Wait... isn't that the Smarter Every Day guy, Destin?

Redfin Rocket Mortgage is woke I guess

How many other POTUS' have called for the death of every person who voted against them? Here's the deal. He runs the WH. He stacked the Supreme Court. His party controls the house. His party controls the senate. This country is endlessly spiraling. If any party is the enemy of America, it's his.

This is how I found out Chuck Norris died.

Microtonal guitar and bass on LIVE LOOPS played on a double-neck guitar/bass combo (I’ve never seen that before) with a sprawling pedal board to manage the effects and live loops all done IN COSTUME… and that’s just one guy. 🤯 youtu.be/sfDtfz7vXkY?...

These guys have kept creeping into my YT reccos for the past couple of months. I’ve been ignoring them… until last night, and… holy shit am I glad I clicked. Comments compare them to Zappa and King Crimson. youtu.be/Te1HkBx7rDw?...

Oh, yeah?! Paul Skenes was almost in the navy or some shit! All this awesome almosting happening almost makes me wanna almost do something, too! Almost.

It’s posts like this that make me wonder if I was a good breaker way back when 🤔

Had to groom her first, obv

only oscar I’m watching

OUR. GOVERNMENT. IS. A. 🤡. GOVERNMENT. What?

Another one to bookmark 🔖

do your thing, internet

I’ll tell you what happened. Incompetence. There. Mystery solved. Investigation complete.

Yeah, that’s still not selling us on the war, STEVE.

How did anyone buy that he's a dem? Christ on a ritz cracker.

Haven’t heard the name Bam since Hulk Hogan thought Margera was ded

You know, if Biden would have just ended this war with Iran in the first place, this wouldn't be an issue /s

What is this Spongebob lookin' scorebug, Phils fans?

This morning, Mat is talking about funeral tapes and it occurs to me that if I have a funeral, MAYBE 10 people might show up. Better get my playlist set

Said every good guy ever

That first sentence is me after every single time I hit the big blue Post button

I keep forgetting that both Kurt Cobain AND Layne Staley died on April 5 (of different years).

WHY DIDN’T HE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM DURING HIS FIRST TERM THEN. Our government is a 🤡 government

You’ve got Too-Busy Johnson saying it’s not a declaration of war, and just about everyone else in his regime (including President Epstein) saying we’re at war. So… which is it?

The leadership of this country does not reflect the people of the United States. I think that’s been pretty apparent in the protests you’ve seen.

it me

Okay, now that we’ve all moved on from yesterday’s atrocities (we haven’t), maybe NOW we can release the files?

Learned over the past couple of days that a YouTuber I’ve been watching for years may, himself, actually be dogshit. Why do so many people suck?

Hey. Americans. Have we had enough yet, or do you wanna keep seeing what else someone can get away?

Am I still a REAL MAN if I work out in pants that aren’t blue jeans?

Ol' brown eye goes blue

I told my wife I’m planning on changing up my look. I gave her my two options, and she gave me the ick face. I said look, babe. I can’t pull off many more looks this late in the game. So which is it going to be? Liver King or Rick Rubin?

OUR GOVERNMENT IS A CLOWN GOVERNMENT 🤡

People do what you pay them to do. You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products. You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well. You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth. And so forth. Be aware of what you pay people to do

IT’S A FALSE HERRING, DUH

Hey, Vance. Go fuck a couch.

Our government is a clown government

Besides @atrupar.com, a true saint of current affairs, who’s actually watching this garbage? I wanna fork my eyes out just seeing these tiny clips… and that’s with the sound off.

Andrew Chafin just told me to watch out for my cornhole.

Fuck this shit

One album stays, the other is deleted from existence forever. Which one ya keepin? Be careful… one is their most famous, another contains their most iconic song, and the third ends with my all-time favorite Heart track. (See ALT for more deets.) Choose wisely… #musicsky

Of all of President Epstein’s State of the Union addresses I’ve not watched, tonight’s is by far the most recent.

Denormalize starting posts with the word BREAKING. Y'all ain't reporters. Knock it off.

Another four hours of rural Minnesota driving and we spotted just ONE sign. I’m both surprised and impressed.

Spent the day driving thru rural Minnesota and some of Wisconsin, and this is the first time in about a decade that I didn’t see a single T R U M P or M A G A sign anywhere on that drive.

New card drawing of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, inspired by recent events

After seeing all the baseball hype here on bsky, my brain is telling me to get on my laptop and start selling spots. Whatever that means…

This is kind of cool… i mean, the stats are embarrassing… but apparently my twins dot tv subscription last year was tracked and was pretty miserable… BUT IT WAS STILL BASEBALL!!