. I hope you’ll make this deal and we can get back to being us. xoxo

Kinda sad it went straight into the trash before it was even announced. Poor Pam Jo. The Dow was almost back to 50,000 dollars.

Remember who you're fighting for !

I need to speak to a unique manager

Now OpenAI says it will be spending $600bn on compute through 2030, a year when it says it’ll make $280bn. Weirdly it says it made $13.1bn In revenue in 2025, even though Sam Altman said in November it was “way more than that”! www.cnbc.com/2026/02/20/o...

BREAKING: on this Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors have just released this PSA: “Stand with us.  Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH” Please share everywhere!

Savannah didn't buy her mom a camera subscription? Come on.

Ridiculous that Miami is playing in Miami for the national championship and they still couldn't sell out the game. How expensive were the tickets?

And then there's this video, of officers talking with each other about what they just witnessed. "We didn't have a chance," one officer said. "[Trump] was still giving his speech, and I just had to leave, because he's basically just telling people to come down here and rip this place down."

So when can you start

@nevernotfunny.com I have to just say that Buccees is not a truck stop. They specifically don't allow trucks so no need to worry about getting gastro issues in the back of the 18 wheeler

I just saw a woman at the airport win a bucket hat while carrying two cowboy hats. That's too many hats!

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

“Kids”

@crackinwax.com opening old holiday while watching the Mariners beat Detroit. 53/99

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

Too bad, so sad.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

almost as though…and stay with me here…we have the answers to the test

@jordanjessego.bsky.social without a vase base, without a trace

Damn you AI. Why are you so bad at this?!?

Wait a damned second!

I just realized all the "kill all pedophiles" car decals are gone. Used to see them all over rural and suburban Texas but suddenly everyone has scraped them off.

@jordanjessego.bsky.social it must almost be August!

An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.

I'm borderline anarchist but this is honestly too far.

July 8, 2023

This has aged like bad milk !

Woohoo! Vance and his wife are both in custody. Get those state charges rolling.

@crackinwax.com game time temp!

Thank you, Hank. It was a good idea at the time.

As a Rangers fan, this made my day. Thanks Topps Bunt!

That was a fun series for folks outside Texas.

Those fans really thought that was a goal? I get it's home ice but come on.

Since Patel deleted it and is saying he never tweeted it out

Somebody is gonna fall off this dang elevated basketball court

Gonna send this to myself in 2012 and really blow my own mind. Why is Tiffany Trump the president and what did she do?

Well that settles that. Surely we'll let them enjoy their canal now.

The Club Champion, folks.

Now this is the 35th design I can get behind. Thoughts @crackinwax.com ?

Texas Republican Keithself storms out of the meeting he's supposed to be running because a Democrat asked him to treat his colleague Sarah McBride with respect. These people would not last one day as a trans person.