And then there's this video, of officers talking with each other about what they just witnessed. "We didn't have a chance," one officer said. "[Trump] was still giving his speech, and I just had to leave, because he's basically just telling people to come down here and rip this place down."

So when can you start

@nevernotfunny.com I have to just say that Buccees is not a truck stop. They specifically don't allow trucks so no need to worry about getting gastro issues in the back of the 18 wheeler

I just saw a woman at the airport win a bucket hat while carrying two cowboy hats. That's too many hats!

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

“Kids”

@crackinwax.com opening old holiday while watching the Mariners beat Detroit. 53/99

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

Too bad, so sad.

This Week's Onion Magazine:

almost as though…and stay with me here…we have the answers to the test

@jordanjessego.bsky.social without a vase base, without a trace

Damn you AI. Why are you so bad at this?!?

Wait a damned second!

I just realized all the "kill all pedophiles" car decals are gone. Used to see them all over rural and suburban Texas but suddenly everyone has scraped them off.

@jordanjessego.bsky.social it must almost be August!

An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.

I'm borderline anarchist but this is honestly too far.

July 8, 2023

This has aged like bad milk !

Woohoo! Vance and his wife are both in custody. Get those state charges rolling.

@crackinwax.com game time temp!

Thank you, Hank. It was a good idea at the time.

As a Rangers fan, this made my day. Thanks Topps Bunt!

That was a fun series for folks outside Texas.

Those fans really thought that was a goal? I get it's home ice but come on.

Since Patel deleted it and is saying he never tweeted it out

Somebody is gonna fall off this dang elevated basketball court

Gonna send this to myself in 2012 and really blow my own mind. Why is Tiffany Trump the president and what did she do?

Well that settles that. Surely we'll let them enjoy their canal now.

The Club Champion, folks.

Now this is the 35th design I can get behind. Thoughts @crackinwax.com ?

Texas Republican Keithself storms out of the meeting he's supposed to be running because a Democrat asked him to treat his colleague Sarah McBride with respect. These people would not last one day as a trans person.

In honor of 3/11, I slipped 311 lyrics into several work emails today. Reactions were varied and all mixed up.

How about 10 provinces, and 3 territories, and we'll also keep the name Canada. 😐Maybe you guys can quit with the hypothetical electoral strategies that will never happen. You're just making it worse. Oh, and pass it on. ✌️❤️🍁

Repost & like, if you stand with President Zelensky!

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

We're closer and closer to this point!

Trump put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers and, on Musk’s instruction, fired the FAA chief early without replacing him. This should be the only thing Dems are saying today. They should all be out on media saying this.

@crackinwax.com you thinking what I'm thinking?

I wonder how the Tesla founders are feeling today with a full day of folks attaching the Tesla name to Nazi salutes

I have never seen any of these pokemon before in my life