“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Note to self: Next time I have a layover, make it Denver so I can get some delicious hot coffee sweetened with Republican tears

On the other hand maybe it’s a good idea to keep a close eye on foreign intelligence assets

Don’t say his name three times while looking in a mirror or there’ll be hell to pay

Naming The Naked Gun the greatest comedy in the world of all time shows that the list is just ragebait anyway

You’re going to include Poor Things but not Parasite? Sideways and not Tampopo? Oh, I see you, Variety critics, I see you.

This list sucks so badly that it’s almost not worth commenting on at all, but I’m just going to say that as a rule any global “best comedy movies of all time” that doesn’t include Kung Fu Hustle, a single Jackie Chan movie or *any other film from Asia* is obvious bullshit variety.com/lists/best-c...

This list sucks so badly that it’s almost not worth commenting on at all, but I’m just going to say that as a rule any global “best comedy movies of all time” that doesn’t include Kung Fu Hustle, a single Jackie Chan movie or *any other film from Asia* is obvious bullshit variety.com/lists/best-c...

Has anyone asked if we WANT humanoid robots to have “full autonomy”

Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray

New York City serves up a pretty good TACO

Missing out on Jackie Chan and Eddie Murphy potentially costarring in RUSH HOUR is now something that’s going to keep me up at night

Framed #1352 🎥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf

If your “White, Black, Hispanic, Other” maps show “Other” as by far the biggest demographic contingent in most Bay Area counties, you just might be doing it wrong

JD only looks at furniture that way

A Chinese immigrant detained by ICE was found hanged to death with his hands and feet tied and Newsweek runs the article with a trigger warning about “descriptions of suicide”? www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...

Holding the initials for the groundbreaking of Negaball arena Madison Tesseract Garden in 2065

Bye Felecia

Heads up—many people also use toilet paper instead of their palms, despite your hands being so much more convenient

So Mamdani met with Trump and, uh…flipped him into being a fan? Right wing (and some left wing) heads are exploding over Trump’s glazing of Z: "I met a man who’s very rational…I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he is going to surprise some conservative people actually."

He literally plans his sexually predatory behavior toward a much younger “mentee” in those emails. A Chinese woman that he and Epstein codenamed “Peril” 🤮

The curse you receive when you make enemies of the gay community

Coast Guard be like mmmmmaybe they’re Buddhist

What I’m getting out of this is that Franklin Graham also has a pool boy

The Madness of King Gorge

Remember how off the rails right wingers went over actor Jussie Smollett’s apparent confabulation of a racist and homophobic assault? Yeah, well.

Oof. Why does this make me preemptively brace for an avalanche of mostly-beige suburban and midwestern WHAMILTON productions "Concord Theatricals Secures HAMILTON Global Licensing Rights; Teen Edition Expected in 2028" www.broadwayworld.com/article/Conc...

Turns out the Big 7 tech companies’ millions invested in Trump’s Organic Stupidity have been far more profitable for them than their billions spent on Artificial Intelligence

Like most red regions of the U.S., Staten Island is a net taker not giver when it comes to taxes and spending. The numbers cited here are a bit old (article from 2015, stats from 1993) but there's no reason to think the net outflow from NYC to SI is less than $200 million, rather than even more now.

Having grown up on SI, I want to note that the borough would implode hard and fast if it tried to become a separate city without the preferences/infrastructure support it gets as Manhattan and (lesser extent) Brooklyn’s bedroom community. Of course logic never stopped right wing slop from slopping.

Having grown up on SI, I want to note that the borough would implode hard and fast if it tried to become a separate city without the preferences/infrastructure support it gets as Manhattan and (lesser extent) Brooklyn’s bedroom community. Of course logic never stopped right wing slop from slopping.

If someone really wanted to tick off the “wokeness haters” they’d underwrite the Genderpalooza Film Festival, featuring all day back to back screenings of HIM, HER, THEM, THEY, US and IT

Framed #1348 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf I think the issue with this game is that it gives you X number of essentially empty or ambiguous frames before showing you a main character you instantly recognize lol.

To my investors I promise: Every quarter we will hit new heights Or at least the same heights again and again

Launching my new tech startup Sisyphus next week, y’all aren’t ready for the rollout

Launching my new tech startup Sisyphus next week, y’all aren’t ready for the rollout

Do not want

I am a fan of solar power generally, but many solar installers are among the most heinous, scammy, predatory companies in existence, and they seem to go out of their way to target 90-year-olds like my mother.

Dang, someone came up with a daily puzzle I actually think I could get addicted to framed.wtf

What color was the peril, Larry? WHAT COLOR

I don’t even want to even use that meme, because even when MTG attacks Trump, it’s for all the wrong reasons. E.g. “he’s abandoned the values of MAGA.” You don’t get credit for providing a correct answer if your process in getting there is foundationally wrong.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is not suddenly “reasonable,” “moderate” or “brave.” She’s just a fast rat fleeing a sinking ship, fighting for her political life while seeking a free pass for horrific past behavior and continued racist, antisemitic, anti-Muslim, antigay and anti-immigrant beliefs. Say no.

A reminder not to celebrate Marjorie Taylor Greene even if she’s damaging Trump. Let them fight, and let them both burn. Save your praise for people who deserve it.

A reminder not to celebrate Marjorie Taylor Greene even if she’s damaging Trump. Let them fight, and let them both burn. Save your praise for people who deserve it.

The White House’s definition of “America’s power couple” vs America’s definition of “America’s power couple”

“BANNING TEACHING ABOUT WHITE SUPREMACY” is literally the thin line you see there dividing OVERT and COVERT, good job Indiana University “Indiana University lecturer loses class over 'Pyramid of White Supremacy': bit.ly/4oFjlph%E2%8...

Alice Wong, a writer and activist who was born with muscular dystrophy and who fought relentlessly for equal rights and access for people with disabilities, died on Friday. She was 51. nyti.ms/4r9WqEr

Director Park: “Anyone living under a capitalist system will be able to relate to this film.”

This and Bong Joon-Ho’s PARASITE could serve as bookend films, unpacking the role of man as economic animal, as prey turned predator, as commodified raw material for capitalism.